#oh btw i dont think ive mentioned it here yet. once again falling into the stereotypical artist and am having wrist problems :')

[thelemonsnek]

My beloved dog ate a couple fallen puzzle pieces. Replacements and repairs <3

[image id: a series of photos of a winter scene puzzle. The first photo shows two blank puzzle pieces painted white. The last four photos show both of these pieces put into the puzzle, first unpainted, then painted to make it look like there's no piece missing. End id]

[myrfing]

finale arc I'm assuming spoilers for zone 6 and the preceding duties from between zone 5. MAJOR msq spoilers

z1 / z2 / z3 / z4 / z5

- IM HER LITTLE MOGCHAMP

- also uh. everything before that from the last post to now. I think I pulled too fast and urianger skipped his talk text for moen in the aitiascope but that dungeon....papalymo's appearance made wrecked me in an instant

- i am a little sad that livia and ilberd...I just think they've always been shafted by the narrative a bit. i dunno what to think here to be honest. The Guy was funny as hell though they really did give him that second wind they were considering

- and of course. venat.........................screaming crying my old friend

- BRO DON'T CRY IM GONNA FUCKING CRYY

- I know I should not think this way because it is an insane person way of thinking but I'm a little disappointed I did not get my final moments with hydaelyn alone. WHATEVER it's fine again my "loves the scions but is not attached to the scions" disease rears its head

- aww tataru's shop....ALSO BTW TATARU DESUMMON YOUR CARBUNCLE THAT THING HAS BEEN ACROSS THE REALM

- me having mildly indepth thoughts about emmanellain & him being this expac's little side jester clown.

- biggs wedge the ironworks have done EVERYTHING for me already

- ugh my weakness. tail ribbon. the set is beautiful but a little too frou frou for gourd NONETHELESS I will wear it to the end because when else do I wear AFs. also cute ass pld cape but the armor is a little too weirdly shaped thanks to the stupid fucking au ra proportions

- actually (coughing wheezing) these are a little much

- YSHTOLA TAKE ME WITH YOUUU you're the first person i met in the scions so please ferry me to more worlds. also gravely sorry to a certain urianger liker

- DOES AUTOADVANCE KILL PICK OPTIONS NOOO I DIDN TGET TO ANSWER

- i feel like that sad fucked up spongebob. Okay krile i wont

- graha waking up noises Yea Ok Yeagh OKa

- btw is gourd finally getting to retire from the scions SORRY TO SAY THIS IMMEDIATELY AFTER YOUR HEARTFELT SPEECH BUT I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT GOOD GOD IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG

- alpha and omega....I WILL TELL YOU IF I SEE YOUR STAR and i am absolutely cheered up

- bro we did absolutely vilify and suppress the tribes this was naht earned. but it's nice to see their faiths be protectors and shit for once instead of Monster To Kill

- im fucjing laughiinggg at alphinaud's order to launch. also seeing the ship take off was cool. primal fuel gfuel

- By The Fury

- Uh Oh THancr

- WAIT. DRAGON. OMEGA WERE YOU HERE? THE PATTERSN ON THE FLOOR ALSO?

- this place's ambiance is the embodiment of "looking up at the stars"

- ok now that this is definitely the place IM SO FUCKING CRAYXSYSDABFBAYUFAIFHSAGSIGIUAGISAHGUIAGEGURIOGWG FUCKKK

- oh these dragons...somewhere your kind still yet live my bone husk ghost shell friends

- um. boss you killed a child

- lots of wol ):| face here

- estinien literally exists to give dragons somewhat crude pep talks now

- oh my god is the music being added to with each sacrifice or am i crazy

- i cannot fucking believe they are letting me see pieces of the dead worlds meteion spoke of like I cannot express how absolutely stunning and enthralling this is I did not expect that

- with that in mind I am wicked for using this mount here. sorry about falling in love with the megaweapon that obliterated your world

- also the nihilistic cum dudes are cute.

- urianger you dont mean to tell us you're the most suicidal of us in the group right now and thus. okay

- the heat death of the universe is literally okay my guys just make a sandwich. also i feel like them boiling down yshtola to a seeker of knowledge while not mentioning nor giving her an opportunity to speak aloud how she does everything she does out of love is kind of a shame

- also. this is the only place where gourd looks good in cutscenes LMFAOFOAA. he is looking cute in the dead world!

- OMEGA'S HOME

- YOU'RE TELLING ME I CANT FUCK OMEGA?

