#nj's brain farts

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Whenever Toshinori invites people to his apartment he always keeps one room offlimits. Nobody can enter that room. That is until one evening Detective Naomasa accidentally mistakes the room for the storage room after being asked to get a bottle of wine.

The detective simply stares into the room shocked, until he feels a hand on his shoulder and sees All Might behind him.

“I-I can explain!” the retired hero said nervously.

Tsukauchi simply looks back into the room and goes inside. All around him are figurines, posters, hero merch in general from various heroes he recognise being ex students of his friend. But what is impressive is the amount of Hero Deku’s merchandise. He made his debut comeback a little over a year ago so he would never imagine for the hero to have a lot of merch, and yet Toshinori’s collection was MASSIVE. He looks back at Toshinori with an amused smile.

“I remember you saying you didn’t have favorites, All Might”

Toshinori rolls his eyes embarassed.

“I don’t…. but Young Midoriya… he is my boy. I am so proud of him.” The retired hero looks fondly at a little bunny plushie with Deku’s suit palette.

“Also just because they are no longer my students, doesn’t mean I’ll stop supporting them!”

Tsukauchi looks amused at his friend smiling all proud. He shakes his head chuckling and walks our the room.

“You��re such a nerd”

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I wasn't aware of Shannen Doherty until Beverly Hills 90210. Heathers was huge back in '88 but Winona Ryder, Christian Slater and Kim Walker cast such big shadows that I didn't realize Doherty was one of the other Heathers until Brenda infected my brain. (Incidentally, Walker, Slater's then-girlfriend, who rocked her appearance as the diabolical Heather (Chandler), also died way too soon from a brain tumor that claimed her life in 2001).

Thing is. I hated Brenda. She was always so angry. So judgmental. Brenda and Dylan were nauseating. The perfect TV couple--too cool to ever smile. Their pregnancy scare (set to "Losing My Religion") was an early 90's culture moment that cannot be purged from my cultural memory.

Doherty's performance as Rene in "Mallrats" single-handedly changed my perception of her. Her character is dramatic without being moody, angry (but in a sexy way), and funny as hell. Prior to Mallrats I couldn't imagine self-righteous Brenda shimmying into a pair of tight jeans to sneak out the window of her boyfriend's basement bedroom in his parents house or screwing in a mall elevator. Smith's dialogue also alludes to her character performing a strip tease to the theme of Mighty Mouse on Brody's birthday and being subjected to a mid-blowjob fart. Hilarious as either prospect sounds on its own, the notion of Shannen Doherty doing either of those things convulsed the minds of 1995 audiences with cognitive dissonance.

I grew up in Kevin Smith land: Monmouth County, NJ. I went to Leonardo Grade School (Joey Lauren Adams wears a Leonardo Elementary t-shirt during a scene in Chasing Amy) and Bayshore Middle School is literally a five minute walk from the Quick Stop where Smith filmed Clerks. Smith's movies explored the mindset, geography, and culture of the insular corner of the Garden state that I called home. Smith put my beloved Red Bank on the map. He peopled his universe with live action comic book characters: romantic underdogs like TS Quint and slacker heros like Jay and Silent Bob or Brody Bruce.

Jason Lee graduated from skater personality to full fledged A-lister (or B) by playing Brody, Rene's ex and future boyfriend. That transformation (and Mallrats writ large) would never have happened without Doherty. Despite being the only bonafide star in a low budget Indie movie set entirely in shopping malls, Doherty threw herself into the role of Brody's fed up, oft-neglected, self-doubting girlfriend. She convincingly plays disgusted, furious, regretful, aroused and ultimately resigned and in so doing brings Rene's inner conflict to life.

And yet, despite the huge difference in star power, Lee's sad clown persona--vulgar, over the top ranting and juvenile antics punctuated by whiffs of introspective regret and epiphany--proves a perfect foil. Seen together, Brody and Rene are a classic case of attracted opposites--a story element confirmed by their ongoing flirtatious banter and elevator tryst (despite their recent breakup).

