#obligatory 'not the first time you've taken a shot in the mouth to save your ass huh?' joke bc I couldn't resist if I tried | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

gilliebee · 7 months

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I could write a million erotic novels and I'd never come close to creating the same level of pseudo-sexual intrigue as sports writers writing about mundane scoring events

#and 'dick trust' is the type of pen name I'd choose for such endeavors!!!! incredible stuff #obligatory 'not the first time you've taken a shot in the mouth to save your ass huh?' joke bc I couldn't resist if I tried #also love that brick was like don't worry my fake teeth are strong as hell it didn't even knock em out 👍#got some stitches now put me back in coach!!!#god bless #jack and brick newspaper lore #baby brick #vintage bruins blogging

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