#not that he could bc he's trapped by literal balls and chains on both legs dksfhdsf

[gaylienz]

i just keep thinking about zim (whose attention has since diverted from claiming earth to claiming dib bc they are intrinsically connected in his mind and he cant have one without the other) discovering the original point of weddings/marriage which was about like -property- and -ownership- and learning about such phrases like -til death do us part- and seeing all the stupid heterosexual imagery of like balls-n-chains and just kind of like......becoming obsessed with the idea of marrying dib.

he does all the -research- of course and learns that the concept of marriage and weddings have changed quite a bit but not the CORE of it which is two people being tied together (which appeals to him....dib stuck with him, forced to be his servant, forced to care for him in 'sickness and in health', dib unable to escape their rivalry, the dib HIS FOREVER). he sees pictures of all the big pretty gowns and the attention that the newly wed get and the big CAKES ofc and says....i would have the best, the biggest, most impressive, most expensive wedding ever. in fact....-rubs hands together menacingly-

and so his next evil plan is to drain the dib of all his fiances and trap the hero of earth at the altar in a loveless marriage for all eternity hahahahaha! (meanwhile he doesnt know anything about like bureaucracy so it wouldnt be legally binding but the two of them would treat it like it was, with all the seriousness and drama that it entailed.)

[geekcat]

#dib WOULD be freaking out until zim walked down the aisle then he would be too stunned to move let alone try and escape#not that he could bc he's trapped by literal balls and chains on both legs dksfhdsf

i just keep thinking about zim (whose attention has since diverted from claiming earth to claiming dib bc they are intrinsically connected in his mind and he cant have one without the other) discovering the original point of weddings/marriage which was about like -property- and -ownership- and learning about such phrases like -til death do us part- and seeing all the stupid heterosexual imagery of like balls-n-chains and just kind of like......becoming obsessed with the idea of marrying dib.

he does all the -research- of course and learns that the concept of marriage and weddings have changed quite a bit but not the CORE of it which is two people being tied together (which appeals to him....dib stuck with him, forced to be his servant, forced to care for him in 'sickness and in health', dib unable to escape their rivalry, the dib HIS FOREVER). he sees pictures of all the big pretty gowns and the attention that the newly wed get and the big CAKES ofc and says....i would have the best, the biggest, most impressive, most expensive wedding ever. in fact....-rubs hands together menacingly-

and so his next evil plan is to drain the dib of all his fiances and trap the hero of earth at the altar in a loveless marriage for all eternity hahahahaha! (meanwhile he doesnt know anything about like bureaucracy so it wouldnt be legally binding but the two of them would treat it like it was, with all the seriousness and drama that it entailed.)