#n then went to the grocery store bc we needed food at home

[red-dye40]

Please, I beg, a director's commentary on Ancaux or Sexual Trauma Clipshow. Also, P.S, thank you for being the first to plunge into the untapped territory of Phlegm.

PHLEGM MENTION!!!!!!!!!!! ok i can do a little for both :) for you

first is chapter 5 of ancaux which i weirdly have a lot to say about

This apartment has become a hole. No sunlight, no air, no food besides a surplus bag of stale circus peanuts.

when i was little there was this extremely old grocery store in my town, like truly it was 1999 and everything looked like it hadn’t been changed or cleaned since the early 60s, and the most vivid memory i have is this lazy susan of candies near the cash registers and exactly at eye level with me were bags of dusty stale circus peanuts. like the weird orange marshmallow candies?? i remember feeling so. upset by them. and thinking like. this is something a person with no hope left would eat.

i always go back to those circus peanuts when i��m writing a person at their wit’s end.

“Alrighty then…” The employee peers a little deeper into her cart. “Heh. Must be some project you’re working on.” “Home renovations.” “We got a beautiful collection of wall finishes in the paint department if you’re interested.” “I’m not.”

i rewrote this interaction soooooo many times, i had so many different plans for it. originally i had devi ask the guy something like “i’m going camping do you have anything that could kill a bipedal feral dog in one hit” and he would be like “oooh let me consult our expert!” and would lead her to nny. i thought it was too gimmicky and fanservice-y, and it also kept backing me into a corner where i wouldn’t know where to go from there.

something about me is i write little clues in everything bc i love dramaturgy and i love making sure stories are watertight. i put the little mention of the paint department in hopes that maybe readers would be able to connect it to the previous chapter (the little itty bitty one where nny is painting) and figure out ahead of the reveal that nny works at the hardware store??? i truly don’t know if it was obvious from jump or no one even thought about it, bc at this point i didn’t have a tumblr yet and was only posting to ao3 and instagram and had NOOOOOOOO reader interaction. so! who knows. but you can keep that knowledge in your pocket for future chapters, that i’m always dropping lil hints :)

Devi stands in uncomfortable silence while the register sings a little waiting tune. She looks up, into the eye of the camera mounted above the register’s display, and watches herself in the monitor while a message below it flashes RECORDING IN PROGRESS.

one of my first days living in the city i went to a home depot and bought a bunch of sharp things bc i was working on a cosplay and needed to carve a bunch of foam, and i got ID’d for all of it and i was so so fresh to the city and so young and probably very high and just felt mortified, like i just stared at myself in the monitor being like “you’re not cut out for this world” HAHAHAHAHAH anyway. that stuck with me.

The two of them stand at the same height, almost elbow to elbow, wearing distant familiarity and abject horror as they stare into each other’s pixelated faces. Devi watches him in the display as she reaches into her pocket, produces her wallet, pulls out her ID, hands it to him with a shaking hand. He punches in her birthdate without having to look.

somethin else i love is vagueness n ambiguity in writing. i haaaaate when writers spoon feed things to their audience bc it implies TO ME that they don’t trust them or think that they’re smart enough to connect the dots. it really offends me!!!! i made sure i didn’t ever explicitly state that devi is interacting with nny because in a traumatic moment like that it’s hard for my brain to even really put words or a name to it, if that makes sense?? i wanted to try and evoke that feeling of like, you know what’s happening and it’s so bad you can’t even really say it.

Her heart is beating fast against her ribcage, but maybe out of exhilaration more than panic or paranoia. She saw him. He was smaller, more human-like than her brain had crafted him into over the years.

you ever have an absolute mortal enemy, like an ex or a bully in school, and then you get a glimpse of them years later, after you spent so much time molding them into like an evil dastardly goblin in your brain, and they’re just like. a person?? with other shit going on, just like you? and it kind of feels like. huh. okay. and you can suddenly move on??? a special kind of spooky.

and now here’s a lil from stixxx :)

Penetration is penetration, Johnny. What difference does a few inches above or below the belt make, in the grand scheme of things? “That’s a gross oversimplification.”

i remember so vividly getting this little bit of dialogue in my head during work and writing it in my notes app to remember it. it sat at the bottom of the doc for MONTHS (i started writing stixxx back in june 2023 and it was in a much different place) and when i finally was able to place it into the fic proper it felt :) so good

The girl’s been splayed out on her back, propped up on a cinder block that places her a foot off the ground. Her arms are pulled over her head, both wrists zip tied to their own blocks. The same for her legs. With her wavering strength it seems hard for her to keep steady; she shakes visibly on camera.

this whole setup is based on a jthm strip i wrote when i was 13 after /i/ was watching robot wars while eating a chick-o-stick (i was addicted to chick-o-sticks for a while. and charleston chews.)

Her eyes pop open. Purple, syrupy vomit bursts from under her gag and through her nose and fills her throat, stopping up her windpipe.

fun fact about me! i was once severely emetophobic! scariest thing in the world to me! i think the reason i write about vom so much is because 1) it used to evoke such fear in me and i know it does for a lot of people 2) it’s such an insane pretty involuntary thing we do as creatures??? and i think it is one of most vulnerable states to be in tbh. i still think it is icky and i would prefer to never interface with it in person ever but! endlessly fascinating to write about ????

He meanders down the hall. Opening doors. Closing doors. Dining room. Linen closet. Foyer. Staircase leading to the ceiling—how original.

staircase leading to the ceiling is a reference to this little lady at the winchester house

i know lots of ppl make connections between 777 and house of leaves, but i always assumed the influence was very much attributed to the winchester house since jv grew up in san jose (n because jthm predates hol!) those wacky stairs are my favorite part of the whole house. the first time i saw them i felt unease that stuck with me forever :)

Since when do we have a ball pit? My little film screening was only to illustrate just how much you’ve suppressed through the years. But at some point you have to jump in, Nny. Swim through the proverbial multicolored plastic balls of your memory. Fish out all the band-aids and… and missing socks and… little parachuting army men. Johnny stares into the gaping maw of the in-ground ball pit that’s apparently in his house now. “That one got away from you a little bit.” Metaphors ain’t really my thing.

when i wrote this i was like “i am so funny” and i read it now and am still like “i am so funny”

i love to write rev meat. he’s so fascinating to me. i love that he was introduced and barely explained right before jthm wrapped up. so much mystery. what a freak.

thank you for ur interest :) i love to talk

[enid-rhees]

can you do an enid x reader where while on a run they find a hurt dog (any breed, doesn’t matter) and they nurse it back to health and they adopt it? ty and i love ur writing :))

istg you send in the best requests i love this sm !! and tysm ^_^ !!

warnings: injured dog </3

A/N: reminder that requests are open! (you can send in as many as you’d like bc i’m currently in a writers block </3) just read pinned !!

“where do we need to go next?” you asked Enid, who was sitting in the passenger seat of the car. she unfolded the map, tracing her eyes over the marked locations. “the… grocery store that’s like three miles down. just keep going straight.” she instructed, looking up from the map.

after she folded the map back up, your hands instinctively intertwined over the center console. “Rick said to try and find anything. he didn’t ask for anything in particular, we just need food.” Enid told you. you nodded, not taking your eyes off the road.

“we could try and find some canned goods i guess. we have the most luck with those.” you told her. “but it’s getting harder to find stuff.”

Enid shrugged, “as we find more people and expand Hilltop and Alexandria, the faster we run out and the more we completely empty out these stores. that why we need to try to find seeds as well. we can grow food more than find it.”

“yeah,” you agreed. “so, seeds and canned foods are the main goal.” Enid nodded. “exactly.”

after a few minutes, you finally found the grocery store Enid told you about. you pulled into the empty lot, not caring where or how you parked the car. luckily, there were no walkers surrounding the lot.

you both got out of the car, pulling out your knives from their holsters that wrapped around your legs.

Enid opened the door, cautiously looking around before allowing you to follow her. you smiled slightly at the small action she never stopped doing for you.

you went your separate ways in the store, digging out whatever you thought would be slightly useful. after you were done, you went to find Enid. you ended up finding her in the snack aisle.

“i thought we could have some stuff to ourselves. we can hide it in our bedroom.” she said. you giggled, taking a few of the bags out of her hands to put them in your backpack.

you helped her stand back up from the ground. as you were headed towards the exit, a loud crash came from the back room. you both whipped your heads towards the sound, debating whether or not you should go check out what it was.

“i think we should g-“ Enid started before loud barking followed by a whimper echoed through out. “it’s a fucking dog.” you told her.

“come on!” she said, running towards the back room door. you pulled out your gun as she rushed to open the door. when you entered the room, two walkers stood above the dog. you didn’t waste a second shooting both of them.

you both ran to the dog, and Enid bent down, immediately checking for injuries on them. she touched their right back leg, and the dog whimpered again. “their leg is broken, but they’re not bit.” she told you. you got down on the floor with her, examining the dog.

you let out a sigh of relief. “good, good. what should we do with them?” you asked. Enid pouted slightly, “i don’t wanna leave them here. they’re hurt and can’t walk, a walker will get them sooner or later,”

“okay,” you breathed out. “so… you want to take it home?” Enid nodded. “i’d really like to.”

you looked down at the dog again, “they’re a german shepherd. strong dog.” you said to her.

“okay. help me lift them up.” you both put your hands under them as gently as you could, lifting them up into Enid’s arms. “got them?” Enid nodded again.

you stayed in front of Enid and the dog as you made it back to the car. she carefully placed the dog in the backseat and got back in the passenger seat.

after you got in, you pulled out of the lot, going back in the direction towards Hilltop. “you should uh, tell Rick.” you told Enid. “i don’t think we can just show up with a dog.” you chuckled.

