#no one's gonna waltz in here and tell me bake offs are any less ruthless than the games absolutely not.
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can i just say that gaul should've stuck to researching on her poisonous pookie fauna because istg that woman was running the games like a frat party.
#raj shitposting#all the reasons that the games were shit before the 10th *a comprehensive list*:#lucky flickerman was not the host x10000000. LISTEN.#nobody had to fucking die this could have been the great panem bake off or some shit.#no one's gonna waltz in here and tell me bake offs are any less ruthless than the games absolutely not.#PLUS THEY'RE COMEDIC THAT'S FLICKERMAN'S FORTE.#THIS COULD HAVE ALL BEEN PUT DOWN ON FLICKERMAN'S SHOULDERS AND THAT MAN WOULD CARRY IT BETTER THAN ATLAS I'M TELLING Y'ALL.#wait a minute- oh my fucking god i just realised this. the hunger games could have been a bake off. THEY COULD'VE BEEN A BAKE OFF.#THIS ALL COULD'VE BEEN ABOUT FUCKING PASTRY.#NOBODY HAD TO DIE THEY COULD'VE MADE THIS A BAKE OFF AND IT WOULD STILL MINT THEM INSANE AMOUNT OF CASH HAD FLICKERMAN BEEN THE HOST.#all the victors get to run the biggest bakery in town.#YES THIS IS IT. THIS IS PERFECT.#district folks only get access to the bakery during the games. the rest of the year the bakery serves the capitol only.#this gives them their power dose plus FOOD.#imagine flickerman's commentary while a food fight breaks out in the background lmao that'd be peak comedy.#oh my FUCKING GOD SOMEONE CALLY SUZIE.
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