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[Lying] i am so normal about cryptid crush characters you guys. you guys i am so normal. hey guys look at how normal i am abou
#HIS FUCKING PITS#oooooooooooooooooooooh my god. im going to#nay. i shan't#cryptid crush#madhouse mike#robbie cryptid crush#i lied. i so fucking liED LOOK A HIM#LOOK AT HIM#HIS FUVKING CHEST HAIR LOOK AT HIM#LOOK! LOOK AT HIM#ok im normal now i swear#monsterfucker tag#. i swear#august cryptid crush#augustus summers
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happy wet beast wednesday sunday
#fob#fall out boy#patrick stump#fobedit#my heart will always be the b side to my tongue#anni edits#the showering with his clothes on bit... nay. i shan't say.
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#it's WIMDY.... you could say it's... nay i shan't say it#but yeah i *would*#gale dekarios#gale of waterdeep#baldurs gate 3#bg3
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wolcred week | 1. 'the first.'
They all knew it was coming. Either their brightest star would claim the last of the Light, or the Light would claim her.
What were they to do but careen to their inevitable deaths? He had sacrificed one lamb for another, and now a third was to be laid upon the butcher's block. How many must die so that another might live?
He would not forget the sight of the woman before him, holding her outstretched hands aloft as the curtain of Light parted one last time to reveal the night sky in all her glory. Menphina smiled down in a smirk of a crescent for their efforts, and just as she had appeared, was the curtain drawn once again.
He didn’t need an aetherometer to see that Tsuna was suffused– the aether was thick, cloying enough to be seen. The ewer of her body failed to contain it, finally splitting at the seams for a means of escape.
Their ascian friend dealt the final blow. The Exarch, in his well-meaning duplicity, left for dead. And then Tsuna slumped to the ground, just as lifeless.
He ought to be angry– furious– for Urianger’s joint deception, for his own empty hands, or for the cards Sister Fate had dealt them time and time again, but the queer feeling roiling within him was not one of anger, but of fear. He stood there, powerless, shaking to his core whilst the twins rushed to Tsuna’s aid alongside Ryne.
Even Minfilia could not wholly extinguish the Light– she could only freeze it in time– and as Ryne sank to her knees beside the supine woman in hopes of doing the same, he could only watch in abject horror.
“Give her room,” he barked, though the twins were undeserving of his ire as he approached. They still took a collective step back.
Brilliant white blood readily trickled from Tsuna’s nose, and by way of her laboured breathing it was evident that she was being torn apart by a force of which a layman could not hope to see. Something within Tsuna was stirring, whether it was brought about by her own will, or by Ryne’s suppression, he couldn’t know.
It began first in her hands as they twitched and grasped for purchase, then her spine as it coiled. Her eyes snapped open, hungry and searching, as she lunged for the Oracle’s throat in hopes of supping upon the wellspring.
Thancred fell to his knees, wrestling the woman onto her back as an inhuman screech tore from her throat. “Don't stop!” he cried out, harsh with concerted effort. There was an unnatural strength burgeoning within her tiny frame that even as a man grown he struggled to contend with, and if Ryne did not finish the ritual, it would swallow them whole.
Ryne was shaken, but nothing if not determined. The power flowed through her once more, and Tsuna’s struggles came to a head. She thrashed upon the ground against his weight, spitting blood, and gnashing teeth. She would bite her tongue if it kept up-- he could barely hold her steady long enough for Ryne to work in her magicks.
“In our lifetime, please!”
"I'm trying!" "Ryne made a frustrated growl of effort as a bead of sweat rolled down her cheek. The very aether about them seemed to compress, tangible enough that even he could feel it become leaden as it coalesced.
Tsuna cried out one last time, waning to a whine as she pushed wildly against his arms, seizing. Her legs writhed as if a sudden, great pain knifed through her. And then all was silent.
Ryne immediately flagged, catching herself on the marble. Her power had all but been exhausted whilst he held the aftermath limp in his arms. Y’shtola and Urianger had begun to crowd about, to inquire, to plan, to move, but all he could do was hold the small woman in his arms, and pray to the Twelve, unseen, that the Light did not break through once again whilst their last bastion was too weak to hold.
“Ryne,” he called, softly, intently. Apology was writ together in his tone. “Are you all right?”
She nodded, though he knew she waned, looking close to tears from it all.
