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I hate "it's not trying to be accurate!" arguments for historical fiction or historically-inspired fantasy clothing choices that just. don't make sense logistically
why is that girl in Br*dgerton tightlacing her stays? what is she reducing- her upper ribcage? not only can you not tightlace in those (hand-bound eyelets can't usually take that strain, in my experience), but there's no reason to because your waistline is under your boobs. and unlike most of the series, they actually commit to the empire waistline for the court presentation gowns. small waists don't matter when NOBODY IS SEEING YOUR WAIST
why no chemise, in so many productions? fantasy/lack of concern for accuracy can't make things not chafe. chafing is not a matter of accuracy; it's a physical reality. did a wizard give everybody in the kingdom Anti-Chafing Spells?
just because you don't WANT a linen underlayer beneath a medieval tunic doesn't mean sweat won't get to outer garments and damage them- or make them need laundering, which weakens the fibers -at a time when all clothing is handmade, custom-fitted, and created from hand-woven fabrics and thus a HUGE investment
you're not just throwing accuracy to the winds as a design choice; you're ignoring How Textiles And Bodies And the Realities of Your Technology Level's Fabric and Laundering Capabilities Work
#historical fiction#fantasy#clothing history#people cannot treat their garments like modern polyester fast fashion pieces if they're NOT#if NONE OF THOSE THINGS EXIST IN YOUR SETTING#who is MAKING IT who is DOING THE LAUNDRY why has NOBODY DEVELOPED A WAY TO AVOID DISCOMFORT#IF CERTAIN EVERYDAY GARMENTS COULD POTENTIALLY CAUSE IT#(that one is still about Br*dgerton and also The Al*enist)#(Oh If Only Women Didn't Have To Be Chafed By This Garment They Basically All Wear! well. um. bud I have a huge surprise for you)#(called 'they thought of that long before they started wearing them in that form')
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NAMOR MCKENZIE "Black Panther: Wakanda Forever" Skin Marvel Rivals (2024)
#marvel rivals#namor#namor mckenzie#namor the sub mariner#marvelrivalsedit#gamingedit#dailygaming#videogamemen#usermichi#userdylan#usermack#userkei#usercortana#usertravelllar#userliliana#*#nobody should be surprised this set was coming
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What might have been~
#my art#arcane#silco#vander#zaundads#arcane spoilers#so I finally got around to watching arcane HUH#YEAH.#surprising absolutely nobody I am 100% on board with the problematic old man yaoi#this was more of a study to kinda get the feel for what they look like#might poke at this again later#we'll see#vanco
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this is all i got.. *sniffles*
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#finally sharing some meshi doodles. all gayshit. nobody is surprised#artz#dungeon meshi#labru#farcille
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Which one do you want it to be, Wade?
#it's both wade#logan means both#nobody around them is surprised at their antics anymore#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool 3#wade wilson#james logan howlett#laura kinney#poolverine#deadclaws#old man yaoi#imagine your otp#otp prompts#writing promt#marvel memes#mcu avengers edits#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#dafne keen#mischievous thunder
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It's Ryutaro Naruhodou's arrival and departure today~
A Technical Happy Birthday to the gallant rural boy 💜
#dgs#tgaa#ace attorney#susato mikotoba#the great ace attorney#dai gyakuten saiban#ryutaro naruhodo#surprised to see nobody celebrate his birthday#since he's one of those characters who does technically have an official bday aklfjasg#both was born and died today- that's so metal tho
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street walkin cheetahs
#art#digital art#crossover#nobody is surprised#mcr#my chemical romance#fob#fall out boy#gerard way#patrick stump#bandom
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how can i know a word without having ever heard it? how can it beat in my chest so powerfully without knowing what it means? say the word diana–say it, and know what you are. amazon.
