#noob can't sleep lol

[bleachface]

Lol, Noob can't sleep

Ugly sketch 😂

[lemurianmaster]

Woke up at 4 this morning in a cold sweat thinking about the financial and social terrors of Christmas, so I decided to cheer myself up by thinking about the LaDS penises instead (as you do) and it kinda spiralled. Typed up on my phone, so I can't add any banners or fancy text (not that I know how to because I'm an old noob).

SUGGESTIVE LANGUAGE (so run away children) AND MENTIONS OF FEMALE MC

Zayne I think would be longer than the others, maybe an eye watering 7.5 inches, but his girth wouldn't be as impressive—you could get your hand and mouth around it no problem. He'd taste so sweet, though, from all the macarons and sugar he ingests and you'll have him check your blood sugar levels after you swallow him down. His length may cause you to wonder if a cervix could actually break, but he spends so much time working you up, taking at least an hour on foreplay and pulling numerous orgasms from you before intercourse, that you're already too far gone to care. And those pelvic floor exercises he encouraged you to do every day pay off as you choke the cum out of him. His favourite position would be with you straddling him as he sits on a chair or propped up in bed. 1, so it would be more comfortable for you and to take as much of his long cock as you're comfortable with, and 2, so he can feel all of your body, his mouth and tongue on the pulse point of your neck. With Zayne, his long, dexterous fingers are where the true magic lies.

Xavier would be on the smaller side, at an acceptable and comfortable 5.5 inches, but his girth would be what makes you see stars. Your thumb won't be able to meet your fingers when you wrap a hand around him. He wouldn't taste particularly sweet, more of a literal man gravy taste from all the hotpots he consumes. Think of the protein! Not that you get much of an opportunity to go down on him, because this man lives between your legs. Always has his hands on your thighs no matter what it is you're doing, be it watching a movie, snuggling in bed to go to sleep or hoisting your legs over his shoulders while he laps you up for hours. This man is like a scuba diver and will stay down there until he's taken you to the stratosphere at least 3 times. His favourite position is either lazily spooning you from behind, panting in your ear while he slowly grinds into you, or folding you into a mating press when he feels particularly feral so he can drive as deep into you as he can get and he NEEDS your thighs within touching or biting distance of his seductive face.

Rafayel would be the most "normal" out of the bunch. A manageable 6 inches and reasonable girth, though he's more tapered, making the base of his cock thicker than the tip. He has a very prominent ridge on the underside that adds friction to where you want it the most. Being a fish and a cannibal lol, he would taste a bit funky, so probably best to keep a mint tucked into the inside of your cheek when you go down on him. He's an experimenter; finding any and all ways to see what feels best for you, but will take his time with anything you both try. Loves to watch you come undone so expect his eyes on you at all times, but his favourite position is prone bone because that magical ridge of his hits your clit just right when he's taking you from behind and he swells with pride when he knows you're about to cum, so he doesn't mind not being able to see your face when you do.

Sylus the impaler. It would be like sliding down a tube of pringles. This man is a horse at a scary 9 inches and his girth makes you look like a little hamster with stuffed cheeks when you attempt to take him in your mouth. He loves the way your back teeth scrape against his cock when you do go down on him, but will always keep a presence of mind so he doesn't accidentally thrust into your throat and cause you discomfort. He would taste quite pleasant due to all the fine dining and healthy eating and if you swipe off all his precum on your fingers then suck them like a lollypop, he's fucking gone. He likes to lay back, his hands interlocked behind his head as he watches you slowly and steadily sink down into his monster of a cock. Your expressions morphing from "holy fuck," to "oh my gods, right there" are what slays him. He's used to people trying to take from him, but for you, he gives everything willingly without question as much as you want.

Okay, so I know nothing about Sylus, sorry!

[steppingstonesuniverseguide]

Techno and Wilbur Catch 22 Power Interactions

The Techno+Wilbur combo is literally just undefeatable because Wilbur just negates Techno's power's weakness.

Like, if people knew Techno's powers, they could just... not kill him.

