#neil finds the board and is like “you accidently put aaron's name on andrew's drawing�� and everyone makes drastic changes to their charts
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i-am-trying-my-best-okay · 8 days ago
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@inafieldofstarflowers came up with this idea that the new foxes put together this conspiracy board of whose in what relationship among the og foxes - they even made a whole blank board.
I simply had to try it, though I bet each of the new foxes have their own theories and then put it all together.
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My justification (Keep in mind Jack and Sheena, from what I've seen, are depicted as intolerant assholes - traumatized intolerant assholes, but still):
Jack is just constantly furious that everyone seems to be on Neil's side, not understanding it, dubbing it a weird obsession. He knows Dan and Matt are involved, since they're the most blatant couple. He doesn't really know anything about the Monsters and doesn't care to, except for Kevin. Speaking of Kevin, guy's hypervigilant on everything about Kevin, so you know he's got opinions on every single one of Kevin's relationships he sees (even if he's wrong). Also, he just writes of Seth all together, since from what he watched last season Seth was just deadweight they were better for losing. He also thinks Nicky and Andrew have sex, despite everyone being like "Jack they're cousins"; he mostly thinks this because of his homophobia. He also thinks Dan slept with Wymack to get her position because he's an asshole.
Robin didn't contribute to this until after she's been instilled into the Monsters, now slowly coming out of her anxiety induced dissociation. So she's only recently started paying attention to the dynamics of the other players, and she mostly only knows based of the Monster friend group point of view. Even then she's not all that invested in such things, so barely picks up on relationship dynamics outside of the Monsters; even Dan and Matt. The first time she sees Matt and Dan kiss she's the only one surprised. Most of her guesses are surprisingly good for her passively observing, though she does think Andrew is way to obsessed with Betsy because he keeps telling her to go see Betsy, and after all Robin's failed therapy she really isn't putting any stock on another therapist.
Sheena mostly hangs around Jack, so she doesn't see a lot of the Foxes outside without Jack by her side, taking in his own opinions and making them hers. I don't think Sheena has a good idea of having genuine friendships so whenever she sees anyone acting close of the opposite gender she just thinks they've hooked up. Due to her skewed perspective she doesn't believe Dan, someone who used to be a stripper, can be dating anyone, so she just considers them being two people who constantly hook up and are closer than other hook ups. She thinks Dan and Allison both got with Seth, again the whole "any male and female relationship means sex" thing, but she noticed Allison seems more connected if Seth is brought up so she thinks they were closer. Also, due to her homophobia, just thinks Nicky slept with all the Monsters (minus those he's related to). She's also kinda tired of Kevin's yapping about Jean and Jeremy.
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