Even the visual contrast is striking. Seeing Doherty juxtaposed with Lee's towering, lanky figure made me appreciate how tiny she was. Her petite stature ultimately serves to emphasize the stakes of the contest for her hand between Brody and Rene's date for the day, "the asshole from fashionable male," played by a still-obscure, hulking and yet oddly pudgy Ben Affleck. A sexual predator in guido preppy disguise (who likes to fuck girls in that uncomfortable place that's not the back of a Volkswagen), the Asshole scorns our hero's mall-squatting, low ambition ways and threatens Bruce to back off Rene (later brutally assaulting Brody for not heeding the warning). In the middle of said beating he taunts Brody with his clandestine buggery plans for Rene.

This threat hangs over every scene in which you see Doherty framed between Affleck and Lee like a diminutive, long-lashed doe between two massive 12 point bucks. I can't emphasize enough the cognitive dissonance Gen-Xers like me felt at the thought of Brenda getting fucked in ass. It ultimately ennobles Brody and TS's comically chivalrous quest to win back their lost loves.

On merit alone, Shannen Doherty rocked her performance in Mallrats. Such was her star power, however, that her mere presence wordlessly broke the fourth wall to hilarious effect.

Though not considered Smith's best work, Mallrats has always been one of my favorite movies and changed minds among latter day audiences have raised it to cult status. As he did with Clerks, Smith imbued the film with a philosophic wit that more than compensates for the film's low production quality and simple premise. It's also chock-a-block with future stars from character actors destined to shed that designation, like Affleck and Michael Rooker, to virtual unknowns like Lee and Claire Forlani. It even features Stan Lee's most memorable cameo outside the MCU.

And yet, despite the buzz around Smith as the next thing in Indie movies, and the phenomenal casting, the principle reason a risk-averse Hollywood was willing to greenlight the picture was the participation of Shannen Doherty. That's how big a deal she was.

We'll miss you, Brenda. Rest in peace, big sis.

Shannen Doherty as Rene in MALLRATS (1995) dir. Kevin Smith

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🌷taehyung having a crush on you🌷

(it had to be a gif w tannie ☺️💜)

-you're oblivious to the fact he's crushing on you bc he actually hides it pretty well (he wouldn't even blush or anything around you so it was actually pretty hard to figure it out, it was like a running gag between you and him that you'd make him blush one day, he was always like "you won't catch me blushing, ever" and you were like "we'll see about that posh spice")

-tbh when u guys first met, he was really reserved and took quite a while to open up to you

-he had this noir vibe when you first got to know him and he was quite the starer

- he was intimidating for sure, but the more you got to know him you saw that he's an absolute sweetheart

-now he's definitely brighter around you, smiles a lot and is more goofy

- will touch you a lot, he'll do it subtly though... you'll start to experience what a big effect a small touch can have

- makes time for you despite his busy schedule, hanging out with you is actually balancing for him and this is actually insanely fascinating for him, bc he tries to understand how it's possible that everything hectic in his life disappears as soon as he's together with you

-he's always dressed to the nines, even his casual attire is chicer than half of your wardrobe tbh

-very responsible, will help you get shit done and always has your back

-you once had trouble with your landlord bc this grumpy old fart really had the nerve to raise your rent when he didn't even bother fixing issues you've raised a complaint about

-taehyung listened to your rant while you were talking with a friend on the phone

-he asked some questions about your landlord after, it seemed pretty random to you and you didn't think about it much

-anyway, the issues in your flat were solved within 2 weeks and your landlord informed you that there will be no raise after all + he looked pretty nervous

- you asked him what made him change his mind and he just did the v pose

(you: , landlord: isn't this what youngsters do? hah..ha... *laughs nervously and leaves*, you: ???????)