Wouldn't be easy because he's good at fighting, but you can imprison him and his powers just don't activate.

But then you have a problem because you went through the painstaking process of defeating Technoblade without killing him.

You put him in a prison or whatever.

But then you look at Wilbur.

What do you do? What are your options.

Leave him alone? Bitch will Astral project himself into Techno's prison. With a living body and rage he will be able to physically manifest and Technoblade is no longer a prisoner.

Try to do the same thing and capture him? Uh... same thing. You can't stop him from sleeping forever (without him dying). Same story happens and then Techno breaks him out.

Just straight up kill him? Lol, noob. There is one other way Techno can use his powers and its when someone he cares about dies. Of course if you murdered Phil or something he'd never know while stuck in the prison, but kill Wilbur? Blue dye is everywhere in the cell. Techno goes fucking nuclear. It's possible when the dust settles that you've just literally never been born.

You just can't win.

They're just absolutely impenetrable.

(Sorry, Phil you're superfluous.)

[clarz-cc-archive]

answered May 12, 2020

Q: hi!! i was the one who asked about re: hobi and age hierarchy - thank you for your answer!! i would agree with what you said about hoseok very much letting the hyung line dictate their friendship whereas he pushes around the maknaes a lot more. and ive seen those instances of hoseok being a little miffed whenever the maknaes use banmal with him (kind of endearing, i shouldn't be laughing at his anger but its kind of adorable how pouty he gets sometimes) but i would now like to ask you thoughts on hopekook! i adore hopekook to the max and can't stop talking about them. I find them to be interesting because as you've mentioned before, members have said they were super close when they debuted, they're pretty affectionate with each other and love each other a lot, but i guess when i examine their personalities and the way they seem to process things they're just pretty different?? so i'd love to hear your thoughts on them, and feel very free to just link me to any posts you've already spoken on hopekook before, im a noob with curiouscat and am not sure if there's a search function so if you'd rather me just like search myself im happy to do that too!! id hate for you to keep repeating yourself haha. i am now going to proceed to read through more of your curiouscat answers because i just love your galaxy brain, my gosh.

A: hopekook 🥺 my babies and my first otp!!! and i think you're right, i see them as being very different in terms of how they process stuff, but jungkook has said multiple times that he thinks he and hobi are very similar (like i think at one point he even said he felt like they were the same person?), so i just!! really wanna know what he means!!! i think hopekook is such a comfort ship for me because i really don't think their relationship is very fraught. they seem to understand each other very well and they share a) a lack of fluency for communicating their feelings in words as well as b) an excess of fluency in multiple other forms of non-verbal communication (dancing, cuddling, body language, playful physical touch, etc) that i think makes them really interesting to me. i think i love them so much (like, beyond the fact that they're my favorite and second-favorite members, lol, which is really probably the main reason) partly because i'm so interested in the ways people communicate and understand each other beyond the words we say to one another, and i personally feel like they're the best ship for exploring that. with hopekook i just really love how close they seem to be and how secure they seem with each other. i've said before that i think hobi is like jungkook's human security blanket and i fully stand by that, i mean he's always smelling him and he used to sleep in his bed all the time because it smelled good and good smells make him feel safe and they're always kissing each other's necks and also like choking each other at fansigns for fun (and horn) and they're so un-self-consciously affectionate and it brings me so much joy to watch them. part of what i enjoy about hopekook too is that, and this is like a SUPER speculative personal opinion here, but i think a lot of the reason they're able to communicate so well and exist in such security with one another is partly because all of their time knowing each other has been in the context of ot7 and bts, so they ARE forced to verbalize their feelings to one another, either at the weekly dorm meetings or performatively on camera for our viewing pleasure when prompted by a producer, and i think it's interesting to think abt whether any of those features of their current circumstances kind of smooth over any of the friction or misunderstanding that might otherwise arise from what I see as their different methods of processing their emotions, and how their communication might change in the absence of those things. i have more thoughts about them, i always do, but idk these are some of them! and also god thank you for calling my brain a galaxy brain you are so sweet!!! most of the time my brain feels like a swamp so it's lovely to hear 💞 also i HADN'T talked abt hopekook yet and, as i said, they are my faves (i love almost every ship and i def love every member but i'm only human and i have biases in both!!!) so thk u for giving me the chance!

