#not even vegas 😤

[yujeong]

(Me, telling @wretchedamaranth about the mosquito bites I got from cleaning my balcony -> remembering how in Passing Time by @fleet-off Vegas got jealous of the fucking sun touching Pete's face -> "Hey, wouldn't it be funny if Vegas got jealous of mosquitoes leaving their mark on Pete's skin?")

"What the fuck are those?"

Pete snorts. "I got bored and drew red dots on my torso."

Pete expects Vegas to scoff, maybe throw an ironic remark back at him, but instead, he frowns. He touches Pete's sweaty skin, stretching it with his fingers. The area expands, bright red spreading, the mosquito bite almost but not quite disappearing for a brief moment, only to appear again when Vegas lets go.

Pete finds Vegas' jealousy nonsensical most days, but sometimes it's amusing. Like today; they're laying in bed, their bodies glued together. Staring at the ceiling, at each other, letting the heat linger, ignoring the discomfort.

It doesn't matter. Vegas has no reason to feel threatened by a mere insect using Pete's body for its needs.

Vegas clearly disagrees. He keeps playing with Pete's skin, poking at the bites with his nails, and Pete starts to get ticklish.

"If you keep touching them, they're going to get itchy."

Vegas stops. He looks at Pete, his expression unreadable. It doesn't help Pete get prepared for it; Vegas puts his lips around the red spot, and bites.

Pete yelps and then laughs as Vegas is sucking on the skin, his teeth gently digging into it. He licks it too, then moves to the next one. He keeps at it until he's gone through all of them.

"Mine," Pete hears him murmur under his breath, lost in his own thoughts as he's staring at his work. "Mine."

A different kind of heat spreads through Pete. It makes him realize, as Vegas finally looks at him with his hunger now evident and sharp, that he isn't thinking about mosquitoes anymore.

[comradecowplant]

Todd can say whatever he wants, but that shit ain't canon lol

[cementcornfield]

Ja’Marr was totally trolling this interviewer at 0:48

https://youtu.be/wtVGFKarFd8?si=jjcdhXXfu9g42YCi

haha yeah i remember this interview and posting/discussing many theories with the mutuals about why he'd say that. the conclusion we've come to is that ja'marr hadn't seen joe for a few hours in vegas and was feeling bitchy 😌

[hamilando]

ੈ✩ Blue or Orange ? (smau) ੈ✩

pairing : lando norris x fem reader

summary : when the shimmer athlete meets the speed athlete

tw : fluff, a little chaos, suggestive

fc: Claire Wolford *she is so pretty-*

a/n : So this was requested anonymously, so if you are seeing this, Hope you like it 💫 AND before anyone jumps on me for using Daniel, it’s just one comment and the meme was started by him !!

·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ✩ ･ﾟ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ✩ ･ﾟ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ･ ✩ ･ﾟ ･ﾟ·:｡･ﾟﾟ

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ynwolford Thunderstrucked Vegas 💫✨

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user1 the dream life ✊🏻

user2 THUNDER!! TA DA DA THUNDER !!

victorikalena leader ay-aye 🫡

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chandidayle serving serious looks ma’am

ynwolford only for you 🫶🏻

user3 drop. the. freaking. skin. and. body. routine !!!

user4 oh to be her 😮‍💨😮‍💨

kelsey_w the look is perfect !!

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user5 I AM SEEING HER IN THE VEGAS MATCH

user6 EXCUSE ME !? - can you take me 🥺

user7 bleeding blue and white 💙🤍

user8 why is lando norris in her likes ?

user9 her boyfriend 💔 user10 WHAT-!? user10 POOKIE IS TAKEN 😭🥹 user11 who is he 😤 user12 a driver 👀 user13 * formula one driver

landonorris BEST SISTER EVER ❤️

ynwolford BEST BROTHER EVER ❤️ landonorris bro 😑 ynwolrford yo u started it landonorris you looked pretty babes 🧡❤️💙🤍 ynwolford ☺️

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ynwolford blue and orange ? 💙🧡 @ mclaren

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mclaren the color combination for the next livery ?

ynwolford cowboy style 🤠🤍💙

landonorris maybe you could cheer for me in those shorts ? 👀

ynwolford stop it you thirsty shorty landornorris you did not - ynwolford my kicks are taller than you landonorris yet still you do the splits for me -

user1 you two, there are kids 😭

user2 where the hell did lando pop out from ?

