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[littlcdarlin]

need joel to call me from the grocery store cause he didn’t find something on the shopping list I gave him

[1d1195]

sam you are the sweetest person in the world actually, thank you so much🫶

STEAL MY GIRL MUSIC VIDEO IS SUCH A NICHE THING I FEEL LIKE ITS ALMOST AN INSIDE JOKE it’s sooooo funny every time i watch it i’m just laughing SO REAL WITH LOUIS AND THE CHIMP i remember watching it for the first time and seeing harry in the fucking trench coat and genuinely getting worried like “hmmm it’s too hot for that, hope he’s okay😕” BABHSHAHAHAHAHA zayn and the sumo wrestlers ALWAYS gets me

IM ACTUALLY LAUGHING SOOOO HARD AT THE "SAMANTHA -🎶" YOU GET ME😭😭 i think i read all dolcezza like the same week you posted the last part, and it’s a good thing i did cause ooooo girl….😮‍💨😮‍💨you woulda drove me crazy

I THINK I SAID THIS ONCE BUT IM NOT SURE AND IF I DID IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO BUTTTT THE SERIES THAT BROUGHT ME TO YOUR PAGE WAS ACTUALLY MADE TO BE🥹🥹🥹🥹 and i came from PART 1 !!!!! (ironic considering my aversion to waiting lol) i tuned in every week to read the new part and back then you were updating on sundays and i stg i would get soooo giddy (i was in SHAMBLESSS between chapters having to wait a week😭) and yea…after that series ive been stuck here like a leech LMAO

on the topic of waiting on chapters i started traditional like right after you’d posted the second to last chapter and O.M.G. AHAHAHAH ITS SO FUNNY LOOKING BACK BUT I WAS ACTUALLY GLUEDDD TO MY PHONE👀👀 WAITING FOR THE NEXT PART CAUSE THEY HAD GOT IN THAT FIGHT AND I WAS SOOO HOOKED and then i woke up one morning and it was out, guess how i spent my breakfast & coffee time😭

i’m just rambling at this point BUT YES !!! YOU NEED TO KNOW HOW APPRECIATED YOU ARE !!! i remember back then i wasn’t doing the best and lots of things were changing but i always looked forward to reading the newest chapter. i read in one of your recent asks about how you decide what you write based on engagement (which makes total sense) but you feel like you get a lot of non-interacting readers. this is true and it really sucks but i guess it’s the reality of posting on a website like this. however, i will gladly take the time to say what they won’t and AHHHH SAM YOURE AN AMAZING WRITER I LOVE YOU THANK YOU FOR FEEDING US YOU MATTER SOOOO MUCH MORE THAN YOU KNOW 💕💕💕💕💘💘💘💘💘💝💝💝💝💝💖💖💖💖💖💖💗💗💗💗💗💗

i cried while finished “Love & Other Words” 😪omg i didn’t see that coming but it was SOOOO. GOOD. like….i sat and stared at the book with a small smile after i finished it kind of good. i will DEF been rereading that I LOVE THEM😭😭 THAT SCENE WHERE HE SAID “I’ll take anything you give me. Is that pathetic?” I SCREAMED they’re so precious and i looooveddd the way it was written!!! i just sped through it and i love when books feel like that

it has also been storming here, like so bad the electricity went out a few weeks ago and if u go out when it’s sunny you will melt. not a fan of summer right now🙄 SO happy to hear you’re feeling more relaxed, hopefully that stays till at least the end of summer. pasta is yummy !! i like my pasta dishes w a lotttttaaaa cheese :)) ive been boring too, dw. just a lotta reading on my end cause i am notttt in the mood to talk to anyone lately, vry antisocial (i also started my period last night ??? maybe that why lmfao😭)

sorry for this behemoth of an ask, thank you for chatting HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY LOVE YOU <33333333

~🎶

I DREAM about Harry in that trench coat. A fashion icon. I love him so much in that (and everything). I totally forgot all about the sumo wrestler piece of it I was so focused on the chimp and Louis. Louis' smile in that is my FAVORITE thing in the world. It was SO pure.

hehehehehe well, I'm happy to report that Part II of Most will be up tomorrow afternoon. She's longer than I thought I could do but here we are. After writing it, I think Part 1 and Part 2 would be a good read. I don't think it will drive you crazy the way Dolcezza would have drove you crazy.

OMG. I apologize if you DID say it, but I feel like this is new information to me. I'm so so sorry if I forgot. BUT STILL. I haven't thought about Made to Be in a REALLY long time 😭 I loved it for so long after I finished writing it. It was a huge part of my life. You've been here for a while, that's so cute and nice to hear 💕 I'm so glad you liked it

You are so so sweet. I am so grateful for you compliments.

IS THAT PATHETIC made me want to SCREAM too. I love Elliot so goddamn much I could CRY. He is my ideal man. My new story is Love & Other Words coded for sure 🙈 I didn't mean for it to happen but then I think I told you I got it back from letting my sister borrow it and I couldn't stop rereading the whole "I'm pathetic part" like OMG I'm 😭😭 so distraught about it STILL. Everything about that book is perfect.