[huenjin]

i'll probably post this before i sleep...like some sos lol, but anyone knows how to make a carrd? i've been meaning to make one for a while but i can't understand that site for the love of me. help much needed and much appreciated. help a noob out plis 😭

[supernomerary]

Can't sleep so I'll tell you the day I had,,

As usual I woke up later than I should, about quarter to 2pm I didn't get up until it was almost 3 then go on about my day as usual. I showered, ate lunch as I watch stupid vids on the internet lol, then pushed myself into studying by making myself busy aka putting it on live so I won't touch it and scroll and go to a different dimension thru a rabbit hole.

I studied until I finished several laboratory papers that I needed to pass and played Tetris for a bit before following them (my fam) downstairs to have dinner,,, thennn I was supposedly gonna get back on studying (completing tasks) but tinatamad rin talaga ako, scroll Scroll Lang tas ayaw rin magbukas Ng school website, apaka bagal hhaaha

Mayamaya nagyaya na si ridgey ng Tetris kala ko nagbibiro lang siya (he's a Tetris God, I'm a noob),, he even said 'soft drop lang all no hard drop' hahahaha kala ko joke pa rin I responded 'tsaka na, papalakas muna ako' then inulit niya na kaya nga soft drop lang para impaired raw siya haahhaha now I have no reason to say no other than hiya but ridgey is very patient with me and very encouraging kaya mejo gumaan naman pakiramdam ko and told him na wait wiwi lng aq HAHAHAHAHA

He then sent me a link, we play at tetr.io,,, we r friends there, he added me when he peaked at my nickname there hahahaha (another Stori?) Anyway, he said I'll start it when u say g for then I replied g hshshshs

We played first to five xD he is goddamn fast even with only soft drop and may I remind u kinakabahan ako like literal shaking hahahahaha but I'm smiling and laughing all throughout it's dumb 😆😆😆 surprise surprise I lost HAHAHAHA HE GOT 5/5 THE ROUND and it wasn't very hard for him,,, 😆😆 and me,, well I was still laughing and smiling at myself lmao, through the game I get mentally blocked and freeze, not knowing where to put the pieces and ending up with a bigstack and and the garbage keep piling up 😭😭😭

Then comes the second round,,, I think I kinda calmed down a little bit, I won the first game hahahaha then kinabahan ulit ako nagmamadali ako pero kung sansan ko nalalagay Yung pieces HAHAHAHAH he won again 😆😆

Third round,,,, nawala na Kaba ko pero mejo nabablock pa Rin talaga ako sa kaba and excitement perhaps hahahahaha but charannnn I wonnn, not by lot, at one point we have a 2-2 score hahaha. Di ko alam Kung nagpatalo lang siya pero di nmn ako ganun Ka noob hahaha A na rin Naman ranking ko (well he's S na ata, but him only using soft drop I think we r about the same range HAHAHAHAHA)

Everytime I won I got excited and chat yayyyy and he'd go AAAAAA on the chatbox, he even said ayaw niya na raw natatalo na Siya nung 2nd game ng round na yon, jokingly of course hahahaha, I find it funny hahaha 😆 by the 3rd time he yayyyyed with me 😆😆😆

Nung una dapat one game lng since dapat nga magaaral pa ko but nagyaya siya isa pa, then ako nmn nagyaya kasunod haahhahaa tas naexcite ako kaya nakadalawa pa kaming 1st to one ata hhahahaha pero he used hard drop' na non e madaya nanalo agad 😤😤

He then said after the last game na ok no more na HAHAHHAHA messenger na raw uli chat (Sabi ko ayoko Hahah, umalis rin siya agad Ng room 😆)

He asked me if I had fun,,, I answered uu,, Kasi I did Naman talagaaa so muchhh funnn

