#now it's finally time to post it so yaaaaaaaaay

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december in movies [23/31]: exmas (2023) dir. jonah feingold "How do you expect me to react, hmm? You invited my ex-fiancée to Christmas!"

[gummybearzgocrazyagain]

MALEC FIC REC POST, vol.3

vol. 1

vol.2 

Media AU

Society Rules by @Tiger_Tiger_Burning_Bright [it is apparently based on films i’ve never heard of - The Philadelphia Story / High Society - which does not make it any less entertaining. malec are childhood friends, who had a falling out 5 years ago, and now Magnus is back from London to interrupt Lightwood wedding, aka the social event of the season]

Making my way to you by @asharee_arie [woah, what was that??? is the correct answer “a perfect fanfic”?? what a muthafuckin delight, where has this gem been hiding this whole time??? i was on the floor, rolling around and squealing like a newborn piglet. Intended as some kind of Office AU, this piece does not necessarily follow the outline, but who cares, when the story, and characters, and author’s style are all that perf??? i am in luv]

Mistletoe and Margaritas by @nevermetawolf [this is legendary, and i mean, muthafuckin epic - Office AU so authentic you’d feel it in yo old bones... author calls it a crack fic, although it was anything but!!! major must read for those, who’s ever loved office, allllllll the kudos]

Once Upon a Time in the Clouds by @Fatale (femme) [one of my all-time fav authors, every time i come by a piece i have not read yet, is like a huge YAY, what a talent. so this piece is an AU of something called “sky high”, which i have no idea about, but luved it nevertheless, Alec is born to a family of Supers, and is going to school for children with superpowers, but he himself is yet to manifest any.]

Quite Magical by @lorenzobane [Hogwarts AU, and what an adorable thing it was! granted, i’ve never actually read any of HP books, this was such a delight though... alec is bad at potions, and magnus has to tutor him *wink*]

Chef AU

the way to a chef’s heart by @lecrit [okay, the GIANT SMILE one’s face acquires when one finds out there is a new lecrit fic ≧���‿◠≦ ≧◠‿◠≦ ≧◠‿◠≦ was reading it, and legitimately squealing like a feral piglet all the way through, cause i fucking luv every single word this woman writes, is like a tiny endorphin explosions in my brain. i know am a hopeless fangirl, but i’ll die on this hill. the way she gets malec, and every variation of them in her works just makes me go (❁´◡`❁) every. single. time.]

kids in the kitchen by @perpetual_journey [cuteness personified, malec are both chefs, and magnus is a single father of max and rafe, and go and read ittttttttt, its that soft content we all need in our lives sometimes]

Knives at the Ready by @harrysglasses [restaurant AU, that is supposed to be a malec rendition of Burnt (am guessing it’s a movie...?), and what a sweet treat it was! i liked author’s style, this is the kind of smooth, unproblematic content one would require to take repose from all the heart-clenching longing i’ve been reading lately... delightful piece to ease thy soul]

Single Parent AU

I Knew From the First Time by @KlaineJane [emmm, excuse you, dear author, who gave you the right to use Rafe and Max to get to my heart, and be generally so fucking cute??? Alec is a single dad of both rascals, that has a meeting with the High Warlock of Brooklyn, and Chairman meets new friends]

And Then I Met You by @everydayfandom [malec are single parents of max and rafe respectively, and alec gets called in to school about the accident max was involved in...who doesn’t luv them some gud ol’ sweet piece of kidfic? those are like a soothing baths for your soul, and lightwood-bane kids are incapable of being anything less than extremely adorable in any interpretation, so]

College AU

Don’t say goodnight by @alistoney [this the kinda lighthearted content i am always here for - College AU]

One year and a bottle of whiskey by @CryptidBane [yassssss, yet another version of the College AU, but with malec as both clueless and pining professors, this type of fic i can read endlessly]

All is Fair in Love and War by @LadyOxymoron [aaaaaaaa, what was this adorableness *major heart-eyes* what a piece, mashallah, college professors AU, where magnus is new in town, and malec is engaging in an elaborate prank war, which, undoubtedly, is nothing more than a prolonged foreplay (c), what a gem]

Canon Divergence

oh, i’ve waited for you by @manticoremoons [so, the fic is happening a little bit further in a timeline, than the books or the series, and Alec is around 30, and... married to Lydia. i know, i know, it almost stopped me from proceeding, and boi am i glad it hasn’t completely, cause it is a damn good piece!]

