#of why paul isn't fucking straight bc CMOOOOON
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paul mccartney's really out there talking about "long aquiline nose", "beautiful hands", plopping on his knees to take the best angle of john's bulge in that paris 1961 photo, taking photos of john shirtless, talking about trying to impress big men in gym with his headstand, thirsting after intelligent, rich men with accents, bursting in on naked men, and many more insane things that i can't remember on top of my head; and yet this man gets accused of being straight. homophobia is real
ITS WJEHSJSUS GENUINELY SOOOOO. I think the only reason paul is successfully in the closet is bc straight people are stupid like. this man is really out here fagging it up every day and has been for decades. the fucking video w the silver heels and androgynous pink suit with a gigantic heel + stocking'd leg with a bunch of dancers dressed up as half man, half woman in the 70s is enough of a coming out to me I can't even lie
#one day I'll make a compilation that in my head is just called The Tome#of why paul isn't fucking straight bc CMOOOOON#it's just a losing battle bc ppl still call JOHN straight even though he's literally out here talking abt fucking men#paul who has a nicely separated private and public life and is never going to say hey I'm bi#does Not stand a chance I fear#BUT I SEE YOU MR MCCARTNEY I DO
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