#needless to say I'm not taking this seriously in the slightest lol

[urbeastprime]

I have to say this on anon, because as I'm sure you know, there is no statute of limitations on murder. I didn't pull the trigger personally, but I was involved enough that they could still force me to take a plea deal to testify against the others.

Now you probably know a few years back on this website, there was some drama with a user who kept spamming everyone about "christian terrorism" something something. His name was Carlos Albuquerque and he was a bit unhinged to be fair. And some people accused him of being a pedophile because he wrote awful sexual fanfiction of children's cartoon characters.

Another user on this site was using the name "klubbhehead" at that time, but later changed it to r4cs0. This guy had a reputation as an "anti-SJW" blogger and was minimally popular with a certain circle of people, but his blog is honestly unfunny shitposts and minor drama, so he was never really going to amount to anything. But he is obsessed with being "Tumblr famous" as he calls it. He was desperate to be famous, and then he heard about a prison inmate called James Fairbanks, who became famous for hunting and murdering pedophiles. Soooo… r4cs0 put 2 and 2 together. Tumblr had a problem with an annoying pedophile and he wanted to be famous… Two birds with one stone, right?

It's been years now and I know the authorities will never find the body. r4cs0 never really did become famous in reality, even though he brags about being "Tumblr famous" on his blog. But the whole thing hasn't set right with me and still bothers my conscience. Did we really just murder an internet troll because r4cs0 wanted to indulge his eCeleb fantasy? Are we all pretending his posts are funny and that he's a cool guy, just because we secretly know there is a very different reason why we can't forget about him? Does that basically make him the OJ Simpson of Tumblr?

Anyway, you can do whatever you want with this knowledge but just keep in mind that shit like this does happen on this site and sometimes people literally die for things they post on the internet. Stay safe!

I'm....

Who is anon, supposedly, that they're close enough with klubbhead/r4sco to have helped him commit murder but clearly hate him enough that the longest section of this is ragging on him as a wannabe tumblr funnyguy?

How, exactly, is one under the threat of death from just existing on tumblr? Is this like that arc of Sword Art Online where you shoot at their blog with a Death Gun and it kills the blogger 4 realz?

Why is this eating at anon's subconscious enough that they have to send a short essay (D-minus, btw, see me after class young man) to some random furry doofus? And, how can it be so heavy a weight and yet anon doesn't want to seek legal retribution to absolve themselves?

... Am I being threatened at the end there?

What the FUCK is this.

[beevean]

The reason I haven't watched Prime yet, other than the fact the trailers fully failed to catch my interest and everything in there honestly looked really ugly and oddly stretchy, is basically because Sonic allegedly is presented as an OOC idiot and all his friends as needless dicks. It makes me fear watching it is going to be one big They Would Not Do That teeth-grinding endeavour, which I know I am not going to enjoy in the slightest. I had the exact same in Boom RoL, with Sonic randomly bailing his friends out of a fight they could have easily won (but clearly asking them to turn tail because he was worried)... and his friends then suddenly becoming all aggressive and accusatory when shit hit the fan despite the fact that 1. Sonic was trying to help (even if it clearly was not necessary in a more meta player sense, but still, it's nice he was worried, I suppose) and 2. Sonic could not have known he would lead the party right to Lyric, yet everyone fully blamed him for Lyric's escape anyway without taking that detail into account at all. Prime seems to be doing the same with that shattered crystal, and it truly comes off as unfair towards Sonic.

But I must say, the more people are abuzz about Prime, the more my curiosity is piqued... in a "I wonder just how bad it actually is" kind of way, but still. Now I really am heavily debating if maybe I should give it a watch after all, but I just truly don't like how it appears as if the characters got completely stripped of everything that makes them likeable and Sonic gets the short end of the stick because of it😅

And of course the fact Silver is not in it, but we can't have everything. But still :<

You nailed it lol. It's exactly that: trailers and blurbs both failed to convince me it would be a good investment of my time. I mention Boom because I felt the same way when the trailers of RoL started to drop: I watched them, thought "wow this looks very unappealing" and simply never followed its development - and this was long before it turned out to be a glitchy mess lmao.