- i cant believe it. the sidequest where you try to matchmake 2 omicrons and the explode. i had to delete the pic because of the stupid 10 img limit

- im not expressing this properly but I could pretty much die from the adoration. now we kind of have a voice for omega?

- UGHHH HOW CAN THEY DO THE SAME EXACT SHIT OF "THIS ROBOT IS STARTING TO UNDERSTAND BEAUTY AND LIFE" AND IT STILL GETS ME THE SAME WAY. also the graha parallel between the subject of the tree and him I could fucking keel over

- NOO THE GRAHA TOWER BACK SHOT

- graha. anything for you

- ohhh godd Since i woke the tears wont stop fallign

- graha I love you omega I love you.

- the whole fucking thing of each one of them giving their answers to their deepest despairs with love and hope w/e I get it I'm a cornball and I will forever be one

- "the last one to remain" FUCKKKK it hits so hard for gourd lore and.

- you stupid kids stop worrying about ME he'll be fine you're the ones dissipating into aether

- hades not gonna lie im zoning out you're kind of ruining the moment for my ass

- not that i even hate him & his arc has been very good in ew it's just. dude. sorry

- the flowers ruled however i'm good now. hey guys

- nvm. no they aint get out of here

- OH NOW YOU'RE TALKING TO ME ABOUT ALL THE PLACES I WANT TO GO THAT I'VE LOOKED AT MYSELF AND MARKED OVER ON THE MF MAP YEAH I GET IT GET OUT OF HERE DUDE YOU BLEW UP LIKE HALF THE SHARDS WITH EVEN MORE SHIT I'LL GET YOU

- hold up hythlodaeus im busy being stuck up you cannot drop that l pray we meet again in another life shit on me and make me feel like 8 emotions at once

- also I neglected to say this because I was busy rp walking but the walk sequence eviscerated everything that I am

- UGH GOD NOW IT'S GONNA BE ALL LIKE "omg im travelling just like e-s wanted me to" AUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGH I WAS JUST STARTING TO LIKE HIM

- im glad they said "the future you seek is not the past we loved. That is why we fought. And why I lost" though I dont know that gives me closure about many of the thoughts I had about the ascians in general

- my god. after 5 or some nebulous amount of days I'm here

- im sorry alphinaud i will continue to be judgmental until I die but nor do I think it is exclusive to understanding or connecting to these stories

- YAAAY YSHTOLA VALIDATING ANOTHER OLD THING I KEPT SCREAMING ABOUT WITH HER TALK TEXT

- this dungeon is the coolest fucking thing on earth

- THE NECROSIS DEBUFF IS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER? I KNOW IT'S JUST A DOOM BUT OK HEARTBEATS EXCITE ME

- bro america

- im having my are you fucking kidding me moment in the game where im just astounded laughing

- ok the paradise one is. FOR THEEEEEE RECORD THE WHOLE DUNGEON IS VERY COOL AND ME SAYING THIS DOESNT MEAN A THING ABOUT HOW COOL I THINK IT WAS but i wonder if that's implying...that...the calamities were good for hydaelyn/etheirys because they essentially reset progress lmfao.

- god after I was like I will NEVERRR let graha tank for me because he's my senior cat bones.

- but I love the wol so much. it's stupid

- she hit gourd with her huge balls and now is threatening to give him erectile dysfunction so much so wrong

- oh right zenos LOOOLLL what you got for me dude <- forgot even though I was like that slow clank clank up the steps is totally zenos

- THIS IS SO FUNNYYYYY OKAY....

- oh my god I did NOT expect to 1st pull that but we had other ressers. the whole difference. that is the first time in a long time that i've straight up lost my gcd roll for a protracted time trying to not die in a normal trial

- im gonna cry man the wol is such a warm person.

- "you only need wish to see them again" sort of stuff going in for the 278328392th kill I see

- also I just want to say that like the entire. time. gourd's philosophy had a bit like "if I die someone stronger will grow in my place" and that's FLAWED of course but the whole idea of the. Everything i. <-speachless

- tabbing out at zenos LMFAOAOOAOA

- clever of them to use gamer zenos to pose the 4th wall dancing question

- bro I always wanted to kill you you did not need to spend all that time moping I would have given you exactly what you wanted for my sake

- it is SOOOO funny picking the angry option because gourd would not care about his questions. good god anger gourd