Hey There Demons, It’s Me (Your Dream Boyfriend) by @thealmostrhetoricalquestion [how many recs of this author can i make, without being deemed obsessed? cause y’all should go and read every single thing they wrote, stat. this adorableness is outta this world, literally - magnus’ summoning went sideways, and the loft ends up populated with the teenage ghost-demon, who is very clearly enamored with alexander... all kinds of fluff ensue]

Something Else verse by @CryptidBane (Impetus) [maybe it’s my fever talking, but i am such a sucker for memory loss AUs, and SH fandom has the richest canon base for those, yay! this time, it’s an AU verse after 3x10: rather than asking for his magic, Asmodeus curses magnus by taking away memories from everyone who’s ever loved him, in exchange for freeing jace from lilith’s thrall... oh, what a beautiful and delicious angst ensues]

Home by @otppurefuckingmagic [waaaaaaaaat... *sits with her mouth open* how did you....? how did he...? damnnnnnnnnn you authors in this fandom, stop being so talented!!!! this is uncannily brilliant]

I’ll hold on until you’re home by @alistoney [how dare you sir, right in the feels... the missing scene in the midst of 3x18/3x19, when magnus realizes what his idiot of a boyfriend has done, and confronts him about the Asmodeus deal]

First time for everything by @nebulein [“Nowhere in a Shadowhunters’ job description does it read ‘must look adorable while infatuated with the local High Warlock’.” - series of firsts written with such tenderness and adoration for characters, that it warms your heart while reading, - it shows how much the author cares for them. it is not finished, but whatever has already been written, is gold]

Fake dating AU

The Great Repression by @CryptidBane (Impetus) [although it might not be exactly my regular cup of tea, i still appreciate this author’s style so damn much, and the way they do malec dynamic overall, so it’s here. magnus is a camboy, and alec is hired to protect him from a stalker]

Friends to lovers

Family is Family by @hexicity [my brains are fried by the covid, so any coherent rec would be unlikely right about now, but the softness of this <333 alec sees an ad about a free room, and when he moves in, he finds way more, than he bargained for... gave me a bit of a “happy, shiny people everywhere” vibe, and that’s an automatic rec in my books, so]

Spinning Around In Circles by @lemonoclefox [my fav friends to lovers/mutual pining trope, here you are, and what a pretty pretty wrapper are you wearing - absolutely amazing interpretation of a trope, that seems to has been done to death, and yet here i am, never able to get enough of it <3]

If it walks like a duck by @thealmostrhetoricalquestion [this. i was reading this. and after every single word. all i wanted to do was get down on one knee and propose to this person. i dunno who the hell you is, but.... how did you do this? it was... another level of fanfiction.]

Neighbors AU

Meow 17:1 Love Thy Neighbor by @high-warlock-of-brooklyn [again, not a fan of drabbles, but who could resist such softness??? Neighbors AU, where Chairman takes some lessons he learnt from “Parent trap” to heart, and alec is a stumbling mess, but he gets shit done, kudossssssss]

Various AU mix

Solid courage by @thealmostrhetoricalquestion [how goddamn CUTE was dat???? answer - the cutest. mashallah people in this fandom can write]

Paper Love by @thealmostrhetoricalquestion [it would not be an exaggeration to admit i thoroughly fell in love with this author’s style, i mean, all and every version of their malec is all kinds of awesome. this one is no exception - catarina works in the library, and malec have to take madzie out to a coffee shop, cause their obnoxious flirting is too loud for the quaint environment of catarina’s workplace.... it’s tiny and so so sooooooo sweet]

make no bones by @ohfreckle [yaaaaaaaaay, what a cutie, tiny preciousness about magnus having an awful day and taking it out on a no-good useless building super, simply delightful]

Freud is a Dick by @sanctuary_for_all [Alec works in IT firm, and accidentally sends someone else’s dick pick to his boss, whom he has a crush on... do i need to say more]

shadows in moonlight by @kaeg [damnnnnnn, son, that was a ride!! something exquisitely soulful, tender and so, so poetic... young malec meet in summer vacation home, and it will take your breath away in the best way possible... warning, it is unfinished, but whatever was written, is absolute preciousness]