I still have zero interest in catching up. I have watched a few clips from my friends who did subject themselves to it, and I'm sorry, but every frame simply repels me. I don't like the overly stretchy animation, Sonic has some truly cringy lines, everyone's OOC, the concept alone is just wasted IMO - I don't care about a Jungle AU or a Pirate AU! The Eggman AU could have been great, showing on-screen what Forces didn't, but nooooooo we have to have the Chaos Council 🙄 yeah thanks, that's exactly what i needed in my life, gen z eggman.

Doesn't help that the praise I keep seeing feels rather shallow, about how cute characters are (first it was Nine, now it's Apple Metal or whatever the name is) or how funny the shipteases are. And sure, nothing wrong in enjoying mindless entertainment ofc, you do you. But again, I still think I'd be wasting my time. It's not even interesting in the same way IDW sparked some interesting conversations about Sonic's personality and morals in the games. Yeah, Sonic's a dumbass here. People like him being a dumbass. Okay.

Anyway, if you want to hatewatch, I recommend doing so with a friend lol. You could both make fun of it and seriously discussing about what works and what doesn't :P

[your-ao-no-exorcist-imagine-blog]

Hello! May I have a ship, please? I'm 21. A girl 5'3 and mulato. I can be over extravagant and indulgent. I talk too much. I can be vindadictive and a bit murderous when angered. I love to read and go camping. I have a small amount of close friends that I adore. I tend to follow my nest friend or so like a lost puppy. I have the emotional IQ of a rock, Im better with books than people. I live dogs, and other furry critters. Oh, and kids when they are behaving. Thanks.

Of course love

I Ship You With....

Mephisto

He will so always be trying to pick you up because you is a small bean compared to him

He loves to hear you talk and even when you don’t think he is paying attention he is

He will spoil you like there is no tomorrow and buy you so many random things

He will think you cute when your angry even if it makes you angrier

He will take you to the best camping places around only if you will go to anime conventions with him

He will literally follow you anywhere he can, usually as a dog cause he doesn’t want you to notice

He finds your lack of emotional IQ pretty funny and teases you about it

He thinks of himself to be pretty decent with emotions

He will seriously just stay in his dog form so you can pet him

He will be very affectionate and cuddly and clingy lol

He will find your love of kids odd though he is over protective of his own students

He would so let you get a bunch of pets

He would seriously make you your own library

Your first run in with Mephisto was to say the least horrendous, you saw a dog, which at the time how the heck would you have known it was Mephisto, but anyway you just had to pet him and you believed he was a stray. You were very surprised to find the dog came right up to you and was letting you pet it, you were about to try to pick him up when he suddenly poofed into Mephisto. Needless to say you shrieked and became rather aggravated, you may have slapped him slightly across the face before running off and immediately regretting that choice.

You hoped you wouldn’t run into him anytime soon after that, but it just so happened later that same week you found he was following again literally like a lost puppy, you were started to get annoyed when he poofed up in front of you with flowers apologizing for the previous incident. He then laughed as he explained he walked around the city to find you, honestly you were a little flattered by the gesture.

It became rather awkward after that until he asked if you would care to join for lunch making sure to emphasize that he would pay, not really doing much else you agreed feeling it rude to turn down the offer, once you were leaving the restaurant he smiled saying it was a lovely first date and he left his phone number behind as he poofed away, and really how could you not be the slightest bit curious after that.

I feel like that's a little wonky so if it is my sincere apologies 

Children

You would have a daughter, and Mephisto would beg to have more children, he would so start a child army.

Your daughter obviously inherited the demon traits and the oddly purple hair which excited the crap out of Mephisto. She is only 5′3 right now though she is hoping to get a little taller.

She thanks to Mephisto is hugely into anime and manga, but really books in general especially thrillers. She has a decent amount of patience though when she gets very angry it tends to scare a few people. She loves to talk especially about her interests and can go on for hours literally. She isn’t too social, but those who are close to her she loves with her whole heart.

Like Mephisto she can turn into a little dog and probably other animals if she felt like it, sometimes it worries you because she loves to explore and doesn’t always do so safely