#oh gods i want thattttttttt

[infinite-ticking-clock37]

Finally watched II 16 act one with my friendd

And oh my god I wanna cry what the fuck was that

Spoilers below

WHYYYY WHYYYYYY WHAT WAS THATTTTTTTTT AAAAAAAAAA

Imma ask Bee if she wants to say something I'll put it in a different color

THIS IS BULLSHIT I DO NOT FUCKING ACCEPT THIS NUH UH NUH UHHHHHHHHHH NEVER NO NO NO NO NO WHAT THE FUCK EVEN WAS THAT.😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😓😓😓😓😓😓😰😰😰😰😰😰💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣👣🌚🌚

Couldn't have said it better myself Bee, emojis and all

Anyways WHY ARE THEY DYING WHAT THE FUCK AND I DO NOT LIKE HOW ALL THE CONTESTANTS ARE LIKE CREATED BY MEPHONE I HATE IT ITS SCARYYYYYYYY WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYY AND ITS WHY CABBY CAN'T REMEMBER HER PARENTS OH MY GODD I'M GONNA CRYYYY

Ok gimme a year and 65 days to process all this

[chasseuses]

reasons why i love jade leech pt.2

so i guess I'm doing this again.

this is more of a repeat of everything I said in part one but with more sobbing and coherent words.

Jade Leech, Octavinelle's vice dorm leader and the twin brother of Floyd. Many might say that Jade is better than Floyd, although that may seem true to people who don't know him well enough, some people were smart enough to know that Jade was just as bad.

Despite being so fucking shady and nasty, I couldn't help but slowly learn how to love his character. His shadiness is only a part of his charm ❤️ I mean— don't you want that? Don't you just want to look at him and wonder what the fuck is going through his mind right now?

He could be either plotting murder or thinking about tonight's dinner and I would still find his shady expression 🥺 oddly attractive to say the least. I'm being weirdly serious here and typing in lowercase so in a few bullets, expect me to go feral once again.

His eyes are gorgeous. I don't know about you but I get mesmerized everytime I look at them, I swear I could drown in them and never want air ever again. His mismatched eyes,, absolutely beautiful sir please shock my heart eheheh 👉👈 haha jk !!! he doesn't have to use his unique magic to shock my heart bfjfkfjfkfjkffk

His smile is breathtaking, my sun— my light in this dark world of mine. Even if his smile is practiced and insincere, I can't help but go crazy over it. Imagine if he smiled genuinely, no restraints at all as he let out a hearty laugh and a genuine smile took over his expression. I would cry on the spot, I am cryimyfjrkfjkffk.

GOF HELP ME I CAN'T TYPE IN LOWERCASE ANYMORE IM GOING IN CAPSLOCK!!!

I HATE HOW JADE CAN GO FROM HIS USUAL GENTLEMANLY FACE EXPRESSION BUT SUDDENLY SHOOTS YOU A FUCKING SMUG GRIN WHICH SHOWS OFF HIS SHARP TEETH AND SAYS HIS USUAL "Fufu~" LINE LIKE PLEASE 🗿 SHUT THE FUCK UP DON'T SMILE LIKE THAT!!

SPEAKING OF TEETH, MAN I REALLY AM CURIOUS AS TO HOW SHARP THEY ARE. A PART OF ME WANTS TO SHOVE MY HAND INTO HIS MOUTH AND JUST TOUCH THOSE TEETH AND SEE HOW SHARP THEY ARE 🤡 haha imagine if he suddenly bit down tho hahshhhshsdrijfrknfkrgntknffknflfnflffnkfnfkjfkdjfofjddlifjf ok I'll shut up.