user3 when did the couple comments become so active 😭

chandidayle Y/N, please behave, there are kids

user4 THANK YOU CHANDI

georgerussell Y/N, could you please get us passes for the match ?

ynwolford dw! Tickets for you, Oscar, Alex, Max and Charles are in my bag ✊🏻

landonorris last time I checked, I was the one who asked you out

ynwolford last time I checked, you always have no pass entry AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND is a DCC 💪🏻 landonorris oh.

user5 I missed the silent relationship comments

user6 they are entertaining tho-

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ynwolford and after 4 years, the Pom-Poms take a rest 🤍💙🤍💙

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user1 WE WILL MISS YOU 😭

user2 genuinely one of the best dcc!!

kelsey_w can’t believe we were together through it all 💙

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dcccheerleaders once a DCC, always a DCC 💙🤠🤍

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landonorris I am so proud of you love 🫶🏻

ynwolford thank you 😭

user3 for once his comment was normal -

user4 no horny comments today

landonorris but I am sad I won’t see you in those shorts

user5 there we go ✊🏻

user6 the way y/n just ignored -

user7 lando and her are probably doing dirty

user8 STOP TALKING ABOUT THEIR NIGHT LIFE

user9 yes! This is a child account 😙

carlossainz55 A great end to your career 💪🏻

ynwolford unemployed besties 🫶🏻

user10 she did not -

carlossainz55 that hurt 😞

ynwolford reality hurts my dear Carlos landonorris Stop Calling Him “Dear” ynwolford Dear Carlos 🫶🏻 georgerussell hi 👋 ynwolford dear George 🫶🏻 alexalbon hi 👋 ynwolford dear Alex 🫶🏻 landonorris STOP 💔

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ynwolford and after 2 years, orange is the best 🧡

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landnorris aw 🥺

landonorris cute 😤

landonorris pretty 😮‍💨

landonorris hot 🥵

landonorris mommy 😗

gerogerussell LANDO SHAVED HIS MOUSTACHE!?

ynwolford I asked him too 😌

alexalbon “ THIS MOUSTACHE IS MY BADGE OF HONOUR”

landonorris whatever the queen says 🤷🏻‍♂️

danielriccardio he doesn’t even grow pubes

ynwolford sadly, he does now 😔 landonorris HEY! cmon babe, you know you love it 👀 ynwolford the tree lando, not the jungle 🫷🏻

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[barblaz-arts]

I hc that Vega was an accident 😤. Still cute tho, I love that little psycho. Question, are guns allowed in the house?

Oh no Vega being an accident is something I'll have to deny. It's very important for me that you guys know Enid waited until she knew for sure Wednesday also wanted a child

It's very important to this AU's lore.

And no, guns are not allowed. Wednesday doesn't like the noise and Enid and Vega hate them even more. Stuff like firearms and explosives are Pugsley's thing anyway. Wednesday is more of a blade/arrow kinda gal

[7nessasaryevils]

And so we begin... Gods I'm terrified... ep 7 of Wandee Goodday: how shall thee fuck me up?

- oh great we starting it right off with fucking cuddling on Yak's chest this is such normal non-boyfriend behaviour 🙄😑

- Yak my darling, if you're looking for psychiatrists, I'd recommend one that isn't a crazed Naga prince hell-bent on revenge on a reincarnated chicken... just saying 🤷🏾‍♀️ - although I am immensely in love that Dee does bring up therapy for Yak 🥹🥹

- them just comforting each other in a physical way that isn't sex... IM GOING TO KILL SOMEONE

- I have never hated a title sequence more than when it came right before I know yak was about to ask for a kiss as his reward 😤😡

- Yak being so fucking comfortable in Dee's space... I hate you both and I'm going to smush your faces together if it's the last thing I do

- WHAT PICTURE WAS THAT MY EYES SUCK!!never mind it was ter now im wishing my brain can unsee it

- yak my darling he loves you I promise!!! 🥺🥺🥺🥺

- not me barely taking in the fact that Dee kept the picture rather than throwing it out (which... I will shake you for Dee!!) and then getting fucking smacked in the face with the first kiss poster... P'Golf you test me today

- normally I don't condone vandalism but today... YEAH YAK RIP IT

- Kao our king asking the important questions as always! (Psst shake him harder Kao please and thanks)

- Ter... I swear to god you try some shit I will snap you in half (though the sunlight is doing ✨fabulous ✨ things for Pod!) edit: in retrospect that sunlight is literally turning his eyes red P'Golf you actual fucking genius

- me as soon as ter starts speaking

- pfft Cher you absolute king ♥️♥️

-uhhh... is this the weight training equivalent of that pottery scene from Ghost??

