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[rollofthed1ce]

y/n cookie is kidnap by cookie kidnappers and they want to get y/n cookie money or they crumble y/n cookie

What will be the ancient cookies reaction (i’m pretty sure rage, mad, and committing murder)

Pure Vanilla:

Immediately goes into panic mode, unable to find you in your hiding spots in his room.

When he finds out that cookies have taken you for ransom. 

He didn’t take it well.

we will go into a murderous rampage, causing absolutely chaos as he attempts to find you.

When he does find where you are held at, he  will “politely” as the cookies to leave so he can crumble them later

After that, except lots of cuddles and kisses when you get back to his castle. 

He will also make a massive sort of nest made of pillows and blankets in his library for the both of you. (Food and drinks are off to the side)

Hollyberry:

Now Hollyberry won’t immediately know you got kidnapped. Instead think you ran off.

But when she finds out, she skips the preparations and goes straight to hunting mode

But here is the thing: the outcome is different if she find you within haft an hour

If she does then she’ll charge straight into the poor souls that thought they’d get money

If she did… barbecue, anyone?

Either way, it ends the same. Stuck at her palace for a while and security increased. But overall, not that bad

At least it’s a welcomed prison home

Dark Cacao:

…oh boy, where to begin?

Well for starters, you royally screwed up when you even touching Y/N. But kidnapped? That’s a death sentence right there.

So after turning the Citadel from “spotless” to  “ok you had to be trying to get to this”, he does find out…

And He

Was

P   I   S   S   E   D 

Good luck to trying to stop a berserk Dark Cacao from getting those cookies absolutely mole-

After retrieving you, you two just stay cooped up in his room for a long while. Doesn’t matter how cooperative you are either him.

Golden Cheese + White Lily

Short answer:

P  R  A  Y , hope you will go to heaven

[harlequinoccult]

News news news

So, my files have been downloading to my new set up well, and just in time, Black Dahlia's NSFW Short and Overdose's short are live for $5 patrons. But that's not all! Host's NSFW short will go live for $10 patrons Today, Noon MST.

But but but- On the 14th, Valentines Day, all the NSFW shorts will be complied into a PDF and will be available on itchio for $5 as a one time purchase, and available to all patrons that pledge $5 and up. And I would like to do even more for higher tiers once more of my files are back.

Link here for Patreon

Here are some snippets from each short under the cut~

[darkelfguy]

Morrowind - A Breezy Evening in Hla Oad

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Hla Oad Banner

In-game art asset for The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind

*artist unknown* if anyone knows the artist please comment below!

[mari-beau]

THE DINOSAUR CROCODILE AND PANTHER

The Brokenwood Mysteries 10x01 'Brokenwood-o-saurus'

[sadiecoocoo]

Marco wondering what kind of soldiers they’ll all be really makes me upset and want to sob

Also saying that Jean would make a great leader he knew all along that Jean wouldn’t have joined the MPs Istg I cannot

[koolaidashley]

WHAG DO U MEAN 💔💔 IM NOT BEING FREAKY SIGHS SO LOUDLY ☹️☹️☹️

- i really need a signoff

I CANT TRUST ANHINE ANYMORE !!!!!

[liverpool-enjoyer]

"one and done" parents make me sick. how could you do that to another person? how could you?

[euclydya]

god we might not be able to sleep tonight because of a different reason like what the FUCK is wrong with our nerves

[princekirijo]

OK fine the Answer's new battle track Don't is an absolute banger of a song

[rollofthed1ce]

Project O.A.D. #3 : Dark Cacao

Dark Cacao is the physical strongest cookie out of all the ancients. As well as the most cooperative. This because depending on how you deal with him, there will be a different outcome.

Dark Cacao is also the most clingy, but this seems to be out of a protective nature as he fears of loosing you like he did with his son, Dark Choco. tho is might also be the terrain of the Dark Cacao Kingdom in general is not the best place to stay.

As stated before, depending on how well you work or deal with Dark Cacao there will be a dramatic difference. If you work will with Dark Cacao and give him what he wants then you two will be sharing the same room as if your married. You’d be treated like a queen(/king) by him. You’ll still need to work hard to have everyone treat you like a queen, willingly mind you. If you aren’t willing to work with him, always resisting of being a problem. Expect your room to be a separate cell in the dungeon with some stuff like a bed, closet drawer, and other personal belongings. He will visit from time to time. But it isn’t guaranteed that he wouldn’t beg for you to run into his arms

If you’re thinking about leaving, don’t. Dark Cacao is terrified of the possibility of you leaving the citadel. So he made sure that any way for you to escape was snuffed out. If you do somehow escape, most likely by force, then expect Dark Cacao to hunt you down either alone or with caramel and crunchy Chip. It’s unknown if they are with him willingly or not.

When he does eventually find you, he’ll just drag you all the way back personally. Taking you back to their room or your cell and increasing restrictions. He’ll go on and on about how foolish your decision to run away for your freedom to go back into the danger that was the outside world. But after his tangent, he will just cuddle with you as you lay on the bed.

“My love, please understand. These lands are far too dangerous, and this world will leave you crumbling and withered for the cake wolfs to devour. Please… don’t ever leave the citadel… this home…”

“Please understand, I only wish to protect you… my queen.”

———————————

Hostility : 70 - VERY quick to anger

Speed : low? - his armor seems to slow him down, but his age might play a factor too.

Damage : high - great-sword(?) that ways about [redacted], keep distance.

Intelligence: high-mid - great battle intelligence, alright normal intelligence 

Danger : 7 

Extra : lives in the dark cacao kingdom, which is a MEH (Multi, environmental, hazard), which makes it difficult for extraction. Dark Cacao is a charger. Some of his loyal subordinates seem to be obsessed with Y/N and possibly Dr.[redacted].

[harlequinoccult]

NSFW!! for slsq, RO's reaction to an MC who gets off on killing/torturing/hunting? an MC who just can't help it, even if they don't feel consciously horny their body still reacts a certain way and they can't help but feel flustered over it. bonus if it's a stoic MC who doesn't usually lets their emotions show, but gets unusually antsy especially after particularly brutal kills/hunts

Elysium understands. the times he's felt a certain way from the adrenaline while doing a job is very much above zero. And would offer to assist once the two of you get a private moment.

Dahlia is. intrigued by this, against her better judgement. Mostly because all she feels while she's hunting is rage or.....a very odd sense of fascination. Very curious of how you'll act if she....messes with you a little bit.

Overdose is making fun of you. sorry. "Workin hard or hardly workin eh?" But also will just pull you aside and do the nasty then and there. they can find your quarry again later, don't worry.

Cold thinks it's funny and charming. They enjoy seeing you hot and bothered while only they truly know why. Will honestly probably make it worse on purpose as they trail behind you.

Sweetheart....might also get aroused at your arousal. all thoughts go out the window as he takes you aside while you're both still covered in blood.

Host is absolutely goading you on. they want you to be as brutal as possible while they watch and then come find them so they can give you your reward.

[butterpony100]

My poor followers who came here for Oni and Dragon content have been starved for ages.

I swear I’m gonna get back to writing as soon as I kick my writers block in the butt

Anyway for now here’s a concept for an OaD!Swap Griffey Turner, master of poison! (If my motivation allows it, Tox as master of speed is next)

[mari-beau]

Freeze! Police! 🐢

The Brokenwood Mysteries 9x04 "Going to the Dogs"

[sadiecoocoo]

I love Annie so much but will always be so disappointed in her redemption she deserved so much better