#no. not dead. just lazy.
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There’s a new drug in Gotham making the rounds, one synthesized by Two-Face’s people; if you take it you will have a 50/50 chance that you’ll experience the greatest high of your life or that you’ll die.
Batman is desperately trying to find the main lab and cut off the production from the source and hasn’t been able to find a lead in weeks.
That’s when Gordon gives him a file that was given to him by a “white haired ghost kid”. It’s a detailed report written similarly to a scientific journal with detailed sources that are mainly first hand accounts from deceased victims of the Two-Face drug.
At the very end of the paper there’s an address to a Gotham University dorm room with a sticky note next to it that says “if you need help with death or the undead. Yours truly; Danny Fenton.”
#guys look at the tags I’m too lazy to add it to the main post#my thoughts as to why Danny hated English is because he’s helped write so many scientific papers for his parents the writing style#is ingrained into his day to day writing. this time tho he was trying to be professional for The Batman#he doesn’t want to step on Batman’s territory but since he now lives in Gotham might as well give the main powerhouse a#‘high just letting you know I’m in your city now’ gift#he doesn’t even try to hide his identity because he knows that Batman will find it eventually.#might as well help and fulfill his obsession as a consultant to the Bats#Batman now asks Danny to help with communing with the dead to help solve cases#dpxdc#danny phantom#dp x dc#bones prompts#bones writes in the tags
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"smaller mass" you say
#she was punted first. the implications of nori still being in the pit when uzi comes down later#long post#i think. does it count if theres a lot of images and they are long#too lazy to draw 4 more lazy backgrounds so just pretend they're falling#or a second cyn. im losing my touch#struggled so hard to draw her.stupid people proportions kinda#go read ad astra per aspera its so good im munching#no like genuinely i love it so much its what got me thinking about this post#not dead just too busy reading ao3 twenty four seven to actually draw anything#art#murder drones#murder drones nori#murder drones cori#i think cori is a really funny name#murder drones cyn#murder drones flesha#cw blood and gore#thanks tumblr user digitalcatastrophes#if only i knew how to animate. not trying my old method again
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"surprisingly way stronger than he looks"
#this is stupid#ik he was too panicked at that time but MAN what will he'd do to realize he has more power😭#also i could be referencing at the chase and “why his ear still intact” I GOT LAZY OKAU#leaveme alone:(#(pls dont)#dead plate#dead plate shitpost#fanart#quote based on a rody fact ALSO can you imagine how fucking strong he would be#like just from his looks you can tell he can lift like 3 people like WYM WAY STRONGER?!??!#i will shut up
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once an item, this conversation is nightly
#bee scribbles#dead boy detectives#this is just a lazy copy-paste because the idea wouldn't stop nagging at me after the other comic i made in the same vein
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Damian's new classmate was what most people would deem as strange, Damian however could not see him as anything other than suspicious. Daniel Knight had joined in the midst of the school year, claiming to have moved here with his father Fredric Knight (first area of suspicion, a parent willingly moving both them and their child to Gotham) for a new start following his fathers divorce. The boy was reclusive when not spoken to directly, however he would not stop talking when a topic of his interest would come up. After searching further into his past (as he does with all his classmates) Damian found a relatively normal past, the only outstanding things being a noticeable drop in grades at the beginnings of freshman year relating to an undisclosed accident resulting in lichtenberg scarring starting from Daniels palm, and presumably up his arm being hidden by his sleeve. Apparently this accident left Daniel with irregular tremors and, every once in a blue moon, seizures. Damian had thought about taking this suspicious blockage of information to Tim or the Bat Computer to be bypassed, however the idea of sharing Daniel this cases existence with the rest of his family for some unexplained reason bothered him greatly, so Damian has come to the decision to figure out Knight’s true intentions on his own.
Meanwhile Danny’s just trying to live his new, semi-normal life in peace. After a reveal gone wrong results in some good old vivisection, Jazz Sam and Tucker recruit the help of Clockwork to find Danny a new home, where he can heal from both the physical and mental wounds. Clockwork ends up dumping Danny into the DC universe alongside Fright Knight, who was insistent on going with him, feeling responsible in helping to protect his young prince now since he feels he failed the first time. So with a bit of spacetime razzle dazzle, Tucker messing with stuff he probably shouldn't have messed with and a very tearful goodbye with promises to check in every day, Danny goes off to start his new life as Daniel Knight. It was going ok so far, he took half the year to himself, focusing on healing. Also so Frighty could adjust to the whole pretending to be human thing. Danny doesn't have any friends yet, and to be honest hasn't made the effort to make any (Jazz would be disappointed if she knew that), but there's this one boy in Danny's class who might be even weirder than him. Danny can feel Damian's eyes on him, knows how he follows him around without a sound (Danny really shouldn't be able to tell, he only knows because he isn't fully human(and in a weird way, Danny thinks that's kinda cool)), and whenever they do make eye contact Danny can see and feel the boy fluster and shy away.