- ok I was about to roll my eyes because the fight was boring and slow on sch and I was like omfg do we have to chew through 5+ lives of this but the dropping the weapons and just beating each other to death is absolutely one of the best things to have ever come out of this whole narrative thread. also gourd you can heal yourself wtf

- gourd looks like the knife cat when he's sheepish. hi scions love you a lot please don't look at me

- i like to think the people back on hydaelyn/etheriys (IM STILL GOING TO CALL IT HYDAELYN WTF) were just bbqing waiting for everyone's return

- im going to miss you so much hydaelyn wtf. i'm forever hers

- YES GOURD SCIONLESS SORRY THIS SOUNDS HEARTLESS AFTER ALL THAT BUT FINALLY

- ephemie's continuing her travels ougfhhh!! and the roe sibs are going home for a bit...AUGHH F'LHAMINN I WILL. i miss minfilia i really wish we got to be better friends with her and that she could have been there at the end

- ALIANNE AND ISILDAURE I CANT EVEN SAY HOW GLAD I AM THEY MADE IT TO THE END THEYRE THE OG GRANPDA AND GRANDAUGHTER DUO and they're going to the hot springs with homei this rules

- riol come adventure with me a while he ha. and v'mah where is that hyur boy of yours. also im kind of disappointed for real arenvald isnt here i know role quests but that doesnt mean he couldnt have. w/e he's my favorite scion

- AENOR LMFAOOOOOOOOO NOT TO BE VULGAR BUT THAT'S WHAT [redacted]

- hoary and coultenet...will you both b off to corvos. take me with you

- ohhhhh <- emotional

- OK SO THATS WHERE THE BALDESION THING WAS GOING GL GRAHA KRILE! i wish to join you for that, too

- graha I will ALWAYS ALWAYS want you with me

- obviously i dont get to decide this but the twins do not need to feel guilt over what happened. and i mean it is natural to but the whole shit is like. man

- went into the solar for the last time....argh okay. im already missing it

- YES YES YES YES YES ARGOS AND VENAT MINION ALL I WANTED

- ELDIIB

[incorrectchoniberonicaswangs]

hey baby won't you look my way (you can be my new addiction)

Chapter 6: because i also want to be rawed by alice cooper in that dress

Chapter Summary: Nobody has a normal sleep schedule, Jughead helps Betty with her totally-not-real issue, the Lodges and Coopers are really gay, and Archie has some scary (but still important to the plot) tendencies.

Notes: mayorlodge: hermione acoop: alice Also, just for clarification, both Hal and Hiram are out of the picture (mostly because it's convenient to the story but whatever). This is a long-ass chapter, so... have fun?

ao3

Wednesday, 12:00 AM

gays united

wannabett: IM BACK!!!

wannabett: as in i finally got my phone back!! im alive again!

nopeaz: you got your phone back at exactly midnight??

wannabett: yep!

hbicheryl: i dont understand you coopers

veroffica: cheryl, you're technically a cooper yourself.

veroffica: and even if you weren't, the blossoms are even worse.

hbicheryl: ugh

hbicheryl: technicalities

spillthefogarTEA: do any of you... actually go to sleep at a reasonable time??

wannabett: no

nopeaz: nah

hbicheryl: nope

veroffica: ha, no.

jugheadalones: definitely not

hisshissmotherfucker: no

goingtoheller: not a chance.

spillthefogarTEA: yeah, me neither

spillthefogarTEA: just checking

hisshissmotherfucker: normal sleep schedules are for the weak

hisshissmotherfucker: natural selection only the dumbasses die

hisshissmotherfucker: im the dumbass

nopeaz: same

jugheadalones: rt

hbicheryl: ^^^^

wannabett: ^^^

wannabett: so

wannabett: yall wanna talk??

hisshissmotherfucker: about how i just realized that fangs and bettys ship name would either be bangs or fetty?? absolutely

goingtoheller: bangs?? can we seriously talk about this?

nopeaz: when you said fetty all i could think of was fetty wap

hbicheryl: no we are NOT doing this now come back to bed and go to sleep RIGHT NOW topaz

nopeaz: as you wish, dear

[nopeaz is offline]

[hbicheryl is offline]

jugheadalones: well i need to get my beauty sleep so i can look my emo self tomorrow, so goodnight

[jugheadalones is offline]

spillthefogarTEA: okay i have to admit that we all should get some sleep, but @sweets we are circling back to bangs and fetty later

goingtoheller: ^^

hisshissmotherfucker: i cant help that all my best realizations come when im delirious from lack of sleep but if you say so fangs