I am summer's least favorite fan. The heat makes me so sticky and gross feeling. Also, I don't look good in summer clothes (or I feel gross about myself, whatever) ANYWAY. I love a good antisocial mood tbh. I feel so obligated to be on and around everyone all the time. And what's worse is I let myself be available. I JUST started getting better at not checking my work email outside of work hours. My sister and mom need me LITERALLY all the time. My bf and I are home at the same time so I just never get a MINUTE to myself. I have to like hide in my own apartment to get any alone time. So yeah. I can't get my brain to shut off lately to read but I've been doing some hard work on the writing here so I'm hoping that will help--also been doing a GREAT job binging TV. I think I just want to keep reading romance stuff and not all the like "interesting" books I've bought and haven't read 😭 It's the only way I'm going to get through this bookshelf of mine 😂

I love the chatting and the long asks so no need to apologize or thank me. I hope you have a fantastic Monday! LOVE YOU SO MUCH 💕

xoxo

[luci-cunt]

heyyyy! hope u r well! can i get "everybody knows" + "innocent physical contact" for andreil?

oh it is time to be sooooffttt Nonnie I love youuuuu <33

63. Everybody Knows/Mistaken for Couple + 85. Innocent Physical Contact

the Foxes all knew that Andrew and Neil were fucking--they’re not exactly subtle

what they didn’t realize, was that “fucking” was just not even CLOSE to describing the relationship they had

they learned though, eventually

it started with a movie night

all the Foxes are huddled together in the girls’ room to watch some movie and they’ve all settled, popcorn’s been made, jokes traded, blah blah, and Dan makes some jab at the main character, glancing around and smiling at the others when they laugh--but her eye catches on Neil

well, Neil’s hand actually, which is buried in Andrew’s hair

Andrew’s kind of slumped over on the couch, with his boots kicked up on Nicky’s shoulders because he’s an asshole. Neil’s on the other side of him, leaned up against the arm of the couch and he’s watching the movie with a kind of pinched expression but his hand is just, messing with Andrew’s hair

Neither of them really seem to realize it’s happening, or react to it, except that Andrew’s eyes are closed like he’s sleeping

the next time they realize the two of them might actually be closer than they thought is when everyone decides to go out on a picnic

Nicky is ecstatic, the other monsters not so much but Neil makes them all come along and so they head out to some grassy park and have lunch

they end up playing a pick-up exy game to appease Kevin, but Neil’s obviously dragging (the night before he stayed up all night to finish some assignment he wasn’t going to do until Dan threatened him with court banishment) and so they all plop back down on the blankets

to everyone’s surprise instead of coming to sit down with them, Neil wanders over to where Andrew is stealing the frosting off the cupcakes they brought and just collapses, face first, on the blanket and passes out

they all freeze, unsure of what to do, but Andrew just grabs one of the Foxes discarded jackets and dumps it over Neil’s head

Eventually they go back to talking--though now more quietly--but surprisingly, Andrew doesn’t move even though Neil’s whole arm is pressed against his leg.

and then the time that really convinces them all that they’re actually so in love it’s physically impossible--is when Matt forgets his jacket in the Monster’s room and goes to grab it

Kevin opens the door for him, looking grumpy--like he’d just woken up (it is like 7am) and Matt tells him he’s just here for the coat so Kevin shrugs and goes back to bed

But when Matt goes into the living room he almost trips over his own feet because Andrew and Neil are on the couch

But Neil’s completely passed out on top of Andrew--like a fucking blanket--while Andrew impassively messes with his phone over Neil’s shoulder

Matt hurries to leave and Andrew doesn’t even acknowledge him, but--

holy fuck you bet your ass Matt told everyone else as he got back

l;akj;dfljksadjf dlkfa;dsfjk I’m feelin soffffftttttttttt <33333333

Send me some prompts + some characters or a ship and I’ll tell ya how I’d mash em

[no-birdstofly]

"Wait, my hero’s secret identity is… you? To be honest, I’d always kind of hoped…" for either jonjontommy or ronanjon, author's choice.

When Jon calls (literally calls, like on the phone) Lovett to come across the street and kill a spider for him, the last thing he expects is to get bitten by it. The rest of it, Leo sniffing around inquisitively, Jon standing on a chair as far away as possible and cowering, that he all saw coming, but what the hell, he’s never been bitten by a spider in his life. He’d planned to capture it and take it outside, do the right thing or whatever, but fuck that. He squashes it ruthlessly and accepts Jon’s exaltation of his bravery, even letting Jon clean and bandage his war wound.

“This doesn’t look good,” Jon says, snapping a photo before he plasters no fewer than three band-aids over the bite.

He must forward it to Tommy, because Lovett gets a text later that night that reads, If that starts to swell you need to go to the doctor. Don’t want this to be like when you almost lost a leg all over again.

Ha ha, Lovett sends back, trusting the spacing to convey his sarcasm.

You could’ve lived without the leg, but I don’t see you doing well without your right hand. Tommy sends it fast enough that Lovett knows he’s been planning on making that joke the entire time.

But Tommy, he replies, that’s what YOUR hand is for. He tacks on a winky face, even though he hates emojis on principle. It’s worth it for how red he can imagine Tommy’s face turns while reading the message.

The bite doesn’t get bigger at all. Rather, it heals remarkably fast, and it’s just a pinprick the next day.

“Huh,” Jon says, turning Lovett’s hand this way and that like it holds the world’s most boring magic eye picture instead of a tiny, insignificant mark. “I thought it was way worse yesterday.”

Lovett shrugs. “Who can blame you, you were busy being terrified of a tiny–”

“It was not tiny,” Jon says hotly.

“What wasn’t tiny?” Tommy asks, strolling into the office with Lucca.

“The spider I gallantly killed for Jon.”

“That’s not surprising,” Tommy says. “We used to get these giant centipedes in Chicago. One time one was on top of the shower drain, and Jon didn’t realize and reached down–”

“Okay!” Jon says brightly, despite the fact that Lovett saw his entire body shudder two seconds ago. “I’m getting coffee. Both of you shut the fuck up by the time I’m back.”

He leaves before either of them can place their own orders, because they’re both busy laughing at his expense.

Tommy’s concerned over how fast the bite has healed, and he presses Lovett to tell him if anything “weird” happens.