He swallowed thickly, realising he shared in the sentiment.
Adjusting Tsuna’s body in his arms, he felt just how cold she had grown. They needed a chirurgeon's assistance, and to get off this Godsforsaken rock, but more than that they needed a miracle. His hands would not stop trembling.
“Ryne, you know that I would not deign to ask a favour of you.” He breathed for a long moment, hanging his head low in penance. “Gods–” He swore. “You have to help her. I– We can’t lose her to this.”
Ryne stared back at him, having caught her breath, eyes wide, and glassy. She was searching him for something he couldn't know.
She opened her mouth, before aborting the question. Finally, she pursed her lips, looking uneasy in a way that only managed to make him feel worse.
“I’ll do what I can,” she whispered, and he had no choice but to believe.
#gpose#barfs this is so...#nay I shan't say it... (cwinge)#ANYWAY IT BEGINS........... welcome to my wolcred week#7 days of hell#thinks about when he called wol their brightest star haha anyway#please help her ryne she ate so much glue#i should just make this tunasan week so it doesn't get conflated with the other one but#who gives a hoot#ALSO THANK YOU @sileniadream for giving me a tip for getting this gpose arena set up-- couldn't have done it without your crimes 🫡🫡🫡🫡#wolcred week#my writing (derogatory)
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DO YOU KNOW THIS CHARACTER?
#dyktc polls#polls#darkness#the lord of darkness#legend#legend (1985)#category: movies#category: live action#horror#.....nay i shan't say it
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The stars have aligned
I am going to the Field Museum of Natural History today
I also happen to have my Trazyn the Infinite costume with me
I have within my grasp the power to do the funniest shit ever
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may need to relisten to broken china again chat...
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My new OC that I made up entirely from nothing, his name is Invisalign ambassador zoro
Snookems
#my art#doodlez#op#⛈️#eustass kid#kinemon#I LOVE KINEMON#kin'emon#foxfire kin’emon#I LOVE ROBIN#nico robin#3 tags for good measure#tony tony chopper#trafalgar law#roanoa zoro#zoro#I LOVE ZORO#nami#cat burglar nami#I LOVE NAMI I LOVE NAMI I LOVE NAMI#so many characters i love#kaido dumbass lizard also here#gay little monkey also mentioned if you squint#do u think killer binder useless mid and miku binder thomas jefferson ever... nay I shan't say it
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midnight museum crack 2/?
this is my show pitch to anyone who hasn't started watching this yet. is it working
#midnight museum#midnight museum crack#khathadome#tor thanapob#gun atthaphan#no you don't understand this show is SO good#i'm actively annoyed about it#musecrack#*opens trenchcoat to reveal crackposts*#tor has way too much charisma#and gun has chemistry with everybody#so this is a recipe for disaster for me personally#because i swear if they're supposed to be brothers i am going to be so disappointed#personally i think they should kiss and perhaps even... nay... i shan't say
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i am liking this new series already
#oxventure#oxventure deadlands#everyone's playing off each other well. also mike's accent is pretty good (at least in my opinion as an irishman)#and also i think h.#nay. i shan't
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today i offer tumblr a lil julian sketch since i've welcomed him back into my brain with open arms
#and open- nay. i shan't.#sorry i'm in a silly goofy mood#i love him so bad#julian bashir#ds9#deep space 9#deep space nine#star trek#star trek ds9#star trek deep space 9#star trek deep space nine#star trek fanart#ds9 fanart#julian bashir ds9#my art yeehaw
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one day i'll snap and make a genrex sonic crossover and then you'll all be in for it
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WIP Wednesday 🎉🎉
kisses all day long for @almostfoxglove and @sp00kymulderr for the tags and 😱 i actually have something things to show off! (proof i am not mostly just sitting on my ass)
Opening scenes from Lover Share Your Road Part 3
With your elbow, you tip the brim of your hat until it slides off the crown of your head and falls against the knot of your spine, held tight to you by the dirty cords around your neck. You are suddenly intimately aware of the layer of grime and sweat against your scalp when the cool cellar air strokes you over your forehead and behind your neck, the chill erupting goosebumps down your arms, the small wooden box in your hands shaking. Against your sun-hot skin, it’s relieving, comforting, a respite against what has been feeling more and more like trying to dig through concrete with your fingernails. The fine layer of dirt over the most recent harvest in the box shifts. The dirt in the curves and crevices of your skin and shirt and pants, over the potatoes and carrots, shifts, sprinkling the cellar floor with a cruel mockery of rain. The dirt is everywhere these days.