Enid laughed and pulled out a walkie from her bag and switched it on. she turned it to the right channel and called out Rick’s name, waiting for an answer.

“so uh… we ran into a slight problem while at the last stop.” Enid started, looking back at the dog. “what? what happened? are you guys okay?” Rick asked multiple questions, not letting Enid actually tell him.

“no- no we’re fine, Rick. we sort of… found a dog. they have a broken foot and i want to take it back to Hilltop and help them.”

Rick was silent for a moment, making you and Enid look at each other with worried expressions.

“a dog?” he asked. “…yeah.” Enid responded. “it’s a german shepherd.” you said aloud. “i didn’t want to leave it out there alone like that. they would’ve gotten eaten alive.” Enid told him.

“okay, it’s fine. just.. be careful when you come back. you don’t know how it can act after you patch it up.”

“we will. we’ll be back in like… ten minutes.”

Enid kept an eye on the dog as you drove back, trying to drive slowly over bumps to not hurt the dog. you finally started to see the tall gate that guarded Hilltop, and the two men at the watch tower signaled the other two to open the gate. you pulled in next to it and Enid hopped out first, immediately going to the backseat to get the dog out.

you started to walk fast towards the doctors building and you opened the door for Enid, letting her in first. Enid placed the dog on the table and started to fig through drawers as you gently pet the dog, hoping it would comfort them.

Enid came back with a roll of bandages in her hands. she tore off a few inches of it and started to wrap it around the dogs foot. they flinched a bit, but you continued to softly pet their fur.

“i think they need to eat.” you said to Enid. “they don’t look healthy. at all. you can see their bones.”

“we have chicken.” she said quickly. “i’ll be back.” Enid ran out of the room, leaving you and the dog alone.

you sat down next for them, leaning your head down so you reached their eye level. “you’re really pretty.” you mumbled to them. they leaned their head closer to you, giving your hand one small lick.

you smiled, “and you’re nice. that’s good to know.” Enid came back, furrowing her eyebrows at you. “are you talking to the dog?”

“they licked my hand when i called them pretty. they like me.” you defended with a laugh. Enid shook her head playfully, giving the dog small pieces of chicken.

“we can find actual dog food for them soon. maybe someone else can find some while we take care of them.” Enid suggested. “yeah. i like that.”

Enid walked over to you, sitting down in the chair next to you. she laid her head on your shoulder. “you know,” she started. “it might sound crazy, but i kinda wanna keep them.”

you nodded, “i do too. i think we should.”

“maybe we can start with a name first.” you stared at the dog, trying to think of a name that would suit them best.

“Leo?” you asked her. “i kinda like it.”

“Leo is cute.” she agreed, “maybe. we can work on it later,” she added. “i’ve always wanted a dog.”

“me too.” you said. “and i’m glad i get to raise one with you.” you turned your head slightly, pressing a short kiss to her head. “we will be such good parents.”

[taserblade]

today was so much fun omg!!

so to start, i finally got our bathroom sink fixed. my fuckin cat stepped on the drain plug and basically broke it, so it was jammed n not draining like at all which was so gross.

after that, i went bong shopping with my sister for my roommate. the first vape shop we went to had like nothin in our price range which fuckin sucked bc they had some very cute bongs :-(( we thought we had found one for her n it was so fuckin cute, it was like pink n yellow iridescent, but it was sadly for dabs rip :-(( the second store we went to was actually a vape and sex shop called condom sense (which i have driven past for years n have always wanted to go into!!) and they had way better priced bongs n pipes. we ended up getting her this beautiful green bong and this cool grinder, while my sister got herself a rlly pretty pipe!! and the ladies working were so nice.

after that, we met my mom for lunch at this rlly nice italian restaurant and we asked her ab the divorce. she said she told our younger sister to keep herself more accountable so she’ll actually leave him. but turns out the final straw was that he was literally putting cameras in the house without tell anyone. my mom found one hidden in her closet, literally pointed at the bed they share together!! she brought it up to him and said its to keep an eye on her when he goes out of town. GIRL WHAT?? actual insane behavior dude. but we had an amazing fucking lunch!! i get half off there and we all split the bill so it wasnt expensive at all.

afterwards, my sister took me back to her apartment to her my car n pick up some clothes that she didnt want, and some my stepmom gave to her to give to me. god having a family full of women is amazing i love how we r constantly giving our clothes to each other :-)) oh n my sis also gave me a rlly cute dress to wear for a wedding im going to on the 26th!! so happy i dont have to go buy a new one fr.

then i met my mom at a thrift store n we shopped for probs a good hour n found a ton of cute stuff as always. i needed more long sleeve shirts bc i love tank tops too much its basically the only clothing i own at this point. oh n i also brought some baskets so i can start putting together christmas gifts!! i decided everyone gets a gift basket this year so i literally need like 11 baskets ugh its insane. me n my bf have broken families so its literally like shopping for four families n its ASS!! but im happy im getting a head start :-))

and now, i am sitting at my work waitin for food bc its my bf’s dnd night, and they get very weird when im there, so i just dont go home wednesday nights until like 9ish so they have enough time to play.

dont have much planned for tomorrow, probs just grocery shoppin!!

[leossmoonn]

One Day at A Time

masterlist

pairing - lip gallagher x fem!reader

type - angst, fluff

note / request - “Hi, I love your Shameless imagines! And I was wondering if you could write something for Lip Gallagher x Reader having a baby and struggling with their new life ❤️” alright so i named the baby fred bc thats lip’s baby’s name already lol also you and lip live in the house that lip wanted to buy for tammy. enjoy!

summary - you and lip struggle to raise a baby and survive 

warning / includes - language, fighting, alcohol, smoking, but fluffy ending

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*gif isn’t mine*

“Lip!” You shouted. 

Your boyfriend ran into the room frantically. “What’s wrong?” 

“I need you to get me more baby wipes. Freddy took a big shit,” you instructed. 

Lip nodded, going to the table where you kept the baby wipes. He gave you the whole packet only for you to yell at him.

“Hand me them! I have to hold Freddy down so we doesn’t roll off,” you said.

“Sorry, Jesus,” Lip muttered, handing you baby wipes each time you put your hand out. 

You successfully cleaned your baby’s bottom and but on a new, fresh diaper. You picked Freddy and went downstairs with him. You set Freddy down in his high-chair, going over to the cabinet to get Freddy’s baby food. 

“Are you um, are you going into work today?” Lip asked.

“Yeah, are you?” You asked. 

“Yeah, I am,” Lip said. 

You frowned, turning around and putting a hand on your hip. “You can’t. Someone has to watch Freddy.”

“Debbie can watch Freddy,” Lip said. 

You scoffed, “She's never here. And before you say V and Kev, they’ve already helped us enough the past few months. They’re busy with their own kids.”

“Well, I need to go into work. We need the money,” Lip said. 

“Yeah, and I need to go to work or I’m gonna get fired!” You exclaimed. You began feeding Freddy, your mood lightening a little once you saw the little guy’s face. 

“What about working tomorrow? I thought that was our schedule,” Lip asked. 

“It was, but one, I’m well overdue on maternity leave and two, my boss doesn’t care about my personal life. She doesn’t care that we are struggling to raise a child,” you explained. 

Lip opened his mouth to suggest something, but nothing came out. He looked at you helplessly. 

“Here, why don’t you work for a few hours and I’ll watch Freddy in the morning, then you come back home at lunch and I’ll go and work for the afternoon,” you said. 

Lip nodded. “Yeah, that works.”

“Alright, good,” you said. You turned your attention back to the baby, feeding him the rest of his breakfast. Meanwhile, Lip went to shower and get ready to go to work. He came downstairs, coming over to bid you and Freddy goodbye. 

“I’ll see you later. I love you,” Lip said, giving you a hug and a kiss on the forehead. 

Even though you were mad at him earlier, you melted into his arms immediately. You hugged him back tightly, burying your head in the crook of his neck. 

“Hm, I love you, too,” you said, breathing in his scent. 

Lip couldn’t help but smile at your actions. He pulled away after a few moments, walking over to Freddy. 

“I love you, too, buddy,” Lip cooed, kissing Freddy on the cheek, making the baby giggle. 

You smiled at the scene, enjoying seeing Lip interact with Freddy. 

“Bye,” Lip called out before leaving. 

“Bye!” You exclaimed, watching him leave. 

You let out a long sigh, leaning back against the fridge. You looked at Freddy, who was clapping his hands on his high-chair table. You laughed a little.

“You’re so silly,” you said, going over to him and picking him up. 

“Do you want to go to the store with me?” You talked to Freddy, bouncing him up and down while walking across the room. 

Freddy make a little squeak and you smiled. “Yeah, I know you want go to the store with me. I’m gonna shower and get ready, you stay in the crib, okay? I’ll be out in 10 minutes,” you said, going up to the nursery and setting Freddy down  gently. 

You went into the bathroom, taking a quick shower and brushing your teeth. You went back in your room and got dressed into a pair of mom jeans, a dark-purple, buttoned-up shirt and put a grey sweater over it, taking the collar of your shirt and folding it on the collar of your sweater. You then returned to Freddy’s room. You saw him on his back, sucking in his thumb. You smiled and picked him up, quietly going down the stairs. You set him in his high-chair again, getting your coat, purse, and your shoes. You also got Freddy’s little coat and hat to keep him warm in the cold winter of Chicago. 

