#nobody knows i'm tojiscrack

[tojiscrack]

liar liar is STRESSING ME OUT (lighthearted) the anticipation is really killing me, i dont think i have ever consumed any media ever where i am so lost on what is gonna happen next. i feel like im blindfolded and im only given certain information at a time, the foreshadowing is both brilliant and gonna make me go “omg i am so dumb” once i see it 😭 you truly are a magnificent writer🤞

ALSO LFMAO THIS MIGHT BE A WEIRD QUESTION but ur user “tojiscrack”, is it meant to be in like “tojis crack (as in the drug)” or “tojis crack” (as in tojis asscrack) like i have been pondering this 🤔💭

excuse the dryness of this response, i'm on my laptop so no emojis :/

'kay, ANYWAYS, you need to stop stressing out, like i'll TELL you when it's time to stress. you won't have to start stressing for another... six or seven chapters (i believe?). let me check my notes actually waittt

okay i lied, u guys have more time. you can stress in TEN chapters, not six LMAOO. so really, u should be happy. in between then is a shit ton of filler and a small bit of plot. like we're building up is all. if anything, you should be a tiny bit concerned during them, but not STRESSED or WORRIED. you'll see what i mean lmao.

just remember that this story is gonna be the slowest burn you'll ever read. you won't find books in real life that can combat how slow it's gonna burn (for good reason tho, so be patient lol)

'you are truly a magnificent writer' -- stop i'm blushing. (pretend there are a shit ton of emojis here to clear out the dryness, it's like a desert over here). you won't feel stupid with the foreshadowing. sure you'll think 'omg it's right there', but i wouldn't blame you 'cause i did hide some of it, and then reveal some of it too so... yeah lmao, you're good!

YOU'RE RIGHT, WHAT A WEIRD QUESTION KKJDHAKSJSKDJ

so basically, during april of this year (i believe?) i put a poll up where ppl could pick if the user should be 'tojisbum' or 'tojiscrack'. they picked bum but i didn't like that :/ so i picked crack. crack = his buttcrack, NAWT drugs because we don't do drugs around here (i've never even seen or touched a vape in my life, i don't party, idek the different drug names, u get the gist lmao).