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ropertplant · 2 months

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shhh listen. it's 6 am. i've been reading priest fics lately and getting annoyed when i can immediately tell they were written by a protestant ... my religious beliefs are muchhhhh closer to buddhism than catholicism and yet. here we are. what brand of trauma is this

#when they use 'pastor' .. my god. baby vomit.#when they make will catholic and it's giving methodist instead ugh. when they tell not show the catholic guilt and even still. it's wrong.#when we go through the entire confession and there is no mention of the act of contrition.#i did not sit through sunday school from k-10th grade for this. if i suffer you suffer oh. wait. it's the cycle. hi cycle.#anyways looks like i'm just gonna have to write it myse-[gunshots]#...#write it myself! i'm thinking 1600s court somewhere with high religious tensions so it's ultra ultra fun #maybe will is actually a spy for the protestant cause sent to investigate another corrupt cog in the wheel of the vatican #bc obviously hannibal is not just any priest he is ~a~ priest girl he can write a letter #to the pope #not england i'm sick of england. france? oh bitch. france. oh girl the sun king. girl. versailles? girl.#🃏💭

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