For the Love of the Game by @TicklemyPickle [Hockey AU, where malec were childhood friends, but had a falling out, and were not in touch for the last 7 years, until magnus gets traded in to alec’s team... i was somewhat unsure about reccing this, as some of the choices author made regarding their dynamic did not exactly resonate with me, but decided to go on, because, god as my witness, one thing this world definitely needs more of - is malec Hockey AUs, word upppp]

Love Is A Gamble by @la-muerta [i myself do not completely understand, why has it taken me so long to get to the “The importance of elsewhere” author’s most famous piece, but i finally have, it was amazeballs, like, the world-building...? off the charts. the language, the moral struggle, what a gem. alec is a grumpy and surely sheriff *duh!!!* of a tiny town, and magnus strolls in being all... well, magnus-y, and opens a gambling house, the potential!!! anyway, i highly doubt this piece needs recs, so imma zip it]

@ohprongs [this author has too many tiny pieces i like to name them individually, but as far as reccing goes, they should def be mentioned here for their effortless, seamless style, and clear love for the characters in all interpretations, that simply shines through all and any AUs they choose to put malec in]

special mention:

@theleftboobgrabber [i wasn’t aware that at this stage it was still possible to come by someone like this. the author, who’s style would impress me so. that unbelievably glorious Mafia AU, absolutely delightful and literally perfect My mama don’t like you series, and something that went straight to my top-5 - MI6 AU ohhhhh, that MI6 AU... i have no coherent words to express the depths of my appreciation, this is unbelievable fucking talent for writing malec]

[anime-dub-transcripts]

Hetalia: The World Twinkle Episode #19: Surprise Halloween! Transcript

This episode has Halloween.

{Caption: Yaaaaaaaaay!}

Crowd: Yaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!

America: Thank you, dudes and dudettes, for comin’ out to my place for this Halloween party! Eat anything you like and dance anything you like!

Japan’s thoughts: Why is the food fluorescent orange? Perhaps it’s a test to see if we’ll eat them.

America: We used to have blood, glass shards, flame, and lumps of flesh flying around, but don’t worry, guys; that’s all in the past now!

Lithuania: Oh, good; it was a whole lot of work cleaning that stuff up.

Tony: AAHUAH!

America: And, once again, I’m the winner in this year’s Halloween Horror contest!

{Caption #1: Ta-da!}

{Caption #2: WINNER IS USA}

Britain: YOU CAN’T JUST ANNOUNCE THAT IN PUBLIC!

(Crowd: Huh?)

Seychelles: Wow, badges are so shiny and pretty and wonderful!

Sealand: I’m also here to participate as a full-fledged country!

Britain: Have you lost the plot?!

(Seychelles: Ohho! Ohhoah!)

Britain: The only full-fledged thing I’ve ever acknowledged you as is a nutter!

Sealand: I am not a nutter, I’m a famous country! One who even has a page on Wikipedia!

(France: Ohonhon! Très bien!)

(Très bien!: Very good! → French)

{Caption: Giggle}

{Caption: Très bien}

(Très bien: Very good → French)

France: Bonjour, pretty pirate, I’ve come from Neverland to challenge you to a duel in bed!

(Bonjour: Hello → French)

Monaco: Allô. Sorry we are late, Seychelles.

(Allô: Hello → French)

Monaco: At least the Peter Pan gang is finally complete, non?

(Non?: No? → French)

{Caption #1: Ha Ha Ha… }

{Caption #2: Smooth}

{Caption #3: Smooth ‘n Shiver}

France: Well, enchanté, mon ami. Do you not think my soft skin is extra très bien today? Heh!

(Enchanté, mon ami: Nice to meet you, my (male) friend → French)

(Très bien: Very good → French)

(Monaco: Hahahahahaha!)

(Britain: Auuuuhhhhhhhhh…)

{Caption: Smirk. Smirk}

France: It seems I have won our ages old, since-we-were-twelve skirmish of the best dressed, as if either one of us is surprised, though.

(Britain: Euh! Gah! Euheuheuh! Euh!)

Britain: What are you talking about? I look far cooler than you, now get off me!

{Caption #1: E}

{Caption #2: F}

France: Auh!

Britain: Besides, who puts that much heart into a silly costume?

Seychelles: Eh?

(France: Hm?)

{Caption: Flip}

{Text on flyer: Costume Contest}

Monaco: Oh, did you not receive this flyer?

Britain: Huh?!