You went out to your car, buckling Freddy into his carseat. You then went to the supermarket, putting Freddy in the front of the cart. You picked out fruit, vegetables, and salad mix. You got 2 gallons of milk, new coffee creamer, and cereal. You bought a few warm-up dinner packs and hamburger meat, going to the freezer isle and getting ice cream. You then went to the snack isle. 

“What should we get, Freddy?” You asked, looking at the pop tarts. 

Freddy pointed to the birthday cake-flavoured pop tarts. 

“Good choice, baby,” you smiled, grabbing the pop tarts. You then grabbed a few packs of chips and gum, going over to check out.

“Cute baby,” the girl at the register said. 

You looked up from putting the groceries on the table. You looked at her name tag and smiled. 

“Thank you, Stacy,” you said. “How old is he?” Stacy asked. 

“Almost 2 months,” you said. 

“Awe, so cute. I just found out I’m pregnant,” Stacy said. 

“Oh, really. Congrats,” you smiled. “Yeah, my boyfriend and I are happy,” Stacy smiled, putting her hand on her stomach. 

She rang your groceries up. “It’ll be $103.98.”

You nodded and took your card out and a few coupons you and Lip had collected in the past month. 

“Alright, with these coupons, your total is $80.56,” Stacey said.

“Great,” you smiled. You paid with your card, gathering the grocery bags. 

“Have a good day!” Stacy smiled. 

“Thank you, you too. Congrats again with the baby,” you gave her a kind smile. 

She thanked you as you walked out. You loaded the groceries into the car and put Freddy back in his carseat. You then drove back home, putting away the groceries while Freddy watched you in his high-chair. 

“Are you tired, baby? I’m tired,” you yawned. Freddy yawned right after you, making you chuckle. 

“Why don’t you take a nap and let Mommy clean the house, okay? It’s a fucking mess,” you muttered the curse words, looking around the house. Clothes and toys were everywhere. Plates were stacked in the sink and on the coffee table. The house needed to be vacuumed and wiped down very badly

You put Freddy down in his crib, turning on the baby monitor. You changed into a tank top and shorts and put your hair in a ponytail, going back downstairs to clean. 

You started with the dishes, washing and drying them off, putting them back in their cupboards. You then wiped down the kitchen counter, stove top, kitchen table, and coffee table. Next you decided to clean up all of the baby stuff that was on the floor. You put Freddy’s toys in the play bins you and Lip had bought and put Freddy’s clothes in the washing machine. You then vacuumed the living room carpet and swept the kitchen tiles, making yourself another cup of coffee. You were done in an hour and a half, taking a look at your work, smiling in satisfaction. Your house hadn’t been this clean since you and Lip had bought it. 

It was lunch time and you knew Lip would be coming home soon. You decided to make you and him lunch. You made chilli and salad, knowing that it would last you two for a few days. You changed back into your work uniform before grabbing yourself a bowl and sitting down, eating your lunch quickly before you had to go to work. 

15 minutes later, Lip had walked through the door. You got up to greet him. 

“Hey, babe. This smells good, what did you make?” Lip asked.  “Chilli and salad for lunch. You can have some,” you said. 

“Ah, nice,” Lip said. He gave you a kiss on the cheek, going over to the kitchen.  You frowned. He usually wasn’t this detached.

“How was work?” You asked. 

“Good,” Lip said, grabbing himself a bowl of chilli. “How was your day?”

“Good,” you said. “ I um… I cleaned the house and got groceries.”

“Oh, nice,” Lip said, sitting down. 

"Are you okay?” You asked. 

“Yeah, I’m just tired,” Lip said. 

“Um, okay,” you said. “Well, Freddy is upstairs taking a nap. He’s been asleep for about two hours, so he will probably wake up soon. The baby monitor is here. When he wakes up can you give him a bath? He’s a little stinky.”

“Sure,” Lip nodded. 

You narrowed your eyes at him, trying to figure out why he was acting so off. 

“I gotta go to work. I'll see you later, okay?” You said. 

“Okay. Have fun,” Lip said.

You slammed the front door shut and walked to your car, letting out a long sigh. You wanted to ask why Lip was acting so distant, but you knew you had to go to work. You worked as a waitress at a local diner. You had been working there for the past 3 years. You hoped to be moving jobs to what you really wanted to do, which was cosmetics, but having a baby set you back a little. You were so thankful for Freddy, though, you didn’t regret having him one bit. It just sucked a lot. But you were good at your job. you were friendly to customers and co-workers, got the most tips, and never played around. You were your boss’s best waitress, despite you always having to change your shifts. 

You worked from 1 pm to 9, going back home tired, but happy you at least got a shift in. You drove home, looking forward to seeing Lip and Freddy, but once you got in the door, your excitement immediately diminished. 

Freddy was in his play pen and the person who was watching him wasn’t Lip. It was Carl. 

“Um, hey, Carl,” you frowned, setting your coat in the closet. 

Carl turned to you, a nervous smile on his face. “Hey, Y/n. How’re you?”

“Good, thanks. Where is Lip?” You asked, putting your hands on your hips. 

“He went out,” Carl answered. 

“To where?” You asked, your temper rising. “Um…. to the Alibi,” Carl said nervously. 

Your eyes blew wide. “What?! He went to the Alibi and left you to take care of our baby? No offense, Carl.”

“None taken,” Carl shrugged. 

“I…” you started to say. You put your fingers on your temples, rubbing in circles to try and ease the headache you were beginning to have. You were able to calm down a little. 

“Thank you for taking care of Freddy,” you said to Carl. 

“No problem. I love the little guy,” Carl smiled. 

You smiled back, grabbing your purse. “Here, let me pay you for watching him.”

“I would usually say yes to money, but I’ll say no this time. I like spending time with Freddy, he's my nephew, I like watching him,” Carl shrugged.

“Are you sure?” You asked, holding a 20 dollar bill. 

“Yeah, I am,” Carl smiled kindly. 

“Alright. Thank you. I’m going to find Lip. Do you mind staying until I come back?” You asked. 

“Nope. Can I have some of the chilli?” Carl asked. 

“Yeah, of course. Do you know how to change diapers and feed Freddy?” You asked. 

“Yeah, of course. I took care of Liam and Franny for Debbie sometimes,” Carl said. 

“Right, of course,” you chuckled. “Thanks, again. I’ll see you later.”

“See you,” Carl waved. 

You didn’t bother grabbing your coat, rushing out of the house to find Lip. You drove to the Alibi, parking haphazardly. You went in, anger surging through you as you saw Lip smoking and drinking his liver and lungs out. He was talking with Kermit and Tommy. 

“Lip!” You screamed, the whole room turning going quiet. 

“Oh, hey, Y/n!” Kev smiled. 

“Hey, Kev. Can I see Lip for a second?” You asked, clenching your jaw. 

Lip looked at you, his eyes dropping. “Hey, baby.” He walked up to you, a stoned smile on his face. 

You grabbed his hand, yanking him out to the alley behind the Alibi. 

“What's up?” Lip asked.

“You! That’s what’s up!” You exclaimed. 

“What do you mean?” Lip asked. 

“You fucking left Freddy alone!” You shouted. “I left him with Carl. He’s fine,” Lip shrugged. 

“Yeah, but you didn’t call me to say you were going to leave Freddy!” 

Lip glared at you. “I don’t need to call you. He’s my son.”

“He’s my son, too! I’m his mother. I need to know who he is with! What if Carl brought over Kelly and they started having sex on the couch where Freddy could see, huh? I don’t fucking want that!” 

Lip chuckled. “They wouldn’t do that. Carl and Kelly are broken up or whatever.”

You groaned. “That’s not the point! I’m tired and super stressed out. You could have let me know!” 

“I’m tired and stressed out, too!” Lip exclaimed.

“Oh, yeah, I bet you are. Getting fucking drunk and stoned,” you laughed sourly. 

“I’m not drunk, I had 2 sips of beer, and I worked!” Lip exclaimed. 

“Yeah? Well I worked, too! I worked until 9 at night. I should be home by then! And I was the one who cleaned the house and did the dishes and got the groceries, which by the way, you are fucking welcome!” You shouted. 

“I never asked you to do that,” Lip said. 

“i know, but I did it because we needed it. All I wanted was a thank you!” “Well I was tired and hungry when I got home,” Lip shrugged. 

You glared at him, tears clouding your vision. “You’re so full of shit, Lip. So full of fucking shit!” You screamed, pushing him back. He stumbled backwards and hit the brick wall gently. 

“What the fuck, Y/n?!” Lip yelled. 

“Don’t do that! You don’t have the right to question me!” You screamed back. 

Lip opened his mouth to yell back, but Veronica and Kevin came out. 

“Hey, you two stop it!” Veronica yelled. 

“Yeah, what’s going on?” Kevin asked. 

“She is yelling at me!” Lip pointed to you. 

“Yeah, cause you’re a fucking asshole!” You screamed, your voice hoarse and tears running down your face. 

“Oh, no,” Veronica muttered. She went over to you, wrapping her arms around you gently. “Let’s go inside and get you some tea, okay?”

You started to sob, leaning in to Veronica. Lip looked at you, his heart breaking at the sight of you so upset.  

“Kev, you take Lip home and get him cleaned up, okay? Make sure Freddy is fed and changed and put to bed, too,” Veronica instructed. 

Kevin nodded, putting his arm around Lip and went to Lip’s car. Veronica walked you inside, taking you to the back of the bar. She got you a beer and a hot cup of tea, placing them in front of you. 

