#neil's like yeah sure i can keep getting away with tax fraus ez peasy (on a first name basis w the fbi hq)

[dykekarkat]

i wonder when wymack had to sit down and give neil the taxes talk or do u think he was just coasting along like yeah im already working with the yakuza still whats a little More tax fraud

*okay imagine a world where neil runs out of his blood money during his sophomore year for idk. whatever reasons you so wish*

neil: hey do u think i have time for a part time job before i get signed professionally. im out of cash

kevin: no you need to be putting all your energy into exy i cant believe-

nicky: that sounds like a great idea!

aaron: i think u mean terrible. can u imagine josten making your coffee? id be wondering if he poisoned it

nicky: nahhh with that face? everyone would be obsessed with the new cute barista

kevin: -you would even entertain such a thing exy is your LIFE. LITERALLY. you dont have time to play cafe when any second ichirou-

andrew: kevin.

kevin: ugh fine. whatever. go play barista for all i care im NOT helping you with taxes and im NOT explaining to ichirou why you're suddenly interested in a career in customer service.

aaron: what do u even know about taxes have u worked a single day in your life

neil: wait why would i pay taxes

everyone: ??????????

everyone: bcus you'd?? be on a payroll?? you have a legal identity now??

neil: oh what the fbi's gonna knock on my door for a little tax fraud? how r u even supposed to pay taxes? how would they even know i didnt do it. how would I even know.

nicky: oh god no one ever gave him the tax talk can someone get wymack

andrew already on the phone: wymack you have a very fun and entertaining evening ahead of you