- ohhh they're so stupid i wanna die

- Cher and Yak are the mother son relationship I never knew I needed ♥️

- CANDLE LIGHT DINNER

- TER I WILL END YOU

- ohhhh i have a bad feeling about this... but also Dee.. you dumbass put on pants at the very least when you're entering a snake's house!

- this sequence of events is most horrific and terrible and I do not like it

- I'm going to kill Ter. Anyone who stops me... beware my wrath. Yak should've broken his fucking nose.

- also the fact that Ter lives in room 666. HE IS THE DEVIL YOU ARE SO RIGHT

- nooooo yak! Baby!!

- Kao. sir. I'm going to conquer empires in your name! MY KING!!

- the break up episode is meant to be #11 not # 8 what is this?!??

- not the necklace... no please not the necklace

- I hate everything nobody talk to me

- oh cool yak made it hurt even more im going to rip out my eyeballs thanks

- NOT DEE REACHING UP FOR THE NECKLACE ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

- the worst the worst the worst I'm in pain

- that's it. That's fucking it. Someone get me Vegas Therapanyakul on the phone right now, I need to order a fucking hi- never mind the idiot doctor fell asleep. My sincerest wish is that Dee knees Ter in the balls as he gets up.

- Taem baby girl what was that??? 😦😦🤨🤨🤨

- sassy english my beloved 🤣🤣

- oh... ohhh no no no no no no- oh what the fuck what the fuck YAK CONCENTRATE BABY

- did i fucking expect the grim reaper? No. And neither did Yak if that right hook was any indication ouch!

- yak and yei fighting... this epsiode really said how can i hurt Nessie today....

- ohhhh fucking fuckity fuck why won't this epsiode let me BREATHE

- yak's face when he see Dee!!!! His teary eyes!!! I ACHE THANKS

- ROOF TOP KISS SCENE MY FUCKING BELOVED IM SO FUCKING OKAY GEWNFUCKINGCHANA 😭😭😭😭

- also throwback to The Sign and their bolster light effect I have never been the same again

- I 'm just gonna die in a corner bye don't look for me I do not exist to any of you

This episode has finally culminated in the kiss we all have been waiting for and I don't know about any of you but I feel the same as I did three years ago watching Bad Buddy. The absolute joy and heartache in me as these boys who so clearly love and care for each other finally acknowledge their feelings.

Next episode is also coming for my existence and I shall keep myself alive until then to regale you all with my incoherent screams ♥️

Until next time! 🥊🩺

[ae-azile]

About 15k into Chapter 29 of Progression, so I figured I would share another scene as an apology for my tardiness. Definitely going to be a long chapter, unless I split it. Trying not to do that though.

The Updated and Still Complicated Family Group Chat

Khun: Arm and I are embarking for our trip tomorrow night! You know what that means!!!!!! 🪨🍃😈🥬🟫

Nalin: Weed brownie night?!?

Arm: Please tell me you didn't add my younger sisters to this group chat.

Khun: Well, I didn't add Preeda! She went to rehab! 😱 Mustn’t tempt her. But of course I added Nalin! If Macau and Chay can be in the group chat, then she can be too!

Nalin: Don't be sexist, Hia. 🙂

Vegas: Someone needs to watch my baby.

Pete: Why is she only your baby when you talk about her?

Vegas: Because she's mine.

Malai: Someone needs to watch my babies too. I want to join.

Hansa: I don't mind watching the girls.

Vegas: Is my baby included with these girls?

Hansa: Sure. 🙂

Vegas: I want six references, your resume, and a background check.

Hansa: By tonight?

Macau: Hia, she owns a flower arrangement and gardening shop. Chill.

Vegas: I am chill. And reasonable.

Pol: I can sit out and help with the girls too. 🙂

Vegas: You can also give me six references, a resume, and a background check. 🙂

Pete: It's literally Pol.

Vegas: I don't know him like you do.

Pete: Consider me his and Hansa’s first reference.