I don't think I mentioned it here (i already did) but I am telling you that the idea of someone as composed and reserved as Jade starts pining, IT'S GUARANTEED TO BE SO FUCKING GOOD LIKE 🗿 OH GOD THE THOUGHT OF JADE PINING?? ABSOLUTELY *CHEFS KISS* MAN THAT IS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE IF YOU SEE ANY PINING JADE PLEASE TAG ME I WILL START CRYIMG

Oh my god. Have I told you how beautiful Jade's lips are? Please please please please look at them they look so nice ahahahha so irresistible and kissable UEEEEEEEEEE

The way his lips are like that 🗿his fucking smile/smirk. GOD GIEV EME THE ABILITY TO KITH THIS MAN JUST ONCE PLEASE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I'M FUCKING CRYING.

Oh my gOD THE WAY HE LOOKS AT MUSHROOMS... THE SOFTEST GAZE... SOMEONE LIKE HE... IS CAPABLE OF HAVING SUCH A SOFT EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE.... PLEASE I WANT TO BE A MUSHROOM IF IT MEANT BEING LOOKED AT BY JADE LIKE THAT.

HE COULD FUCKING SPIT ON ME AND I'D THANK HIM.

I'm ashamed to admit that the earliest reason why I liked Jade Leech was because of his hands. Please forgive me, Lilia-sama. I cannot help but get attracted to such beautiful hands- it was if it was sculpted by the god of sculpting himself! It's such a shame that his gloves cover up its blinding beauty- though my eyes can see through the deceit, I know that his fingers are glorious beneath that piece of cloth. My one and only wish in life is to be able to hold his hand- without the gloves, and that's all for my confession.

^^^^^ I FOUND THAT IN MY DRAFTS

I'M SORRY BUT I JUST REALLY LIKE HIS HANDS OK. LIKE 😳 haha...!! what if we held hands,, without the gloves 😳 haha jk...! unless ...?9£4(_8 UE UE UE UE UE MR. LEECH LET ME HOLD YOUR HAND PLEASE I'M GONNA BEG

UEEEEEEEE I'M NOT FUCKING KIDDING YOU WHEN I SAY I WROTE SO MUCH LETTERS FOR THIS EEL I WISH I WAS KIDDING I HAVE LIKE 12 RIGHT NOW GOD I'M SUCH A FUCKING SIMP

st a rts sobbing

pouting jade.

pouting jade.

pouting jade.

WHAT THE FUCKBSJDJDJJ??£?£(_(3(_((_(£(£+£; WHY IS HE SO CUTE INT HSI SCREENSHOT WHAT THE FUCK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE THE WAY YOU'RE POUTING RIGHT NOW IS SO CUTE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET ME SQUEEZE YOU.

I'm fucking crying why the fuck is he so cute gof forbid this man from being so fuvking cute i cannot.

People be telling me: cute?? jade is terrifying.

and I go like: that's cute.

UE UE UE EU UEHFHRJFJJDJF HAVE U GUYS HEARD OF WHAT HE DOES TO PEOPLE HE BETRAY HIM???? I LITERALLY WENT 😳 "ahahahh mr leech i will personally betray you just to make you do that to me" you know. like a simp.

U know what I'm going back to lowercase

His extreme love for mushrooms is probably his comic relief so it doesn't completely make him seem like a shady bitch in the game- it's a surprise as to how cute and vulnerable he can get when he talks about or does something related to his precious fungi. It even goes as far as to make him completely lose his sense of surroundings, which is really rare for someone as observant as him- and usually dangerous sjfbjdbf. It's also EXTREMELY CUTE as to how they made Jade someone who really likes mountains- he even goes as far as to found his own club to appreciate them!!

He has pretty deft hands, being able to create a terrarium and care for it as a hobby is applaudable- not everyone has the ability to do just that, you'd have to be able to be extremely precise and careful, and add a little bit of extreme determination to the mix. He would probably smell like mud from all the time he spends in the greenhouse, and stays up late because of creating terrariums. It shows us that he isn't completely a shitty eel who collects dirt on people as his job and I think that's pretty fucking cute not gonna lie!