-you told taehyung about the whole thing

you: i swear this man is on crack or something, he looks paranoid as hell lately

taehyung: yeah.... it must be .... the crack........ (😌)

-honestly he's your rock, he's forgetful sometimes but you still can always rely on him, no matter the weather

-sometimes taehyung can't express his thoughts properly but he can always count on you to understand what he wants to say.. he was quite baffled about that at first, but then you explained to him how the vibes of a person can sometimes say far more than words can express and that and that you would always understand his heart and, my dear, was the first time he wanted to kiss you

-he would ask you all sorts of questions bc he'd just love to hear you talk and learn about the way you think

- and he grew more and more comfortable around you, so his walls slowly crumbled around you with each joke you made and each secret you've shared with him

-and whenever he spoke about his dreams and future plans he included you like it was something completely natural and you could feel your heart race whenever he said something about this

-will take you the his favourite spots in the city and tell you his about his favourite memories he made there

-you guys would also go on long walks together, btw you meeting yeontan was one of the best days of his life tbh and this fluffy lil fella also loved you so much that tae was like "...are you kidding?" but he secretly loved it and filmed you with tannie very very often

-also, one time he left tannie in your care bc he was busy and he wasn't able to leave him with his parents on short notice... tae had spare keys to your flat anyway, so you just told him to come to yours whenever he was done

-and so he did and... he clutched his chest and was like "have mercy with my heart" because you and yeontan were cuddled together on your bed and fast asleep

-and tae stood there at your bedroom's door frame with the biggest smile on his face and tried so hard not to squeal bc this was one of the cutest things he'd ever seen, so he did what he had to do and took a picture of you two and then layed down next to you and fell asleep

-the next morning, you woke up to yeontan trampling over your chest and then hopping off the bed

-you closed your eyes again but you could still hear light snores next to you, so you turned around you were face to face with taehyung.... who's still so damn handsome that it's almost unfair bc you were pretty sure you probably drooled at some point... but he was still taking your breath away even with his slightly puffy face and messy hair

-you traced your fingers along his jawline and looked at him, thinking how lucky you must be... he snuck into your bed and now you were laying there, on a rainy morning.. like a couple that also happened to have the cutest dog

-you were caught by surprise when his eyes fluttered open and he looked at you, grinned and said "good morning' with his deep morning voice that made you all giddy... "I let myself in, I hope you don't mind..." and, sufficient to say, you did not, obviously. "tannie and you... looked pretty comfy, I wanted to join. oh, and would you mind continuing that?" he took your hand and put it to back to his face, but not without gently kissing the tip of your fingers. You smiled at him, cupped his cheek and caressed it. He slid his hands beneath your shirt and slowly pulled you closed to him, you hugged him and nestled your head against his chest. You were laying there with your legs intertwined and the only thing you heard was taehyung's rapid heart beat and the rain dribbling on your window, a moment which was the closest thing to bliss... a moment that was interrupted by his phone going off and yeontan appearing out off nowhere, jumping on the bed and running over you. taehyung groaned and grabbed his phone, as you giggled and took yeontan in your arms and cuddled him when taehyung had get up. you knew by his apologetic look that this was work and that your moment of bliss was now officially over.

-taehyung was equally upset about this, both didn't try to show the other but yeah, both of you loved the moment you shared and hated the fact that it was cut short bc bangtan had to do a re-recording

-taehyung left yeontan in your care again since you had the weekend off and promised to be back as soon as possible, to take continue where you left off. he was back at 1:28 am & drunk off his ass, turns out the boys insisted on going for drinks to celebrate that they were done with the songs and taehyung couldn't say no

-yeontan fell asleep after the 3rd walk you took him on and didn't even wake up when tae started making all that noise when he was back.

-tae's went straight for your bed and crashed there. His phone rang and you picked up after seeing it was namjoon, who got an earful from you bc you were pretty sure they didn't wanna deal with drunk tae and left him in your care, but namjoon sincerely explained to you that tae almost FOUGHT jin and yoongi when they wanted to take him to the dorms and that tae insisted on going to your place bc he had "important business" to do

you: tf is that supposed to mean?

nj: he said you need to talk things out or something. or tell you something? well, speaking is involved, idk and idc, im not too sober myself, so good night~

-maybe it was the sleep deprivation making you all mush-brained... but what if.... what if tae wanted to confess? after your cuddly morning it probably wouldn't be too far off to assume that, or would it?