“Weird?”

“Just–seriously, anything,” Tommy says, squeezing Lovett’s shoulder and looking ridiculously imploring.

That night, when Lovett idly tosses a tennis ball for Pundit and it sails some five houses away followed by the sound of glass shattering, he calls Tommy.

“I was afraid this would happen,” Tommy says.

“What the fuck? What if they know I did it? Should I go over and tell them? How would I explain it, though? ‘Hi, sorry, apparently I can actually throw all of the sudden and broke your window.’ Thank god I never did that breed test kit so Pundit’s not in the system. Do cops test for dog DNA?”

“Why would you do a test for what breed she is? You got her from a breeder.”

“Yeah, but who knows! I don’t want to be depriving her of, like, her innate herding instincts.”

Tommy’s quiet for a long moment, and Lovett knows he’s trying to avoid saying something about how lazy his dog is. He appreciates it, even if it makes him want to defend her anyway. He thinks back over what Tommy said.

“Wait, why were you afraid of this happening? What do you know?” he demands.

Tommy sighs. “Can you do me a favor? Try to pick up something really heavy.”

Lovett grumbles but goes into his bedroom and tries to lift his bed dutifully. It comes right off the floor, so fast it knocks into the wall, leaving a dent and nearly breaking one of the windows. He really needs to not be around glass right now. He gives Tommy the news, and Tommy says he’s on his way.  

Lovett’s in the middle of rearranging his living room when Tommy arrives. “This is great! I’ve been wanting to move the couch forever but I could never do it alone before.”

“Why didn’t you ask me or Jon to help you?”

“Pride,” Lovett says simply, and Tommy accepts that for the answer it is. Lovett flops onto his much better positioned couch and says, “Start talking.”

Tommy tells him all about the enhanced individuals–“Just say ‘superheroes,’ Tommy, come on.”–he dealt with when he still worked for the NSC. Apparently they’re very real, and the government is tracking quite a few of them, and a few villains, too.

“Nothing, like, crazy,” he adds. “No one’s Wonder Woman or really powerful, in my experience, but yeah, they’re out there.”

“If you tell me that there’s a kid in Queens who also got bit by a spider…” Lovett warns.

“As far as I know, there’s no Spider-man, either. You probably only have one power, anyway,” Tommy says, like it’s no big deal. “Just heightened strength.”

Lovett can’t help the smug grin that spreads across his face. “Hey. Hey, Tommy. Wanna arm wrestle real quick?”

“No, Lovett, I do not,” Tommy says with a scowl.

“Seriously, though, you think that’s it?”

“Have you tried anything else?”

They go outside so Lovett can see if he’s suddenly able to leap tall buildings in a single bound or whatever. He can’t. He makes it a few inches off the ground and lands on one of Pundit’s toys, twisting his ankle in the process and nearly face planting in the grass.

“See?” Tommy chokes out through his laughter.

Lovett has to wrap his ankle the next couple days, so advanced healing is out, too. He is a little more agile, though, his reflexes a little quicker. It’s not crazy, comic book style, but it’s something. When Jon knocks over his water while gesturing wildly during recording, Lovett’s able to catch it before any spills. Jon looks surprised, but grateful.

He has more stamina, too, he realizes after his ankle is better. He accidentally doubles his morning run when he doesn’t get tired after the first mile, meaning he has to carry Pundit for three-quarters of it. It also means his legs feel like they’re going to fall off for the next three days.

Tommy talks to his contacts in Washington and gets Lovett all registered, and Lovett tries really hard to not freak himself out thinking about the Civil War run of Marvel.

“Also, just so you know, they tend to be pretty lax about vigilantism, as long as you don’t take it too far,” Tommy tells him. “The guy who turned in your forms says he has a costume hookup if you’re interested.”

“A costume? Why would I–I don’t want to be a superhero. I’m not planning on, like, using this for good.”

“Oh, my mistake,” Tommy says dryly, “I forgot how camera shy you are.”

Lovett perks up despite himself. “There’s never any reports of anything, though, what does that have to do with it?”

“They try to keep it out of the normal media, but social media’s a whole different ballpark. I’ll get you on a mailing list.”

“I’m sorry,” Lovett says. “Have you been checking out awesome superhero snaps this whole time and not sharing with the class?!”

Tommy just smirks and forwards him a link to sign up for the list and shares the costume maker’s info. There are awesome superheroes on Snapchat, it turns out, and on Instagram, and there’s even one of them in LA.

He’s calling himself Shadow, and as much as Lovett hates the name (has this guy seen the movie?), he has to admit that the form-fitting black costume and flare for the dramatic is doing him a lot of favors. He follows him, and wonders what he’d call himself if he had to come up with something.

Not that he’s going to be a superhero. Nope. Not even close. He’d be pretty useless, he’s not even good at throwing a punch. Maybe the new force behind it would help, but he’s not holding his breath.

Nothing really changes in Lovett’s life, except he carries Pundit around even more than he already did. She feels way lighter to him now, and she’s certainly not complaining. He’s able to up his reps at the gym, and the weight itself. As his muscle tone improves, it feels like this new, weird ability (powers, he tries not to think) works hand in hand to make him stronger and more nimble. It’s nice, and he admires what it’s doing for his body overall, but it’s not as profound as he would have expected.

He’s content to watch this Shadow guy on Insta and be a little jealous he doesn’t have his own flashy ability (super speed, though way less impressive than that of Quicksilver or The Flash), and ignore Tommy’s increasing hints as to whether or not he’ll actually try to do anything unselfish with his newfound strength.

