#nottobeconfusedwithask

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top 5 sodas that arent dr. pepper

You sick son of a bitch

1. Root beer (specifically A&W)

2. Orange soda (anything but faygo)

3. Sprite

4. Ramune (pretty much any fruit flavor)

5. Coke I guess

[transgender-scout]

Trick or Treat! 🎃🍫🍬

omg hi hello! :D

yoooou geeeet...

A Haier 5,000 BTU Mechanical Window Air Conditioner for Small Rooms up to 150 sq ft.!!!!!

[transgender-scout]

Trick or treat :3

YESSS HELLO HI :D

you get...

An AQKILO Squirrel Finger Puppet Set!!!

[transgender-scout]

YOU'RE maximum ride

Correct!

[transgender-scout]

trick or treat perchance

maybe perhaps you will get a treat >:3c

you get...

A Ninja DZ201 Foodi 8 Quart 6-in-1 DualZone 2-Basket Air Fryer with 2 Independent Frying Baskets

[transgender-scout]

*insert witty trick or treat message here*

hell yeah!

you get...

A whole deli rotisserie chicken!!!

[transgender-scout]

For a hot second I thought this was a gimmick blog where you posted scout lines except transgender style. Glad to see we live in a world of happiness and not that one. You’re cool👍

i could do that. that could be me hold on.

"yeah, i dare ya! transition! make us both happy!"

"whats the matter? you freaking cisgender?!"

"i got a bucketa chicken. wanna do it t4t nasty style?"

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i feel like the cleric beast from bloodborne woupd make a good beanie baby

At this point I think I’m going to end up drawing every character from bloodborne before ever playing it

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Don’t know if this is late or early but happy birthday!! Here’s a doodle for u :333

AAAAAHHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!! THATS SO SWEET OF YOU HE LOOKS ADORABLE!!!!!!!!! <3333 THANK YOUUUU <3333333

[transgender-scout]

Whadda hell…..

Computer

ENHANCE

…huh.

[transgender-scout]

trick or treat :3

yaaaay!! happy halloween! :D

you get...

A Steve Spangler Science Growing Body Parts Jar!!!!

[transgender-scout]

Plz start a scout weed tag

will do. anyone have any funny names? the only one i can think of is just "scout weed anxiety" or "SWA." weed fortress 2? he's going tell my fucking spy?

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Look at my son who's favourite activates include laying completely limp and eating my sketchbooks

OH MY GODDDDD I LOVE YOUR SON SO MUCH. HE AINT GOT NO BONES!!!!!!!!!

i'll trade you for a picture of my daughter lying silly also! >:3

[transgender-scout]

imo spy also has adhd hes just diagnosed and medicated about it

CORRECT

i dont have a lot of spy headcanons bc he's my least favorite merc (he is incredibly funny and an interesting character, but i just dont like him as much as the others) but i really like the idea of him subtly trying to nudge scout towards stuff for adhd

like scout losing stuff and then it mysteriously appearing in a place he can find it easily (bc spy found it, went invisible, and put it there for him) or spy purposefully saying things out loud to one of the other mercs to remind scout of something spy knows he forgot

i think he does this also bc he has a hard time showing that he cares about scout (despite both of them attacking each other on sight) and also scout is kind of sensitive about his adhd and doesnt like accepting help for it, kind of a "there aint nothin wrong with me! i can do it myself! screw off!"

idk i just like. people helping each other out with their disabilities without being explicit about it. its. nice.

[transgender-scout]

your trademark was "let's fucking go" now it's just barking

Sooo true

[transgender-scout]

hi, anon from earlier who asked how you are.

i didnt even see the post youre referring to that came off as whiny, youre just someone i follow who i know is queer and with trumps election, a lot of my other queer friends have been terrified for the future, so ive just been trying to check in on as many queer people im mutuals with/follow as possible

i do hope things go well for you in the future, whatever it may hold <3

ps sorry if this doesnt make a lot of sense im drunk currently

thats incredibly sweet anon. thank you for checking up. i hope you had fun while drunk or had a good time at least. im wishing the same for you <3