#oh and eat dirt cups ☺���

[chenyann]

A late night snack

Riddle rosehearts,Leona kingscholar, Azul ashengrotto,kalim al-asim, vil schoenheit,idia shroud and malleus draconia

Have you heard the rumor of beelzebubs kitchen? If you haven't let me tell you,it's said that in Nrc there is a ghost that roams the kitchen clearing out the fridge.The only way to keep the ghost away from the fridge is to keep lamb in it,but if you keep a slice of cake out the ghost will grant you fortune, strength and love.So hope you hear the fridge door open. cw:gn!reader,Midnight crack & fluff, sfw, unedited.

A/n:Take this draft that was made in the middle of the night and was rushed as freak okay.I also never really ate microwave ramen, I tried it once but it tasted weird so I just didn't like it? ALSO DOUBLE POST!?!?!??!?

riddle

Doesn't like it

He don't like waking up before 6 am

So you you woke him up at 4:38am he was mad.

Your just here like:(„• ֊ •„)੭ hey bro

he wobbles to the kitchen with you

AND WHEN I SAY HE GASPED SO LOUD😭😭😭 he felt 20 years go off his life(2 of those years were from is mom) when you pulled out 'microwavable ramen lunch shrimp flavor' (idk what flavors there are I don't eat them)

"Y/n?"

Hm?

"I'm not eating that"

It's the devils food y/nnie 👿

His mom told him list's of food that he shouldn't eat when they use to go shopping like????(·•᷄‎ࡇ•᷅ ) ew who eats that

after 3 minutes of you trying to persuade him he agrees

When you pull the diabetes ramen cup out of the microwave he feels like running

And he wished he did

But your smile was so alluring he couldn't help himself!

He feels like those don't do drugs ads💀

Time is going slow, it's only him and the soup as he watches you ate yours there is sweat on his brow and OH MY GOD AM I GONNA DIE!?

He won't dw(˶ᵔᴗᵔ˶)

I he just stares at it like???? Bro it's gonna get cold.

Then he eats it

......

.........

..............

"It's not as bad as I thought it would be"

[Insert smug mc here]

you rn:(￣︶￣) (naw that reminds me of anya)

He would want to wipe that smug look off your face

But nonetheless he did like it

Would he eat it again?

No.

Riddle gives it a 3/10

Leona

I have a itch he ate these before

(it was ruggie who gave it to him)

Hates it,hates you and hates life/j

We all know very well that Leona don't like getting woken up.

so when you woke him up at 2:21 am he didn't move

He had enough and woken up at 3:59am

Then when he heard you woke him up in the middle of the night for a stupid snack

He told you to just get it and eat it in the room

Oh look at that Leona is out of bed☺

Fr you carrying all the weight on your shoulders and it's not because Leona is leaning on you as you walk(￣∀￣)

you act like you are gonna pull out gourmet food

Then you pull out one of these:

he is so done with you

He would be like my roommate and pick out all the veggies before adding the water💀

He would also pour out the broth

As he saw you pull the ramen out he would just stare at you

He would eat it again

-because ruggie would feed it to him-

Leona score?

7/10

Azul

Little octopus ate these alot as a kid

But stopped when he went on a diet:(

I also think he dislikes waking up at night(๑•́ < •̀๑)

So when you woke him up just to eat he was upset

But who is he to say no to you(￣∀￣)

-pretty privileged-/j

-Him crushing on you privileged-/srs

He wobbles down to the kitchen with you and a blanket 💀

And you pull out a ramen cup

"OH! YUMM- I mean y/n that's fatty foods you know"

Bitch like you give a fuck🙄

Glare at him he will be quite

He will act like its yucky dirt (dirt be good tho)

But he really likes it

Although waking him up comes with a price 😈😈

He want to cuddle you and you have to bring him coffee in the morning 🧍

His rating?

10/10

I ment 0/10 *is being held at gun point*

But atleast cuddles will be given.

Kalim

He never ate these before(・・ ) ?

When you woke kalim up asking for food he was very close to waking Jamil

But you said you would make it!

EVEN BETTER

Kalim knows you won't poison him

So he trusts you (I would have just to show him to not trust others so easily)

So he drags you to the kitchen

Almost waking everyone in the process ♡

anyways when you pull out a ramen cup he was like oooooOooooo

He wants to know what that is

When you explain he is OUTSTANDED!