(and here comes the downward spiral of my shame)
a while back (i mean a WHILE BACK) I got a request for an ABO Joel and . . . listen. it's something - mostly a lot of Seether and Rise Against - but it's also this:
“And as an Omega,” her gaze rolls over you, as if inspecting a new machine for cracks, “you’re supposed to be intimidated.” You lift your drink to your lips, grinning as it dribbles around the corners of your mouth. You lick your chin. She smells like magnolias, faintly. Like dead magnolias, stuffed and pickled. You wonder what she’d smell like clean of inhibitors. “‘Supposed to be’. None of that shit matters anymore. It’s the end of the world, didn’t you hear?” “So Alphas don’t bother you.” “Nope.” You pop your lips on the p, catching a drop of condensation on the side of your glass with your thumb, then your mouth. “Alphas can’t control Omegas like that anymore. But I think you knew that.”
(yes that is Tess 👀)
And, yes, there is one more. It's what I've been using to get back into writing after a rather long break. The original concept started as "being in love with someone who doesn't age would be a gift because they would see you and know you, really know you, all your life, as a sort of guardian angel." and then, well, it feels long, it feels self-indulgent, but i'm actually having some fun with it. No, I'm not going to tell you what character its for - you can just come publicly shame me in my ask box as god intended.
Despite him being several inches taller than you, you somehow manage to yank him down to your level, nose inches from the back of your hand, which is still sealed over his mouth. “I’ve worked my ass off to get to the top of my graduating class and I’ve been a good girl all my life and, goddamn it, I want a fucking beer. If I were anywhere else in the world, I could waltz up and buy one, but I’m not and I’m fucked, here in this specific bar . . . so just shut – up!” Get caught by the bouncer and tossed out on your ass or assault a former professor and a current mutant with truly hair-raising, deadly abilities you’ve seen repeatedly in action; the devil you know or the devil you-sort-of-kind-of-know-but-really-just-know-from-being-in-proximity-as-long-as-you-can-remember-combined-with-an-age-inappropiate-hero-worship-complex. And of course, he just had to remember that stupid nickname you were once so proud of you legitimately considered tattooing it on your arm. But if he was going to tease you with it, your hand over his mouth was doing a smashing good job of preventing that. Your hand over his mouth seems to be preventing a lot of things actually – he’s still standing there, hunched down – until he realizes he’s fallen right into your heinous trap of tomfoolery.
that's it for now, folks. passing along the love to:
@clawdee @covetyou @iamskyereads @imaswellkid @sweetercalypso
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something is happening and i'm not entirely sure what
This fucking ant is getting out of control. In my save Sozonius has paired up with NARINDER.
I could not possibly re-emulate the sound of betrayal and disgust I made seeing this good for nothing pissbaby cat take off with MY wife. My Sozonius would NEVER. He wouldn't entertain ANY of the Bishops. And I'm certainly NOT saying that because I'm jealous or that I'm heavily biased against them and want them exploded./j
#also your base is very pretty.#and also maybe i'm extra bitchy about sozo and bishop ships becauSE HIS ENTIRE TAG IS OVERTAKEN BY nay. nay. i shan't say it.#sorry . my haterisms.#Anyway. I hope Leshy and Sozo have a wonderful relationship in your file. (said through grit teeth)#ask
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saw someone say hisoka was ""catlike"" and yeah. i do think he would sit there, legs spread and licking his own butthole
#I can't disagree in theory...#and I really want to sketch this...#but nay. I shan't#hisoka morow#hunter x hunter#hxh
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Squad
I only just noticed Finan is just sitting on his shield right here, this is right as they're talking to haesten over the walls. He got comfy right away.
I need some help too, I'm still too new to this fandom, what do poeple call the 4 of them? I assume they have a name. Trying to find something I can tag with when I get screen shots of the 4 of them :^)
#I could talk about how he positioned himself in front of Osferth but...#Nay I shan't say it 👀#the last kingdom#liveblogging tag#Tlk s3e5#uhtred#finan#sihtric#osferth#uhtred's pretty boys
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