{Text on flyer #1: Costume Contest}

{Text on flyer #2: Time: }

{Text on flyer #3: Venue: America}

{Caption: Actually written in English}

Britain: A costume contest?! No, no one told me about that at all!

Seychelles: Hey…

Britain: Auh!

Seychelles: What’s there behind your ear?

{Text on flyer #1: Costume Contest}

{Text on flyer #2: Time: }

{Text on flyer #3: Venue: America}

{Caption: Actually written in English}

{Caption: Flyer}

Britain: THAT SON OF A COCKWOBBLE!

America: Haha! My prank totally worked!

{Text on sign: Break Room}

{Caption: Actually written in English}

Britain: What’s his deal? Is handing me an invitation all that hard? Really! He’ll regret that choice once he sees what I’m posting about him! America’s a weasel tit!

{Text on sign: Restrooms}

{Caption: Actually written in English}

Germany: Okay. I finished the changing on time.

Italy: Germany, Germany!

Germany: What’s wrong, Italy?

Italy: Ve, ve, ve…

Voice: Crestfallen!

{Caption: Crestfallen}

Italy: It’s an emergency! Ve, ve, ve!

{Caption: Ve}

Germany: What, do I not look good in this?

Italy: Oh no, you do! You look very good! But when I changed…everyone in the dressing room said I didn’t look good in this at all!

{Caption: You don’t look good!}

Men: Not good at all!

Germany: Are you wearing pants right now?

Italy: Eh?

Germany: Ooh, you will run laps later!

{Caption: Swordsman}

Voice: Swordsman!

Italy: See, I think I look too cool for the school!

{Caption: Skinny}

Men: Too skinny!

{Caption: Roman senator}

Voice: Roman senator!

Italy: Um, this should look good on me, no?

{Caption: No dignity}

Men: No dignity! No power!

{Caption: Gladiator}

Voice: Gladiator!

Italy: All right! Then how about this one?

{Caption: Not quite right}

Men: Not quite right!

{Caption: We wanna see muscle}

Men: We wanna see muscle!

(Italy: Oh)

Italy: Well, maybe next year.

{Caption: Droop}

Voice: Droop…

Man #1: Perfection!

Man #2: Boom! You own this one!

Italy: Heck yeah! This is from my grandpa’s era, but it is too lowly for me, don’t you think?

Germany: Uh, no, ist fine!

(Ist: [It] Is → German)

{Caption: Horse}

Horse: Horse!

Poland: Yeah, totally on my way, my broseph. Don’t forget when my costume blows you out of water to tell everyone how huge Poland is!

Man: Excuse me, but horses aren’t allowed at this venue.

Poland: No horses?! Are you kidding me?!

(Horse: Horse?)

America: Thank you for your patience, and now for the main event! The world costume contest begins now!

Crowd: Wooah!

America: The winners will receive prizes like a car and other crap I didn’t need anymore. The biggest prize will be this non-specific, non-charted video game sequel.

{Caption #1: Car}

{Caption #2: TV <<<<<<<<<< Un&$arted 3?!}

Crowd: Woah!

Sealand: No way, the top prize is a video game? That’s for kids! I guess the winner will be a big baby.

{Caption: Cute!}

Seborga: Isn’t it sweet how Sealand is so predictable?

(Women: Awwwwwwww!)

Wy: Hey, you two! You guys aren’t countries, are you?

{Caption: Gulp!}

Sealand, Seborga: What?

Sealand: Auh…Wy!

Wy: My participation is official.

Sealand: Wow, I can’t believe you wore what I asked you to!

Wy: It’s a coincidence!

Seychelles: Wow, you guys are cute! Can I ask what you are dressed up as?

Sealand, Wy, Seborga: We’re a non-specific Toy Story!

Denmark: Move it! Out of my way! Our ghost pirate ship is passing through! Give me candy or I’ll play a trick!

Woman: Hello, I’m Candy!

{Caption: Poke, poke, poke…}

Norway: Sorry, my hand probably slipped.

Denmark: Guahgh guahgh!

{Caption: Moi}

(Moi: Hi → Finnish)

Voice: Moi!

(Moi!: Hi! → Finnish)

Finland: Um, excuse me, I have a couple of questions for you.

{Caption: Bam}

Finland: What do you think? Do I look scary?

{Caption #1: Moi}

{Caption #2: Moi}

(Moi: Hi → Finnish)

Finland: Um, well, uh, since you guys decided to be ghost pirates, I made this costume myself based on the idea of a skeleton pirate.