Next time raw laro ulit Kami pag na practice ko na finesse,,, told him matagal pa kasi I'll study pa and finish some shit, nakakahiya naman kako sa kanyang PL 😆😆 (I mean it 1/3)

Then I told him I had so much funnnnn

Sabi nya kahit raw ba ang lumabas e parang binully niya ako HAHAHAHA He's so cute 😆😆 I didn't feel that naman, pure joy, enjoyment and excitement ang pakiramdam ko hahahaha

And I'm writing about it now kasi I still feel so happy idk what's with me today but I am very happy hahahahha and excited and shit and I cry from being so happy it's weird hahahs

In conclusion, I had a good and fun day and a memorable night with ridgey hahahssh I'm glad Di ako tumanggi

[apotatomashedbybts]

noel, here !! i hope you had a good weekend !!

ahhh no. don't worry about not being very good at writing smut, love. if it's something you really want to work on, i believe practicing and research will make it better. personally for me, a good story is better than smut. but again that is my personal opinion. if it makes you more comfortable, i can only read the stories that don't have smut?

i can't wait to read your stories, i took a peek at 'a summer like this' so next time i say hello, hopefully i've read some of your stories by then!!

ah, yes. six month of snow 😭 it's winter this time of year for me ( i don't celebrate christmas) but i thought this event would be fun to participate in !!

i've got a couple questions for you today:

- when are you the most creative to write a story? (day time or night time?)

- other than writing are there any other hobbies you have??

I had an almost peaceful weekend lol. How about you?

I totally agree with you! A good story is better than smut! Kissing In The Moonlight was a gift to my friend and she likes smut, so I thought let's give it a try haha.

I am totally fine with you reading my Smuts bcs I would always appreciate a good feedback and advice on how to do better!

I am so grateful that you are taking time out of your busy ones to read my stories! Thank you 🥺💜

I don't celebrate Christmas either! I used to visit churches on Christmas with my friends though, when I used to live outside my hometown for studies.

I don't really get time during the day to write... So I usually write in the evening. I can't write at night as well bcs I get super duper sleepy after dinner. 😭🤣

When is your creative time?

Hobbies...🤔🤔🤔 I like to listen to songs, I draw sometimes (but I am just a noob who started watercolor recently), watching movies or series, reading story books, eating was a hobby when I used to live outside but since I am home all the time now mom doesn't let me eat the things I want ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ

Photography is a hobby too! I'll show you some of the pictures I took later!! Staring at sunrise, sunsets, night sky while saying "woah" 14 times is a hobby too!

Can sleeping be counted as a hobby? Let me sneak it in the list too!

What hobbies do you have?🌼

[cryinghole-blog]

Xav: I'll talk to you on Steam but won't join tipchat again

Chinye: whats wrong

Xav: I dunno

Xav: I'm yelling a lot

Xav: Keep on changing what I want to do

Xav: Keep on fidgeting

Xav: So I'll talk after this shower

Chinye: ok

Chinye: i hope u feel better

Chinye: is something about tipchat bothering u?

Chinye: something i said?

Xav: No, it's me

Xav: I got upset in the shower. When I'm calmed down I'll tell you

Chinye: can i help?

Xav: I just need to unload on you

Xav: Sorry in advanced

Chinye: ok

Xav: Just here's the jist

Xav: I'm lazy

Chinye: lazy?

Chinye: i dont really get that impression with you

Chinye: did you forget to do something?

Xav: okay im back on

Xav: this might take a while

Xav: because i just have a horrible feeling in my gut

Xav: but the main reason why i am in my current life circumstance is that I'm lazy

Xav: 2010, first year of high school

Xav: everything was okay besides friend

Xav: 2011

Xav: i couldn't develop a study strategy

Xav: because I didn't feel like it

Xav: and pushed away the worries by either talking to people, playing games, watching things, etc.