-you laughed at yourself and went back to bed, where taehyung had hogged your duvet, so you got out another one and layed down.. taehyung tossed and turned, sighed and mumbled something

-drunk as he was, you didn't think much of it, apart from that, you were almost asleep, but he lifted himself from the bed and said your name

you: what is it, tae ?

him: I need to confess something

you: *suddenly wide awake* 👀👂

him: .... I.... I forgot to buy anchovies *falls back asleep*

you: KIM TAEHYUNG

him: ...huh?? what????

you: is that the important thing you had to tell me? the thing you told namjoon about??

-he turned around and looked at you with wide eyes, he, too was suddenly wide awake and from the look on his face you knew that this was in fact not about anchovies... "We'll talk tomorrow, when I'm sober again." ... you knew he was right, but curiosity has gotten the better of you. you agreed, but it took both of you quite a while to fall asleep again.

-you woke up the next morning, only to find the other half of your bed empty

-after throwing your pillow across the room, you got up, feeling a mixture of sadness, disappointment and anger

-he took yeontan with him too and didn't leave you a note nor a message explaining why he left

-you took a long shower, then got dressed and just as you were about to make breakfast... your front door opened and tae came in, with yeontan on a leash in one hand and a bag from your favourite bakery in the other

-you stared at him, completely bedazzled for a second but then glared at him, which took him by surprise. he smiled nervously... "what the hell, taehyung?" you said angrily, but deep down you were so damn relieved he was back. "We went for a walk and then I went to buy your favourites, since you always get up around this time" he said, while taking tannie's leash off, and smiled. "What did you think, hm?" - "well, I certainly didn't expect you to deal so well, looking at how you came in last night." - "oh you learn a thing or two when you're a performer" the two of you laughed and he knew he's off the hook. you started cutting fruits and he quickly joined you after he washed his hands. "so about that important thing from last night", he began and looked at you with a smile, as your cheeks blushed almost instantly, "I really wanted to make this right because this isn't something I want to do when I'm drunk. I think you understand that, right?". You tried very hard to hide go keep a straight face, but you couldn't hide your smile. Taehyung giggled. "Look at me..." he said with a husky tone that excited you even more. You looked at him with a raised eyebrow and smiled, as you knew what was coming and he smiled because you knew.

💕

epilogue

-you had noticed he put the pic of you and yeontan sleeping as his screensaver-

you: nice screensaver btw 👀

tae: *tries to keep his cool.. blushes v hard*

you: OH MY GOD

tae: STOP

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News Journal's Jimmy Olsen aka Matthew Albright has amazing brain-fart on local politics

News Journal’s Jimmy Olsen aka Matthew Albright has amazing brain-fart on local politics

Set your ‘Trump clock’ to 15 minutes or less ; Matthew Albright, The News Journal Published 3:36 p.m. ET Feb. 16, 2018 | Updated 10:01 p.m. ET Feb. 17, 2018 Don’t local politicians deserve to be judged on what they do — or what they don’t do? If we dedicated even part of the political brainpower we spend on Trump to local elections and government, we’d be a lot better off.   NJ’s Jimmy Olsen has…

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i need a fic with slowburn awkward inko x all might (and dadmight adopting izuku).

• inko being a single mother cuz her husband basically abandoned her after izuku got diagnosed as quirkless (how convenient he had a work trip in america huh..). he one day sent her an email as a goodbye and that was it. inko put all herself into working and making sure izuku was loved.

• i like to think toshinori being very awkward cuz he spent all his life working as hero so he didnt really have lots of normal free time. but now that he was injured and had to step back a bit, so he didnt know what do do

• one evening, after a long training session with izuku, inko invited toshi for dinner and after sending the kid to sleep she started asking toshi about the training and all. she also thanked him for giving her boy’s hope and being the reason be was so much happier. toshi telling her that it was a pleasure and that izuku was blessed to have such a loving mother that cared so much about him. from there they would keep talking, toshinori telling her about some stories about him (obv not revealing too much). then he would ask about her husband…. inko awkwardly telling him he left them and that it wasn’t an issue. she would laugh it off but toshi saw that she was still hurt. she said that she didnt have time anyway working and being a mother fulltime. “not like someone would be interested in me anyway” she would laugh.

