#nice to meet ya guv'nor what you want to know
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why does thei remind me of stupws
#the stupendium#😎#read all about it! read all about it!#biscuit rations to increase by degree of the masters!#missing baby found in spider we-#oh#well hello there friend!#taht shiny badge there tells me you're here with the ministry of accounting and recounting!#taking the census?#oh well youve picked a spot alright!#theres no shortage of colorful characters here kn the neath#and they all oass through here at the singing mandrake!#let old harry teller show you about#theres a fella up top by the name of#robert rackett#but these days#everyone calls him honest bob#he can talk for england#i should say you pay him a visit!#nice to meet ya guv'nor what you want to know#trying to keep a track of numbers now we've dumped here down below?#oh!#fine come take a look you'll see#im an open book to read#something took this city then this city really took to mean#*me#i'm not a crook or thief!#i just do what i got to do#bloke's still got to eat!#beef is more than a bob or two
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