#oh gawd I can’t be normal and I’m so sorry please forgive me

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heyyy you ~ firstly i wanted to say that I love your blog, you're doing an amazing job ~ Can I request a HC where the captains (Oikawa, Kuroo, Terushima, Bokuto) + Akaashi + Tendou get really drunk in front of their S/O ? Thank you ~

I HAVE BEEN WANTING TO WRITE OUT A DRUNK HC BUT I NEVER REALLY GOT THE CHANCE BC I’VE ONLY JUST FOUND THIS REQUEST ROTTING IN THE INBOX I’M DOING IT…. please understand that I have no intention of drinking or getting drunk haha I just… NO hahaha ~ Dree

Oikawa:

C L I N G Y AF

but don’t tell him that bc really??? he will sob into your chest saying how you don’t love him anymore

he’s kinda really amusing for the first half hour in that state

but

L I K E

he gets extremely all up in your space it’s illegal

but it’s also kinda amusing still bc he talks about so much random stuff it’s kinda hard keeping up with the conversation

“Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe, I need a hug!!!! Just one? Wha- n- no?! Do you not love me anymore?! I can’t beli- OH MY GLOB, [Y/N]-CHAN!!! YOU’RE SO SQUISHY YOU’RE LIKE A HUGE BED!!!”

Kuroo:

You wouldn’t even notice he was drunk… he doesn’t slur his words, he’s still as cunning and manipulative as ever

but when he walks….. hoooo boy

it’s like watching an enraged bull shopping in a china store

he bumps into anything and everything: that table, the stage, that bar, that bouncer

he once bumped into a lady and sent the two of them sprawling on the floor… there was a small scuffle and the lady’s boyfriend didn’t particularly like your boy on his girl

thankfully, the lady was kind enough to let Kuroo go considering he had just tumbled into the fish tank right after…

“Oh gawd! Am I dead? Well, hello there, Kitten. Normally, you’d be the one who’s wet but, sure, we can switch things up sometimes.”

Terushima:

frick fracking sweetheart gave me a hard time

deep drunk

he’s in soooooo deep nobody can reach him

he asks the most random questions which might make sense sometimes… most of the time though, he does NOT

he’s so deep with his questions everyone wants him 6 ft underneath

everyone knows they don’t make sense… Everyone knows they shouldn’t even listen to him… But the questions are all so legit that it makes them think

now I may have never touched a drink before there was that one glass of wine I held onto for 4 hours… I took a sip but that’s it but my friends have told me it isn’t fun if you think when you’re drunk… They’re a bit amusing to watch tbh

everyone is clutching on to their heads as they try to understand his question while Terushima just keeps spouting out more questions in the background

Of course, your title of s/o gives you the great privilege of having to put up with his unending blabber

“If you were in America and I stay here… And the world ends today… Would I have been a day older than you?!”

Bokuto:forgive me but from this point onward I am writing on my phone so I don’t know how short the hcs are

HAAAAAAAAAAAAPPY DRUNK

He will laugh at anything and everything haha

that guy’s pants were yanked down! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA did that person just burp? OMG THEY BURPED!!! HAHAHAHA is that Hinata? HAHAHAHA KAGEYAMA TOSSED HIM OUT THE WINDOW!!!!

there was this one time you two were watching a movie and you don’t know why you allowed him to drink… He was laughing the whole time

the main character’s dog had just died and he was laughing as tears fell from his eyes like a waterfall

you were slightly disturbed and concerned

he then started maniacally shaking an unopened bottle of soft drinks and poked holes all through out it when he was satisfied

it. Was. M A D N E S S

he sobered up almost as soon as he saw you. You were

A N G E R Y

“[Y/N]!!!! LOOK I MADE A FOUNTAIN WAAAAH IT’S A SODA FOUNTAIN THE DELICIOUSNESS HAS LANDED”

Akaashi:

a lot of people say that Akaashi is responsible enough to not get drunk or he’s the designated driver… But life is tough

when life throws you an overly energetic overgrown 5 year old senpai, you would hang on to anything and everything that can relieve you even just for a while

he usually regrets the next morning, though… Hangover plus Bokuto’s incessant needs equals Akaashi Keiji’s own personal hell

granted, he only usually drinks when Bokuto forces him into it

so it’s up to you to take care of hungover Akaashi and Bokuto

you shouln’t really mind though since the setter is actually a very cuddly drunk and he lets you baby him when he’s hungover

an opportunity you don’t dare to pass

sometimes… He has these random moments when he doesn’t act like himself so much so that you all take a moment of silence to take in what just happened

“[Y/N]… Please hold me… This headache is killing me… [Y/N] IS BUSY TAKING CARE OF THEIR BOYFRIEND, BOKUTO-SAN GO GET YOUR OWN”

Tendou:

THIS IS THE MIRACLE GUY THAT WON’T GIVE YOU A HINT THAT HE’S PREGNANT HE’S THAT BLESSED

at first, you were so excited to see how this twistedly intriguing man is when he’s drunk

but that quickly went down the drain after his 10th shot of whiskey

you were waiting for him to ask you for help but he just ordered another round of drinks

you thought he was just a strong drinker but he told you he was very drunk that time

the only way you would know that he’s drunk is how his hands vibrate like a vibrator

“Sorry, sweetheart. But you’re not getting any secrets outta me. I’m not like those pansies that spew everything after a drop. But my hands are vibrating like crazy! Maybe you’d like to compare them with any toy you’ve got at home?”