Nothing changes, until suddenly it does. He’s out with Pundit late one night, probably later than is wise given the neighborhood he’s wandered into. It’s all empty storefronts and closed shops, and though it shocks him, he’s not entirely surprised to accidentally walk up on a guy getting the shit kicked out of him by a couple other people.

They haven’t noticed him, so he quietly ties Pundit up in a dark corner, praying she won’t bark for once in her life. He flips up his hood and strides forward before he can think better of it, says, “Hey assholes,” and pulls the guy currently kicking away back so hard he flies across the street, nearly getting hit by an oncoming car.

The other assailant freezes, his eyes huge. “What the fuck?”

“Do you wanna join him?” Lovett asks.

The guy looks over to where his buddy is crumpled against a wall, not even trying to get back up. He looks back to Lovett and shakes his head, then he takes off.

Lovett makes sure the kid on the ground is okay–barely twenty if he’s a day–and crosses the street to the first guy. He uses his hoodie string to tie the guy up, only getting away with it because he’s still so out of it, and calls the cops.

Then he collects Pundit, tells the kid to stay put so he can press charges, and flees, adrenaline racing through him. It feels good. Really good. Even if no one’s going to be bragging about it online.

Except then the kid he saved does talk about it. He posts a video of himself to his Instagram story and it blows up, at least by underground “superhero” standards. The kid is totally wowed by him, and he makes a point of saying how hilarious his savior was, even though Lovett doesn’t think he said anything particularly funny in the moment.

He admits to Tommy the next day he might need a costume, and Tommy forwards him the designer’s info again. (What, so he might’ve already lost it, and?) The costume maker is a genius who doesn’t believe in small talk, and she’s more than a little biting toward Lovett until she realizes he’s not a total idiot. He loves her immediately.

Since she’s based in New York, they mostly communicate through Skype and email. It’s her idea to make him a hoodie he can wear everywhere without drawing too much intention, lined with kevlar that’s light and thin. She makes it in a deep charcoal, so he can wear it with his maroon pants, which he greatly appreciates. There’s an extra portion to tightly cover his face down to just below his nose that neatly folds up into the hood and is virtually undetectable. The makeshift mask looks a little like Matt Murdoch’s, without the horns. From the show, not the terrible movie.

She ships it to him after they’ve gone back and forth a million times, and she’s gotten every single measurement on top that Lovett could have imagined existed, and then some. He takes it over to Tommy’s right away, trying it on for him and getting a wolf whistle for his troubles.

He doesn’t go out looking for people to save or anything, but he wears the hoodie often, or keeps it close by. He breaks up another few fights, stops a handful of muggings, and mostly feels awesome about everything. He takes a couple hits, luckily none to the face, and gets angry all over again that he doesn’t have accelerated healing.

A few of his rescues are recorded, and they go semi-viral in this weird world, but none as much as Shadow’s. To Lovett’s eternal dismay, some grateful teenagers he saves start calling him Quip because of his quick commentary while scaring off the bad guys.

Tommy laughs so hard he cries when he finds out, then he starts laughing all over again. It’s a terrible cycle.

Shadow, of course, gets attention from KTLA when the DJs talk about him one morning after he saves a dog from a house fire, and then there’s a daring rescue of school kids that really lifts off. He becomes a trending topic on Twitter for LA, unusual in this little community.

Because it’s Twitter, Jon sees it.

“Holy shit, guys, have you seen this?” he asks breathlessly. He keeps replaying the short clip of Shadow zipping all the kids out of the bus before it topples over onto the highway below.

Lovett makes a noncommittal noise and lets Tommy take the lead in the conversation. Days later, Jon is still talking about it, starry-eyed as Lovett’s ever seen him. He’s totally into the world now, tracking superheros on all the platforms he can manage.

Whenever Jon’s out of the room, Lovett keeps asking Tommy questions like, “But don’t you think his obsession with this Shadow guy is a little over the top?”

Tommy just rolls his eyes and says, “The dude’s literally been trending on Twitter every day this week. He saved a bus full of children. And a dog.”

Lovett huffs. “Okay sure, fine, that’s great I guess.”

When Jon’s back in the office later, Lovett says, “What about Quip? Have you seen him?”

“Who?” Jon asks, dreamily scrolling through photos that people have posted of Shadow’s latest feat on Instagram, something about bachelorettes in Vegas. A few minutes later, he says, “Huh, well.”

“What’s that?” Lovett asks, trying to be coy about how he’s looking over.

“Oh,” one of the new interns says, looking at Jon’s computer. “His shoulders.”

“Yeah,” Jon replies faintly, and Lovett fights not to blush.

Tommy hums and looks straight at Lovett when he replies, “Yeah? I really like his thighs.”

“Mhmm,” Jon says. “For sure.”

Lovett ducks into the kitchen for a La Croix, but he can’t keep the stupid grin off his face.

It all comes to a head when Jon almost gets hit by a car while he’s on a run, thanks to his inability to stop obsessively reading Twitter. Naturally, Shadow saves him, because Lovett is at home eating takeout like a normal person.

For a solid two weeks, Jon’s even more besotted. Sighing while staring at his iPad, when he’s supposed to be doing research. Thank god his encounter isn’t one that got recorded, Lovett doesn’t think he could stand seeing it. Shadow’s arms wrapped around Jon, Jon staring at the guy like he’d hung the moon.

Lovett’s sure the car wasn’t going that fast, Jon probably would’ve been okay. Tommy glares at him when he shares that thought though, and Lovett grumbles and concedes that he’s just glad Jon is safe, he guesses.

The next time he and Jon go out, Jon leaves the bar first to wait for the Lyft while Lovett waits impatiently for the tab. When he walks out the door, he immediately sees Jon on the ground, his palms flat on the concrete. Some asshole is standing over him with, fuck. With a gun.