There was one voice line of him mentioning that he likes gazing at stars, which was completely unexpected for me! He didn't seem like the type to gaze up at the stars and just- watch! Though I expect him to be always alone whenever he does that- he isn't exactly the most approachable person in NRC, people tend to avoid the Leech twins because of Floyd- mostly. People are just scared of them and I don't think Jade has any friends aside from Azul and Floyd. And I don't think either of them would be willing to stay with him to do just that, Floyd's excuse would be because "it's boring~!" and Azul's would be "I have much more important things to do." And I think that's pretty fucking sad.

God please send me to their world I will watch the stars with him please i love him so much I'm—

BACK TO CAPSLOCK FJDJJEKFJKDJFKRNDKDJFKDFLDJRLFNFLDNFLDFNDLNDLDNFLFOFKDLDKDLDKDK

Look. No amount of words can actually describe my feelings for Jade Leech no words can do my love justice UE UE UE UE which is why I do the second best thing— keysmash.

Please please please I could give him the whole world and it wouldn't do my love for him justice 🗿 UE UE UE UEJFBRKFBTKNFRKFBFKFHJFHFDKHFKDBFKDHFKRBFRKBFRKBRKFBFKFNFKFJFKFJDKFK

I also uh, want him to step on me! Y',)!92+_)£_+ Y'know... He would stomp on my back and dig his heel into my back and probably hurl insults towards me 😳 man. I'd be hIS FUCKING DOORMAT IN A HEARTBEAT.

Omg this is getting long

The first part was much more 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿 but I still do this anyways.

Anyways. Please stan Jade Leech I love him so much 💕

i would've included my brainrot but ppl would just go 🗿 "taku you really are a jade simp huh" and NO I DON'T WANT THATTTTTTTTT

[myrandom-fandomlife]

I just

Being with Luke would be such an angsty yet good process

Like getting him to open up and we already know he gets jealous because of his insecurities and his parents oh my god I just-

I want thattttttttt

[drv3imagines]

Tea Party Headcannons

“Is parental stuff ok? How would the guys react if their (toddler aged) daughter asked them to play tea party?”

WHY DOES THIS SEEM SO PURE AND SECOND YES THIS IS ALLOWED Also if the format seems strange it’s because MY PHONES’ laggy now …..Great days right? welllll let’s get this ball rolling it’s askkk time!

Shuichi Saihara

-The …Ohmygodcan’tsaynodad -HE LOVES HIS LITTLE GIRL HE WILL SAY YES.. -But realizing his mistake instantly -Once his daughter asks him to be the “Princess”..He put’s his dignity down and goes along with it -Weirdly everything was going well…! That is until you came with the cookies “Guysss~ I have the coo- WTF!!!?” -Saihara knowing you were thinking “WTF I GOING ON!!?” Tried to calm you down so his dignity might be a bit more intact…… -��S-S/O IT’S NOT WHAT IT SEE-!!!!!?” -”…Mr. Hat will you pass the cookies…? -Saihara has -9999 Dignity O-Ohhhhhhhh- I-I’ll just put the cookies…” -You than ran out of the room confused yet the need to laugh in your system

Kiibo

-First off HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO HAVE A BABY??? ADOPTION? OR DID DR libadashi make one I HAVE NO CLUE TELL ME Well……I saw this imagine from one blog I forget but you should go where they have 2 children 1 a robot and the other a human….THIS IS CANON FOR MOD KAEDE NOW I’ll make the human a girl cause why not Mini KIIBO OH MY GOD YES - -It was a normal day Kiibo was supposed to play with his daughter while you played with Mini Kiibo -Suddenly his daughter asked him something -”Daddy can we play Tea party…!?” -He had no idea what this was so he searched it up! -And was horrified by the results  -….WHY WERE THEY SO FANCY???! -THIS MUST BE A IMPORTANT EVENT!! -Kiibo No wai- -So he brought all the expensive stuff in the house he could and saw his daughter look up in amazement he also brought makeup…For a toddler… -And so it started -Luckily his daughter didn’t ask for dress up since he can’t wear any clothes.. -But you wanted to make sure everything was fine..So you checked them with mini Kiibo by your side -….What -What THE FUCK -”AHHHHHHHHHHHH” -You looked at your daughter who had bundles of makeup on her face and all the fancy stuff everywhere -Mini Kiibo even ran away from the fear of the sibling right in front of him -”KIIIIBOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”