Xav: this manifested

Xav: i started to not ask for help

Xav: because I didn't want to

Xav: and it was so much effort

Xav: this started spilling into everything

Xav: in life

Xav: today

Xav: i didn't eat breakfast

Xav: because i didn't want to

Xav: i didn't walk peggy

Xav: because i didn't want to

Xav: didn't do washing, the dishes, clean up

Xav: didn't go outside

Xav: it goes into video games

Xav: i can have more fun in Granblue if I looked up what I should do next and grind

Xav: but I'm lazy

Xav: and don't want to put in effort

Xav: so I just whine about my current situation

Xav: i would put more effort into trying to rebuild friendships

Xav: but I'm lazy

Xav: t would require too much effort

Xav: and make me anxious

Xav: and runin mty day

Xav: so I resort to staying inside

Xav: I was in the shwower

Xav: I was too lazy to get out

Xav: i just let the water envelop me

Xav: Like a wet and slippery cocoon

Xav: I don't try to develop new hobbies

Xav: Because that requires me to fail first to improve

Chinye: you sound like me

Xav: and I don't want to do that

Xav: I am too lazy to get up

Chinye: thats exactly how i am

Xav: too lazy to get dressed

Xav: too lazy to look for a job

Xav: too lazy to seek help from free government services

Xav: too lazy to tell mum and dad my real inner problems

Xav: too lazy to even start a conversation with my surviving friends

Xav: too lazy to become alive

Xav: too lazy to defend myself

Xav: i just take each blow

Xav: too lazy to do these stretches which will stop me feeling pain

Xav: too lazy to stop any of this happening

Xav: too lazy to believe in myself

Chinye: do you have anything that motivates you

Xav: i dunno

Xav: i just wanna go to sleep

Xav: because im too lazy to figure out what to do for the rest of the day

Xav: Too lazy to even try to find someone to fuck the pain away

Xav: I'm too lazy to find out if I even like dick

Xav: I've just masturbated to some dumb doujins online

Xav: had one boyfriend

Xav: who hadn't even transitioned yt

Xav: and i label myself as bi/pan

Xav: too lazy to get to the root of the problem

Xav: too lazy to get better at video games

Xav: doesn't that just make your skin crawl?

Xav: i want to do all these things

Xav: but this little thing in my head just makes me this walking zombie

Chinye: it doesnt really make it crawl but it makes me lock up a bit

Chinye: because i have exactly the same problem

Chinye: no motivation to do anything

Chinye: too lazy to fix my problems

Xav: i can feel my energy leak out

Chinye: I dont know what to say about it

Xav: all the positivity

Chinye: cause like im exactly the same

Xav: i want to cut off my limbs

Chinye: I wish there was a magic fix

Chinye: :(

Xav: and im too lazy to stop talking and think about your feelings

Chinye: you dont need to stop

Xav: i just keep on going

Xav: and impede negativity onto you

Chinye: negativity doesn't bother me

Chinye: I can handle it

Xav: even though i know how you feel because i've been in your spot so many times

Chinye: I just am thinking about it

Chinye: I dont know how to solve problems i have myself

Chinye: its good to know im not alone though

Xav: i'm too lazy to tell people what they say makes me feel horrible but i bottle it up and struggle to help them but all i can do is hit these plastic objects

Chinye: I thought other people just had motivation to do things

Chinye: and that things were just harder for me

Xav: which then sends an impulse to wiring then goes through all of these devices

Xav: to someone else

Chinye: Do i make you feel bad?

Chinye: with anything i say?

Chinye: I can stop dumping emotional stuff on you

Xav: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mWotngJBcc

Xav: i can't stop talking to you though

Xav: because then you will have to talk to someone else

Xav: and gothrough the same process

Chinye: I can keep it in

Chinye: and deal with it myself

Chinye: like should've done in the first place

Xav: you;'ll hurt yourself in the

Xav: process

Chinye: i'm sorry i've been dumping stuff on you

Chinye: I wont anymore

Xav: no

Chinye: thanks for all the help so far though

Xav: i want to be strong

Xav: i want to be strong for you

Xav: but i'm just so squishy

Xav: and take everything to heart

Chinye: i told you before

Chinye: i can handle it myself

Xav: i dont want you to be in pain

Chinye: i just got weak

Chinye: and let it fall on someone else

Chinye: dont worry about it anymore

Xav: i failed

Chinye: how?