Lovett doesn’t think twice. He flips his hood up, quickly makes sure the mask is in place, and runs toward the would-be mugger. The guy is caught by surprise, so Lovett manages to break his wrist with little fanfare, though it does mean the gun accidentally goes off.

It’s several feet from where Jon is laid out, but he still flinches violently. Lovett zip ties the asshole (Tommy’s suggestion because they’re effective and easy to carry around), and calls the police.

Jon is shakily getting to his feet at this point, staring at Lovett with watery eyes. “Oh my god, thank you,” he says. “I can’t even begin to–you’re amazing.”

Luckily, the sirens ring out at that moment, distracting Jon enough that Lovett can duck away, pull back the hood, and pretend he’s just coming out of the bar. He lets Jon regale him with the daring tale, tells the cops he didn’t see anything, and gets a still trembling Jon safely into the car home.

The main thing about Quip are the reports of the one-sided banter he supplies, but of course, Lovett didn’t say anything to Jon. He honestly didn’t even think about it, it wasn’t important at the time, only Jon’s safety was. Now, though, Jon is pouting over it.

“Everyone online says he’s so funny,” Jon grouses on Monday at the office, after telling everyone on staff about his heroic encounter. “He didn’t say anything to me at all.”

Lovett looks wildly at Tommy for help, but Tommy just grins at him like he got the fucking canary. “Hey, did you guys see the new upload about Shadow?”

fucking traitor, Lovett slacks him.

Soon after, Lovett comes across Jon on his nightly–he doesn’t want to say patrol, he’s not fucking Batman, but if the shoe fits–walk. Jon is lingering near the bar where he’d almost been mugged before. It’s not an area Jon frequents, Lovett knows that, since the bar had been one of their employees’ suggestions.

Lovett watches him for awhile from afar, glad he’s not wearing his trademark red pants and trying to change his gait a little. He trails Jon for a good twenty minutes, and Jon doesn���t really end up anywhere. It’s suspicious as fuck.

When Lovett can’t take it anymore, tired of watching Jon looking desirable and pathetic on street corners, seeing him turn down multiple advances, he approaches him with the hood and mask on.

“Are you trying to get into trouble?” he asks, making his voice a little lower, a little more gruff.

Jon startles, spinning around to find Lovett–well, Quip–behind him. He smiles wide, and Lovett can’t get over how trusting he is. It’d be worrisome if it wasn’t Lovett behind the mask.

“Well?”

“Uh…” Jon says, looking down and rubbing his hand over the back of his neck.

“Don’t pull this shit, man,” Lovett says. “It’s dangerous.”

Jon sighs. “I know, I know. I’m sorry, I just–”

“Just what?” Lovett interrupts, angry and smarting with it. “Hoping Shadow’ll be there to save you the next time you nearly die?”

Jon’s cheeks go red. He answers a little too quickly for it to be believable. “What? No, of course not.”

Lovett stays where he is, fixing Jon with a hard look through the mesh lenses of his costume. He stands to his full height when he’s in disguise, minimizing the size difference between them.

“I was hoping to run into you again,” Jon admits, after a long moment of silence.

“Why?”

“I dunno. I just. I like you?”

Lovett barely stops himself from gasping.

“Can I?” Jon asks, not bothering to finish his sentence.

He steps closer and closer, until he’s in Lovett’s space. Then he leans forward and kisses Lovett’s mouth, light and fleeting.

“Get home,” Lovett says, his voice a croak. Then, when Jon doesn’t move, he adds, “Now.”

Jon nods and turns to walk away, his shoulder slumped.

On a whim, Lovett calls out, “You’re lucky you’re pretty,” and it’s worth it to hear Jon laugh.turns out i am terrible at getting to the good parts. i’ll probably be continuing this eventually! prompts list over here, feel free to shoot me an ask!

[snickiebear]

OHMYGOD SNICKIE I—

so i just finished going through your index and OH MY GOD??? i wish i’d done that earlier *facepalms*

thanks for the tip, i kinda see now who the shadows were referring to… 😉😉😉 (but not all because im slightly stupid)

BUT ALSO akdjbshdj im so glad ur open to the prequel idea and if it does happen i’ll be in the front row seat with hearts in my eyes 😍 what’s even crazier was that i was reading the war chapter in the index and i had to take maybe seven pauses because my imagination was considering the many possibilities!!! and i know i said prequel but oh my god this whole world you’ve built can be like whole series on its own — and im not yet even thinking about what’s going to happen post-OL&W!!! it’s just me thinking about the characters’ stories during the violent era, the first guild war, and the second guild war!!! i-

i seriously can’t even—

i’m gonna try to articulate my thoughts but if you can imagine smoke bombs exploding into vague plot lines, that’s what’s happening in my head right now so apologies in advance for the mess (also im going backwards lol):

Second guild war — hypothetically,,,, if there were an itasakushi era sometime in the history of men falling on their feet for sakura, i believe the itasakushi would have developed in the course of this war, although they may have been acquainted with each other earlier. common enemy: danzo, and what better way to wreak havoc and violence than to have him die by the hands of this (im calling it) legendary trio (but that’s also because im quite invested in them). the five-year captivity is also a huge plus because i imagine shisui and itachi running around like headless chickens looking for the apple of their cursed uchiha eyes

quick question (if it’s not a spoiler) - which naruto characters would fall under thundersins? ibiki is the guildmaster, so does that mean his guild is composed of t&i people? im not quite sure who (in the naruto-verse) can get fooled by danzo into waging this war…

First guild war — can u tell us who was the mage who killed a witch? who was the witch? what were they fighting about??? was it a serious badass battle? were they secretly friends?? lovers??? did danzo have anything to do with this??? or maybe hanzo??? HOLY SHIT WOULD THE AME CHARACTERS BE INVOLVED HERE??? AKATSUKI??? but it’s ok if it’s still a secret… we can go detective on this one

speaking of ame and the other nations in the canonverse — will they also be part of this au? i mean we’ve already seen suna folks in OL&W but maybe like chojuro from kiri and other notable characters from the other hidden villages?

