#noia isn't As aimbot but 1) a menace on guardian and 2) the calmest aimer to exist perhaps | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

wizardnuke · 1 day ago

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can't and won't claim just yet but shopifys undefeated reign of Best "Girl" Valorant Players (NOT "'ing because of flor but because of sarah) may have come to an end w flor going on a main tier 1 team. which is okay because things change and flor going on a main team is actually historic. first trans woman picked up by any mainstream esports team ever. and she's so fucking good that other pros watch her and just start screaming incoherently how the fuck is she doing that. but i will forever be cheering shopify as long as the other four girlies r on it. sarah and noia are both neck and neck with flor on aimbot level they just don't play duelist. if they lose to g2 next year im gonna kill myself.

#was NOT just flor pulling them to the finish line like some people argued and they were arguing that out of bioessentualism. sarah is #also uniquely insane at the game. i think they played sova for every single map. hilarious choice. they ran sunset and pearl on sova #instead of gecko and fade they said fuck meta our enby is scary good at one (1) character and they will get to fucking play him #they got a 4k on an ult that shit made me nauseous w jealousy <- guy who aced on the ult at the same exact spot #but in a bot lobby that surrendered at 10-0 instead of like.. tier 1 pro play ult where they only didn't ace cause enemies had a lurk #i love valorant. funny game.#also sarah is also aimbot.#noia isn't As aimbot but 1) a menace on guardian and 2) the calmest aimer to exist perhaps #she made an ace look sooo fucking easy she hit 4 w 5 bullets and then immediately 180'ed to one-tap the last. my goat.#noia streams regularly but she is SOOOO ragey. she's so ragey. she Will end stream on a moments notice #let's be fair mel and alexis are also obviously pros at aim but. hold on im going into the memory palace. mel is controller. alexis is #secondary initiator/senti i believe. breach and deadlock menace #the whole team is good and have amazing synergy it's just that flor doesn't miss her shots and plays characters that take fights first #sarah is almost 100% switching onto duelist #which gives me hope. they are so good.

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