(Voice: Moi, moi! Moi, moi! Moi, moi! Moi, moi!)

(Moi: Hi → Finnish)

(Man #1: Face is scary!)

(Man #2: What?)

(Woman: Woah, he is scary!)

Sweden: It’s cute.

Finland: WHAT?! Cute is not what I’m going for!

Iceland: Wow, I’m the youngest out of all of them, but they're the ones acting immature.

{Caption: Ciao. Ciao. Ciao}

Italy: Ciao, ciao, ciao!

(Ciao: Hello → Italian)

Japan: Italy, that cosplay is, uh…well, I suppose I could call it kawaii.

Italy: Kawaii?

(Kawaii: Cute → Japanese)

Italy: All right! Japan said I’m adorable!

{Caption #1: Cute}

{Caption #2: The color tone is very good, it has a pretty shape, etc…etc…}

Italy: Kawaii is, like, the number one compliment in Japan, isn’t it?

(Kawaii: Cute → Japanese)

{Caption #3: Very Good}

{Caption: Grab!}

Germany: Euch!

(Italy: Auh!)

Germany: This may be a good costume in the sense that I can keep you from running off to surrender at things.

Italy: Oh no, you caughted me!

Japan: Good evening, Mr. Germany.

Germany: Duah!

Japan: You look very cool, if I may say so.

Germany: Ja, you really think so?

(Ja: Yes → German)

{Caption: He feels a little happy about wearing this costume}

Germany: Dankeschön.

(Dankeschön: Thank you very much → German)

Italy: Why not wear a costume that matches ours, Japan?

Japan: Well, I prefer what I’m wearing at the moment. If I did, though, I’d probably want to be the---

Voice: Swordsman.

{Caption: Swordsman}

Voice: Roman senator.

{Caption #1: Roman senator}

{Caption #2: Slip}

Voice: Gladiator.

{Caption #1: Gladiator}

{Caption #2: Skinny}

Voice: Droop.

{Caption #1: Droop}

{Caption #2: Caught the second one!!}

Denmark: Hahahahahaha! Huh?

{Caption: Grab!}

Denmark: Huh! What, it’s a hanger?! Who dare throw this at me?!

{Caption: Abuzz}

Deep voice: Abuzz!

Lithuania: Woah!

Man: Not a hanger!

{Caption #1: Bam!}

{Caption #2: Fuck}

Belarus: I know you think you’re everyone’s favorite, but heads up, bicycle boy, no one really thinks that’s true!

{Caption #3: Boom!}

Lithuania: Belarus, what is wrong with you?!

Denmark: Woah, very interesting. Your big brother is Mr. Russia, no?

{Caption: Smack}

Norway: My hand slipped.

{Caption: Uneasy}

Lithuania: Uwaaaahhh…

Belarus: Damn straight, and there’s no way he’ll lose to the likes of you!

(Lithuania: I am sorry, I am really sorry!)

Denmark: He won’t? You sure?

{Caption: Flap, flap}

Belarus: My big brother is the world’s greatest!

(Latvia: Wow! Flap!)

{Caption: Chuckle, chuckle}

Denmark: Ha! Hahaha! Hahahahaha!

(Belarus: Euh!)

{Caption #1: Hahaha!}

{Caption #2: Cheerful}

Denmark: How amusing! Yes, I’m sure your big bro-man is looking great today, oh so great! I honestly can’t wait to see your fake jobs when you all get together!

Belarus: Grrrrr!

Denmark: As if I’m worried about losing to the USSR! Oh wait, I mean you!

{Caption: Noisy, noisy}

Finland: Please tell him that I’m looking forward to a fair competition.

Belarus: I hope your dick falls off.

Lithuania: She doesn’t mean that.

Norway: I don’t know, I think she does.

Spain: Can we join that competition también?

(También: Too → Spanish)

Denmark: Huh?

Finland, Belarus: Huh?

Spain: I don’t think anyone can beat us thanks to the ace we’ve got up in our sleeves. You seem like you’re in a good mood, considering you’re about to get crushed, so it’s nice you can still have fun.

Belgium: Hey! By the way, a “Little Red Riding Hood” horror game created in Belgium is on sale!

Man: Does she think this will go viral?

Lithuania: So, you have an ace up your sleeve then, Mr. Spain? Can’t wait to see it!

Spain: Sí!