You just put it in the microwave and it turns to ramen?!?!?!!?!??!

Don't tell him you like it because he will buy all of the ramen known to man kind

Kalim also tells Jamil about it

Jamil hates it

Score!

10/10!

Vil

Rip

Vil is not getting out of that bed

He has to stay prime😇

So you make it and bring it into the room

Ps you smuggled it in the dorm💀

when he saw what you brought in the room

He wanted to kick you out

But he didn't 😗😗😗

He sat up and looked at you like how your mom would if she found out you got a 0 on that math test

And you offered him the other cup

Him rn:

"What is that!?"

Soup?

"THATS NOT SOUP Y/N"

He only took one bite😭😭

Waster

wasting food in this house is unallowed

Vil score

1/10

It needs improvement

Idia

Lives off them

So when you offered him one while he was playing 'together moons idols' he said yes ofc

And made you get a shopping list

He was bummed when you said you aren't going out😔😔😔

but when his show was going he zoomed back on it

You come in and he is still playing🧍

"I got the ramen"

......

"IDIA I HAVE THE RAMEN"

!?....Just sit it down (*´��__•`*)

fr jumpscared him💀

He eats it just fine

NAW WAIT YOU THINK HE PUTS THOSE GUMMY WORMS IN IT🤢🤢🤢

I know for a fact he gonna do something weird with it.

Broth drinker

Rating?

Ssr/10

So If a 10

Malleus

Huh?

He wakes up from his fake nap

And you taking about food

Ofc he says yes UwU☆ (omg I just cringed)

Malleus follows you to the kitchen

And he sees you pull out the ramen

He's like Hold up wait a minute 🤨

*Pulls out his flip phone 200*

Stop he has a flip phone I know it

WAOT!!!🥱😭😭😭😭😭

Malleus pulling up Firefox on his phone to look up ramen:

Ndaban I'll stop ✋

He looks it up and asks you about it

You're like 'mhm yea'

HE IS ESTATIC TO TRY IT!!!!!

when he does he is so happy

Loves it

He thinks its yummy (likely because its not Lilias cooking)

wants everyone else to try it

He would want another when he is done

Score

9/10

It burned his hand:(

[jaypoet]

🅼🅰🆂🅺 😷

When u go out nowadays people asked, “why you don’t wear any mask?”

It’s dangerous out here and if you don’t make it, you will die.

Because wearing a mask is necessary like wearing a suit with a tie 🤵.

BUT

What’s the point of wearing a mask if I’m already dying?

Having to fake every single emotion and feelings 😥 just in case they will hate me for who I really am.

I’ve been wearing a mask since idk when.

 When u have mental disorders or something not “okay” with your minds like anyone who normal did.

You are ‘SICK’. So, you have to put a mask on not to spread it to others or you might. But to hide it from others that you are suffering.

It’s like trying to lock those bad tiny viruses 🦠 from showing up on your daily life ruining everything.

 Mom told others my daughter only eat  🍴 once a day.

Little did she know , her kid threw up after every meal but at least it save money 💸 to mom.

Mom asked why your room so messy? don’t you have ocd?

I don’t know mom because depression take control over everything and he’s the king 👑.

And my ocd just a slave to him.

Mom said you don’t like to meet people.

I guess so, mom. My social energy is drained and I’m too anxious to have those eyes staring.

 My friends said oh you look happy☺, and you got good grades. How can you be so sad?

because I’m so good at faking it and now I’m tired. I wish I don’t feel this bad.

People said how can you know my feeling. Are you a psychic? You can read my mind 🧠 or smth?

I wish but honestly,

My mind read a lot of things I don’t want to. I observe everything I don’t need to.

 When u stop throwing trash 🗑 cause u feel like a trash all time.

When you don’t care if there’s dirt on your table.

The unwashed plates and cups 🍽.

When it didn’t bother you if there’s no meal at the kitchen.

The clothes 👚 piling up on the floor. The pants u wear two weeks ago behind the door.

When you can go without showering 🚿 for days cause it’s not like it will wash the depression anyway.

 You feeling alright but you are getting skinnier.

As if the world 🌎 is rolling but your emotion buffering....

Trying to find back the signal so the radio 📻 can start playing again.

Filling up the quiet moment so that at least you won’t notice the time has passed.

Cause it getting harder and harder everyday to handle this pain.

Idc anymore! I just want to stop wearing the mask 🎭 cause it’s started to feel so suffocating.