#not me saying barton isn't picky when he literally acts like he hates everyone at least half the time JSJSJ | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

mad-hunts · 2 months ago

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okay, so from what i've gathered, just for those who uhh. might be curious about what barton's type is for no reason in particular (yeah, it's for shipping purposes JSJSJ ) — he is probably simultaneously the least picky person whenever it comes to who he's willing to date out of all my oc's and i honestly find that kind of ironic, because of the fact that he's literally a SERIAL KILLER but... anyways, like i was saying (,: barton does seem to have a certain penchant for liking people / beings who are literally different in any way? and i mean different in a good way, OFC. oh, and he also seems to have a thing for redheads as well as blondes, but i'm going to be talking about the first thing for today 💀

this could also range from being just like different as in having an 'unusual' appearance / having mutant abilities or being able to practice magic. and, of course, being something a little bit more... significant, i guess you could say. because he would get with a supernatural being and fawn over them in a way that would make you think 'well, maybe they've known each other for a while, so that's why he's acting like he's completely whipped for them?' but nope. in reality, barton just sometimes seems to take one look at a being — who, for example, might be an eldritch horror creature or something — and thinks ' damn. i am in between wanting to study them in a clinical setting and wanting to study this species's courting rituals because i am trying to WIFE them up ' SKSKSK LMAO

nooo, but if any of my moots on here were to want to ship with me if you aren't already, but are nervous about asking me about me whether i'd be interested in doing so because they're like a supernatural creature or something... then please don't be afraid to HMU because barton is literally the most shameless monster hand-holder + monster kisser if i'm being honest

#OF MONSTERS AND MEN: musings.#ooc post.#not me saying barton isn't picky when he literally acts like he hates everyone at least half the time JSJSJ #no but it might not seem like it but literally you could just say one sentence to him (ps: it's 'i like your mask') and he'll be ready to-#propose like SKSKS and as i've talked about before he is constantly seeking out stimulation which includes like... doing thing's-#like having random ONS with people i'm not gonna lie which isn't harmful on it's own OFC but the reasons why barton does them can uhh.#definitely be unhealthy and/or even a form of self-harm as he sometimes uses it as a way to like have a distraction from his problems-#or to feel loved for a minute even though he will likely never see them again which... the more i think about it is honestly sad 😭#but if there is one thing that y'all should know about barton is that he unfortunately engages in a lot of self-destructive and/or unhealth #things to cope with what's going on in his head or just in his life in general so... yeah. and barton may also use it as a way to 'feel-#something' which GOD. is even sadder than the last reason but anyhow i just wanted to talk about this because i noticed a bit of a-#pattern whenever it comes to barton and that is that he is a lot less picky whenever it comes to partners than one might think looking on-#the outside ahahhh #tw: self harm #tw: unhealthy coping mechanisms.

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