Maybe he just needs a friend too.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc prompt#danny came up with the name fredric for fright knight#definitely not because that was the first name that came to the author's head#and they were to lazy to come up with anything else#dead serious#damian wayne x danny fenton#dead serious ship#there isnt enough of them#in my humble opinion#they're the whole reason this prompt exist#danny sensing damian literally spying on him: oh he just needs a friend like i do :)#damian realising this: im afrid theres been an error in my judgement#damians down bad nut denys it#like bitch wdym you dont wanna share 🤨#kinda gay#i say as if im not the one who wrote this#first dp x dc prompt after ive been lurking in the fandom for like#at least half a year now#hope you like 🙏🏼
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Dpxdc AU: consultant groups can be used to outsource problems for companies so why not monarchies?
Danny is listening to the various eyeballs and ghosts chatter on about all the issues that he now has to oversee and advise and make so many freaking decisions on. It’s annoying that it all has to come down to his call because he was a dumb 14 year old who didn’t want his town to permanently live in the ghost zone.
Now 17, King of the Infinite, and a bit wiser to the world, Danny is doing his best to balance his teenage ambitions to not give a shit and his protective obsession to very much give a shit.
Sams parents are making her learn the family business and Tucker is trying to make this internship he’s got with a fancy tech company out of New Jersey into a career without college… so while they’re commiserating with Danny the idea comes up.
Earth has a shit ton of heroes. Like, ever since the Justice League *poofed* the GIW out of existence with the Meta human acts- more and more caped crusaders seemed to be coming out of the wood work. More villains too but still, more people who seemed wise to their abilities and morals. Danny has literally never taken an ethics class.
But rn, Eye-mothy and Eye-Bert are arguing over how Danny as King Phantom is supposed to tackle the problem of some fucking pool acting as a weird trade route with a cult and… ugh it’s just so boring but like also such a fucking problem. But… maybe it can be someone else’s issue.
Opening a portal, Danny escapes into space and gets to work finding the base of operations- Tucker had told him there was a new satellite after all and there’s no way it wasn’t connected to the hero orgs- and boom he flies into the Watchtower.
“Hey- are any of you guys willing to consult on some weird pools of ectoplasm in Pakistan? Green and glowing little lakes of bullshit and magic?” Danny asks into the meeting room of the JL regardless of their startled and alarmed exclamations.
“… I could consult on that.” A voice comes from the corner, and Danny recognizes him as one of the bat people. Or bird? The guy is in a lot of red and clearly wasn’t supposed to be in this meeting based on the way he’s propped in the corner. The room erupts in protest but Danny barely hears them through his excitement and focus on the dude.
“Great! I’ll have him back before the end of the day! Lets go Bird boy!” And with that, Danny grabbed the Bird, chucked them both through a portal back into his thrown room and begins to explain the way these eyeballs are totally trying to trap him into doing more work than he needs to do.
“What do I call you by the way? I’m Danny but you’ll probably hear them call me King Phantom.”
“I go by Red Robin, and honestly, I’ve been trying to get this shit taken care of for years.”
From there Tim becomes a regular consultant for King Phantom- the Bat Family is losing their minds with him constantly going to the land of the dead but also Constantine said not to piss off the king at all costs.
Danny is just thrilled that this dude has a shit ton of insight as well as business sense- like he could legit run the monarchy way better than him despite the fact that they’re the same age.
They end up working together for years, and even when there’s not an active issue at hand, Danny will meet up with the bird just to talk.
Sam and Tucker think they’re hilarious each time they ask if Danny’s proposed yet.
Tim has already planned their wedding but all of that information is in a folder more secured than the nuclear codes- Danny needs to ask him on a date first.