(Sí!: Yes! → Spanish)

Spain: But I don’t want you thinking you have to protect her, okay?

Lithuania: Um…to what?

Romano: He means me!

{Caption: Rumble, rumble, rumble…}

Romano: Don’t stare at me like that, you ass bastard!

Lithuania’s thoughts: I meant that the king boss type is here!

{Caption: Gulp}

{Caption #1: Cute}

Spain: Isn’t he cute?

{Caption #2: Really cute}

Belgium: Oh yeah, like, totally cute!

Netherlands: Hm!

Germany: Gueah! Heh!

{Caption: Grab}

Germany: DUEUH!

Prussia: Aaah!

China: Aiyah!

Hong Kong: S’up?

Hungary: Hahaha! This way, Mr. Austria!

(Austria: Eum! Eum!)

Hungary: Hahahaha!

(Austria: Eum! Eum!)

Hungary: Better hurry up or I’ll leave you here! Haha! Kidding. The truth is I won’t leave you no matter how slow you are.

Austria: Are we going to be all right in the end, Hungary?

Hungary: Hi, everyone! I got to see you finally! I somehow feel like today is too good to be real!

{Caption: Puff}

Italy: Miss Hungary! Mr. Austria!

(Hungary: Ha! Haha!)

Germany: Austria, why are you dressed like that?

(Hungary: Hahaha!)

Austria: Why are you making eye contact with me, you creep?

Germany: I can’t help you UNLESS YOU ASK FOR HELP!

Japan: I think you look wonderful.

Austria: Yes, of course, but what’s with your costumes?

{Text on sign: Men’s Dressing Room}

Russia: Privet, I am ready!

(Privet: Hello → Russian)

Mochi America: Fuck you!

{Caption: Startled}

(Latvia: Euh!)

{Caption: Woosh}

Russia: Ta-da! Hahaha!

(Ukraine: Hahaha!)

Voice: Whoosh!

Russia: All right, shall we go?

Denmark: Slick air below, kids!

{Caption: Bam}

Sweden: Hm.

Crowd: Huh?

Finland: What do you have there, Mr. Sweden?! It’s incredible!

{Caption: Thump}

Denmark, Norway, Iceland, Sweden, Finland: Hm?

{Text in speech bubble: !}

Belarus: You can throw yourselves at his feet now!

Russia: Hello. Good evening, Denmark.

Denmark: Russia! That costume is really flashy! Girlfriend didn’t exaggerate.

Belarus: Humph!

{Caption: Tremble, tremble}

Latvia: Eum…ehehehehe…

Denmark: You don’t want to let Latvia down before you say hi to everyone?

Russia: Not at all.

Mochi America: Fuck you!

(Estonia: Poor Latvia!)

Latvia: Eheheheh…

Russia: So the contest will be fought amongst us, the---

(France: Hey, garçons, over here!)

(Garçons: Boys → French)

France: Oui, the ones talking about the costume championship.

(Oui: Yes → French)

(Russia: Hm?)

(Estonia: Huh?)

{Caption #1: Wire}

{Caption #2: Floating}

France: Aren’t you missing someone?

(Crowd: Huh?)

France: Come on, how could you forget about the living embodiment of art that is known as moi?

(Moi: Me → French)

{Caption: Wire}

France: Look, France is being art right now!

Estonia: Woah, look, Mr. France is flying!

Russia: He’s using a wire.

Estonia: Oh, yes, I see that now.

Mochi America: Fuck you!

{Caption #1: Wire}

{Caption #2: Nougats are in the bag}

Monaco: Peter Pan is giving out nougats while flying! How mystical and fantastic! Hahaha!

(France: Oh! Ohonhon! Oh! Ohonhonhon!)

Seychelles: Uh, yeah, it’s, uh, nice enough.

(France: Honhonhonhon!)

(Monaco: Hahaha!)

{Caption #1: Whoosh}

{Caption #2: Yay}

{Caption #3: Yay}

{Caption #4: Yay}

France: I’ll give nougats to all the good boys and girls!

Italy: Big Brother France! You’re neato!

(France: Ohonhonhon!)

Prussia: Dammit! Why did I not think of that?

(France: Ohho!)

Germany: Because ist nice.

(France: Ohonhonhon!)

(Ist: [It] Is → German)

France: Oh, I got spirit, yes I do! I got spirit, more than you!

