#offle

[marzipanandminutiae]

“akschually, it’s classist to say people shouldn’t visually modernize Victorian homes!!! what if they can’t afford restoration?!?!?!”

then how the hell could they afford to IKEA-fy the place, Deborah? you have to pay contractors to do all those major modifications, after all, just as you would to restore

nobody’s mad about temporary, cheap wall-to-wall carpeting to make the floors warmer. that can be removed whenever someone else wants it gone, down the line, and the wood underneath will still be there

we’re mad about knocking down all the interior walls, replacing sconces and chandeliers with recessed can lighting, and painting the whole place greige

[kitkat-moon]

GOING ON VACATION TO DUCK, NC.

[asbestieos]

Hiii hands you yippee tatsumi and among us tatsumi

Yeah I just reused my yippee doodle

As for Tatsumi playing among us, I think Aira would have to help explain it to him

If he was an imposter, he'd still probably accidentally reveal it by asking everyone in chat what the vent button is for

ohhhhhhhhhhhhahhzhdhdxbxjjccusjs o h h hh amongus tatiemiiirfggmf

[iamnomant]

Happy Two Year Anniversary Canon Gay Angel Love Confession-knowing you has changed me. The tradition gift for this anniversary (to me) is my Gish coloring page books of the Gay Angel.

[pridewishes]

SPEEDWAGON DIO AND JONATHAN HCS SPECIFICALLY ARE SO TRUE

Thank you <3

I personally see Jonathan as cis but totally comfortable exploring his gender and things. He's ok being feminine but still identifies as a cis man and he'd be the kind of guy when asked his pronouns to be like the boy ones! but mean it nicely. He probably thought he was straight for a while but once he talked more with Will he realized he was bisexual and what he was experiencing wasn't being straight.

Dio is absolutely trans and part of his loathing for Jonathan is that he's cis which also plays a part in him stealing his body. So once he has Jonathan's body he's cis kinda. It's complicated but I find it fun. Also he's Canon bisexual so no need to explain.

Speedwagon is just extremely fluid with his gender and expression. He loves being feminine but needs a balance of masculine and neutrality. He has a close bond with Erina and tells her everything and she was one of the first, aside from Will, he came out to as gay.

[caveboundanonymous]

WHAT A SPOILED LITTLE CHILD YOU ARE.

im 10

[pembinaanahlik3]

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[draggeddowntothedark]

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You got seven which meeeaans...

Levi! I'll write up that starter soon <3

@arcanescholxr

[pregnantsecondo]

Watching the rats music video like "babygirl I lost you in a dream..."

[gargyshmub]

offlings neat offkling nings

[authorbettyadams]

Flying Sparks - A Novel - A Lost Boy, A Freak Storm, An Alien Warrior, Two Worlds Colliding

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[princess-of-the-corner]

Oh speaking of blowing up the moon: https://www.tumblr.com/princess-of-the-corner/752960517452201984/symphogears-villains-just-keep-upping-in?source=share

Fair warning Volume 6 spoilers below:

In the very, very, very ancient fays of a planet one day to be called Remnant, the local self proclaimed deities faced a rebellion from their mortal creations led by a person they'd cursed.

Well neither brother cared for that very much and the purple one decided to take his vexation on a few hundred out on everybody by wiping out the entire species while his brother just kinda watched.

Then to rub salt in the wound he decided to blow up the moon when he finally fucked offl

Leaving the immortality cursed rebel leader to scream in rage and despair in the graveyard of her species as meteors begin to fall.

Thus leaving Remnant with a moon like this:

Apparently there's some weird gravity that causes it to briefly partially pull together and drift apart again, so the moon is often different at different times of the year, but still, moon broke.

Honestly I kinda love alt moon designs like this?

Like a fucked up shattered moon or just different colors or hell multiple moons. Makes the place feel very 'not earth'.

