#no need for death threats buddy- you're literally the only danger to yourself necessary
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No i mean yeet him in a random-ass bungalow and have him Gaze At Nature
he's back at it, yet another serious death threat has hit car hammer explosion man
#WOOOOOOOW- mr fantastic is one line one. he'd like to congratulate you for reaching father than he thought possible#it's impressive. bit not for any reasons you would want to brag about#for legal reasons: i think Matt should have a legal gag order because he doesn't know the first rule of holes is stop digging#but i think he's committed to burying himself in a grave of his own creation#no need for death threats buddy- you're literally the only danger to yourself necessary#the problem is that you make sure to take out collateral damage with you.#it's hard to find a sadder example of a human being when Elon Musk exists but Matt seems intent on speedrun any% driving his#brands into the ground first so that he'll be in headlines louder than Muskie boi#they do realize most people are looking at them like the least sympathetic version of an ASPCA commercial?#cuz there is sad... and then there is did it to yourself and expect people to feel bad for you when you are ruining lives for your ego#if the first step of IT trouble shooting is a death threat to him- being in the same room as him should be considered assault#one is taking psychic damage just knowing he's there.#<- y. yeah#but fr photophuck needs to get his terminally online ass to touche la erbà
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