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memorydragon · 4 months

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*looking through wiki trivia for characters* Um. Welp. That's awkward, thanks Square. That's several Extremely Detailed and Thoroughly Thought Out headcanons of Favorite Character that are now incestuous. AnYway, please tell your children about your affairs and don't be a douche.

#this is Mem's life #gaming stuffs #this is some Victorian seduction novel level shit Squaresoft #and mostly the remake's fault too #because I did not ship Hawkeye with either of the sibs in the original #but now that the remake made him the Most Bisexual #and the scene of the fourth class change message from Eagle where I was like 'oh they Be Fuckin'#with Jessica being a supportive sister who helps them hide their relationship from father #Flamekhan you made a massive mistake #your grandson is both very bi and very fuckable and you'd probably only expressly warn Jessica #we're just... not going to tell him that Eagle is his half uncle #Riese accepting her bi thief boyfriend was a great headcanon though #I probably could have written a fic #now 'my most important treasures is the memories we made' is rivaling foldgers incest commercial #oi vey

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