#objective while y'all have subjectively biased preferences. dont ask me questions about this flimsy defense. im so objective. all the time | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

show-us-kaidenshenandoah · 7 months ago

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every time i watch anything with him in it (admittingly, predominantly from the Dropout app), i am reminded that Lou Wilson is the most handsome man to have ever lived. like, objectively. he just is. i will hear no arguments for any other person to be ranked higher. Lou Wilson: whose face single-handedly shows humanity can go no higher in beauty. he is THE most attractive man in the world. argue with the wall lmao

#lou wilson #dimension 20 #dropout #game changer #i feel compelled to mention this comes from (a) me having had this opinion 5ever and needing it published as i rewatch Neverafter #and (b) that i am on aroace spectrum (im a demi-bi/pan-romantic asexual. mouthful. ugh) so like #the ''hot tingling'' feelings y'all alloromantic-allosexuals get? i dont get those. i feel like this somehow equips me to be #objective while y'all have subjectively biased preferences. dont ask me questions about this flimsy defense. im so objective. all the time #(if you need a tone indicator here: im being sarcastic and joking. i know my queerness does not make me objective. but let me joke about #this because i feel like i am SO RIGHT ABOUT HOW GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE LOU WILSON IS. PUT THIS MAN'S IMAGE IN MUSEUMS TO LAST FOREVERMORE)#how can a man still be hot after voicing Pinocchio. idk. ask Lou Wilson the most beautiful man to ever exist #he's just so stylish and pretty and funny and he has a great smile. A++. put him on the cover of magazines #my post #mine

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