[linipikk]

I NEED a gifset of all the times Crowley rescues Aziraphale from s1 to present, you know?

from the bastille to tadfield , paintball coat scene, of course in the london blitz, ALL OFFL THEM

[nova--spark]

Okay, but let's be honest, Soundwave and Megatron would definitely be on the watch for any future attacks on the kids.

Soundwave, obviously, would scan through the data streams of Cybertron for any future hits on the trio, and Megatron? He's out and about offling the would be assassins and their contactors.

When did Soundwave get added as an uncle--

Know what valid though.

Very valid, Megatron will never say it but he has a soft spot for the kids and will start an entire new war for them.

[hi-imlilac]

I'm officially reopening art requests, but dares are going offline OFFL the process.

Rules:

Only doing AvA/m characters (fanon and Canon)

Only 1-7 people may be drawn

Ships are allowed

Angst,blood, Gore is allowed and even encouraged, go crazy :3

I'll be doing between line art and sketch art, no line less art for this time

You may send as many requests as you wish

Anon requests are only allowed for the Canon characters

Let's hope i don't regret this

[lancrewizzard]

@wromwood was playing about with AI and the algorithm ended up creating its own OC Twind from their prompt of Rincewind and Twoflower's son. The whole thing had me in stitches and I wanted to write a ficlet but it accidentally ended up sad. Trans Twoflower, mentions of transmasc pregnancy, crack treated far too seriously, no editing or beta, we drop the fic and run like Rincewind

*

The underaged cadre had left to spread fear and doubt behind enemy lines. Rincewind picked distractedly at a lump of beef. He swallowed.

"I can't help thinking that lad looks familiar. Silly really, he can't be more than ten."

"Well he should be familiar," Twoflower said. "He's your son."

"Wha- I- gnhh?"

Rincewind didn't so much sit down as collapse with a chair conveniently beneath him. He stared blankly up at Twoflower. All his usual instincts had failed along with his legs. Eventually one word managed to escape from the knot of panic and confusion that was Rincewind's psyche. "How?"

"Surely you must remember? Those cold nights near the Hub when we-"

Rincewind waved a hand frantically. "I remember that. What I mean is that we're both men! A woman has to be involved somewhere in the babies thing, I read it in a book."

Now it was Twoflower's turn to look uncomfortable. "You didn't think there was anything unusual about me when. When we...? I know it was dark, but you must have known that I'm not the same as other men."

"Huh, you're not that unique. One of the boys I shared a dorm with was the same. Nice lad, Kate. I think he has a shop with Edmund in Quirm now. Yeah, his niece lives... with... them. Oh," he said.

"Yes."

They sat in silence for a little while.

"When did you find out?"

"I was looking up the tide times as we came to Trob and saw Offle was over already and I never was that good at counting and my monthlies always were pretty light and I bled a little in the early stages with both of the girls. I didn't know how far along I was or how you'd react or if I could even get back to Ankh Morpork before the baby was due. So I went home. And Twind was born that spring."

That was far more than Rincewind was capable of processing. He latched onto a single word in the flood of information and clung on in the hopes of not drowning in another run-on sentence. "Twind?"

"We named him Blessings of the Trade Wind, but that's a lot to pronounce for a two year old. The closest he could manage was Twind and it sort of stuck."

"Okay."

More silence.

"I always meant to come back. But the baby had to come first and then there was a crackdown on trade by sea and we couldn't pull the girls out of school anyway. And then. Then. They'd already lost their mother. I couldn't ask them to leave everything else they knew for Ankh Morpork and a stranger who might not even be there. I'm sorry."

There wasn't any lifeline this time. Rincewind did the only thing he could and pulled the little man into a hug, holding him even tighter as the sobs began.

"I'm not angry." It was a worthless sentence, but it was the only one Rincewind could think to say. He wanted to say that it was okay, but it wasn't and maybe it never could be. He'd missed so much and it hurt more than anything he'd faced in the Dungeon Dimensions. But he could try to make things better. "I'm here now." He paused again, but there was a losing war on the horizon and Twoflower was in his arms and there was a limit to how much worse his pre-emptive karma could get. "I love you. And I'm not going anywhere."