#ocelot doesn't get one he's ugly

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Buggy on a Minecraft Server

Word Count: 0.7k Warnings: None Genre: Modern AU

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When he first starts out, his only goal is to make as much TNT as he can to grief every other player in his perimeter. He can't get enough of the attention it brings when they start cussing him out in the chat. It gives him the biggest kick.

He tires of it fairly quickly, however, and will start actually collecting resources to build his own little base. It's what he first joined the server to do anyway.

He's not all that picky about what biome he builds it in, he just stops at the nearest village and takes that over. He needs an audience for the carnival he's about to cook up.

He's actually killer at building. You could give him the most generic, ugly blocks in the game and he'll make a masterpiece out of them.

He 100% enslaves the villagers and makes the wandering trader a part of his makeshift circus act. He needs as many performers as he can exploit, otherwise he feels that everything is too empty.

He used to mine for ages searching for gold so he could build a throne or pedestal for himself but quits as soon as he discovers the warden.

Never enters the nether because he’s too scared of the mobs there.

He builds a TON of iron golems around his base and breeds a bunch of dogs because he knows the players who he griefed previously are going to come back eventually and he wants to minimize the damage.

He didn't know phantoms were a thing until one came after him and he logged out so fast when it started attacking him.

He likes to sneak into other players' bases while they’re logged off and take things from their chests. Most of the time he takes things he doesn’t think they’ll notice but other times he just robs them completely blind, snatching all their diamonds and other valuables.

He 100% uses X-ray and will argue with the moderators until they unban him. It’s SO obvious that he used it (mostly to avoid the warden) but he’ll deny it to the grave.

Buggy only uses gold tools because he thinks they look the nicest. He never wears a helmet, though, because he loves how the face on his Minecraft skin looks.

He only really plays the game to relax and will sit in his chair with one knee up while playing music in the background until he dies, then he starts shouting at the screen and hitting the desk.

Shanks joined the server once and Buggy locked him in a cage in his circus, dumping lava on him until he logged off.

Eventually, he’ll get at least one of every non-hostile mob and make a small petting zoo with them all.

He likes to put the weapons he steals from other players in item frames along the walls of his base. It’s like a trophy room for him and he loves that he managed to get away with all of that.

If Alvida ever joined, he'd let her build a small house off to the side of his village, but that's as much as he'd allow.

Buggy LOVES the ocelots and will trade just about anything for someone to bring one to his base. He's already set up an entire room for one when he (hopefully) gets ahold of one. It's a cute little jungle ecosystem that he put like 30 minutes of work into.

He refuses to put his bed next to anybody else's. It doesn't matter if he's in a relationship or not, he's getting the big room in his base, and anyone else who wants to live there is getting the shack.

Eventually, he'll build a prison for everyone he doesn't like and will lock villagers with their names in the cells.

He only likes farming wheat and has a decent-sized wheat farm off on the far side of the village. He thinks it looks the nicest out of all the other crops in Minecraft and would rather have that in his inventory than anything else. Maybe potatoes but that's it.

Baby zombies scare the shit out of him and he'll stay locked behind his door until it either goes away or he decides to log off.

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