Khun: Consider me their second! 2️⃣🥈🕑

Porsche: I'm their fourth!

Chay: Hia, you skipped a number.

Porsche: He wouldn't have even noticed if you hadn't pointed it out, brat. 🙄

Chay: Sorry. I guess I will fill in the third spot, then.

Kim: I’ll fill the fifth.

Chay: Hia, switch spots with Kim so we can be next to each other.

Porsche: No. I went out of order and called fourth for a reason. It's mine. 😏

Macau: I’ll take the sixth spot so Chay can't grab it!

Porsche: Good thinking, Macau!

Kim: ?

Chay: 😤 🖕🏽

Vegas: Macau, just because you are close with Nalin doesn't mean you know her sister well enough to be her reference.

Arm: Define “close”.

0272781005: I’ll call second!

Kinn: Whose number is this?

Khun: I demand that you reveal yourself!!! Arm! Do a search and find out who this intruder is. 😡

Arm: It's a number provided from a text app.

Arm: The text came from the property.

Khun: PA?!?!?!?

0272781005: Nam. 🙂

Porsche: MA?!?!?!?

Chay: MA?!?!?!?

Khun: Everyone stop! It might be Pa playing a trick to test us! Play it cool!

Khun: Oh, silly Pa! You know Namphueng can't talk! She sits there and says and does nothing! Such a bore! 🥱

0272781005: If Korn enters chat, I will stab. 😌

Pol: 😳 That sounded like her.

0272781005: Hi, son!

Porsche: Ma?

Chay: Ma?

0272781005: I am adopting Pol soon. When I have answers. He's my future son. He already knows. I told him. Accept, thanks.

Porsche: Wow.

0272781005: He has no family! Sad for him! Sucky life. 😢

Pol: Wow.

Chay: Kim and I just got back from walking Koda and checked on Ma. Who gave her an ipad?

Arm: Not me.

Kinn: Not me.

Porsche: Not me.

Vegas: Not me.

Kim: Not me.

Chay: Kim, you told me you didn't in person. You didn't have to text it.

Kim: I just wanted to make sure Porsche knew.

Porsche: Aw, Kim. I feel so close to you recently. ❤️

Kinn: 🤨

Chay: 🤨

Pol: Not me!

Hansa: Not me.

Pete: Not me.

Malai: Not me, but Korn has infringed on her rights and she deserves communication with the outside world, despite the power he still holds over everyone.

0272781005: Friend. 🙂

Hansa: Malai, his sons are in this group.

Kim: We agree with her, it's fine.

Khun: I also agree that Namphueng should have all of the technology she wants! 😤

Khun: But I didn't give it to her either.

Arm: I am also in agreement that she should have a way to reach us, but also didn't give her the iPad.

Kinn: You sure? You have the most access to extra technology in the compound.

Khun: IF YOU ARE ACCUSING MY BOYFRIEND OF ANYTHING, I WILL RUIN YOU!!!!

Nalin: Fine. Preeda and I got it for her. She's our lesbian ma. 🥺

0272781005: Daughter!

Porsche: Ma, please. Nalin, while that was a nice gift, Chay and I should have been informed prior to her getting something like that. We have to be very careful around Korn.

Nalin: She promised to be careful with it! We downloaded some digital art apps! If Korn does happen to see her use it, Preeda plans on telling him that she downloaded the apps she uses for art so Nam can try new mediums!

Macau: They were being thoughtful. And they're right. Nam deserves to have a way to reach out to any of us, anytime she needs.

Nalin: 🥹 🩵

Macau: 🩵

Arm: 🤨

Chay: I think they're right, Hia. She deserves a way to reach out to us. She's gotten a lot better and she would be able to talk to Fern, Vegas, Pete, and Macau whenever she isn't at their house. It's time.

0272781005: I already made an email so I can make a YouTube account to subscribe to other lesbians. 🙂

Malai: As you should.

Porsche: Fine, Ma. You can keep the iPad. Just keep it hidden. And be RESPONSIBLE with it.

0272781005: I MADE AN EMAIL.

0272781005: BY MYSELF.

0272781005: 🖕🏻

Porsche: You found the middle finger emoji. Great.

0272781005:🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻

0272781005: Glad it's settled. I will bring ipad to weed night. So I can watch YouTube while I'm high.

Porsche: Ma, I don't know if that's a good idea.