[hisshissmotherfucker is offline]

[spillthefogarTEA is offline]

wannabett: nobody wants to stay up and talk? :(

goingtoheller: i might.

veroffica: i will too.

goingtoheller: nevermind, i'm going to sleep! have fun! ;)

[goingtoheller is offline]

wannabett: i guess its just us

veroffica: want to move this convo to a more private setting, then?

wannabett: sure thing

12:13 AM

wannabett + veroffica

wannabett: hey v

veroffica: hey, b.

veroffica: congrats on finally getting your phone back, btw!

wannabett: i missed you

wannabett: i mean i know that i was only absent for one day and i still managed to call you once

wannabett: but it felt longer than that. more significant

veroffica: i know what you mean. school was hellish (at best) without you there, especially with cheryl being, well, cheryl. i know that she's not half as bad as she used to be, and that toni's helping her to be a kinder person, but sometimes she just doesn't know when to back off.

wannabett: about that, did i ever thank you for standing up for me so vehemently? because i appreciate it

wannabett: you didnt have to but you did anyway

wannabett: and thats what i... uh,, really like about you!!

wannabett: hold on a sec i have to go my moms calling me!

veroffica: at 12:18 am?

veroffica: aaaand you're already gone.

12:18 AM

wannabett + jugheadalones

wannabett: hey jughead quick question

jugheadalones: i did mention earlier that i was going to go to sleep right??

wannabett: please this is really important

jugheadalones: fine, go for it

wannabett: okay hypothetical situation here

wannabett: say this one girl (lets call her lili) has this best friend (lets call her cami) but at one point lili almost says "and thats what i love about you" to cami

wannabett: what does that mean?? is it just a normal platonic friend thing??

jugheadalones: so, this is all strictly theoretical, correct?

wannabett: yes obviously any and all resemblance to real people is purely coincidental haha

jugheadalones: then id say that lili might actually have more-than-platonic feelings for cami

wannabett: do you really think so??

jugheadalones: yep

wannabett: so in this purely made-up circumstance... what should lili do?

jugheadalones: i think that lili should seriously consider telling cami about her feelings for her

jugheadalones: she just might be surprised by what cami says back

wannabett: okay thank you jug

wannabett: for your help on this definitely fake thing that clearly did not occur with undoubtedly nonexistent characters

jugheadalones: sure thing betty

jugheadalones: just next time dont wake me up at midnight

[jugheadalones is offline]

12:23 AM

wannabett + veroffica

wannabett: hey im back

veroffica: finally! it took you long enough!

veroffica: what did your mom want?

wannabett: huh?

wannabett: oh yeah she wanted me to... wash some dishes

veroffica: at 12:18 in the morning??

wannabett: yep its all part of my punishment for getting detention

veroffica: i thought your punishment was just being grounded for one day?

wannabett: well theres also a list of chores that i have to do for her that she can cash in at any point

veroffica: no offence betty, but is your mom satan?? that sounds awful!

wannabett: none taken, she indubitably is

wannabett: and im used to it by now

veroffica: still... i wish i could do something to help.

wannabett: let me move in with you

veroffica: what??

wannabett: thats what you can do to help! i could move into the pembrooke with you if your mom says its okay!

veroffica: i don't know, b... don't you think it's kind of a big step? and what about your mom?

wannabett: what about her? polly didnt ask mom when she moved in with you

wannabett: i understand if you dont want to, but just think about it for a second

wannabett: it would be like having a sleepover every night!

veroffica: i'm still not sure...

wannabett: plus ive been wanting to get closer to you and this could be just what i needed

veroffica: well, i'm on board! i just have to text my mom, she's on a business trip.

12:29 AM

veroffica + mayorlodge

veroffica: hey mom, can betty come live with us?

mayorlodge: does this have any particular reason, or did betty just finally realize that her mother is a bitch?

veroffica: mom!!

mayorlodge: what? i went to school with alice, and she wasn't half as bad then as she is now. i blame hal.

mayorlodge: in fact, she used to be a southside serpent!

veroffica: i know, mom. betty told me.

mayorlodge: leather jackets, flannel... she was gorgeous.

veroffica: if you weren't my mom, i would say 'go for it,' but since you are, i'm going to say 'gross' instead.

mayorlodge: don't give me that. you know as well as i do how easy it is to fall for the cooper women.

veroffica: what are you implying?

mayorlodge: mija, I want you to answer me honestly: do you or do you not have feelings for betty?

veroffica: i... i don't know.

mayorlodge: think about it. and in the meantime, betty can stay over.

veroffica: thanks, mom!

mayorlodge: on one condition, though--alice approves. i don't want to be getting calls from the police because she thinks i'm illegally harboring one of her children.

veroffica: but betty's mom would never agree to this!

mayorlodge: then convince her otherwise.

mayorlodge: goodnight, mija.