Kaito Momota

-The second his daughter askes him he yells yes -But why is it space themed now nobody k- -Kaito did it -..The real question is how he did it so fast… -Of coure the daughter likes dress up but Kaito added something -MEET THE NEW KING AND PRINCESS OF THE GALAXY!!! -Ohmyfuckinggodthisispureee -Of course… -”WHO CAN HAVE A KING WITHOUT HIS QUEEN YA KNOW!?” -Meet The Queen of the galaxy S/O -…..Who wouldn’t want to be queen with a kind like this by your side..? -I’DE BE QUEEN ANYDAY

Ouma Kokichi

-Guess what Ouma and D/N were playing tea party so you decided to visit them! -Only to see Ouma’s cult serving them as they sat on a throne -”….OUMA WTF!!!?” -”…..Ehhh?? I’m the king and I do what I want right my princess?” -”Yep Yep!!  do you have the cookies..? The slaves are hungry..!” -”FIRST YES I HAVE THE COOKIES” -”SECOND OUMA WHY IS OUR DAUGHTER CALLING THEM SLAVES!!?” -”…..Since she’s above them and they do everything she says duh!” -”Also if they didn’t I cut their heads off… -The robed people flinched -Damn you Ouma Kokichi she’s a toddler still damn you damn you…

Amami Rantarou

-…The chill dad -He says yes as long as she goes cycling with him later  -Everything’s pretty normal though.. -When she askes him to dress up he says it’s a bit of a hassle she sees and says it’s fine - And when you come it everything’s normal as well luckily -…….Amami is the normal-est dad -What you didn’t see is he was gushing about how cute your daughter was -You found several new clothes in your daughters closet -Having little sisters helps when you have a daughter I guess -She’s still going cycling though

Korekiyo Shinguuji

-”Why of course who wouldn’t want to accompany such a-” -Cue long talk about how beutiful his daughter is -Sadly she’s a toddler so she has no clue what’s he’s saying BUT! -He still does it…. -Luckily Shinguuji knows how to make some tea -After a while nothing happened so.. -D/N was a bit bored  -So she thought since her dad loved reading sO -”…DADDY DADDY TELL ME A STORY!!” -TIME SKIP -”Guysss~ I have the co- OH NO WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAY??” -Youlooked at your daughter who was crying and a panicked Shinguuji -”YOU TOLD HER A STORY AGAIN DIDN’T YOU!!?

Gokuhara Gonta

-The second his daughter asked he was over joyed! -”OF COURSE GENTLEMEN DO TEA PARTIES ALL THE TIME!!!” -He’s pretty exited to do this with his daughter no less today’s such a nice day! -…… -He has no idea what to do  -The teacup is way too small as well….. -”BUT A GENTLEMEN CANNOT DISAPOIN-!!” -Cue sound of glass breaking -”S/O I’M SO SORRY GONTA DID THATTTTTTTTT” -”I-It’s fi-” -”NO A GENTLEMEN DOESN’T BREAK ITEMS!!”

Ryouma Hoshi

-He wants to say no  -But HE JUST CAN’T HIS DAUGHTER IS HIS NUGIORBUGGUBJBGUGBUTHTUNGGUYB -So he says yes…. -..He’s kinda sad the teacups his size but he’ll get over it -……”Daddy can we play dress up you’ll be th-” -He left the second she said play he may love his daughter..With all his heart.. But he’ll never play dress up…. -WHAT REALLY HAPPENED

-”Dad can we play dress up..? -Hoshi froze for a moment  -But looked down and quietly muttered -”…….Su…..re” -His daughter suddenly looked happy and yelled -”YAY!!!” -”……..We never talk about this deal..?”