0272781005: That's because it's not just good. It's great. Bye. I will get ready now. Meet you in ArmKhun suite.

0272781005: 💃🏻

Khun: How did she add herself to the chat?

Nalin: Preeda probably snuck into your phone and added her. She is the one who programmed everyone’s numbers into the text app.

Hansa: Sounds like Preeda.

Preeda: Sure does. 🙂

Khun: PREEDA! I REMOVED YOU SO WE COULD TALK ABOUT WEED WITHOUT TEMPTING YOU!

Preeda: I never stopped weed.

Malai: Which we don't condone.

Arm: ⬆️ What she said.

Preeda: You hypocrites are literally all gathering at Vegas’s to get high tonight. 🖕🏻

Preeda: I'm joining.

Khun: But you're so young…

Preeda: If I am not invited, then I will go hang out with Korn. Willingly. All night. Just for fun.

Khun: Ew!

Preeda: Your choice. 🤷‍♀️ Bye. 💃

Vegas: Just invite her.

Macau: Yeah, I would prefer her giggling because of a weed brownie than having a self-inflicted all-nighter with Uncle Korn. 😳

[snickerdoodlles]

Same anon: Pete's taste in decor doesn't improve as he figures himself out. If anything, it gets weirder.

(prev)

oh, absolutely! Pete is a funky lil guy and his tastes reflect that 😤👏 it gets worse even before he starts figuring himself out because Khun starts inviting him to craft nights again, because Pete's needs more PIZZAZZ in his life. Vegas puts his foot down on the kitchen jars having feathers, but we're talking sparkly kitsch to a whole new level. bedazzled lights. glittered vases. sequinned table runners. gold painted everything. nothing is of remarkable quality yet works bizarrely well with Vegas's luxurious velvet. Vegas is immensely irritated and delighted every time someone points this out, and takes it out on one (very delighted) Pete.

[therealms-number1angirl]

The Demon King Chapters 3-6

05/25/24

Chapter Three:

First Willo mention 🥹

This just makes the ending so much sadder 🤧

WTF???

Bird 😔 🪦

Han being awkward around a girl is so funny. He's so relatable.

There were so many hints 😭

That's mother 🫶

You know when a character is introduced as being so perfect there is no way they really are that good, and they're just gonna disappoint you? Willo is proof that that is not always the case ❤️

SHE WAS THE MOTHER THAT STEPPED UP!!!

Bird is gonna regret saying this if you know what i mean 😭

HE IS RIGHT AND HE SHOULD SAY IT!

Han, you slut (affectionate)

BABY GIRL 😖 (Gavan when i catch you 😤)

Dancer didn't even know yet 😖

Chapter Four:

I remember that this was the chapter I started reading the book again. It was a Friday and I had actually stolen this book from someone else's hold, so I knew that I had to finish it soon before they missed it. So, I sat in my 8th grade homeroom and started reading.

Cinda did such a good job of showing us just how different Han and Raisa's lives were with the smallest of sentences. Like, Magret telling Raisa that her old clothes being sent to Ragmarket being equivalent to being thrown away to her, meanwhile that's how most people Han knows get clothes.

HOLY CRAP THEY GOT IT RIGHT 😭

Just giggling at Raisa looking over her room, knowing that it actually was Hanalea's old rooms.

Tears

Pls don't stick with that thought, Rai 🙏

Don't worry, Raisa. The guy that you picked will woo you up until you agree to marry him, and decades after that 🫶

I love her so much 🤧

She's so real for that

Fiona 😒

I wonder why 😒

QUEEN 👏

Bitch, know your audience 😭

All bow before the queen, Raisa ana'Marianna 🫶

Adam, you beautiful soul 👏

Micah being the first to bring up that the story of the Demon King isn't totally accurate is hilarious since the breaking was actually caused by his ancestors, not Han's. (Also, Raisa's reaction to him asking questions compared to Han telling her a completely different story that she's always known makes my heart fluttery)

Raisa has always been the smartest in the room, and I love that for her, but it also makes me sad for her

My note for the first mention of Vega is literally just "fufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufufu--"

Chapter Five:

I have a very distinct memory of reading this part the first time. I had just got home that Friday, and was prepared to finish this by the end of the weekend. I locked myself in my family's living room and read this, even tho i didn't understand like half of the lore surrounding it.

