#now it's just a matter of which spider-man he'll be interacting with

[starliteonearth]

It has come to my attention that Deadpool drops a "baby girl" right after the third act climax, which means a "baby boy" ain't too far behind. Spideypool girlies, gird thy loins! This shit will hit like crack in the 60s!

[pomefioredove]

First off, I always like how you characterize the twst guys and I enjoy reading your works! Congrats on the 500! Now for a matchup if you feel up for it! (Don't feel like you have to tho if you're swamped you can skip this one)

I'm a chubby hairy trans man who is INTJ and probably neurodivergent but I've never gotten diagnosed because whatever is going on with me is manageable. I'm a musician, artist, writer, basically I always like making stuff but I base a lot of it on my love for biology, history, tragedy, and horror. I find tragedy and horror to be beautiful and I'm more likely to find a horror monster beautiful or cute than scary. I feel like my love for horror is similar for my love of spiders. I see them as tiny little babies and I identify with them. I grew up with a lot of low self esteem and found I identified with bugs and monsters in media. Yes, there are people that find me disgusting, weird, and even some want me to die (ahhh politics) but I know there are people who will also find me beautiful and love me as much as I love these little guys.

As for partner(s), I'm not overly picky when it comes to looks or personality as long as I can be me. I like being able to sleep alone and have my own room/space that is mine, but also have a communal space to interact with people and be able to invite them into my space on my terms. I enjoy when people are passionate about something and can ramble for hours. I am more introverted but I don't mind an extroverted partner who goes out all the time as long as they communicate or an introverted partner who is holled up in their room all day as long as I can bring them food and water. I do prefer poly or semi open relationships to pure monogamy, but monogamy isn't a deal breaker.

I match you with 𝐉𝐚𝐝𝐞 𝐋𝐞𝐞𝐜𝐡

The First Impression:

Someone who can talk about their passions for hours, you say?

I find that people of similar strange niches will discover each other no matter what, so the meet-cute is inevitable.

Why He Fell:

It's a total "they get it" situation... on both sides, actually. While Jade may have initially been scoping out information on you, you quickly go from nothing but a point of interest to a favorite person. He finds it absolutely fascinating that you're not intimidated (or even creeped out) by him... or his hobbies, which even his friends dread him talking about.

Being from the sea, Jade already has quite the appreciation for the strange and monstrous, and that same philosophy applies to land, too. Get him talking about strange nature and he'll never stop... which, as he comes to learn, you actually enjoy!

The Relationship:

How eerily well it all works! The pieces just seem to fall into place, one way or another. Jade perfectly understands needing space, and is happy to give it, but he's just as happy spending hours discussing his favorite topics with you. You're welcome to join him on his club outings, and he'll convince you to build a terrarium with him one way or another. Bugs are an important part of any ecosystem, he says.

Additionally, he's able to empathize with feeling "out of place" in a world not designed for him. It's literally like being a fish out of water, and it can be an isolating experience for anyone, and thus you'll find him working to make Octavinelle a safe and welcoming space for you whenever you need it. He may not understand everything about your personal struggles, but he's willing to learn.