[mayorlodge is offline]

12:35 AM

veroffica + wannabett

veroffica: she's in!

wannabett: yes!!!

veroffica: there's one thing, though...

wannabett: oh no

veroffica: your mom has to give her consent.

wannabett: shit

wannabett: stupid minor laws!

wannabett: i guess ill go ask her

wannabett: but im going to do it over text i dont want to be near her when she flies into a rage

veroffica: good luck! please don't die, i'll miss you too much!

wannabett: ill try v

12:38 AM

wannabett + acoop

wannabett: hey mom

acoop: Betty? You do realize that we live in the same house, right?

acoop: Also, what do you want and why are you texting me at this hour?

wannabett: ummmm

wannabett: can i go stay with veronica?

acoop: The Lodge girl?? At the Pembrooke??

wannabett: yes

acoop: For how long?

wannabett: indefinitely

acoop: I'm going to talk to Hermione and then I'll get back to you on this.

wannabett: wow that sounded a lot less like a no than i expected

acoop: Don't push it, Elizabeth.

wannabett: what i meant to say was thank you mother for this incredible opportunity!!

acoop: I haven't agreed yet, Betty.

wannabett: i meant thank you for considering this. it means a lot to me.

acoop: ...Of course.

acoop: Now, you should get some sleep while I consider this further. I'll get back to you later.

12:41 AM

acoop + mayorlodge

acoop: Is this Hermione?

mayorlodge: yes... alice?

acoop: You still have the same phone number from back when we were in high school.

mayorlodge: alice, it's the middle of the night. why are you texting me?

acoop: I have reason to believe that our daughters are going down the same path we once did.

mayorlodge: so you see it too?

acoop: Yes. The two of them are as close as we were back in high school, and we both know where that led.

mayorlodge: i don't want veronica to get her heart broken like i did, but it isn't like we can stop them.

acoop: I'm not talking about this with you right now.

mayorlodge: then when?? ever since we broke up, you've been saying you 'don't want to talk about it,' but it's been DECADES, alice.

mayorlodge: and i thought that i was okay with having no resolution and no explanation, but then at the sodale project opening i saw you in that goddamn red dress, and it all came back to me.

acoop: I'll admit that I regret giving into my parents' wishes and breaking up with you, but it wasn't like there were any other options.

mayorlodge: there are always other options.

acoop: So you're saying that you would've agreed to run away from Riverdale with me, riding around from town to town on my motorcycle?

mayorlodge: ...i would've liked that.

acoop: ... Really?

acoop: It doesn't matter anymore, though. What matters is now. We may not be able to stop Betty and Veronica from falling in love, but we can make sure that we don't end up pushing them apart like our parents did.

mayorlodge: exactly.

acoop: Which is why I want to give Betty my blessing to move in with Veronica.

mayorlodge: you do??

acoop: Why does everyone seem so surprised by this?? I do have a heart!

mayorlodge: trust me, i know.

acoop: Actually, on that note, I was wondering...

mayorlodge: yes?

acoop: When you get back in town, would you like to get a milkshake at Pop's with me, for old time's sake?

mayorlodge: alice cooper, are you asking me on a date?

acoop: Yes I am, Hermione Lodge.

mayorlodge: well, all you had to do was say so.

mayorlodge: i get back on friday. i'll see you then and we can figure out if we still have that same explosive chemistry we used to.

acoop: It's a deal. And if the date just happens to make it back to my house... Well, we'll have it all to ourselves.

mayorlodge: i like the way you think. goodnight, alice.

acoop: Goodnight, Hermione.

[mayorlodge is offline]

1:02 AM

acoop + wannabett

acoop: You can stay with Veronica for as long as you want.

wannabett: really?? thank you so much!!

acoop: Just make sure that you've cleared out by Friday night.

wannabett: why, do you have a hot date?

acoop: The hottest.

wannabett: i was kidding mom!!

acoop: Well, I wasn't.

wannabett: ugh tmi

acoop: Have fun at Veronica's!

