#now it’s nail strengthener with a ��there’s formaldehyde in here don’t blame us if you get cancer. this is the strongest formula we have.’
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my mom keeps buying things for me that have big warning labels about possible death should i be worried
#first it was the mints with the ‘not fda approved. don’t overdose!’ disclaimer on them#now it’s nail strengthener with a ‘there’s formaldehyde in here don’t blame us if you get cancer. this is the strongest formula we have.’#now all of these might be safe for people with more self control but i finished that box of mints in a day#and kept forgetting that i applied the mail strengthener so when i licked my fingers and was like hm why is this bitter#then i washed my mouth out because you should not eat formaldehyde#my mom is almost certainly not reading the labels on this stuff but like. what can you do.#this is my tag for when i make original posts
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