#non canon compliant but I don't care bc this sparks joy

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Shippy Christmas Prompts/Headcanons

Nefarian actually likes Christmas once he learns about the modern version of it. Presents, food and alcohol? Hell yeah to that.

Unfortunately, he couldn’t convince anyone to give him presents, but Mevolent allowed him to introduce the mistletoe tradition since it isn’t inherently Christian but a cross-cultural thing and it would stop Nef’s whining plus Mev likes the idea of getting to steal a few kisses from Nef-

Nef totally placed the mistletoes strategically where he knew Mev and Baron walk by a lot.

Meanwhile twin!Vile was strategically avoiding the mistletoes.

Bonus: Imagine Nef hunting down twin!Vile using an fishing rod to dangle the mistletoes above him :3c

Nef is totally the kind of person to love roleplay in the bedroom (he gets bored easily and likes to keep things interesting) and he talked Baron into dressing up as a sexy Santa for Christmas. The only reason Baron agreed is bc of how cute Nef looked in his naughty elf costume. Baron be like ‘Forgive me, my dark Lords, for I am about to sin. A lot.’ before getting pulled to bed by Nef -<3

Nef managed to talk twin!Vile into a Krampus-and-naughty-kid roleplay, but it wasn’t as frisky as Nef had hoped it would be. Vile lead him on before leaving him tied up, gagged and locked in a basked until Mev found Nef and claimed Vile’s price as his own ;P

Bonus: Imagine Nef managing to struggle enough to tip over the basked and ends up rolling right in front of Mev’s feet who is looking at him with a raised brow and an amused smile ‘My, my, what do we have here?’. Mev throws the tied up little thing over his shoulder like a piece of meat and away they go~

ModernAU: Nef managed to drag Baron on a Christmas Market with him. All those beautiful lights, good (tho expensive) food and hot drinks; even Baron has to admit it was an enjoyable experience despite that dreadful Christmas music playing in the background. Yet the best thing about the experience was how happy Nef looked. It is a rare sight to see Nef genuinely happy and it made Baron fall in love him him all over again, even if Nef did get a little tipsy from all that mulled wine.