• after hisashi left her she didnt have time for herself and with her constant worry and anxiety (and depression from being left) she gained weight. she didn’t particularly care about it herself but she saw how people looked at her for it, so she never thought someone would be interested in her. when she said this (for her it was a lighhearted joke) all might frowned and told her that she was a very strong and beautiful woman. after that they both blushed and all awkwardly toshinori standed up saying his goodnights and left the apartment. sksjskakakanakakakkaak i love them both acting all awkward like teenagers ahah it’s been ao long since inko even thought about romance, and toshinori well being the symbol of peace it was dangerous for him.

• inko starting to make bigger bentos for izuku to share with all might

• toshinori overhearing izuku mumbling about finding a gift for her mum’s birthday and him freaking out about what to get her (he had to ask midnight and other teachers about it, but after they started teasing him for it he decided to simply buy some (very expensive) flowers)

aksnkskakakakskskkanaakkakwakkwieieuwiaiiaja pls they would be so cute. inko deserves all the good in the world

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i need a fanfiction with aizawa & adopted shinsou and hizashi & adopted izuku. aizawa and hizashi slowburn romance with littles shinsou and izuku trying to set their dads for a date. pls i NEED it

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whenever i read a mha fanfic and present mic calls the kids “little listeners” my heart explodes.

that shit is so cute 😭😭😭😭💙

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adult teacher midoriya and prohero bakugou are so fun ahah especially i love when people write/draw aus with bakugou breaking into UA just to annoy midoriya LOL

i also like to think about kota being protective of his big brother 🫡 like him changing his seats near the window so whenever bakugou tries to break in he just shoves him off with water (also for interrupting class) idk it’s so funny to think about

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Baby Philza is so cute!🥰 I wonder when the bird behavior got really obvious? I mean Rose probably asked villagers about raising babies and Blaze could ask the piglins but neither of those have winged babies. Like pouty grumpy baby as he molts out his feathers. Very vocal when hungry maybe prefers to hide under the cloaks and skirts of his caregivers( baby bird hiding under a parent’s wings). That and feather care is not something most humanoids care about.

there are so many possibilities yes yes >:D for me personally i like to thing baby Phil figured out things by himself. with instincts and observing the birds. He would be aware of being “different” from other creatures (villagers, netherborns, and the deities themselves) but he saw similarities with birds and went with it LOL I also like to think Rose would be chill like “yeaaah he got it!” while Blaze and She and He would be panicking when lil Phil started jumping from high grounds or do other activities the deities are not familiar with LOL

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BABY PHIL I CANNOT

HES SO CUTE AND LOVABLE AND I JUST WANNA HUG HIMMM

YESSSS A LITTLE SPOILED ADVENTUROUS (no idea how to spell this word) TINY CHICKEN BABY 🥹

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i didnt think i needed motherly Magne until now omg i love her so much

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i’ve been reading some fluff romantic fanfics lately. so i obviously start thinking that what a shame that im aroace.. idk i often think how teenage romances and adults ones sound nice (with the right people obv)

idk ahah

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i’m very bad at it but i’ve been enjoying writing ahah

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i'm writing the Ramòn pov of my egg finale au series lol

i love that little egg so much. i wanna give him and his dads the finale they deserved >:) (again this is just an au of mine, im excited to see what artea and the other ramòn admins are planning for the canon eheh)

i already have 2 drawing i would like to make for it. but rn im at like 1k words and it barely covered the beginning 💀 lol

also big BIG thank you for the people liked my silly posts. i really appreciate it, didnt expect people to actually see it so it was a nice surpise :D lol bless you all <3

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⋆⁺₊⋆ ☾⋆⁺₊⋆ Ciao! My name's Nat ‧₊˚❀༉‧₊˚.

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☆MCYT (Philza, Hermicraft, QSMP)

☆ANIME (Dungeon Meshi, Kaiju n.8, MHA, KNY)

☆GAMES (Minecraft, Stardew Valley)

☆Percy Jackson

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#nj's brain farts (random thoughts)

#nj plays minecraft (my minecraft builds!)

#nj draws (i can't draw but ive got the spirit, art in general)

#nj's mcyt brainrot (mcyt in general, fanarts etc)

#nj's bookmarks

🍳 my QSMP FINALE au

🐦‍⬛Baby!Philza au

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so dusty in here lmao