#nasty fivesome is a must

[haikyuuwaifu]

Feel My Love

Genre: Fluff, Drama, Mild Angst

Warnings: Swearing, Mild Threatening

Masterlist:

Hoes United Intro| Atsumu’s Dilemma| New Friend Mika| Mika + GC

New Friend Mika:

The foursome that consisted of Bokuto, Akaashi, Yachi, and Y/N had just finished getting lunch and discussing Yachi’s next topic for her show that evening. “I’m just saying Kaashi, if Tets was gay, I’d be begging for it.” Bokuto mumbled shrugging his shoulders. “And I’m telling you, he wouldn’t want a loud ass like you in his bed.” he scoffed. “He’d want someone like me, I suck dick better than you.”he winked cheekily. Yachi and Y/N cackled arms linked together ahead of them. It was a fairly nice day, Sunny with a nice breeze. Y/N sighed as she watched a leaf roll across the pavement in front of her. Summer was slowly shifting into Fall, and as much as she loved Fall weather...she had been feeling lonelier than normal as of late. Shaking her head, she turned her head to say something to Yachi; when they heard shouting in front of them.

Y/N halted head tilted and eyes narrowed. It was a couple, yelling and arguing about something. The woman looked completely over the conversation while the man seemed to be getting angrier and angrier. The four of them approached the scene slowly, conversation becoming clearer. “Mika, it was a mistake; stop making a big deal about it.” the man snarled. Bokuto scowled. It was Daisho Suguru. He would recognize that nasty sneer anywhere. The man had been his best friends tormentor for years. Next to him Akaashi clenched his fist taking a step forward. Y/N tugged his sleeve back shaking her head.

“The mistake was me taking you back.” the woman snarled. Y/N recognized her from a few of her classes. “Mika! Come on, let’s just move past all the stupid ass fighting and make up already.” Ah. So this must be Daisho Y/N sneered. Mika made to pull away when he tugged her arm. She winced slightly attempting to use her other arm to pry his hand open. Clearing her throat Y/N spoke. “ I think right now, you need to let her go Suguru.” she declared smile sickeningly sweet. Turning his eyes narrowed, before widening at the sight of Y/N. Yachi and Akaashi rolled their eyes at the look of lust clearly written all over the snakes face.

Blushing, he spoke. “Y-Y/N...h-how a-are y-you?” he stuttered out. In front of him Mika’s eyes narrowed a feral smile on her face. “I’m here to grab Mika, so we can have a girls afternoon.” Stepping forward, “What are you doing Dai-chan?” she whispered near his earlobe causing the man in question to shiver. “O-oh j-just t-talking.” he mumbled. “Well, I think the conversation is over right?” Y/N asked sweetly. Mika slowly inched towards Yachi, who’s hand clasped hers as soon as they were in touching distance.

Daisho nodded eyes never leaving Y/N as she inched forward. He shivered when her hand gripped his shoulder. His eyes fluttered closed when she inched her face closer to his, lips hovering. For Daisho it felt like time had stopped, how many guys would kill to be in his place right n-and suddenly he found himself curled over on the ground hands covering his balls as he winced at the throbbing pain he was beginning to feel. Y/N shoved him over with her foot, before placing said foot on his throat. Hands on her hips she spoke, “Stay the fuck away from Mika; if you can’t follow that simple instruction, i’ll make sure my brother takes care of it.” Stepping down for good measure she smiled at the choked breath of air he attempted to exhale.  Spitting on him she bit out. “Don’t come near her again.” Releasing his throat she turned looping her arm through Mika’s free arm, and the new fivesome strolled away.

-Daisho really went home and jacked off to the sight of Y/N above him foot on his throat. Like bitch, this is Y/N and hes damn fucking sure he’s gonna snag a bad bitch like her. (I think the fuck not)

-Mika was thus added to the Hoes United GC and Y/N and Yachi are glad she balances out the braincells. And she also loves to make fun of Oikawa; Oikawa is an underwear model who only gets photographed from the front; cause mans ain’t got NO ASS and Mika and Y/N never let him forget it <3

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[stupidocupido]

Fill-in-the-blank prompt for your kings: You and a friend are contracted to fly on Kineros's private jet and entertain the CEOs. Let's say your names are Roxy and Cricket. You've heard they're major cokeheads so you're expecting wilted junk propped up by industrial-strength Viagra and nightmare clients all around. You're pleasantly surprised when you discover that_______________________.

None of all that is true.....

It had been a long night for both girls. Kinero’s strict rules forced them to be looking like their best. From manicured nails to perfect applied make up. Only certain brands of make-up were allowed and the looks cannot be too outrageous.

Even the colour they were to put on their lips was decided. The girls are only allowed to wear Ruby Woo or the classis Mac Red. Roxy thinks it ridiculous, Cricket understands that there must be certain rules when it comes to entertaining billionaires.

Dressed in black trousers with matching black turtle necks, with beneath red lace bodies that match their lipstick, they walk the airport.

“I heard they take so much coke they can’t smell any smells any longer. I heard that they stink as well.” Roxy looks slightly disgusted by it. Cricket continues, “I heard from Abby and Cinnamon they only got them hard with Viagra.”

Roxy expects them to be old nasty men, who only get pussy when they pay for it.

But when the two girls climb into the private jet they are surprised with what they find.

Their kept hair is shiny and looks soft. They’re both handsome, one has soft brown eyes, the other has clear blue ones. And above all that, they’re not old at all.

Cricket and Roxy share a long look; both are not disappointed with what is given. Cricket wants to have the blonde one, she sees how Roxy is already eyeing the brunette. They will enjoy entertaining the both of them. Maybe this time they are the ones that will get an orgasm!

But none of that will happen, because another girl had entered the jet.

Never had two men looked more in love with someone then they do now. The love they radiate for this girl is strong enough to fuel this jet with enough power to travel the world twice.

Both Jeff and Mutt jump up from their seats when they see their precious girl come in. The brunette pushes Roxy gently out of his way, so he can get to the unknown girl. Roxy and Cricket share another look, what kind of kinky shit are they into? Perhaps they want to have a fivesome? Is there even enough dick for that?

“Girls, this is Y/N.” Both men are holding onto her like she’s something delicate. She sits down between the two of them. Her hands placed on both men tights. “Mutt, Jeff, why are they here?”

Jeff blushes, Mutt smiles awkwardly. “We thought it would be nice for you to have some female company, those Satanist are often men; and the women never stop talking about that dude Michael and his weird hair.” She thinks about it. They are right, most of the company her loves take are either thirsting about this whiny blonde Anti-Christ, or are trying to get into her panties. Both annoy her and they know it.

She is touched by their action. “You guuuuuuys, this is why I am the happiest girl alive.” Softly she kisses both their perfect coconutbowls.

“Well girls sit down.”

Both Roxy and Cricket shrug, sitting down opposite the lovers. “Do you guys watch keeping up with the Kardashians, because I have opinions I need to share.”