“T-Thanks,” you sniffled. 

“Talk to me, baby,” Veronica said, sitting down next to you. 

“Lip left Freddy home alone with Carl. I’ve been so busy and tired today. I cleaned the whole house, got the groceries. I worked for fucking 8 hours. I just wanted a little ‘thank you’ from Lip. That’s all I wanted,” you cried. “God, I’m such a fucking crybaby.”

Veronica put her hand on your arm comfortingly. “No, honey, you’re not. I understand, don’t worry, and Lip should, too. Maybe you should calm down a little and then go back home and talk to him. Really talk, no shouting and pushing.”

You took a big sip of your beer and nodded. “Yeah, that’s a good plan.”

Veronica smiled. “Do you want anything to eat?”

“No, I’m fine,” you said. 

“You sure? We have some chocolate chip cookies,” Veronica smiled. 

“Hm, okay. I'll have a few,” you smiled. 

“Great!” Veronica squealed. She went away for a few moments, coming back with a container full of cookies. 

You sat and talked with Veronica for two hours. You soon were about to pass out and decided to drive you and Veronica home since Kevin had taken their car. 

“Thanks for the fun night, V,” you smiled at Veronica as you dropped her back to her house. 

“No problem! Drive home safe! Call if you need anything,” Veronica said. 

“Will do,” you said and drove back home, which was thankfully only 5 minutes away. 

You got home, going in and seeing the living room empty. You took off your shoes, groaning in relief as your heels had been aching the whole day. You trudged up the stairs and into your bedroom. You heard the shower going but didn’t bother to go and see Lip. 

You changed out of your work clothes and into a pair of shorts and a tank top. You put your hair in a messy bun, flinging yourself on your bed. 

Lip came into the room with Freddy a few moments later. You noticed his presence.

“What?” You snapped. 

“I just… do you want Freddy and I to lay down with you?” Lip asked. 

You looked to them, seeing Freddy smiling at you. You couldn’t help but smile back. “Sure.”

You scooted over, Lip setting Freddy down next to you and climbing into bed with you. You gave Freddy a big kiss. 

“Hi, baby. I’ve missed you,” you cooed. 

Freddy chortled, clapping his hands. You giggled with the baby, ignoring Lip until he spoke. 

“So uh… how was your day?” Lip asked nervously. 

“Fine. How was yours?” You asked, not looking at him. 

“Mine was uh… good,” Lip said. 

“Good,” you said shortly. 

There was an awkward silence between you two before Lip spoke again. 

“I wanted to apologise for my actions today,” Lip started to say. 

This was the first time you felt like looking at him. You stared in his blue eyes, waiting for his apology. 

“I’m sorry about ignoring the work you did around the house and I’m sorry for not letting you know I was having Carl take care of Freddy. And I’m sorry for going to the Alibi and getting stoned. I really appreciate you cleaning the house. It really needed to be cleaned and to keep it clean, I promise to try and not leave dishes out and pick up Freddy’s toys,” Lip said. 

You smiled at his apology, scooting up on the bed so you could put your forehead on his without crushing Freddy. 

“Thank you. And the house being messy isn’t totally your fault. I need to learn to clean up after myself more, too,” you said. 

Lip chuckled, “That’s something we can both work on then.”

“Totally,” you smiled. 

“I’m also sorry for yelling at you at the Alibi. I’ve just been so stressed with work and Freddy. I’ve never had to take care of a baby that was my own before. I’ve always had help from Fiona and Ian,” Lip said. 

You put your hand on his cheek. “I know, baby. This is all new for me, too. And I’m sorry for yelling at you, too, you didn’t deserve that.”

“It’s alright. I kinda did,” Lip chuckled. 

You rolled your eyes with a smile “Well anyways, we’ll get through this together, okay? I love you. So, so, so much. And I love Freddy, probably a little too much,” you joked. “Let’s just take this one day at a time okay?”

Lip nodded and pressed his lips against yours softly. You kissed him back before pulling away, making sure Freddy was okay. 

Lip smiled. “I love you, too, you know.”

You looked back up to Lip with a big smile. “Yeah, I know.”

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Like Mother, Like Daughter

Warnings: noncon/rape, mentions of prostitution, bullying/humiliation, coercion.

This is dark!Lee Bodecker and explicit. Your media consumption is your own responsibility. Warnings have been given. DO NOT PROCEED if these matters upset you.

Summary: You bail your mother out but you still owe the sheriff.

Based on these drabble requests:

Lee Bodecker + “I could crush your throat right now.” + Humiliation/bullying + y/n is the daughter of the town's hooker, but she is nothing like her mother, everyone is mean to her just because her mom's work . Lee have fun with her just bc for him she is the same trash as her mother. requested by anonymous.

You could still smell the alcohol on your mother. Her hair and clothes stank of it and the stale piss of the county jail cell. It made your eyes water, just like the glares of the townsfolk as you left the precinct.

They all knew, it was a small place, how could they not? They saw you almost every week bringing your ma out those doors, another twenty dollars to the station to set her free so she could do it all again. The same spite and disgust in their stares, the same judgment bearing down on you like a coyote on a barn cat.

“What happened to the grocery store?” you asked your ma quietly, “you said you wouldn’t do this no more. You don’t need to, ma. We got food, a roof--”

“Johnny Hatton gave me a whole bottle of whiskey,” she said, her voice still thick from the alcohol, “and for what, five minutes with my hand.”

“I don’t need to hear that,” you scowled and kept your head down as Gerry, the butcher, spat at your feet as you passed, “you want some drink, I can buy you drink, ma, but you shouldn’t be gettin’ so drunk, neither.”

“Gail fired me,” she grumbled and you kept her up before she could tumble, “found the bottle in my bag. Now I was gon’ pay for it before I left--”

You sighed and came to a stop at the corner as a car drove in front of you. You waited and watched the tail light. You took a step off the curb and nearly hit the side of the cruiser as it pulled up. The sheriff bent to meet your eye from the other end of the seat and you clung to your mother.

“Need a ride?” he asked.

“She just got out, sheriff, we’re just on our way home,” you said quietly. It was often Sheriff Bodecker who signed over your ma to you but that morning had been a cadet.

“Easier with some wheels under ya,” he said.

You sniffed and looked around. He was never overly friendly, the stern officer and his wide-brimmed hat put fear into most around, even when they hadn’t committed an offense. And like many in the town, he laughed at your ma and you, even asked you once or twice if you took after her.

“It’s not far,” you said, “but I appreciate the offer.”

“Nonsense,” his door swung open and he closed it heavily, “lemme help ya.” He came around and opened the back door, “you put her in here and take the front. She’s barely on her feet,” he took your mother’s other arm and angled her under the roof of the car, “whew, she smell like a sill.”

You held your tongue as your mother slumped across the leather and he shut the door. You stared at the side of the car and he touched your arm, “go on and get in, missy.”

You drew away from him and he pulled open the door. You ducked your head down and sat on the passengers side. He got in beside you and drove back out onto the street, easing into the sleepy small town traffic.

You were quiet; nervous. You didn’t know the sheriff to be a generous man, no one would ever say that of him. Your ma had sown a lot of discord in the town and you were no stranger to the bitterness that you inherited. Of all the people, Sheriff Bodecker should be most offended by her back alley antics.

“What’s a matter, missy?” he asked as he steered.

You shook your head and stared out the window. He stopped and tutted.

“Ya know, a lawman ask you a question and you should answer,” he warned, “now why you so quiet?”

“I don’t talk much, sir,” you shrugged.

“But you got a tongue,” he said, “and you fidgeting something awful over there.”

“I… just don’t know why you offer a ride,” you muttered, “ain’t no one round let my ma in their backseat, no even for a dime.”

“You looked like you needed help. I’m the sheriff, my job is to help,” he drove on and turned down your street.

“I suppose,” you said, “thank you.”

“See, now was that so hard?” he asked, “a thank you’s all I wanted.”

He pulled up in front of the ramshackle house you and your ma lived in. You got out without thinking and opened the back door. The other side opened and he grabbed your ma and dragged her out with his arms under hers. You tried to catch her ankle but he had her on her feet quickly, though she was swaying and half-unconscious.

“You show me where to put her,” he said as he kicked the door shut.

“I can take her,” you came around to him, “thank you, sheriff.”

“Nah, you go on and get the door, I can handle her a lot better than you, missy,” he said, “got a bit more brute in me.”

You held in a sigh and went around him. He turned and followed you up the slanted steps and you unlocked the front door. He lifted her feet and carried her over the threshold. You didn’t want him coming too far in so you backed up and watched him enter the front room.

“Just there on the sofa,” you pointed to the sagging cushions, “that’s fine.”

“Alright,” he crossed the room and put her down, he dusted off his hands on his pants as he stood straight. 

He looked around and removed his hat, his fingertips tapping on his pudgy stomach as he mused at the pale interior. He clicked his tongue and turned to you again.

“Well, I know your ma ain’t much of a housekeeper but it only polite to offer a guest something to drink,” he said, “something for my trouble.”

You put your purse on the chest of drawers by the door and crossed your arms. You teetered on the balls of your feet.

“I got milk or tea, sheriff,” you said, “tap water?”

“Tea,” he said, “I wouldn’t mind something to warm me up.”

You nodded and slipped past him. You went to the kitchen and moved the kettle onto the burner. You turned on the gas and heard his boots on the floor as he appeared in the doorframe. You looked up at him and carried on, searching for some leaves in the cupboard.

You sensed him getting closer and he came up behind you. His arms snaked under yours as you reached up and moved aside the cans and boxes. He cupped your tits and pushed you against the counter. You dropped your hands to his and tried to tear them away from your chest.

“What’re you doin’?” you gasped as you wrestled with him.

“I’d say you owe me,” he rocked you against the counter, “wouldn’t you?”

“Please, let go of me,” you begged, “I’m makin’ you tea--”

“I don’t want tea,” his hand crawled down and he yanked at your skirt, “like mother like daughter, huh? You know how to pay a man.”

“Stop,” you slapped his hand and he ignored you.

He spun your around and your head swam from the suddenness of it. He scooped you up easily and sat you on the counter as he pushed between your knees. He shoved your skirt up as you fought to keep the hem down. You kicked out around him as he reached for your knickers.

“Sheriff!” you cried out.

“You wan’ wake your ma?” he growled, “let her know she taught you well? If she can even be woke.”

He snickered and tore your underwear down your legs, moving back only to get them past your ankles. He slid quickly between your legs again and pulled your closer. He grabbed your jaw and squeezed as his other hand fumbled with his belt. You whined and writhed against him.

“Now, you stay still,” his hand went to his holster, “don’t make me do anything rash, missy. I could crush your throat right now.”

“Please, sheriff,” you grabbed his wrist as he held your chin.

“You already beggin’ me, missy,” he pushed his zipper down and stepped closer as he pulled himself out above his underwear, “now let’s not get too loud or you’ll be disturbin’ the neighbours.”

He poked against your cunt as he slid you closer and reached between you to line himself up. He pushed into you with a sharp thrust and you exclaimed. His grip tightened on your jaw as your lips parted and he covered your mouth with his.

He tilted his hips painfully against you, lifting you slightly off the counter as he did. He nibbled your lip as his hand wandered down to grope your chest again. His breath hitched as he fucked you and you were surrounded by his heat. You quivered as each crash of his pelvis hurt worse than the last.

“That’s it, missy,” he purred and bent your leg around him, “just like that. Move them hips, girl.”

[h2bakugou]

requests are open ahhh!!!! uhm, can i get a bakugou x reader where his s/o brings all the stray cats she finds outside and when they were too many of them he wanted to tell her to stop bringing in more strays but she uses her puppy eyes on him to convince him. you can choose whether to use hcs or scenarios! 🥰

a/n: of course!! this is super cute omg wait- please i have so many pets, 4 doggies, 2 kitties, my sister owns a fish, we also have 2 chickens, pets are just so cute i love them!! please i love bakugou and pet headcanons mostly bc i think im a sucker for like domestic baku fluff; also pro hero au again so they can live together <3

pro hero au!! all characters aged up 18+

headcanon: them reacting to their s/o bringing home stray cats

key: (y/n) - your name / (f/n) - first name / (l/n) - last name / (e/c) - eye color / (h/c) - hair color / (y/q) - your quirk

warnings: fluff, swearing

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katsuki bakugou

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It was just something that had happened on a rainy day while you were coming home from the grocery store. You spotted a bundle of white, orange, and black fur cuddled up under a potted plant on your doorstep.

Your reusable grocery bags hit the floor under the awning covering your front door and you knelt down, slowly app-roaching the bundle of fur.

It’s fluffy head popped up and stared at you. It was small, maybe just about a year old. You let the young cat come to your hand, sniffing the tips of your extended fingers before rubbing its head against the palm of your hand. You began to stroke its fur delicately, searching for a collar. When there was none in sight, you agreed you’d let it inside and let it get warm, feed it and then see if there were any missing cat posters hanging around, all when it stopped raining of course.

That’s how you came to own Muffin, the first of many strays you adopted off of the streets around your home.

Bakugou loved you. And he did love all the kitties too. He didn’t love when his spot in the bed beside you was taken up by five cats. Yes five. And the number grew almost every week.

“Babe have you seen my-socks!” Bakugou glanced down as he was asking his question, watching as two adopted strays, Peanut and Hime, played with his socks on the ground.

“Give me those.” Bakugou sighed, squatting down as he petted their heads, smiling to himself as he took a moment with them.

“Oh you found them.” You smiled, holding two pairs of his costume socks. Bakugou stood back up and bit his bottom lip.

He really did love you, and he loved the cats, but there were so many. Not that he didn’t make enough to cover them, or that you did either, but he was beginning to think that maybe there were too many. 

“Do you think we could have a talk later?” Bakugou asked quietly. You nodded and glanced down at his leg as Peanut nuzzled his head against Bakugou’s lower calf.

“Alright, I love you.” Bakugou pulled you into his arms, pressing a tender kiss to the top of your head and then pressing one to your lips.

You made your way into the kitchen and began preparing food for all the cats, making sure their water bowl was filled.

While Bakugou was off at work, you had the day off. You went out to the store, grabbing some new toys and some more food, running a few errands, and treating yourself to some much needed self-care.

When you arrived back home, you were bringing in groceries when you noticed a tubby orange tabby cat perched near your mailbox. Smiling, you paused and grabbed the fresh bag of treats you’d bought, pulling out two you approached the kitty.

Allowing it to sniff your fingers and get accustomed to you before petting it, you offered it a treat. It purred as it licked the tips of your fingers that held the treat as you offered it another one. Rubbing it’s head against your hand after the treats, you petted it’s soft fur, examining for a collar. Much like the rest, it didn’t have one. 

it hopped down from the brick of your mailbox and strutted around your legs, following as you carried the groceries inside.

The rest of your cats met you by the door as you shut it carefully behind you, the new orange tabby sniffing around and meeting the others.

At first it was hesitant, cowering by the door until Hime approached it slowly, sniffing and showing that she was friendly.

Once the orange tabby was sure it wasn’t in any danger, it began to purr as Muffin, Peanut, Luna, and Sassy joined Hime in welcoming the new kitty.

You fixed up a small bowl of food and allowed the orange tabby to wander over, examining it’s new surroundings.

“I didn’t see any new posters out today, I’ll have to look around later.” You stroked the fur on it’s back softly while it ate before stepping away to put all your groceries away.

When Bakugou returned home, you were sound asleep on the couch, all of the kitties save for Sassy sound asleep scattered around you. Including a new orange tabby.

Bakugou pulled his boots off by the door and sighed, smiling as he stared at you. You looked so contempt and so happy. 

The new orange tabby perked it’s head up in Bakugou’s direction, clearly interested in the new person that stood by the door. It hopped down from laying over your chest and sauntered over to Bakugou, sniffing his sock clad feet, it lifted it’s head up to look at Bakugou.

“And who might you be?” Bakugou knelt down and stroked it’s head, glancing back over at you, still sleeping on the couch.

The tabby jumped up onto Bakugou’s shoulder, a quiet hiss left Bakugou’s mouth not expecting it. Wobbling and carefully standing back upright, the kitty stayed put on his shoulder, acting more like a parrot than a cat.

“O-oh welcome home!” You said softly as you woke up. Giggling as your tired eyes fell upon the new sight.

“Another one?” Bakugou said quietly. You nodded.

“I couldn’t find any missing posters around town, and no ads online for one in any surrounding areas. He was by the mailbox when I got home.” 

Bakugou nodded and glanced around at all the other kitties you’d given a lovely home to. You were so kind-hearted. Opening your arms and your home to stray cats. Bakugou would bet everything he had that you’d adopt every stray in the world if you could.

You stood up and walked over to Bakugou, giving him a tight hug followed by a tender kiss.

“I missed you, when’s your next off day?” You asked, wanting to spend more time with your boyfriend.

“Next week I think. Look we need to talk about the strays I-” Bakugou glanced down at the cats and then back to you. As he mentioned strays, your eyes glossed over.

“I’m sorry, I just I wanna give them good homes-”

“Hey hey, don’t cry, please don’t cry.” Bakugou’s heart ached in his chest as he quickly pulled his gloves off with his teeth, tossing them to the ground as his large hands cupped your cheeks, thumbs brushing away your tears.

“I was worried but I know they mean a lot to you. I’m sorry.” Bakugou kissed your forehead. You had the cutest puppy-dog eyes, staring up at him with a small smile.

“I know we have so many, it can be overwhelming, I’ll look into good homes for any new ones I see.” You agree to look into good homes for some future strays.

“Does the parrot have a name?” Bakugou asks, nodding up to the tabby still perched on his shoulder.

“Why don’t you name this one? He seems to like you.” You kiss the back of Bakugou’s hand and giggle.

“All Might.” Bakugou said quietly.

“All Might?” You giggled again, reaching up to poke Bakugou’s nose.

“Shut up!” Bakugou huffed, reaching up to pull the kitty down into his hands.

“All Might it is.” You stroked the kitty’s head as he rested in Bakugou’s arms.

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hi! congrats on 150 that's super cool dude!!! can I get a caramel cupcake with a chocolate base and some whipped cream on top for mr. danki kalamari? 🤍✨

“𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚞𝚙!”

chocolate caramel cupcake with whipped cream + denki kaminari

a/n: THANK YOU SO MUCH! i would also like to thank YOU for choosing cupcakes bc its gonna be so much easier for me to do FDBJKBAFBDSJKFDSB i barely ever do platonic stuff so this was a SUPER fun change of pace! these also came out more like headcannons tbh so i hope you like it im so sorry! there is no real narrative here just vibes BFSJKFSBKJ

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"i cannot believe that you actually convinced me to move in with you"

you weren't lying

you really could not believe it

the idea had come up completely out of the blue too: you were hanging out with denki and some of the other boys and they had brought up the fact that sero was moving out when the lease was up on their apartment

“we’ve got no idea how we’re supposed to find someone to take his spot before then” kirishima said, and it was like a lightbulb went off over denki’s head

which honestly wouldn’t have been too far fetched

“_____ what if we let you move in with us?”

“absolutely not”

it took him days of spamming your phone and groveling to get you to even consider what he was asking seriously

you didn’t really like your current roommate

so it would definitely be a step up

hmmmm

i guess its not the worst

so you agree

and everyone rejoices

but the reality of living with denki makes you feel like you're losing brain cells constantly

“____ we dared kirishima to drink chocolate milk with sriracha in it come watch him chug it!”

“____ how much does it cost to rent a bouncy house do you think?? if we blow it up in the house the landlord will be pissed… however”

“if i dyed my hair with blue kool aid would it come out green???”

sometimes you indulged him and participated in his antics

one time you helped him steal a shopping cart from the local grocery store and now you guys use it to hold random stuff in the living room

another time he convinced you to try to make souffle’s at 3 am because he saw a tik tok on how to do it in the microwave

the household decided to ban you two from ever coming within a 5-foot radius of the kitchen

which was a lot because that apartment was small lowkey

things were not all chaos all the time, fortunately

what comes up must come down and so denki could not possibly be a magnet for stupidity all the time

it was too draining

denki is actually a decent cook when he puts his mind to it

so he takes over on days the bakugo cannot or will not cook for everyone

evidently the kitchen ban did not last very long

whenever you come home and hear music blasting from the kitchen, you know denki is making something for everyone

sometimes he lets you help but then you guys get distracted

bakugo chewed him out for wasting food because you guys ended up having a cucumber fight while he was making onigirazu for lunch

he also likes to steal your stuff, you've noticed

not in a malicious way, but if you use something different than him for lotion or hair care, he will use it

“_____ is this face mask supposed to tingle or does that mean i have an allergy?”

he is the king of bothering everyone when he is bored

if he is bored it becomes EVERYONES business

you have something important to do and you need peace? lock yourself in your room or denki will find you and pull you away from it

“come on ____ itll be funnnn”

famous last words

but overall you guys have fun together

living with him is not the worst thing in the world

[imagines-r-s]

sticking it - j. farabee

chapter 6

a/n: now you’ll all see why i said be excited for ch. 6 lmao. (also, with ch. 5 not showing up in the tags for a minute, some might not have seen it, so i’ll link it here) but anyways, this chapter was difficult to write bc i’m not used to writing anything but angst lmao. and huge shoutout to my baby gracie for helping me out with this chapter. please enjoy and i’d love to hear feedback

also, like i told an anon, this is in memory of bee’s hair :((  (he still looks good with the new hair, don’t get me wrong)

taglist: @butgilinsky @barbienoturbby @sunsetholland​ @lovenhlboys @sortagaysortahigh @hockey-racing-fubol @oopsiedoopsie23 @iwantahockeyhimbo @dreamsndior

warnings: (2) your mom jokes, jealous!joel?, once again simp nation for the both of them, swearing (it’s a problem ngl), idiocy 

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When you told Marcus and Michelle that you had to be out for a month, they advised you to only come to the gym three times a week for two hours for the first two weeks and you’d figure out a plan for the two weeks after, that way you could take a much needed break out of the gym. The thing stressing you out the most was gym and they obviously realized it, so they were hopeful it would give you a chance to breathe. 

You planned to go to the gym Mondays, Tuesdays, and Fridays from 6-8am and then you would spend the rest of your day at home doing whatever you needed to do that day. The first Monday you spent those two hours doing ab workouts and helping the other girls around the gym, then you went home and stayed in your room for the rest of the day. You put your phone on do not disturb, so no one heard from you, which caused Kevin to come to your apartment to make sure you were okay. 

Tuesday played out the exact same way, early practice, then going home and staying in bed, and Kevin coming to make sure you were alright. Kevin even invited you to come out with him and some of the boys, which you politely declined saying they should have their time together. Wednesday, you simply stayed in bed, choosing to actually keep your phone on today, you were just tired and felt drained from everything going on right now that you couldn’t really muster up the energy to talk to anyone. 

Wednesday night, as you were rewatching Marvel movies, your phone started ringing with a call from Ryanne. Quickly answering it, “hey Ry.”

“Hey babes, how’re you doing?”

“I’ve been better, I’ve also been worse, so.”

“Me and Claude were wondering if you’d want to come over and hang out with us and Gav for some of the day, we’ll provide food and such, but we miss you, babe. So, we figured we’d ask while you have a chance.” 

In reality, Ryanne had heard from Claude that you wouldn’t be able to do extensive training for at least a month. She might not have known much about gymnastics, but she knew you well enough to know that you were always constantly training - she was well aware that if that ever got taken from Claude that he would be devastated if he was out for that long and with two weeks to prepare for a big game.

She had checked in to see how you were with Kevin one day after practice and when he mentioned everything that was going on, she was worried about you. She knew that she likely wouldn’t be able to help much, but she did know that there was one part of the equation she could help. Knowing that she already had a plan to have a send off party before the boys went on a roadie and also knowing that everyone on the team would be there, she somehow conveniently planned to invite you over a few hours before it started. 

“Oh, yeah, I’d love to, honestly. What time do you want me over?”

“Anytime after three is fine. I’ll see you then, hun. Oh, and wear something cute.”

“Why exactly?”

“Just do it,” Ryanne said, not having time to think of an excuse, “bye.”

As you were about to say something else, the ring that told you she had hung up rang out. 

…..

Joel wasn’t doing as good as he wanted to be recently and with an upcoming roadie, he knew he needed to spend more time on the ice before the game. Having asked a few of the guys to work with him during an unscheduled morning skate, he was able to work on what he needed to. 

“Wait, so she’s out how long?” Joel overheard Travis ask Kevin as he made his way into the locker room. 

“Like four weeks, but two weeks with the brace and basically no training, then two weeks with athletic tape on her knee and no hard landings. But she’ll only have two weeks before Championships, so she's not feeling too great about it. Plus, she has to use her brace and crutches again and she didn’t enjoy that the first time,” Kevin replied. 

“Is she going to be okay?” Joel hadn’t meant to ask his question aloud, but as soon as Kevin heard his voice a smile grew on his face. 

“Yeah, Lover Boy, she’ll be fine. She hasn’t really been up to do anything recently, but other than that I think she’ll be okay. She has to use her crutches again, which is honestly very entertaining,” Kevin stated before turning to leave the locker room, turning right as he got to the doorway, “random question, are you planning on going to G’s for the send off party tomorrow night?”

“Yeah, why?”

“Just wondering,” and with that Kevin was gone, leaving a confused Joel behind. 

Kevin knew that you had a lot on your plate right now and that you wouldn’t want to go to anyone about your problems. He also knew that the both you and Joel, were simply too stubborn to fix the problem going on between you on your own, hence why he had mentioned something to Ryanne. He knew that Ryanne would jump at the chance to be able to help you feel better and as soon as she mentioned the party set-up idea, he was in. The plan was then mentioned to most of the team, knowing that the help of many was needed in order to help the two idiots. 

….. 

After sending Kevin a quick text that you were leaving, you left your apartment and made your way to Ryanne and Claude’s house. Gently knocking on the door, you smiled when Ryanne opened the door, “awe, babe, I’m so happy you’re here, I missed you so much.”

“I missed you, too. Not to be rude, but where is the tiny human?” you asked, looking past Ryanne to see Gavin walking towards you, “hi, bub. Oh my god, you’re getting so big.” 

“Well if you came around more often, you’d get to see him more,” Ryanne mumbled, watching you play with the boy in front of you. 

“I heard that,” you said, in a sing-song voice.

“You were supposed to,” she replied, mocking your tone, “anyways, Claude is on his way back from the store, so he’ll be here soon, but I haven’t talked to you in forever, how’s everything? How’s gym?”

“Oh, well. I’ve been better, this last meet definitely wasn’t all that great and not being able to train doesn’t really help my case either, but I’m making the most of it,” you said, shrugging. 

“And you’re actually having to listen to Adrian this time around?” she said, pointedly, causing you to chuckle. 

“Yeah, I have to actually listen to Adrian this time,” you smiled, “I hate that I have to actually wear my knee brace, though. And I have to use crutches. Can you believe that?”

“Considering it’s you, I’m more shocked that you’re actually using them.” 

“Ry, shh, let’s not call me out too much today,” you replied. 

It wasn’t too long before you heard the front door open, Claude walking in a few seconds later, “awe, it’s my favorite babysitter. Come on, babe, let’s leave while we can.”

“Haha, I almost forgot how funny you are, G,” you said, sarcastically. 

“I’m sure, I’m sure. You know what would be nice though?”

“What?”

“Helping me put the groceries up,” he said, smiling sweetly causing you to groan. 

“Are chores and babysitting all I’m good for to you?”

“Well,” he looked up to the ceiling, as if he were thinking for another answer,”hm, nothing comes to mind, y/n/n.”

“Oh, that was mean,” Ryanne said, playfully elbowing Claude. 

“Thank-”

“She’ll never babysit again if we’re mean to her,” Ryanne smirked. 

“Oh, wow, I see how it is, don’t worry,” you said, the three of you laughing. 

As the three of you were setting out groceries - you mostly sitting on the kitchen island, taking things out of the bag - the three of you caught up. Claude talking about his hopes for these next few games, Ryanne talking about how Gavin was doing - not missing the few times Gav ran through the kitchen -, and you talking about whatever you could. 