And to the violent era — using canonverse as basis, this would most likely be the counterpart of the hashirama-madara founding a village arc and/or the period before that, since they were also just fighting to death and using child soldiers. but actually im more curious about the guild wars than this era unless something dramatic happened lol other than the self-indulging satisfaction of blood thirst 🤣🤣🤣 im just really more invested when sakura is around. i would say tho, the lore is still interesting because im quite curious as to why the beginning is violent? was it because the gods had a fallout and all they really knew was to be violent about it? if it’s something similar, i’m getting a little bit of mythology-percy jackson vibes (which i LOVE) so Y A Y

ok so that’s basically me vomitting my smoke bomb thoughts *deep breaths* P H E W thank you AGAIN for the brain workout 🥰 it feels nice to lose myself in this world hahaha! you don’t really have to answer my questions; i literally just typed what’s on my mind 😂 INDEX WAS AWESOME! it’s like super clues to the mystery that lead to MORE mystery so yeahp you have just seen the effects on my mind

so sorry to hear about how your day was faring! i’m grateful my ask came to you at the right time. 🥰 i was actually worried about not sliding in your inbox earlier because i already saw that there was a new chapter but it was only then that i had time to check it out. i’m glad i was able to uplift your spirits even just for a little while 💕💕💕

i hope you have a better rest of the week ahead! ❤️❤️❤️

P.S. i cant believe u think my joke was top tier, im seriously bad at cracking jokes irl so thank you for believing in my limited-to-no-successful-experience in joke making

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🐱🐱🐱🐱!!!!!!

LMFAOOOO don’t worry if you don’t figure it out now :) it’ll all be revealed in due time!! Honestly?? Since you brought up the prequel thing i have been thinking not-fucking-stop about how else the world coud be explored. Like?? There is SO MUCH GOING ON!!!

we have the whole Inuzuka tribe, the different temples, so many different characters... there is so many rocks to turn over!!!

OKAY SECOND GUILD WAR ITASAKUSHI YES. we are on the same wavelength 🐱, bc i was thinking the same thing. They would probably meet during GW2 and hit it off pretty well. 1) because Shisui is one charming motherfucker, and 2) Itachi would def draw Sakura in with his smooth humor. Plus, as reclusive as Sakura is in this, she does enjoy being friends with them.

“shisui and itachi running around like headless chickens looking for the apple of their cursed uchiha eyes” this imagery fucking killed me. Oh my god. THATS SO FUNNY WTF

(okay so in the OG draft of OM&G it starts with saku not knowing any of the boys and meeting them for the first time. she knew sakumo [who was dead in this one] and itachi + shisui [they were close friends].

and sasuke was being a total asshole [as usual] and sakura shuts him up with telling him that she's slept with both itachi and shisui. and then all three of them together. to which sasuke has an ANEURYSM LMFAO

but in this one, ItaSakuShi DEF goes on missions together after GW2 and totally fuck and get drunk and hang out. its verified, it has happened, i am comfirming this.)

Ok so!!!! Thundersins would consist mainly of non clan people in Nart. So, Lee, Tenten, Gai, Anko, Genma, ect. Though, we won’t be seeing Gai, Genma, or Anko until much, much later :) Though, Shisui is a part of the Thundersins guild, because he’s just more suited for assassinations rather than wizarding.

so basically, i'm just kind of putting people wherever i think they'd be suited best!

Danzo himself is a tricky bastard and at the time of GW2, Thundersins is still a relatively “new” guild, and they’re mainly human at this point, meaning that they were the weakest guild. It mostly comes down to the fact that Danzo, the manipulative asshole, was able to get their aid. He kept the entire kidnapping a secret for years (i’m estimating at least fifty or so) because the war and then it came to light by some spies or sum

As for the first guild war LMFAO i have absolutely no idea at all which mage killed what witch, i didn’t really think about it tbh! Maybe it was one of sakura’s bullies,,, LMAO honestly? I’ll leave all of that lore to you!!! I like keeping some details vague just so readers can take it and RUN AHAHAHHA. So yeah! Maybe they were lovers! And the entire killing was an accident! Who knows!

OKAY SO! This is going to make sound TERRIBLE. But i hadn’t even thought of Mist or Ame or any of the other villages until you said something LMAOOO

Well… the akatsuki plays a HUGE role in the next two fics,, so i can’t really say much about them hehe…

I do love chojuro and mei and haku and just LKSMDANFKSLD yeah. Going to be honest: they totally slipped my mind which is awful. Head in hands frfr. But i can tell you this:

Mei would be a mage, Chojuro would be either an assassin or a mage… one of the two… haku and zabuza are assassins. Ao would probably be a wizard too.

As for the other Jinchūrikis,,,, you’ll have to wait for the next two (if i have...write them… haha..)!

THE VIOLENT ERA! And yes! So, this is basically the time where the Living are the most… animalistic? Especially since the gods’ “fallout” as you call it! Thepheria served as a balance to both Peace and War, she is Balance in the very sense of the word so… if something happens to her, the entire world goes into cause and it can take a long time for it to find equilibrium!

Nothing huge happened here, this was like the “stone age” of this world and very self indulgent with the whole savagery of it, but also highlighting that deep, deep down these Living (and humans) are angry and violent at their cores. Its their roots and no matter how they progress, it will always come back to war and bloodshed.

