#none of the test subjects have acclimated. don't tell the funding committee
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There actually is unlimited free energy but it's not ethically harnessable because there's no way to hook up someone's stomach after they send a text to a beautiful woman and are waiting for a reply
The flips and turns done by the stomach during this time could power a small home but human subjects theoretically become acclimated to the waiting process or die from over-exposure, that's why we haven't seen widespread adoption of this technology yet
#none of the test subjects have acclimated. don't tell the funding committee#fortunately we have basically infinite access to test subjects who want to text beautiful woman#because we're running at a top university#might get in trouble if the comp sci and physics professors start taking attendance in their undergrad classes#but we've been running 10 years so far and haven't had issues
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