[acoop is offline]

1:04 AM

wannabett + veroffica

wannabett: my mom is cool with it!!

veroffica: are my eyes deceiving me, or did alice cooper actually allow her underage daughter to move out??

wannabett: its insane isnt it? she said that she has a date on friday so that might be why shes so mellow

veroffica: hmm, do you think that it's one of the hot dads of riverdale™ or some new contender??

veroffica: maybe... one of the hot moms of riverdale™ (lesser known but just as hot)?

wannabett: whoever it is they seem to make her happy so i approve

wannabett: also i really hope that they dont break up and return my mom to her former angry state

wannabett: so lets take advantage of this while we still can!

veroffica: i can have smithers drive us over to your house tomorrow after school and then we can pack up your stuff! sound good?

wannabett: sounds great. i can't wait, see you tomorrow v!

veroffica: ditto, b.

[veroffica is offline]

[wannabett is offline]

2:28 AM

beronica shippers

spillthefogarTEA: guys i was just talking to archie and he told me that he has some hot tea to spill about our favorite oblivious wlw!! can i temporarily add him to the chat?

hisshissmotherfucker: why were you talking to andrews hes an asshole

hbicheryl: archie isnt an asshole hes a dumbass

hbicheryl: youre just jealous sweet pea

hisshissmotherfucker: why would i be jealous of ginger troy bolton??

hbicheryl: uh because youre jealous of anyone else who spends time with fangs??

nopeaz: ooh yes expose him baby

spillthefogarTEA: as much as i appreciate sweet pea not wanting me to talk to archie and choni trying to find ulterior motives in everything he says, i still need an answer to my question! can i add him or not?

hbicheryl: im all for learning whatever "heterosexual" nonsense b&v have gotten into this time

nopeaz: ^^

spillthefogarTEA: sweets?

hisshissmotherfucker: hes a fucking NORTHSIDER

spillthefogarTEA: please? for me?

hisshissmotherfucker: ...fine.

spillthefogarTEA: great! im also going to add jughead and kevin while im at it because they are both also beronica shippers in their own right

spillthefogarTEA has added jugheadalones, goingtoheller, and arch to the chat

spillthefogarTEA: for those of you who dont know--jughead and kevin--archie has some fresh beronica gossip, you in for listening?

goingtoheller: hell yes, lay it on us.

jugheadalones: i supoose since im already awake and probably too invested in their relationship

jugheadalones: but the next time these two do something interesting, it better be at a time when im NOT TRYING TO SLEEP

hbicheryl: lmao doubtful but sure

spillthefogarTEA: archie, please begin your tale

arch: so i was sitting in my room lifting weights when i saw, with my super-good eyesight, betty texting veronica

arch: and through my undoubtedly-impossible-and-kinda-creepy observance, i noticed that betty is pulling a polly!!

goingtoheller: she's pregnant with one of the blossom twins' (by now, it's just cheryl though lmao) twin children??

arch: no...

jugheadalones: shes been sent to the sisters of quiet mercy?

arch: no

hbicheryl: shes given birth to my children and has given them horrendous names like juniper and dagwood??

arch: no!! this is too hard to guess, so ill just tell you. she wants to move in with veronica at the pembrooke!

nopeaz: what did she say?? "hey, i want to live with you, but like, platonically"??

arch: um essentially

arch: but then i observed something that is both MUCH more shocking and a significant development!!

arch: mrs cooper and mayor lodge used to be dating, mayor lodge is gay for mrs cooper in that red dress that she wore to the sodale opening, and theyre going to a date on friday!!

arch: the end! have fun gays, gotta go!

arch has left the chat

goingtoheller: well, that is... a lot to process.

hbicheryl: i relate to hermione lodge

hbicheryl: because i also want to be rawed by alice cooper in that dress

nopeaz: id feel threatened if i didnt also know that alice cooper is also essentially your great cousin in law

hbicheryl: oh darling dont you know that incest runs in the family?

hbicheryl: jason and polly, my mother and my father... and thats just the tip of the iceberg

nopeaz: im concerned again

hisshissmotherfucker: so to summarize the lodges and coopers are gay for each other and archie has freaky good eyesight that is not humanly possible but is necessary to the story because it helps add important info to the plot??

goingtoheller: when you say it like, it sounds like we're characters in a book.

hisshissmotherfucker: honestly i always thought of myself as more of a character in a fanfiction for a bad cw show

