#naruto and yuuji's main character armor hitting eachother would be fun to watch
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ok i can't find it but do we remember that post that was like "jjk hoes vs. naruto hoes, no powers, no weapons, who wins" i have not stopped thinking ab it so:
jjk v naruto (from the perspective of a power-scaling anti)
nobara vs. sakura: nobara bodies sakura, kugisaki is crazy in a way sakura cannot compete with. nobara will fight dirty and to the death i don't think sakura could handle it. nobara would tear her down mentally too in that evil gay way she does, it will end in tears one way or another
megumi vs. sasuke: megumi loses becuase he doesn't try, sasuke has everything to lose (prideful ass) megumi doesn't give a shit about this man and will not put in the effort for a fair fight. in a fair fight i lean sasuke anyway, no real reason just vibes
yuuji vs. naruto: yuuji is like a little god man or smthn? technically so is naru but that's w/ mystical magical family shit. itadori's body is like fucking innately insane strength wise, naruto would fight tooth and nail but itadori built like a freak and that twink does stand a chance
gojo vs. kakashi: i could not tell you, i lean gojo cuz i'm biased... but like... bro. tbh i don't think they'd fight. that's too much sad homosexual energy... theyd fuck for sure
#no arguing ab power scaling#the argument should only rely on narrative reasons#and they should be stupid#gojo and kakashi be like: dead boyfreing#jjk gojo#jjk#gojo satoru#megumi fushiguro#jjk yuuji#nobara kugisaki#sasuke uchiha#i haven't seen a naruto in like three years so dont take this shit serious#i cant prove naruto isn't a twink#naruto#sakura#naruto and yuuji's main character armor hitting eachother would be fun to watch#i will say only one side of this fight has dead competitors#kakashi and gojo locking eyes recognizing they're like the same and making out just feels right#why fight when u can go fuck yourself
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