#dcxdp#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#danny phantom#Tim drake#dead tired#dc crossover#dp crossover#ehehehehe#also him just grabbing any random hero to help on any issue their power set might help to advise#danny outsourcing his issues is my favorite headcanon#boy wants to be helpful but also like is begging to just have one lazy Sunday#Tim drake is like ‘why would I not help run a monarchy in my spare time from running a Fortune 500 company and being a vigilante?’#tim drake is a menace#he’s what the eyeballs have nightmares about and they didn’t even think they could have nightmares
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College au! kamijirou first date
#what cuties#sero took the pic of denki leaving#and denkis moms wanted to see the girl he’s been yapping about#bnha#bnha fanart#digital art#digital drawing#mha#procreate#denki kaminari#jirou kyouka#kamijirou#collage au#days doodles#i was on vacation sorry for being inactive#also the flowers aren’t dead I’m just too lazy to actually color
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trying to keep my arthurmorgantchi happy, clean, and well-fed :')
#but i fear i only feed him saloon food and snacks (when i remember to feed him)... 😭#i dont mean to be lazy....... im just really bad at hunting and fishing.......#but i need to get better at them.. for him....#my art#personal#digital art#fanart#red dead redemption#red dead redemption 2#rdr2#rdr2 fanart#arthur morgan#john marston#tamagotchi
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Clone High got WHAT??
#I'm not dead I've just been either busy or lazy asf#nessiebessie#clone high#I KNEW IT GOT CANCELLED MONTHS AGO BUT IM STILL DEVASTATED
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someone please help me I cannot stop mAKING THESE
#the elongated rody is making me piss myself for some reason#hes just so#long#yknow#dead plate#elevator hitch#married in red#cold front#eloquent countenance#rot in paradise#too lazy to tag character names tbh#studio investigrave#racheldrawsthis#knata#knata stuffs
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《Charthur》- Red Dead Redemption 2
#I might have a problem#but it's so much fun taking photos and just enjoying a somewhat peaceful time in camp when you're not getting yelled at for being lazy and#not earning enough money after putting hundreds into the box just moments before DUTCH!!!!#anyway#I love these two♡#so wholesome ;; *cries and reopens AO3*#red dead redemption arthur#red dead redemption two#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption#arthur#arthur morgan#charles#charles smith#charthur#charles/arthur#charlesxarthur
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Smth smth endless cycle of war for a purpose that exceeds your understanding smth smth
#assassin’s creed#shay cormac#arno dorian#shay patrick cormac#arno victor dorian#ac unity#ac rogue#ac fanart#I actually meant to post this in the morning#but. I got caught up in an application and now I feel dead LMFAO#if I wasn’t lazy I’d draw the same POV but if Arno doing it to another kid who would be implied to turn into a Templar#idk if it comes across but I was trying to depict just like. a potential fleeting second where they cross paths as Shay is walking out#neither even thought anything of it#I wanted to show not necessarily regret or guilt on Shay just. realization. somber realization of the effect#and the reality of the Templar assassin war that’s like futile#I’ve also never drawn Shay before (I’ve colored him not drawn him)#so that was neat too#anyways hope you guys enjoy!!#art#my art
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I made this like two weeks ago as a joke its rlly low effort sorry
#art#my art#sorry no rochelle shirt pattern#or francis tattoos#im lazy#l4d2#left 4 dead 2#left 4 dead#do u all fw the butch francis hc i liuterally just call francis by she/her now its not even a joke anymore#francis looks so damn innacurate.. sorry i did him dirty maybe ill draw him to make up for it .. hes my fav
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Gettin back into the drawing groove with dialogue redraws and goofy red dead oc/canon interactions
#every time I draw Kieran I stare longingly at my iPad#I’ll talk about Xavier soon I promise I’m just nervous/lazy#rdr2#red dead redemption 2#red dead redemption two#kieran duffy#rdr2 kieran#red dead redemption community#red dead fandom#red dead redemption oc#rdr2 artwork#rdr2 oc#Xavier Holden
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a good animated show must have at least 4 of the following:
- gay
- existentialism/nihilism
- morally grey lead characters
- horrendously depressing themes/messages
- psychedelic weird shit that highlights the absurdity of life
i don’t make the rules (i do make the rules pls recommend me shows—i’ll put the ones i’ve watched in the tags, feel free to add any you think of)
#bojack horseman#rick and morty#the midnight gospel#carol and the end of the world#fiona and cake#hazbin hotel#harley quinn#helluva boss#dead end paranormal park#bee and puppycat lazy in space#tuca and bertie#i’ve watched south park but i very much don’t need recomendations based on that specifically lmao#watched that shit for the cultural impact + the 1 in 100 times it makes a good point + tweek and craig lmao#also bc bom (musical) is a spin of mine so i was like welp rules of spin say you have to consume all media related to it no matter what#put it down was a good fucking episode though and for no reason like it just goes so hard#i relate to the pc babies and josh the marxist amazon package#yeet my deet#i want existential crisis shows#bojack horseman is my favourite show ever like it perfected every genre even the ones it isn’t in lol
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