2:38 AM

jugheadalones + wannabett

jugheadalones: ive just been informed by archie that you are planning to move in with veronica

wannabett: what the hell?? how did archie know that??

jugheadalones: he said he saw your texts from his room

wannabett: damn his terrifying and freakishly good eyesight

jugheadalones: so... this wouldnt happen to have anything to do with lili and camis mythical dilemma, would it?

wannabett: nahhh of course not

jugheadalones: well, if you ever do need to talk, im here for you, okay? i may not be good at giving relationship advice, but ive been told that im a good shoulder to cry on.

wannabett: whenever i need help ill make sure to talk to you first, but im really okay now. thanks jug.

jugheadalones: ofc

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Notes: Alice and Hermione have too much sexual tension to have not dated in high school, and the flashback episode pretty much only proves it. I mean, did you see Alice when she was younger?? That whole look screams lesbian! Anyways...

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In the next chapter, Betty will finally be forced to answer for her sins oblivious homosexuality ft. Choni sexts (again, but I swear, this is the last time)!!

[saintkimora]

well here is how my past 3-5 dates w joel have gone this past week

so! ive been spending the night w him p much every other night. so our 4th date was like 8 days ago. i got there and i THOUGHT we were gonna be in his room again but we were in his room for 2 seconds then he came in like “oh btw my roommates are making us go in the living room and be social” so i was like ..................................................rip i was like here i go its time for the caleb and leeann applebees date 2.0 :/ so we went in to the living room and it was with marissa and lindsey bc his other roommate was out. so everyone was like wtf are we gonna do so after some talking joel decided we would all watch the babadook on netflix since we were talking about the meme and most of us hadnt seen it. i hate scary movies but i figured i could get through it since i had joel to hold on to and since the babadook is like a meme now. so yeah it was fine i got along ok w the roommates and the movie wasnt that scary except for one part. there was one point where i felt like i was starting to shut down a little and i was feeling bad about possibly ruining things again but i asked joel afterwards and he didnt even notice lmao so i dont think it was as bad as i thought

lindsey went to bed halfway through the movie so it was just me joel and marissa by the end. after the movie marissa went into her room and joel and i went back to his room. idk if this next part happened at this point or if it happened on our next date bc its hard for me to keep the timeline straight since it all happens so fast lol so regardless of what day it was this was the next significant thing that happened w me and joel

so i was watching him play overwatch or something and his brother called him on the phone and they had a long conversation about joels financial situation while i was just sitting there lol. so afterwards joel put his head in my lap and explained all his problems to me about how hes so stressed out with money and stuff. and like obv i felt really bad for him bc that sucks. BUT i actually kinda liked it bc i liked how vulnerable and genuine he was being! it made me feel a lot closer to him. then we watched these olds 80s (?) game shows w his head still in my lap (one of them was like some knockoff of snatch game but w regular celebrities instead of drag queens omg) and he had the FUNNIEST commentary about all the old commercials and stuff lol i havent laughed that hard in a LONG time so it was really nice

and idk if this happened that night or the babadook night but i ate his ass again and once again it was a religious experience like his ass is SOOOOOOOO nice i still cant get over it lmao

so then fast forward to the next 2 days later and for whatever reason joel and i werent planning on meeting that night. but he texted me at like 2am telling me he was feeling kinda down about things and how he wished i was there w him rn so i decided to go visit him! and like he kept being like “i dont wanna bother you/i feel bad about always making you come all the way out here for me” and how he wasnt used to guys putting in so much effort and caring about him so much and like...it really wasnt that serious like it wasnt a hindrance to me at all bc i wanted to see him anyways lol but it did make me feel kinda bad for him bc like his old bfs must have been real flops for him to view me just doing decent bf things as like these grand gestures. i have more to say on this but it will be towards the end of the post

so yeah i showered and got there by like 3am. he set up his futon since it was bigger than his bed so we would have more room. and he talked to me about how stressed he was about money and medical school applications and how he felt kinda worthless so i listened to him and comforted him and all that stuff. then we watched the rpdr reunion together and it was SO much fun omg he was shook p much the whole time since it was so iconic. then we went to sleep since i had work in the morning

