#not craig

[dysphorie]

WHAT THE FUCK

[animentality]

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

[nudesnoises]

Craig Morey

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Between Ryan Gosling Ken and Benoit Blanc I'm starting to think that it's some sort of animal abuse to keep casting big name actors in stoic macho manly man rolls instead of giving them goofy little guys to play. Like look at them their coats are shiny, they seem so much more lively and energetic. We need to make sure all actors have enough goofy little guys to play before peta gets involved.

[nicostiel]

#they're married okay

[ayo-edebiri]

Glass Onion + Masks (insp)

[may-darling]

I find it absolutely hilarious that after playing the popularised sexy man “James Bond” for what feels like a millennium, Daniel Craig has only now reached tumblr sexy man status by playing a funky southern gay detective with a hubby that bakes sour bread. If this is not the most on brand tumblr thing I don’t know what is

[molabuddy]

the "splatfest" is a traditional inkfish festival dating back to over a hundred years ago.

(i sat down to draw something funny and then this happened)

[kuromi-hoemie]

I went to the dispensary looking really hot earlier

[justanerd]

Spent 20 minutes editing the Casino Royale poker scene to be chutes and ladders instead of finishing my English homework.

[stalebagels]

Edit: muted this monstrosity but if you're looking for the blank template it's on my blog and I'll tag this and it with "the stupid fucking shorts post" so you don't have to scroll through everything 💀😂 (I did not make the template btw, I don't know who the OP is but if you do please let me know)

[departmentq]

[jay-wasstuff]

Source: Screen Rant

Phillip makes bread (get it?) for trophy husband Benoit

[epicawesomewin-art2]

grandkids said they can't argue or they'll get kicked out :(

[erosia-rhodes]

Actual Google results for “World’s Greatest Detective”: