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If you want more high-quality wine, STOP DRINKING ALL THE FUCKING JUICE.
#you know what wine needs on top of base ingredients?#TIME#no wonder you have nothing but juice and vinegar#and then you bitch that i haven't memorised your stupid broken wine-making manuals#bitch i have been rediscovering roman concrete#damascus steel#while you have been distilling your shitty vinegar#and trying to convince the world it's a high-class vintage#STOP DISTILLING BEFORE THERE'S NOTHING LEFT BUT EVERCLEAR#fucking DILUTE it#congratulations you wanted wine#you fucked it up#now we have a choice between starting from scratch#and making fruit punch#personally i know my mum loves a good sangria#maybe ask her about stuff#nana knew how to distill like nobody's business#doesn't mean you want to DRINK that shit#it'll KILL you#if you're LUCKY#and leave you too scared to ever die if you're unlucky#poor Nana#poor us
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