That being said, this book is way more enjoyable now that I understand the lore about the demon king and the wars and the other realms.

🤭

Han is such a nerd (affectionate)

Oh, sweetie...

It just makes me happy, okay?

The pieces were always there 😭

Thanks a lot, Cinda. Now I'm crying again.

This is literally me and my grandma smh

This is why I have to give Raisa her props whenever I can, because my girl needs all the love she can get.

LMAO

I know it's been 6 years since i read this book, and i kinda sped through this one, but how did I forget this whole Southie plot line?

Quick question, what is the other realm? We know Fellsmarch, Arden, Tamron, We'enhaven, Bruinswallow, and this chapter reminded me of the existence of the Southern Isles, but what is the seventh one? It's not Carthis is it?

FIRST CAT MENTION, MY BABY GIRL <3

I'm not crying, you are 😭

Baby boy 🥺

Hanson, that is your future wife that you're talking about 😒

[archangeltwins]

Fave dominion ships?

THERE'S SO FUCKING MANY ANON I DUNNO WHERE TO START BUT OK HERE:

◇ top? selfshipping with all these characters TO THE MAX 💯💯💯😤

~ all jokes aside ~

◇ Glaire - Gabriel/Claire, the powerhouse head of vega and the archangel of the apocalypse brokering an uneasy (if violent) peace? we got snippets of that in the show whilst gabriel had "surrendered", being locked up and yet, still extremely manipulative and deathly charming. enemy of my enemy is my (secret) lover :3

◇ Nomriel - Noma/Gabriel, the loyal lieutenant that played both sides ending up circling back to gabriel because even with the torture, he's her superior. and angels don't have hangups with relationships / ranks. plus, she and furiad broke things off eons ago....

◇ Urika - Uriel/Arika, bi / wlw ship for the fucking win, bad bitches stick together in the apocalypse and fuck over the patriarchy? manipulative and pretty? always one step ahead than the protags? smarts and brawn? YES

◇ Bixlex - Alex/Bixby, best lil platonic ship. forgotten child of vega's lowest class looking up to the chosen one as a pseudo-big brother. adorbs to the max. protector x protectee with a side of Alex/Bixby/Claire. bc running off together with your girlfriend into the wastes to start another found family is the best plan, right????

◇ Methan - Michael/Ethan, 'nuff said. wide-eyed corpsman trailing the beautiful archangel like a puppy? one-sided crush, dancing around each other and trying to not make it obvious? flustered x cool-headed flusterer? GIMME

◇ Michriel - Michael/Gabriel, no explanation needed. angsty desperation toeing toxic loyalty. being the hand that reaches into the flames despite harm. sacrificing for each other regardless of the consequences? yeah,,,,,,

◇ Gabriam - Gabriel/William Whele, sychophantic underling x villainous master with violent delights dressed in the veneer of worship. exploring the allure of the forbidden and dangerous. finding comfort in fear, while knowing it could easily destroy you. also, religious blasphemy and corrupting the "pure".

◇ Nomalex - Alex/Noma, the ( latter ) superior ship. if alex entered the corps at eighteen, what did noma see in the chosen one all that long ago? his good heart and rooting for the underdogs? his selflessness in the face of overwhelming danger? his kindness towards those that once sought his misery?

◇ Gabrilex - Gabriel/Alex, classic sworn enemies to accidental lovers ;) defiant soldier x experienced general ;) sure we're adversaries but i'm constantly imagining kissing you in my head? ;) angry stolen glances and homoerotic tension? ;) you're an asshole and i hate you x oh come on i'm not that bad? ;))))

[scienceandshitpostsdaily]

Get to know you tag game!

Tagged by the amazing @courtlyvampyrism

Last song you listened to: Mona Vegas by STRFKR. Honestly it is one of my favorite songs of all time. I could listen to it on repeat and it sounds so good on my car speakers

Favorite color: Forest green!! I don’t own enough of it because I wear all black

Currently watching: spy family and I’m awaiting the new Bridgerton episodes and I’ve also been watching the French Open (Roland Garros) like a goddamn hawk all week

Favorite flavor: Dark chocolate. I. Love. Chocolate. I would eat chocolate every single day if I could

Current obsession: tennis? Which is kinda new within the last year-ish honestly. My partner played for a long time and he’s been patiently teaching me how to play and what the rules are so it’s actually fun to watch

Last thing I googled: “Jannik Sinner Roland Garros stats” to send to my partner bc he was not watching the match 😤

Favorite season: spring even though my allergies try to commit felonies onto my sinuses. I just love seeing the world come alive again 💕

Skill I'd like to learn: foraging. I just don’t live in a place that’s really accessible to such a skill (suburbs of Detroit) so it’s just hard for me to learn anything useful about it ya know?