#userthona#tuserbarry#dcmultiverse#dcladies#comicedit#dcedit#absolute wonder woman#wonder woman#diana prince#diana of themyscira#diana of hell#**#*mine: graphic#*mine: detective comics#art by sozomaika & elizabeth torque & jahnoy lindsay & christian ward & luciano vecchio & ramon villalobos & jeff spokes#Hello she's so cool....#Rare Brieuc following a DC comic nobody move#I was never into KT comics before so this being so peak was such a pleasant surprise. ANYWAY Demon Girl filled with hope Ily
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The Penguin (2024) I 1.01 After Hours
#the penguin#colin farrell#byaurore#usersugar#tuserrachel#userallisyn#tuserpris#nessa007#dcedit#thepenguinedit#userelio#usereena#userpayel#usersavana#usersaoirse#userines#useranimusvox#useriselin#userzo#userzaynab#jokerous#userzil#usermorgan#userquel#userreh#userrlaura#userkam#stop this is so funny dejbneazjncjez#once again nobody cares but i was expecting nothing and i was really surprised!!!!#victor is literally the meme girl who's gonna be okay :')
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SO excited for this year. Cannot WAIT
#Art Fight#Art Fight 2023#Artfight#Artfight 2023#Shima speaks#I tried checking the site for the theme reveal and TO NOBODY'S SURPRISE#IT'S DOWN. LMAO#I did find out the teams tho 👀#So yeah uh GO TEAM VAMP 🎉
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Saltburn: text post meme 🦌🔪🏰🍷🪽👑
PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3
#SURPRISE SURPRISE….. the part three nobody asked for! happy holidays and happy saltburn on prime soon#text post meme#saltburn#oliver quick#felix catton#farleigh start#elspeth catton#archie madekwe#jacob elordi#film#barry keoghan#rosamund pike#shitpost#really need it to come out on prime already cause I’m running out of screencaps lmao
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my worst quality is that in 4th grade I was really extremely super into Warrior Cats, as in i was one of those kids roleplaying warrior cats on the playground during recess. and i thought it would be really funny to train myself to hiss at people as a startle reflect. unfortunately i did that to myself during some core developmental years and now it's locked into my brain as an actual startle reflex and now, over a decade later, i still hiss at people when being startled. this stays between you, me, my 4k followers, and the internet at large. nobody is allowed to tell my 4th grade best friend that i did this to myself or she'll make fun of me
#mads posts#i was also autistic (pause for the gasps of surprise because this is surprising) so i didn't know how like. body language worked#and i was again obsessed with warrior cats during my developmental years#on an unrelated note i can wiggle my ears#and on a completely unrelated nother note i emote with my ears as part of Big Emotions#which is. objectively insane because it is not part of the human repertoire of facial expressions so nobody knows what to do about it#anyways
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I’ll cause you to accidentally make a typo on a post where you mention bad writing causing people to accuse you of being 13
#surprising nobody I do not proofread my funny internet threats#also if I were 13 we’d have a major problem because I’ve had this blog for like 6 years#FUCK IT HAPPENED TO THIS POST#TYPO GOT AUTOCORRECTED
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Reading flatland and obviously Bill’s home dimension and flatland aren’t exactly the same, but like. Since we don’t know which parts are different I’m just thinking. This is really unorganized and all over the place and probably doesn’t make any sense but
In flatland, it takes a LOT of planning for an equilateral triangle to be born. I’m talking like generations of interbreeding and methods for the fathering isosceles to get as close to equilateral as possible. It’s a huge deal. When an equilateral is created, it’s celebrated by pretty much everyone (for a miriad of different reasons but I won’t get into that). And being “irregular” in any respect is one of the worst things you can be. If you don’t “fix” your irregularity enough, you’re executed.
So imagine Bill’s family working their triangular asses off to have an equilateral kid, to give him a better life, and when they finally do it, he’s got that eye. From what we’ve seen of his parents, they seem to have taken care of him as best they could, but again, it’s been a whole ordeal just to have him, involving the whole community and family, and he came out wrong.
I imagine that’s probably why his parents took him to see the doctor and drink the “juice” that messed with his vision. They thought they were doing what was best for him. They didn’t blame him for his eye, didn’t hate him for it, but they felt the need to fix him, either to please their families or even just bring him to their own standards. The idea of irregularity being wrong is seen as natural and obvious, so they wouldn’t find an issue with trying to change him.
Another thing about flatland is that the mention of any third dimension or any idea close to that is pretty much criminal. (Spoilers i guess) The narrator of the story, a square who saw the third dimension for himself, is eventually locked away for talking about it.
So Bill was supposed to be a sort of miracle baby, I guess is the best way to put it. And when he came out just slightly but irreparably wrong, it was devastating. And then he starts spouting about 3D and the stars and he just wants people to understand, to see that it’s not dangerous, that it’s beautiful. But his parents don’t want him to get imprisoned or worse, so they try to keep him quiet. They give him his juice and his silly straws and wave away any ideas about the third dimension.
Bill was born a disappointment, one of the lowest life forms imaginable, and the only way he was gonna get anywhere in life was by losing his stars forever. He was told that the thing right in front of him wasn’t real, that he should stop talking about it, that he could get in trouble. So he had to show everyone that he was right. He would be a hero! He would be the kid who finally discovered where the light came from, something no scientist had ever gotten close to figuring out!
But in the end his parents were right. It was too dangerous. God bill tragic backstory is so ougrhhhhj grabs alex hirsch by the shoulders and shakes him
#another rant post which surprises nobody#tbob#the book of bill#bill cipher#gravity falls#baby bill cipher#thisisnotawebsitedotcom#the book of bill spoilers#sort of??#la la la la la#flatland#I guess#evil triangle you’re doing things to me
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traditional family how god wanted it to be
#t4t and a communist bill as a pet#eltingville#the eltingville club#welcome to eltingville#jerry stokes#bill dickey#mandi#surprised nobody did this before
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