#neil's year would be the world cup (obv)

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AFTG X SCALONETA AU, ANYONE??????

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all the even numbers

omfg okay

2. If you could have dinner with any 3 living or dead people, who would they be and why?

Gillian Anderson because I love her, Deforest Kelley because he’s a delight, and Dan Avidan from Game Grumps because he’s lovely

4. What was the last good thing that happened to you?

yesterday a customer at work saw me struggling and said “you’re doing great” and it was really nice, and the day before another customer found out I was new and said “you’re doing great, sweetie” and I love both of them

6. What do you think is the meaning of life?

dunno, man, I think it depends on the person

8. Do you have any pet peeves?

people chewing with their mouths open, but I have misophonia so I’m not sure if that’d be a pet peeve or a symptom. But also people who just leave stuff everywhere, like they make a mess and don’t clean it up the moment they’re done

10. What was your favorite TV show growing up?

I had a lot because I watched a lot of tv, but I used to be a big fan of Doctor Who

12. What are your favorite movies?

Clue is number one in my heart always. I also love Some Like it Hot, Ghostbusters (new and old), The Voyage Home, and Psycho

14. What do you look for in a significant other?

If I can hold a conversation with someone it’s a miracle so that’s like lowest bar

16. What are some things on your bucket list?

huh, I don’t think I actually have anything tbh which is weird because I swear I did. Get a tattoo I guess? idk

18. Do you have any pets or have you ever owned any?

I currently have two fish names Rodney Dangerfish and Louis, and their snail companion Snailison Ford

20. If you could only listen to one song for the rest of your life, what song would you choose and why?

I’m currently in love with Jenny by The Studio Killers as well as Neptune by Sleeping at Last, which are two very different vibes but either one would be wonderful

22. What is your favorite commercial?

do people have those? I don’t even know any current commercials

24. If you were stuck on a deserted island and could only bring one thing, what would it be?

A boat.

LMAO no, I’d bring my copy of The Graveyard Book by Neil Gaiman

26. Who is your favourite musical artist?

I’ve never really had one, but if I had to choose then probably the Gorillaz

28. What is your favourite color?

greeeeeeeeeeeen 💚 

30. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?

transformation obv

32. What actor or actress would star as you in a movie about your life?

Gillian Anderson. She looks nothing like me but it’s be cool right?

34. If you could trade lives with anyone else for one day, who would you trade with?

Gillian Anderson. I’d get to be gorgeous and meet cool people and she’d get some much needed time off

36. Who is your favourite author?

Neil Gaiman, but I don’t read much anymore

38. What is your favorite food ever?

pub burgers

40. Drunken story time! Go!

lmao I don’t drink, but one time at a party with a lot of people who were drunk a dildo fell on me from the ceiling, which was really embarassing because I was waiting for it so I could smack it out of the air but I missed and it hit me in the face instead

42. What is the first thing you wash in the shower?

well first I stand there for ten minutes doing nothing and then I wash my hair

44. How are you feeling right now?

conflicted and vaguely uncomfortable with a hint of frustration

46. What is the closest red item to you?

my ipod and headphones

48. Do you love yourself?

sometimes

50. Have you ever met a celebrity?

no I have not and I’ve never known a greater injustice

52. What are you listening to right now?

Just finished listening to Fragile World by Alberto Rosende and am about to hit play on Here’s to Us as sung by Paget Brewster and Paul F. Tompkins on Beyond Belief

54. What is the craziest thing you've ever done?

dated a straight guy, it was fuckin wild

56. Did you have a good childhood?

it was okay, would not replay

58. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?

LICK. I LICK MY ICE CREAM BECAUSE I’M NOT A SAVAGE. GOOD GOD. but i will bit a popsicle cause those things are disgusting when they melt so gotta go fast

60. What are some of your turn-ons?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

62. Would you go skydiving?

Yeah, and maybe I’d break my leg and have to get a metal rod put in just like my mom. Twinning!

64. Do you ever rent movies?

W

When was

What year was this question written

66. What is your zodiac sign?

Nacho Libra

68. Is there anything you want to say to anyone right now?

Hey Gyllian just answer my question. It’s a simple question. I can’t make it any clearer. I just want an answer, please. I’ve emailed you like three times how can you not understand what I’m asking.

70. What is your stance on abortion?

Pro-choice. 

72. Who do you admire and why?

Gillian Anderson because she’s a great role model, has a great sense of humour, has anxiety but works through it like the hero she is, and is the sourse of like 90% of wlw queer awakenings

74. Have you ever had a near-death experience?

I’ve almost stepped in front of so many cars and also once someone stole my sketchbook

76. Where do you want to live after retirement?

Somewhere quiet and with good wifi

78. If you believe in a God or Higher Power, what one question would you want to ask Him or Her?

I’m agnostic and I would ask them what the fuck

80. Are you more introverted or extroverted?

what’s extrovert, never heard of her

82. What do you worry about most?

my friends

84. Who do you compare yourself to?

my friends

86. What five words would you use to describe your personality?

quiet, funny, petty and anxious

88. What belief do you have that many people disagree with?

If you bite a bit off the tip off a goldfish cracker you can fill it with hot chocolate and have a tiny cheese cup

90. Is it possible to lie without saying a word?

yeah man, nodding’s a thing

92. If you had to teach an academic subject, what subject would you want to teach?

art or music (or pop culture if I knew more because that stuff is hella interesting)

94. What will matter most to you when you're 80 years old?

probably whatever cyborg pet I have at the time. Good ol’ fluffy

96. Are you a perfectionist?

I used to be, but now I have like 0 motivation

98. What is your guilty pleasure?

i’m not guilty about any of my pleasures

100. What is your favorite social media website?

Fuck, probably this hellsite. I jsut really like memes okay?