also like the night after that we were texting and i told him i was really tired and he was like but youre never tired and i was like ya but i had 2 full days of work and i barely got any sleep last night (which was bc i was awake w him until like 5am) and i realized afterwards that it was kinda mean of me to say it bc to me i was just explaining why i was tired but he was already feeling like a burden making me drive all the way there and comfort him so telling him how tired i was probably made him feel bad about asking me for comfort which is NOT how i want him to feel bc i want him to be able to request my help whenever he needs it. so i could tell he was kinda caught off guard by me saying it so i called him and apologized and we cleared it all up. anyways it was just nice to actually call him and discuss the issue and resolve it without any drama. and he said it meant a lot that i even called him to make sure he was feeling ok so it seems that at least i did something right 

there was the next date which was pretty much the same as usual. this time i watched him play diablo 3. but this time we also fooled around and he made me cum and then i was trying to make him cum but i fell asleep bc i was so tired asfnkjashdasna i felt SOOOOOOOOO bad when i woke up that morning :( i apologized and he said it was fine and he was tired too but i still felt bad about it

so then last night/this morning was our most recent date. when i got there a friend of him/his roommates named chris was using his room bc he was playing overwatch so i had to hang out w joel marissa and lindsey in the living room. it was extremely nerve wracking and i was sweating like crazy but i tried to hide my nervousness and socialize. lindsey and marissa seem to like me esp bc i brought joel a gift that day (hes like obsessed w friends and i saw a friends t shirt when i was shopping that day so i got it for him lol) also lindsey is iconic bc she is so wacky shes always getting on the floor and doing weird poses and moves and stunts. and marissa is p funny so i like them both. but still having to talk to them was stressful even though theyre both really nice. lindsey walked into joels room later that night when he was laying down and i was sitting on top of him and said she wanted to join and then later when joel was in the kitchen she came in the doorway and asked if i could be her boyfriend asfjkafndsjnkajs now THIS is a cracked queen

so the rest of the night was nice! we watched like 3 drag race s5 eps on amazon video and we did lots of cuddling and stuff as usual. then we went to bed and we woke up and we fooled around and we BOTH came this time. it was difficult for me trying to get him to cum but i had to power through it bc i had to redeem myself after last time. then i watched him play overwatch and then i watched him play destiny. i really enjoyed it! like i was sitting there cuddling a cute guy and watching him play videogames w both of us shirtless like that is literally all i want and i finally have it!

so yeah! its going really well w joel at the moment. we get along really well and i like his sense of humor and its nice having someone w similar interests to mine! and i love playing w his hair and touching his nice soft belly and his thick thighs and playing w his beard. and i looooooooooooooooooooovvvveeeeeee his voice so much omg the way he says certain words is so cute and hes always making cute weird noises and its super endearing. and i LOVE love love being able to cuddle w someone until we both fall asleep and then waking up together! its so nice 

he doesnt seem to be losing interest in me yet which is good. however this is the issue that i mentioned earlier that i would come back to. so hes constantly telling me about how hes not used to being w someone that puts in so much effort and treats him so well. so that got me thinking. like...obv he likes me at least a little but i have a feeling he might like me a lot more rn bc he isnt used to being treated so nicely. so like, after the initial novelty of being treated like this wears off im afraid he’ll realize he doesnt actually like me that much (like if it ends up being more of a he likes the way i make him feel more than he actually likes me as a person). so im kinda worried about that but im hoping it doesnt happen obv and that he continues to like me. and again. we’ve been in somewhat social situations together now since i had to talk to his 2 roommates but it really wasnt easy for me at all. and we still havent actually gone “out” and done something, like going out to eat or attending a function together or something. so i still have to wait and see how we’re able to interact in those situations before i can determine whether our relationship will work out. im also still too nervous to eat in front of him so whenever he asks if im hungry i lie and say no even though majority of the time i am actually really hungry :/ rip

so yeah thats p much it! its pretty nice atm, except for the issues i just mentioned. also last night joel told me that one of his hookup buddies was back in town the other day and texted him but he had to turn him down and tell him that he is with someone now (me) so that was nice to know! since he seems to view us as exclusive now. we still havent officially decided we are in a relationship but im really in no rush to do that since its only been like a week and a half so i want to continue getting to know him and stuff. i still do feel that he is gonna lose interest at some point but rn it seems that will be later rather than sooner so i am just trying to take it day by day. im also worried about greece since ill be gone for a month so it is very possible that he might meet someone else that he likes more during that time which would really suck. but im kinda just operating on the assumption that its what is gonna happen that way if it does happen i wont be too shocked and if it doesnt happen ill be pleasantly surprised

so yeah thats it, overall its going really well and im having a lot of fun with him! hopefully things continue on this path and we get even closer bc i really like him so far