{Caption: My charming stubble}

France: I even shaved my sexy stubble for the day! Un, deux, trois!

(Un, deux, trois!: One, two, three! → French)

France: Here comes the big finale!

{Caption: Wire}

France: Oof! Fi!

(Fi!: Poo! → French)

France: Oh…huh…ohah!

Russia: So you’re stuck up there?

(France: Ohah!)

France: Oui.

(Oui: Yes → French)

Russia: Well, what can we do?

France: To start with, maybe you could get me down?

{Caption: Rumble, rumble, rumble…}

Tiger: Meroaw!

Cameroon: Is the Halloween contest still going on by chance?

(Tiger: Meowary!)

Lithuania: Oh, even an invisible character showed!

(Poland: Woah!)

Cameroon: Watch. If I do this, a flame will come out.

{Caption: Fwoosh!}

Lithuania: THAT LOOKS LIKE LITERAL INTOXICABLE!

France: Hey, guys, don’t you think something seems a little off?

China: I have been thinking that for long time now.

Russia: It’s as if we are missing a piece.

Lithuania: Yes, I feel it too. Normally just about now…

{Caption: Fwoop!}

Seychelles: Auh! This is strangely terrifying!

Iceland: To be honest, I have not noticed something too.

Hong Kong: Hmm…it’s like I can’t quite put my finger on it.

{Caption: Abuzz}

Crowd: You got that right!

Monaco: Things are starting to get strange.

Germany’s thoughts: They’ve sensed the truth.

Italy: Germany?

{Caption #1: A little while ago…}

{Caption #2: Empire State Building}

America: Hey, so you came. I thought you wouldn’t find it.

{Text on flyer: Halloween Costume Contest}

Britain: I did, in fact, consider ignoring this tripe. You should have given me the invitation properly, you stupid twat!

America: Yo, dude, there’s something I want you to help me with, okay? Gotta maintain that position as world host, right? Oh, what was that comment online about?

Britain: YOU BEING A WEASEL TIT! I don’t know what you’re up to, but you should’ve at least told me about the contest!

America: Yeah, couldn’t do that, dude. Didn’t want you to put your heart into it, see?

Britain: Tell me your reasons first and I might help you if I like your answer. To start with, why choose me?

America: Wanna know the truth? Well…

Crowd: Huh?

America: Yo, check out the stage, ladies and gentledudes!

America [talking to Britain]: The reason I called on you, dear Britain…simple. You, my dude bra, just happen to be my very first follower.

{Caption: Bam!}

America: Hahahaha!

Britain: YOU���RE A COMPLETE NINNY, AREN’T YOU?

America: I decided that in this year’s Halloween costume party, I was going to team up with my first follower.

Britain: That is your reason for us to wear these tight costumes?! OH, YOUR RIDICULOUSNESS KNOWS NO LIMITS!

America: Don’t make it weird. Now stand up and show off those gams!

Britain: YAAAH! BRITANNIA UNMASKING! What is your obsession with spandex in the first place?!

America: Uh, superheroes wear spandex, dude.

France: Oui, this is it.

(Oui: Yes → French)

France: Listen up, Britain! Listen to France, my friend!

{Caption: Sprung}

France’s thoughts: I am sprung.

France: I flew in the sky earlier! It was fun!

{Caption #1: Beating}

{Caption #2: Moved}

Britain: How come your stubble is already back?! Look, I’m about to Brexit, so lay off me!

France: Everything is back to normal now.

Seychelles: Yes, everything is back to normal.

Iceland: Hm…

Iceland’s thoughts: I see. Now that I think about it, we didn’t seem very coordinated today. Probably because Britain wasn’t here to point out random stuff.

{Caption: Wasabi}

Iceland: That must be why we all had a strange feeling that something wasn’t right.

(Britain: ARE YOU EATING WASABI?)

Iceland: He always complains, but people need him, and he needs people.

{Caption: Pat}

Hong Kong: You sound like you missed Britain when he wasn’t here! You feel the same way now or are you change your mind about the douche?

Narrator: And so, as usual, everyone lost their damn minds.

(Canada: First prize goes to him!)

Denmark: Hahahaha! There’s no way we could have beat them. Do you guys wanna do robots next year?

{Caption: Hahahaha!}

Belarus: All right, I guess I’ll let it go for today.

Estonia: Hehehehehe!

Narrator: And so, All Hallows Eve passed.