“Ok, so we haven’t brought this up yet, but I was just wondering if you had any idea what’s going on with Beezer? I know you guys had gotten closer recently and he’s just not himself, so I’m asking if you know anything,” Claude asked, closing the fridge before turning back to you. Both him and Ryanne had a pretty good idea of what happened, but if they were missing something, they wanted to know. 

“Oh, um, well, about that one,” you sighed, gathering your thoughts, “me and him kinda haven’t talked since I told him I only wanted to be friends.” 

“Ok, but from the looks of it, it looked like both of you wanted to be more than friends?” 

“Yeah, but, there’s a lot more to it, you know.”

“No, actually, I’m a tad bit lost, y/n/n.”

“Look, I can’t have any distractions right now and I was worried about it affecting gymnastics, so I told him I only want to be friends.”

“That’s dumb,” Claude replied, quickly.

“Thank you, many people have mentioned that.”

“He has no place to talk in a situation like this,” Ryanne finally spoke up, causing you to look between the pair confused, “when his life was just hockey, hockey, and hockey, nothing could fill those spots. So, when our relationship was first starting he did the same thing to me that you’re doing to Bee.”

“This was supposed to be a philosophical moment and you messed it up,” Claude replied. 

“I didn’t mess it up, you’re just mad because you basically called yourself dumb. But pushing him away isn’t a smart option and it just hurts both of you in the process,” Ryanne said before walking back to where Gavin was. 

“Look, I know you said you didn’t want distractions, but this seems to be having a worse effect on you than you hoped. From the looks of it, when you started pushing him away, it affected your performance. Just pointing that out for you.”

“Yeah, I know. You didn’t have to point it out, you know.”

“Yeah, but you would have continued to ignore the obvious fact that you were just scared of a relationship in general,” he shrugged.

“I don’t even know how to talk to him about it or at least how to start the conversation.”

“Well, lucky for you,” he looked down to check his watch, “the guys are all coming over in like 10 minutes, so you’ll see him then.”

“Huh?”

“Yeah, it’s a send off party for the roadie this weekend, why do you think we got so many groceries?” and with that he left you in the kitchen by yourself. 

…..

Joel sat in the backseat of Kevin’s car, Nolan in the passenger seat, as they made their way to G’s house. By the time they got there, most of the guys had already gotten there, seeing a few familiar cars in the driveway, but one stood out in particular. He knew that it was yours from some of the times he had seen you driving, “what’s y/n/n doing here?”

Nolan and Kevin both chuckled at that, “she came over here earlier to watch Gavin, I think,” Kevin said. 

“Oh, cool,” Joel replied, attempting to sound nonchalant as possible 

“Don’t try to act like you’re not freaking out. You aren’t slick, dude,” Nolan added, shaking his head, “you two better talk, too. Because everyone is tired of the two of you being idiots and not talking shit out.” 

“We’re not idiots.”

“You are,” the other two said in unison. Joel didn’t try to argue as he followed the pair inside their captain’s house. 

As soon as he entered the house, he took note that almost all the team was here, most of the team was outside, but he immediately found you sitting on one of the barstools with Gavin sitting on your lap as you talked with Ryanne. “Go talk to her,” Nolan whispered, causing him to jump. 

“God, Pat. What the fuck?” Joel said turning around. 

“I said what I said. You’ll have to talk at some point, might as well just do it. Plus, she’s on crutches, so like, if she wants to run away it will take her a while.”

“Um, that’s- I mean, that’s valid, but-”

“At some point today, you should talk to her. I obviously can’t make you and it’s up to you, but I think it would help fix things,” Nolan said, shrugging.

“Yeah, I know, I know. I plan on it.” 

You and Ryanne had stayed inside with Gav since the boys were grilling outside, so when Nolan, Kevin, and Joel walked in, you were one of the first people to notice. Kevin made his way over to you almost as soon as he came in, “so, you enjoying the party?”

“Considering I didn’t know it was happening, sure I’m having a great time, Kev.”

“Well, I guess it’s a surprise party then,” you quickly shot him a glare, “surprise.” 

As you heard the back door open, you looked up to see Joel already looking at you, shooting you a quick smile as he followed his teammate to go outside. “I swear, if all you guys do tonight is spare glances at each other and don’t talk, I’m going to lose it,” Ryanne said from beside you. 

“I think everyone will, to be honest,” Kevin added, “well, I’m going outside. If you need any help, just let me know.” 

The boys had a few different plans in place to get the two of you to talk; conveniently sending Joel in to help while you were inside, telling Joel to go help out inside, asking Joel to get Gavin, and as a last resort, make Joel jealous. 

When everyone had been done eating, Claude asked some of the younger guys to help him clean up and bring out the cooler with drinks that was still inside. Joel had somehow conveniently avoided going inside while helping and when he did, he went straight to the kitchen and right back out. He wasn’t wanting to avoid you all night, but he didn’t know what to do. Shortly after, Claude had asked Joel to go in and get Gavin, somehow right as you had left Gavin with Ryanne, which also ruined that plan. 

Ryanne knew that it would be suspicious if they kept trying those same plans. So instead, she basically forced you to go outside with her. She helped you get outside, Kevin shooting up from his chair to help you get down the stairs of the deck, “you don’t have to help me out, Kev.”

“Knowing you, you would trip and break something. You’re already hurt enough,” he said, causing you to roll your eyes. As Kevin looked up, he didn’t miss the way Joel lit up as he saw you, “hey, your boy is looking over here.”

Looking up, your eyes once again met his, to which you sent him a light smile, “yeah, he’s been watching me since I stepped out here.”

“y/n/n, you would only know that if you were looking at him, too.”

“Yeah, I never said that I wasn’t though.” 

“You know, it’s obvious the two of you aren’t mad at each other or anything like that. So, why the fuck haven’t you talked yet?”

“Oh, um. Words are hard,” you said, walking away towards Travis and Nolan on your crutches. 

“You’re literally on crutches, you aren’t moving that fast.”

“You know who else isn’t moving that fast?”

“y/n. I swear, if this is another your-”

“Your mom,” you yelled back to him. 

“What is up with you and making your mom jokes?” Nolan asked as you got closer to them. 

“They’re funny?” 

“y/n/n just has the sense of humor of a middle school boy, that’s why her and Beezer got along so well,” Travis added, helping you move your crutches so you could sit down at the table they were at, “how are the crutches?”

“How’s your mom?” you laughed, causing the two of them to groan, “nah, they’re not fun. In any way shape or form.”

As you were talking to Nolan and Teeks, Kevin and Ryanne realized that none of the plans they had tried were working. Both of them knew that the only plan that would probably work was to make Joel jealous, so Kevin texted Carter, Morgan, Nolan, and Teeks to let them know that was the plan that they were going with. 

“y/n looks really good today,” Carter said, causing Joel to spit out his drink. 

“Better watch yourself, Hartsy,” Joel replied, shooting a glare towards his friend. 

“I was just being honest, she really does. There’s nothing going on between you guys anymore, right?” Carter watched as Joel visibly tensed at the mention of what was happening between the two of you, knowing that the plan was working he continued, “I mean, if nothings going on between you two, then she’s single, right?”

“Well, I mean-” Joel stuttered out, “we haven’t talked in a while, but that doesn’t mean-”

“I’ll be right back, okay?” Carter said, making his way over to the table you were at, causing Nolan and TK to chuckle as they saw Joel’s face drop, “hey, y/n/n.”

“Hey, Hartsy, it’s been a minute. How is everything?” you smiled. You kept talking to the group around you for a while, not noticing the way Joel was becoming visibly angry. He didn’t want to seem jealous, but he assumed that Carter had been flirting with you this whole time, so he made the executive decision to talk to you now. 

Since your back was facing him, you didn’t see him coming, but the three boys around you did, only trying to hide their smiles since the plan was actually working. “Hey y/n, can we talk?” he asked. 

You turned around to finally face the boy you had been avoiding, “yeah, hold on a sec.” As you continued some of your conversation, Joel was getting more and more irritated, mostly because Carter was sending looks his way that he couldn’t exactly read. Joel, being the impatient person he was, pulled the chair you were sitting at away from the table, pulling you up to stand before lifting you up over his shoulder, “Bee, what the fuck?”

He simply ignored you as he carried you up the stairs and back inside his captain’s house. You tried pushing yourself off as he made his way up the stairs, but it was deemed useless when he just tightened his grip, “Farabee, I swear to god. I will hurt you.”

Eventually, he opened the door to the guest bathroom and gently set you down on the counter before locking the door, “what the fuck was that for? If you want to talk, you could have just waited a second. But no, you had to be all dramatic about it,” you said, rolling your eyes. 

“Are you done?” Joel asked, crossing his arms and leaning back against the door.  

“I mean, yeah. Are you?” 

“Yeah, but I’m tired of us ignoring each other and I miss you, so we need to figure stuff out.”

“Awe, you miss me? That’s cute,” you smiled. 

“y/n/n, I swear, now is not the time for that one.”

“Ok, sorry. I’ll be serious now,” you said, crossing your arms to mock him. 

“I just want to know what happened at the lake?” 

“Oh, we’re going straight to the point, alright,” you sighed, “look, what I said at the lake wasn’t true. I got this idea in my head that if you were in my life, you were a distraction from what I wanted.”

“How’d that work out for you?” he said, smirking. 

“Oh, no, see that’s what we’re not going to do. No need for the attitude. Anyways, I had this idea that if anything happened between us, that I would mess it up and it would mess everything in my life up. So, pushing you away was the safest option.”