Chinye: we're still gonna hang out

Chinye: and talk

Chinye: just not about sad stuff

Chinye: unless you need help

Chinye: maybe it'd be good to get some sleep though

Chinye: you said you were tired

Chinye: and i dont want you ot be upset

Xav: i donm't know

Xav: do we even have anything else to talk about?

Chinye: ofc we do

Chinye: are u joking

Chinye: i think were really good friend

Chinye: s

Chinye: we can talk about games

Chinye: and shows

Chinye: and things going on in discord

Xav: every day i just feel weaker and weaker

Xav: yesterday was fine

Xav: i don';t know why

Xav: everything felt different

Xav: but just

Xav: thinking of anything

Chinye: its my fault

Xav: makes me collapse

Chinye: you have been dealing with other peoples problems

Xav: no

Chinye: in addition to your own

Chinye: ofc its gonna be hard

Xav: please no

Chinye: ???

Xav: i don't wnat it ot be like this

Chinye: what to be like what

Chinye: im confused sorry

Xav: i dunno

Chinye: oh ok well

Chinye: if you wanna play games

Chinye: or anything

Chinye: let me know

Chinye: get some rest tho

Chinye: noob

Xav: i want to be stronger for you

Xav: for everyone

Chinye: then get there

Chinye: prepare yourself

Chinye: but that doesnt mean you gotta deal with everything at once

Xav: i want this feeling in my chest to go away

Chinye: sleep

Xav: it's 4:30 pm

Chinye: its the best way to get rid of feeling like that

Xav: it will ruin my day

Chinye: listen to music?

Chinye: im not sure

Xav: none of my music is particularly good at making me feel better

Chinye: you could finish koboyashi

Xav: i watch it with friends

Chinye: watch an anime from my list

Chinye: anything 8 and above is good

Xav: im too lazy to do anything new

Chinye: have you seen no.6?

Chinye: its shonnen ai

Chinye: but its really lite

Chinye: and good

Chinye: im thinking about going to sleep

Chinye: im really tired

Chinye: despite sleeping a bunch

Xav: okay

Chinye: not sure yet

Xav: dont ruin your sleep schedule this weekend

Xav: i want you to go to work on monday

Chinye: thanks dad

Chinye: :P

Xav: sorry, just can't think of anything funny atm

Chinye: lol you dont have to

Chinye: go eat a sanger

Chinye: or whatever u called them

Xav: i just feel frail and stale

Chinye: stale?

Chinye: you are a really nice person

Chinye: and i really think you brighten people around you

Chinye: a mood booster

Xav: it;s not enough

Chinye: its some though

Chinye: better than being someone who brings others down

Chinye: if everyone was like that

Chinye: things would be great

Xav: i;m going to be a pig and order food now

Chinye: wish i did that

Chinye: the sub i had when i woke up was gross

Chinye: lol

Xav: hoping mum won't look at the credit card bill

Xav: she was suggesting i make something for myself

Xav: but im just so weak

Xav: i didn't even make that sandwich i said i was going to make

Chinye: want me to paypal u money

Xav: no

Chinye: so u can order food

Chinye: and u just pay me back somehow

Xav: somehow will be in 2 years

Xav: maybe more

Chinye: it doesnt have to be with money n

Chinye: nerd

Xav: i've given you all i have

Chinye: what would food even cost

Chinye: like $20?

Xav: this place's minimum order is $20

Xav: the HSP was 13.50

Chinye: just let me know if u want me to

Chinye: and i'll paypal u it

Xav: i got a milkshake but it was shit

Chinye: you dont even have to give back

Xav: i can't let you do that

Chinye: i dont want you to get yelled at

Xav: Mum doesn't yell

Chinye: sorry

Chinye: shamed at

Xav: i can deal with it

Chinye: you dont have to if u let me help

Chinye: but ok

Chinye: its up to you

Xav: i just can't sorry

Chinye: ok...