AND OMG!! A FELLOW CAMP HALF BLOOD CAMPER HELLO!!!! I love pjo so much!!!! My first series that got me loving fiction and the worlds we can build!!!

I’m so glad you liked the index!!! Its both for you and me because half the time i can’t keep track of what information i want to use/verified so… it keeps me consistent (because i am horrible at it LMAO)

Please don’t ever worry about sliding in here “late”!!! Life is busy and the chapters are a little long, plus time will always keep marching on (omg that rhymed)! And! Please don’t feel obligated to come scream with me! Just knowing that you’re enjoying my work is enough to fuel me!!! :))))))

I feel you on the jokes 🐱, i am not funny irl at all HAHAAHA but your joke was hilarious, im crackin up just thinking about it LMFAOOO

Have a great week 🐱!!!!!! <33333333

[todokori-kun]

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THE QUEEN HAS RETURNED.

BOW DOWN AND WORSHIP AT HER FEET

*insert bunch of emotional gifs here*

WELCOME BACK <33333333 :D *hugs*

Ok you know how bad I am with linking OTL I’m not even gonna try because I’ll probably mess it up. BUT. Queen Luna must see the glorious Saiko/Urie conent, so…I know it’s in the omakes for Volume 7 and you can totally find a link for it on reddit (the complicated way I found a translation for that omake: first search ‘Tokyo Ghoul Re omake Saiko and Urie’ on google. Click on the first result ('TG:Re volume 7 omake translations’), then go to Part 3 of the omake translations). Idk I’m so sorry OTL

Do you know. Touken had a freaking wedding ceremony this new chapter. The only good thing about that was that Touka and Kaneki’s costumes were serious eye candy, beautifully drawn (I mean, it was Shuu’s work, how could they not be beautiful) and that we got to see drunk Yomo stealing Nishiki’s glasses and calling him 'Nishi’.

(Also Kaneki is just really mean to Shuu? I mean, he never apologized for what happened with Kanae, he never talks about what happened during the Tsukiyama Family Extermination Operation arc, he smilingly told Shuu “I’m going to marry Touka’ to his face, and this chapter he’s seen sitting alone with Touka, telling her that Shu insisted on them having a wedding and planned all himself. We don’t even get a 'thank you’ from Kaneki, just Touka being all "Hey, he’s always been good at that kind of stuff.”

Like, come on. You ruined Shuu’s life, Kaneki, even if you didn’t mean to, and you never apologized. Don’t you think it’s, oh, I don’t know, a little insensitive to go talking about how happy you are in front of him and act like everything’s cool when it hasn’t even been that long since you impaled him, threw him off a roof, and indirectly killed his cousin?)

W O W that really is heaven/hell on earth.

Dolphins. Seahorses. All the activities. It sounds so fun, I’m so jealous ;-; says the person who’d curl up in a ball and die of awkward embarrassment if they ever went to a place like that

Hot Mystery Person must be very attractive if he made the Queen helpless 0.0

Ok I didn’t even notice that until you pointed it but now. Omg. I’m sorry, but this is what my brain created-

Tsukiyama: “Longing for Tatsuo, missing my wife, that’s when Kaneki Ken-kun walked into my life, he said-”

Kaneki: “I know you are a man of honor, I’m so sorry to bother you at home, but I don’t know where to go, and I came here all alone…”

Tsukiyama: “He said-”

Kaneki: “My wife’s doing me wrong, sir ;-; beating me (cue several canon flashbacks of Touka beating him up), cheating me, mistreating me, suddenly she’s up and gone- I don’t have the means to go on…”

THE KANEKI PAMPHLET

HAVE YOU READ THIS?!?!

And Naomi during Burn

“Tsukiyama Shuu, I think you’re forgetting that I’m a Chimera Ghoul…”

(Ok tbh it would be more like extreme numbness, a lot of heartbreak and secretly crying when she thinks no one’s looking, but shush, let’s pretend for the sake of comedy)

And Tatsuo crashes in like

“Heard you couldn’t keep it in your pants

PrEpAre tO dIE”

(sorry lol)

(Also: I’m planning on starting Hunter x Hunter this week or the next, just because of freaking Hisoka OTL have you ever watched/read it?)

I KNOW! I was such an idiot ;-; I think it was mostly the art style that made me think that, because tbh it looks a lot like typical Shounen art during the earlier manga chapters and in the anime (I do think it starts looking a lot better in later manga chapters though).

Ok, the thing about Mustang is that I like him and hate him at the same time. It isn’t his fault, but tumblr made me think that basically “TINY MINISKIRTS” + cool flame powers + major troll to Ed + loves Promotion almost as much as Urie= Roy Mustang, and turns out that was wrong XD I mean, all of those ARE true, but there’s a lot more to his character than that and he’s also colder than I thought he’d be (especially for a guy with fire powers lol sorry). He’s still really cool, though.

True, just from what I know about him Greedling seems to have a LOT more development than the original Greed ever had. I still like Original Greed though, mostly for his attitude and his style XD (something about his 'death’ scene and his final words to Father sort of gave me chills, in a weird way)

I expected Al & Ed to be your typical shounen protagonists but they’re a lot more complex than I thought! And way more likable. Al’s kitty obsession gives me life.

Also, Lust. Freaking Lust. I just read her death scene today and even though I’d already watched it as a clip from the anime it still gave me chills (especially since I was imagining her English VA’s voice and WOW).

And Bradley. I was sort of expecting him to either turn out to be a villain or play a really big role in the story later on, but I wasn’t quite expecting him to be Wrath…the moment it was revealed I was like “oh NO” because come on, I liked Bradley ;-; he was a cool dude.

