#no thoughts just dyke brain on autopilot. im so glad i wasn't drunk too or else we would've most likely made out in my parents living room | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

diningpageantry · 9 months

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what's a NYE party without a scientologist telling you drunkly about traditional womanhood and how women aren't really "lesbians or dykes" before she sits on your lap twice and your get so horny your brain whites out

#I'm sitting there with a mullet literally wearing my jean jacket that says 'encourage lesbianism' on the back #she's like a decade older than me and she's a dancer so she has a fat ass so i was sitting there like UH. HAHHA. HA.#no thoughts just dyke brain on autopilot. im so glad i wasn't drunk too or else we would've most likely made out in my parents living room #the context to this post is somehow crazier than you'd expect tbh

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