#oh god. don't get me started on papatello anon-chan i am on a fuckin RAZOR THIN MARGIN HERE
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I feel like Donnie would be mush for his teeny, itty bitty little baby girl.
someone has been peeking in my google drive again i see....
yeah i think he (rise donnie specifically since that's the papatello i'm working on) would be one of those dads who has a big talk about how he's so strict, about the intense regiment he has his kid on to maximize their development, and he's always the most annoying piece of shit at the PTA meeting. flex brag flex brag
but then his little toddler comes up to him on wobbly legs and puts her hands on his calf, tapping at him for his attention and looks up at him with paint all over her face from where she got into the art supplies at the back of the classroom and made a huge ass mess, and he just melts at her crooked little grin (bc dad is the favorite) and is completely incapable of chastising her in any shape or form
that changes when she grows up and starts to act so much like him that he HAS to be firmer with her. the first time he has to put her in time out they both ugly cry a lot
#ask tag#oh god. don't get me started on papatello anon-chan i am on a fuckin RAZOR THIN MARGIN HERE#'don. hon. listen. i love you so much.'#'...and yet i sense a *but* coming'#'...but you have GOT to stop hitting reply all and telling the entire school our daughter is the light of your life and the best child.#i got THREE phone calls from the principal at work this morning. also why isn't YOUR number the one on the file???'#'scoff. i shall stop doing it when it stops being true. also im doing important work that can't be interrupted.'#'but you can interrupt it long enough to draft a fucking five thousand word essay on why our child is the best of all time??!?'#'hm. you're right. it should probably be at least ten thousand. i need the space to discuss her academic achievements as well. good point.'#'SHE IS FOUR.'#papatello
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