Best Advice: the time shall pass anyway so do what you want to do and invest in yourself long-term because you’ll be that age at some point so you might as well take the time to make your life better. I went back to college at 26 to finally finish a bachelors degree and I’m looking into PhD programs to hopefully achieve my life long goals by the time I’m 35. I’ll be 35 in 9 years anyway so why not use the time I have to make my life better? You deserve that in your life too!

I’m tagging: @theperksofbeingafluteplayer @samitch @courtjestersanonymous @coolboysclub @murder-isnt-legal

Not required but I think it would be fun 💕 I haven’t played these games in forever

[devidementia]

bruh this entire vegas trip fired me up to work harder on my animations and on gym stuff 😤

don't get me wrong, I've made great progress but felt like something was missing to push myself even further and I finally got it

[the-yandere-cryptid]

Have you shared which fanfoms you're in or am I just forgetful? 😵‍💫 mostly just asking to help think of specific characters or types. Really just in general jealous yandere men are a drug, especially when they wind up projecting and accusing their darling of stuff that isn't even true and becoming more possessive of them 👀 "I saw you getting mildly friendly with Normalguy McGee earlier today so obviously you want to fuck him, that's it, you're not allowed to leave the house/castle/lab/whatever without me 😤" and like no matter how 'scary' they're being it's all just ultimately because they're insecure and don't want you "taken away" and obviously they have to keep their special baby for themselves 🥺❤️

First off, my fandoms list is here for anybody who needs it, and I'll also post it below. Secondly y e s s s because love as powerful and potent as theirs doesn't leave room for anybody else! When your lover is so wonderful and amazing isn't it natural to want to keep them to yourself, away from anyone that could dull their shine? I should say! 10/10 trope

Fandoms list under Read more!

Main

Apex Legends

Dead by Daylight

Halloween

Resident Evil (2, 3, 7, 8)

O.K. K.O. (Mainly Professor Venomous)

Side

Steven Universe

Marvel (Mainly Doc Ock)

Alfred Molina characters

Evolve

Don’t Starve

Outlast

Fallout (4, New Vegas)

Soul Eater

The Evil Within

The Wolf Among Us

SCP

Saints Row

Overwatch*

* = VERY particular about what I’ll still write for them. Hate Blizzard and the game for the most part but I’m still attached to some characters.

[femmeninomenon]

Ugh no bc now it’s confirmed 😫😭 you are in fact my dream friend, and i think we have to be besties now. Idk, that’s just what they told me 🤷‍♀️ i don’t make the rules.

I honestly don’t know albums or song titles very well, and i could absolutely use some brushing up on tay, but there’s like a solid 75% chance i’ll know the words. And if not i am confident you will change that 🥹 ironically even still, i’d probably sell a kidney to see the Eras Tour 😫 one of the dates she added later this year is close to me but i dont have anyone to go with 😭😭

Now chappell… the rise and fall of a midwest princess has been my hyperfixation for a MINUTE. No skips 😤🤚

Need to drive around w a good jam and yap sesh like now 🫶🫶

oh definitely we are actually besties now like it’s the rules!!!!

AAAH 😭 no definitely we could listen to all of taylor together and share our favorite songs with one another!!!

what if we both sell one of our kidneys and go together!!! just an idea!!! i went last year when she was in vegas because that was the closest to me and it was just……fantastic and possibly one of the best nights of my life. genuinely.

RISE AND FALL OF A MIDWEST PRINCESS HAS NO SKIPS!!!! there are ZERO skips!!! you’re absolutely right!!!

absolutely 🫶 neeeeeeeed to drive around with a good jam n yap session immediately!!!!

[norizzsainz]

🌶️ NFY : THE GASP I JUST GUSPED

[ carlos sainz x singer!fem!reader ]

[ summary ] carlos' and y/n's breakup comes as a surprise to many of their friends. no one ever thought the couple would ever break up, but alas, y/n was always ready to do whatever was best for the love of her life — even if it meant breaking up with him.

