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Rules: use this quote generator & list as many quotes as you like using characters from your WIPs.

I'm going to do this for characters from The MOW Files series

Gurn: What's the signal when something goes wrong? Asuka: We yell, 'oh shit.' Gurn: …That'll work.

Avery: What did you two do? Tana: Asuka: Avery: You’re not in trouble, I just need to know if I have to lie to the police again or not.

Asuka: We have fun, don’t we, Gurn? Gurn: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

Teodore: I hope no one lowkey hates me. Teodore: Highkey hate me. Hate me with every fiber of your being. Teodore: Go big or go home.

Gurn: *cocks gun* Go to Bed. This is no longer a request, This is now a Threat.

Avery: Pick a card, any card. Asuka: Fine. Avery: Wait, that's my credit card! Asuka: You said any card.

Tana: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

Asuka: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.

Jarret: I would do anything for money. *later* Jarret, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!

The Narin (Gurn's ship): I think we can all agree I’m the ten amongst these threes.

Asuka: I never said I was gonna get back together with them. But I was thinking, they're in town, would it be the worst thing in the world if I gave them a call? Gurn: No. No, Asuka, it wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. It would be the fourth worst thing. Number one: a super volcano. Number two: an asteroid hits the Earth. Number three: All the Evel Knievel movies are lost. Number four: Asuka calls Teodore. Number five: Tana gets eaten by a shark. Tana: I’m Tana, and I approve the order of that list.

Asuka: Wake me up- Gurn: Before you go go Teodore: When September ends Tana: WAKE ME UP INSIDE

*The squad is playing a team sport* Gurn: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Asuka? Tana: Have you ever played a game with Asuka? Gurn: No… Tana: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine? *Meanwhile, on the other side of the field* Asuka, chasing Teodore: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

Gurn: You’re from Mars, right? Asuka: Okay, first of all, my parents live on Mars. Asuka: I live in the moment.

Gurn: What’s the straightest thing you’ve ever done? Jarret: *sighs* Jarret: I killed a man.

The Narin (Gurn's ship): I'm not ugly, I'm just aesthetically challenged.

Avery: You were wise to seek help from the world's most deadly weapon. Avery: It's me.

Jarret: Everyone, calm down! We're grown-ups, let's deal with this like adults! Sonasoda: So, we're just going to wing it and hope for the best? Jarret: Obviously. Now, Gurn, pass the shovel.

Gurn: Alright, listen up you little shits. Gurn: Not you Brianna. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

Asuka You’re drunk. Gurn:Correction: drinking. Present tense. Grammar, Asuka.

Gurn: My life is a mess. Jarret: Gurn relax, go get a beer. Gurn: I don’t want a beer. Jarret: Who said it was for you?

Gurn: Come on Asuka, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that... Asuka: Yes I can. Fifty dollars.