#obv i cant kill myself now because that would completely destroy my mother but also because she'd give me catholic funeral | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

widevibratobitch · 9 months ago

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the side effects of experiencing all this funeral stuff from this up close is honestly that im just starting to plan my own funeral in my head to entertain myself and it also kinda stopped me from being suicidal because i realised no one but me could do it right

#obv i cant kill myself now because that would completely destroy my mother but also because she'd give me catholic funeral #and that would honestly make me come back from the dead just so i could kms again #anyway the real ones will come to my funeral dressed in pink <3 and no open casket unless they really manage to make me look fabulous #i want rainbow flowers (with green carnations!) and i want it to be a met gala level fashion show dont yall dare wear boring black outfits #i want mozart to play and no catholic priests allowed. if a catholic priest tries to go near me all guests should get together to kill him #also saw a grave of some 16y/o girl apparently obsessed with h/arry p/otter today and as much as i hate HP it was AWESOME #she had a bunch of little funko pops figures there and even a hp candle #and there was obv a cross with jesus on it but he had that little ball with wings on a translucent thread tied to his hand lol #and there was also a framed picture of her and her friends goofing off and pointing their middle fingers at the camera and like. yeah #obv very sad but this is the kind of grave id like. obv not with fucking hp 💀 but i feel so fucking uncomfortable with the thought #that people might come to my grave and be all solemn and cry and make a big deal out of it like plz ffs dont #i mean obv i wouldnt be uncomfortable cause id be. well. dead. but if my funeral is boring and/or catholic then fuck this im just not dying

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