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yourusername my new album ‘red’ is coming out soon!

thank you to the stranger who gave me the best last five years of my life and treated me so well that i was able to write an album's worth of songs about it.

and special thanks to his father for motivating me and encouraging me to put out this album. none of this would've been possible without you, papa, love you 🤧🫶

lilymhe SCREAMING AT THE CAPTION 🥴 IM SO EXCITED LOVE YOU BABES

alex_albon STAY SLAYFUL SISTAH 😤👊🫶

oscarpiastri y/n, you dropped this 👑

georgerussell63 my daughter, everybody 👏👏 love you, sweetheart 😚💗

alexandrasaintmleux you are such a legend, i love you 🥹❤️

yukitsunoda0511 LET'S FUCKING GOOO

francisca.cgomes DECEASED DEAD IN A DITCH SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE ⚰️🏃🚑

maxverstappen1 at least your bad decisions didn't land you in vegas this time, that's all that matters 🤷🤷🤷 ↳ kellypiquet and as long as it doesn't involve her bike either, we don't care at all 😔👆

lewishamilton we love to see it ❤️😂

landonorris and they said my pr team was the one in shambles 🤧✋

heidiberger_ i can confirm you have officially driven danny to the point of tears from how hard he's been giggling 🥹🫶 lots of love, bubba

anasainzvdec THE GASP I JUST GUSPED 🤯 I FUCKING LOVE YOU OMG 😭💗😭💗😭💗

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TAGLIST : @d3kstar , @khaylin27 , @sailing-with-100-ships , @lorenakaspersen , @be-your-coffee-pot , @shakespereansonnet , @sltwins , @laneyspaulding19 , @vizzzashley , @fangirl125reader , @lewisvinga , @val-writes , @c-losur3 , @yeetskeetstreet , @sam-is-lost , @imsiriuslyreal , @ilove-tswizzle , @bernelflo , @mycenterfold , @justkalcpxia , @multi-fandom-fan221b , @jinimon-tr , @neivivenaj , @jointhehunt67 , @fangirl-dot-com , @brune77e , @sp1rl , @evie-119 , @brekkers-whore , @honethatty12 , @ayoanna , @sbrn0905

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[cementcornfield]

actually, posting this reply here because EXACTLYYYY @chasedeys

i remember talking to nacs and maybe some other people about this when the first Incident™️ happened lmao. where 2 years ago in vegas, ja'marr first said A. that he was the one who dragged joe out to vegas in the first place because 'he's a great person who deserves to go out and live his life' but then B. the next day said they never hang out or talk outside of football and like!!!

it has to be just basic insecurity lmao. and the context of everything....ja'marr did a lot of interviews that first day and EVERYONE was asking him about joe's contract, and sweet naive ja'marr just answered his thoughts honestly on what he thought might happen, which of course caused a huge media storm of everyone trying to interpret what he said and if it was all actual fact and what it would possibly mean for Joe Burrow's Contract, so i imagine he may have had to deal with a bit of backlash about that. PLUS if i recall correctly, that night, there were a bunch of pictures of joe hanging out with the bosa brothers and other random 49ers at some fancy dinner....ja'marr nowhere to be seen 😭

so like, those two factors leading to the next day where he gets YET ANOTHER QUESTION about joe (who he thinks maybe might be mad at him for talking about his business, and who didn't go out with him the previous night but went out with a whole bunch of other dudes instead) and he's just like ACTUALLY WE DON'T HANG OUT WE'RE NOT FRIENDS I DON'T EVEN LIKE HIM WHATEVER 😤😤 is one of my favorite theories about why ja'marr is Like That sometimes.

then you factor in joe recently saying that ja'marr tells him his feelings through media!!! like joe seeing that interview all confused like ??? we went to vegas together?? love love love the fact that joe DOES watch/read all these insane interviews or at the very least has His People tell him about whatever the fuck ja'marr is saying.... oh i love them WHAT a dynamic!!!

the thing is like. joe is stoic and reserved and private, but he's actually very Uncomplicated in his love for ja'marr. the amount of times he's come straight out and said ja'marr is one of his best friends over the years... meanwhile ja'marr will say ten thousand conflicting things about if they talk, if they hang out, etc. but joe's just out here like, yeah that's my best friend 😌