#now i'm like diiiiiiie
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queerstudiesnatural · 11 months ago
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"do you remember where you were when x historical event happened" but it's do you remember where you were when you first saw the toby is A reveal
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morathor · 7 years ago
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Sating the Beast
The Drummer: Hey, what's up--
Alexander: *sobbing loudly* I need your help, I'm gonna diiiiiiie. I ordered pizza, *hic* and they brought me pizza, *sniffle* but now they say they're going to take the pizza awaaaaaay...
Alexander: *incoherent bawling*
The Drummer: Did you... pay them for the pizza?
Alexander: I *hic* tried but they said, they said they don't take bracelets!
The Drummer: Nobody takes payment in bracelets, Zimmerman, do you not have your wallet?
Alexander: I think I left it in my pants.
The Drummer: Where are your pants--did you answer the door naked?
Alexander: No! I answered the door in bracelets and you're MISSING THE POINT THEY'RE TAKING MY PIZZA I'M GOING TO STAAAAAAARVE!
The Drummer: Well, how much pizza.
Alexander: *sniffle sniffle*
Alexander: Nine.
The Drummer: ...nine as in, nine, whole entire pizzas? Just for you?
Alexander: I'm so hungry.
The Drummer: *sighs*
The Drummer: I want like three of them. I'll be there, put some clothes one.
Alexander: *whines*
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