As for Scar, idk. He’s not quite the type of character I usually 'crush’ on but he’s just… wow 0.0 I also just like his character in general, all his backstory and personality and his character arc.

(Though if I imagine meeting him irl all I can see is him giving me one look and me immediately curling up into a ball on the floor and just freezing up right there because wow, that’s scary

Scar: “…Did it die?”)

Aww, TYSM <3 It’s great to have you back! :D

P.S:

Remember how I’ve talked about my art before? I mean, it’s wonky and weird and almost never colored, but I might actually be able to show some of it to you this week or the next! :D I only just figured out how to submit pictures to tumblr OTL (Yes,I have no idea how tumblr works ok) so…do you want to see it? XD

Oh, I see ^^ take your time! I’m looking forward to your reply :D

Also, FMA update:

I met Olivier. She was one of the characters I was interested in even when I only knew FMA from tumblr, and now that she’s actually appeared….I love her. She’s amazing. I’m officially over Lust (sorry bae but you’ve been dead for a while)

I also like Mustang a lot better now. He’s slowly but surely worming his way into my ‘top characters’ list (especially after I watched that one Koma Theater thing with his 'on hold’ song omg).

And hey, Ling suddenly became one of my favs. Idk how even because I was sorta indifferent to him at first but just… don’t ask LOL I’ve also met Greedling and I definitely see why he’s one of your favs :D I personally can’t quite 'crush’ on him tho because he’s two different people mashed into one body…guess that just means Queen Luna can have him all to herself ;)

Also, Kimblee/Kimbly/Kimberley/Kimberly/whatever the heck his name is supposed to be (I want to go with Kimblee or Kimberley but then I see someone else using a different version and it’s like “??? can I just call him Fedora-chan?”). This Magnificent Bastard. I hate him. I love him. Possibly one of the most interesting characters in the entire series. Boy, you got me helpless- and NOT IN A GOOD WAY *incoherent screaming*

(and my crush on Scar is still there. Yes, I’d still curl up in a ball and die if we met irl, who cares)

(Last note: Sloth. SLOTH. It’s freaking Tatsuo no one can convince me otherwise. He’s put on a weird costume to troll the FMA cast.)

And then I disappeared again for a while :PP Well, hopefully I’ll be able to answer more often now, but if I don’t, it means the internet is acting up again ;-;

AAAAND THERE GOES MY HEART. CRAP. SAIKO/URIE IS A BLESSING TO THIS WORLD. 

They what. What?? NOW?? IN THE MIDDLE OF EVERYTHING THAT’S HAPPENING???? As you can see, I haven’t read the new chapters yet ^^;;

Wow, that really is mean from Kaneki. Damn it. I love Shuu and am still not over Kanae, because Kanae and Shuu. HNNNGH, WHY DID KANANE HAVE TO SAY GOODBYE?? Drunk Yomo does seem entertaining, tho.

Dude, a guy thought I was playing a game where I was supposed to be as silent as possible in the camp, because I literally read and slept 90% of the time.

Seriously, tho, I’m still not over the guy. Damn. BUT HEY I GOT INTO AN ANIME WHICH has a character who’s definitely more attractive ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Aaand, he is voiced by Suwabe. Yaaaas. Time to binge the 223 chapters of manga!

WELL FUCK. THE KANEKI PAMPHLET. SHIT. COME ON.  I mean, I was the one who mentioned it first, but damn. Congratulations with Tatsuo would be interesting. 

Nope, I never read/watched it, but I heard a lot of good things about the anime ^^ So, tell me about it when you’re done (or when you get a feel of it).

Art improvement is my favourite thing to see in manga. My favourite mangas for that are probably Fairy Tail, Akatsuki no Yona and Black Butler, since the art progression is very visible and damn it, I love seeing people improve.

Mustang is my ultimate favourite in FMA. Cause MUSTANG.  Ahem.

OH SNAP SNAP. SPARK SPARK. IT’S TIME TO LIGHT UP THE DIGGY DIGGY ART. I’M THE FLAME ALCHEMIST AND I’M GONNA BE FUHRER. MY BEATS ARE HOT AND MY RHYMES ARE PURER. I LIKE THE LADIES IN THE MINY SKIRTS. I’LL BE POSING IN THE MIRROR WITHOUT MY FANCY SHIRTS. I’M GONNA SET YOUR HEART ON FIRE WOOSH WOOSH. AND YOU KNOW MY HEART BURNS BRIGHT TOO KABOOM KABOOM. MY FIREPOWER TONIGHT IS FEELING JUST RIGHT KABLAM KABLAM

*slams the phone down* Fun fact: this was written from memory. I actually know the whole song. Help.

I.

Am.

Gay.

For.

Lust.

Also, Olivier. 

Those two are just... Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

I think you’ll like seeing Scar more in the future, since he gets even more development. Cause he gets a lot of it. Everyone does, though.

I think Scar would be fascinated with you. Like, ‘this smol thing. I want to protect it. What is this feeling’

AAAA! I hope you submit your art soon! I really want to see it!!

Olivier is bae. She can step on my face and I won’t complain.

Ayyy I get 2 guys at the same time. Greedling is second to Mustang. Cause damn??? Especially when Greed is in control?? Damn. 

Kimblee, says the wiki, is my nightmare. I never really liked him, honestly. Cause  shit, the guy blows stuff up for fun. He is definitely interesting, but I’d be scared to be in a 5km radius of him. He’d blow me up. One sarcastic remark, and I’d probably be dust. Yay.

Ahahah Tatsuo Sloth. Wow. 

Sloth scares me, to be honest.  A lot of fma characters scare me, it appears.