{Caption: Hahahaha!}

Narrator: However, there were a few whose Halloween spirits remained.

Germany: You can’t drink booze? Booze that I served you?

Prussia: I can’t drink any more. Hahahahaha!

Britain: No worries, I’ll drink for you! Oi, you guys drink too!

Italy: I don’t wanna.

Japan: No way, I told you it takes longer for me to break down alcohol.

France: Me! I am going to drink with you!

Britain: Here!

Hungary: Haha! Hurray to Halloween!

Germany, Prussia, France, Hungary: Hahahahahaha!

Man: Is that group a bunch of Romans?

[donewithjeon]

MICHELLEEE

OH OH P.S: I’M SORRY FOR NOT SENDING A MESSAGE SOONER I REALLY REALLY REALLY WANTED TO LIKE EVERY DAY I WAS THINKING I WANT TO SEND MICHELLE A MESSAGE BUT THEN LIFE GOT IN THE WAY >\\\

TODAY IS JANUARY 18 2018 AND I COUNTED DOWN THE DAYS UNTIL YOU WERE TO ARRIVE BACK HOME WOOOOOOOOOO WELCOME HOME YAAAAAAYYY IM GLAD YOURE SAFE AND OMGOMG DO TELL US THE ADVENTURES YOU HAVE HAD !! WE SHALL LISTEN TO IT ALL !!!! IM DOING WELL TOO I HAD A CO-OP INTERVIEW YESTERDAY TO HELP OUT AT A VETERINARY CLINIC AND TECHNICALLY IT WAS MORE INFORMATIVE SO I THINK I GOT THE POSITION (it sounds super big but i’m gonna be like a little observer there ahahahahah) ALSO MY EXAMS ARE STARTING NEXT WEEK—

— UNTIL THE END OF THE MONTH AND IM NERVOUS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT AHHH I SHALL JUST STUDY MY HARDEST !!! OKAY BYE BYE I TALKED FOR TOO LONG AHAHAHA ~ one of your biggest fans P.S.: TUMBLR SHOULD INCREASE THEIR CHARACTER COUNT BECAUSE IM SCARED ITLL EAT MY MESSAGES AND THEN YOU ONLY GET HALF THE MESSAGE AND THATLL JUST SOUND FUNNY ://// OKAY NOW BYE BYEEEEE AND WELCOME BACK AGAIN YAAAAAAAAAY

I feel absolutely horrible for taking so long to get back to your wonderful messages. I hope you can forgive me. ;__; It has been a hectic couple of months, and while they were amazingly fun, I have to say I’m happy to be reverting back to my regular schedule and pace. And of course, I’m happy to finally have time to reply back to you. ♥

Thank you so much for the well wishes before the trip! I did have a chance to see it on my phone when I was abroad, and although I couldn’t respond at the time, I want to tell you that I really appreciated it. It was definitely freezing in Korea, but surprisingly (and thankfully) I didn’t get sick during my trip! I’m sure that you helped with that by sending me your good vibes hehe. :>

Please don’t be sorry about not messaging me sooner! I’m the biggest culprit of that right now. ): I hope you’re still doing well and that you were able to rest a bit during your winter break. Oh god, I don’t even want to think about catching up with Bangtan. I missed so much in the time I wasn’t on social media. I hope your endeavors were more successful than I know mine will be haha.

Even though I might not be able to go on Tumblr when I have other events happening in my life, I hope that you still know that I am always rooting for you as well. Don’t ever forget that I will support you and everything you aim to do! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ) I hope that you will continue to talk to me, because I will continue to be here for you if you ever want to tell me anything~

Now onto the more recent asks, THANK YOU AGAIN. Now that I have some time, I will try to go through the photos that I took and make a couple posts about my trip. I have to keep adding to my adventure tag, after all!

Ooh! That sounds so interesting to work at a veterinary clinic. Do you have any updates on that? Even if it’s not super big, it’s still a step forward! Being an observer will help you gain experience if that’s the path you want to take in the future. I honestly wish I did more things like that when I was in high school haha. I was such a lazy student back then. Also, I hope all your exams went well! Whether they did or not, I think you deserve a round of applause just for working so hard and trying your best. (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Ahaha, Tumblr really needs to figure out a better inbox system. Or maybe just fix the whole thing with parts of messages being eaten, because I always am wary of that as well. None of your asks seems to have been eaten this time around though, so yay! I’d call this exchange a success haha. :D