Joel took a moment to gather his thoughts before pushing himself off the door and made his way closer to you, ending up standing between your legs with his hands on either side of you, “look, I’m saying this and I mean it. I understand where you’re coming from with the fear of distractions thing, but I want you to know that I would never intentionally keep you from your goals and dreams. I’m just extra support, you know.”

“Yeah, I realized that after you ran from the lake house. We could have had this figured out by now, if you had stayed,” you said, sarcastically. Rolling your eyes for added dramatic effect. 

“Oh, shut up. You have no place to talk, babe,” he said, smiling when he heard you giggle, “what was that for?”

“I kinda missed you calling me babe, I guess. Kinda crazy, dude.”

“Awe, so you did miss me?”

“I never said I didn’t,” you said, quietly reaching up to wrap your arms around his neck. You saw the way that his eyes went from your eyes to your lips, “I also missed this,” and with that you pulled him closer until your lips met in a long awaited kiss. 

As the two of you broke away, your foreheads were still together, “hey, Bee?”

“Yeah?”

“You know who else I missed? Your mom,” you laughed. 

“Way to ruin the moment, babe,” he smiled, “That was funny though, so I respect it.”

“Dude, I’m so funny sometimes.”

“Looks aren’t everything, babe,” he said, laughing at the gasp you responded with. 

“Oh, that was rude. I’ll get you back one day though,” you watched as he went to leave the bathroom, “hey, Bee. I’m not supposed to walk without crutches, hate to break it to you.”

Rolling his eyes, he made his way back to you, turning around right in front of you, “here.” You leaned a little bit forward, wrapping your arms around his neck once again as he readjusted his grip on the back of your legs, so he could give you a piggyback ride on the way back outside. 

“You know, they didn’t tell me there was a party,” you spoke as he made his way back towards the door. 

“Oh, they said it was teammates only and then I saw your car,” he replied, pausing a moment as the two of you realized what had happened at the same time, “so, this was-”

“Yep.” 

“And Hartsy saying he was going to ask you out was part of it?”

“Hartsy said he was going to do that,” you started cackling. “Wait, were you jealous of him?” you asked laughing even harder. 

“It’s not funny.”

“Oh, yeah. I know, it’s hilarious.” 

“I will drop you right now,” he said, as he opened the door for outside, “and you’ll stuck right here, Ms. ‘I can’t walk down stairs right now’.”

“That’s a low blow,” you said, as the two of you made your way back to the table you were at. 

“Oops, sorry, babe,” he set you down close to your chair, but sat down before you could.

“Oh, so now you steal my chair, too?”

“Oh, shut up, you’re fine,” he said, pulling you to sit in his lap, “there you go.”

“So, I see the two of you made up?” Nolan asked, pointing at the two of you. 

“We also made out, in case you were wondering,” Joel replied, earning an elbow to the stomach, “ow, that hurt.”

“Sucks to suck, babe,” you replied, causing the smile on his face to grow even more. 

When Kevin and Ryanne watched the two of you walk back outside, they were happy to see that the plan worked. Ryanne simply laughed and shook her head as she heard the exchange between the two of you, “they are so in love and I don’t even think they realize it.”

“Ryanne, that is a big word, that I’m not prepared for. So, please, let’s not do that today,” Kevin replied, earning a laugh from Ryanne, “they’re happy though, that’s all that matters to me.”

[woahajimes]

BESTIE THE GREEN PASS AHAHAH is this thing we have only in italy (not annoying) but it's actually one of the few smart things we have:

ahem

it's uhh it's this qr code basically that people who have done all the required vaccines or had covid in the last six months have. that is like... a pass. to enter indoor places like restaurants and cinemas. and like... if you don't have it you can't go anywhere anymore so you need it.

also we ditched battinson for a chinese restaurant in the end cus we got all the way to the cinema before we realized my sister didn't have her green pass with her. (it's on paper and/or a pdf but she just has it on paper) so we got back home, she took it and then we got to the restaurant and now I'm dying i need to sleep and cannot eat anything anymore ever again god

ALSO YOUR ESSAY HOW IS IT COMING I NEED THE DETAILS :DD

OHHH LIKE THE PROOF OF VACCINATION. YEAH WE HAVE THAT HERE TOO italy is so special || anywyas yeah totqally bestie i forget mine all the time but they're not required here anymore so i dont need it unless i go to restaurants n stuff BUT LMAO WS IT GOOD i love chinese food so much (i assume that it's good since you said that you're tired and cant eat anything more but hey.)

anyhow this reminds me k so in front of my house ish there is this like set of stores n other things (like we have a city park and behind that there is a grocery store, home depot, dollar store, and a buncha other stores (THRIFT SOTRE. WE HAVE A THIRRFT STORE hence why i am broke) SO ANYWAYS ive been craving sushi for the longest absolute time and today i found out that there is this island store in the middle of the parking lot and its a fucking sushi place!!! i had been so convinced that it was this like bbq place bc it has THAT look i mean i'll go by the place and "oh someday i'd like to try the bbq they sell here" and today my sister pointed out that the place has a giant sign that says "SUSHI" girl (gn) i am so smart.

MY ESSAY IS HANDED IN AND DONE OVER it wasn't that bad but i definitely could sleep for another r492058043 hours

also there is this curse bestowed upon me in which i absolutely wreck every pair of tights i wear like i went to school w these rlly cute heart print tights and then i go home and they have a hole in them like god why me.

[simp-4-kylo]

can you do a roommate!adamsackler who keeps stealing/finishing the soaps or body washes in the shower so he has an excuse to go in there after you yell at him bc you need one 😳

New Soap

Warnings/tags:Soft!Sackler, slight hint towards the DIRTY, curse words, uhh Adam being a soft boy,fluff?? i'm so sorry for not updating.

WordCount: 1,149

A/N: omg hi yall! I’m so sorry I’ve been MIA and have gotten nothing out :( my life got super busy and super quick. A lot of things have not been going my way in my personal life but I’m trying to get things out for you all to enjoy! So please, as always, enjoy whats below! 

The hot water felt euphoric as it ran down your back. It had been a brutal couple past days, work had been stressful due to the fact your boss was giving you way too many things to work on and way too little time to do it all. You had been looking forward to this shower after giving three different presentations in various meetings today. On the way home you had stopped by the store to pick up a few things that couldn’t wait for the weekend when you went on your usual grocery run or you were too afraid to tell your roommate Adam to pick up, due to the simple fact that he wouldn’t know what to get. 

On the way out of the convenient store you had passed the soap and shower aisle. You knew as soon as you got home you wanted to take a long shower and a nap afterwards. Maybe today was the day that you tried a new shampoo and shower scrub, but as you reached for the teal bottle with the label Ocean Breeze. You just remembered that you had gotten a brand new bottle of shampoo the other day, you were sort of sad that you couldn’t try this new soap, but you weren’t about to waste a perfect bottle of brand new soap. You checked out and left the store, headed home you just couldn’t wait for that long shower. You were praying that Adam wasn’t in the bathroom or let alone in your way, nothing was going to stop you from showering, not even Adam and his adorable yet slightly confusing jokes…

Living in New York was everybody's dream whether they knew it or not, and fortunately you were lucky enough to be one of the many people who made it in New York. You lived in Brooklyn with your roommate Adam Sackler, most people think the two of you were dating. Which, you had only dreamed of dating him you knew he didn’t like you the way you liked him.

Walking up the stairs to your shared apartment you heard Adam shouting. Now, that isn’t unusual for him. He was always yelling about something, whether he was practicing his lines for some role or if he was just upset at something. If he was dealing with one of his “girlfriends” right now, you were not having it. Pushing open the door to the apartment the sight of a shirtless Adam with damp hair lay before you. He had a teal colored towel draped across his waist, and an old bleached out towel on his hair. He was holding some paper in his hand, the top right was damp with the excess water that fell from his hair. 

Adam turned around at the sound of the door opening, “hey kiddo, how was work? Hey I was wondering-”. You had cut the man off by saying “Whatever you were wondering, I hope it was you offering to make dinner tonight. I stopped at the store to pick up a few things we needed, but my head is killing me, please I just need to go shower.” You finished with a sigh and dropping your work bag on the ground, walking to the kitchen counter you set the groceries down. 

“Uh sure, yeah go shower.” Adam had said as he put his paper down on the coffee table in front of him. As you made your way to the bathroom Adam went to stand up and walk towards the kitchen counter to see what you had decided to pick up. As Adam sifted through the bags of food he heard the shower head turn on, the sound of the water hitting the bathtub triggered something in him. He suddenly remembered something, “oh! I forgot to mention, I used all your-” he called out to you, except for the fact that you hadn’t heard him and shut the bathroom door before he could finish. He cursed to himself, he just wanted to warn you that you were all out of soap. He knew you had a long day and that you just wanted to shower.

“ADAM!” you had yelled from the bathroom, when you had got into the shower you were ready for some special relaxation time. To your surprise you had got in and more than half your bottle of brand new shampoo was empty. At first you had thought that you just used a lot, but then realized that you had gotten this almost two days ago! There was no way Adam had just used this shampoo that you bought for yourself. You were beyond mad, Adam was really going to get it.

Your internal thoughts were interrupted when you heard the bathroom door open and then click shut. “Adam- get the fuck out. I don’t want to hear it, I expect you to buy me some new shampoo by the time I get home from work tomorrow, and it better be the same exact kind. I also want-” as you turned around you stopped mid sentence. There in the shower with you was a naked Adam, with a big wide smile. “Oh my god!” you replied and went to immediately cover your exposed chest with both your arms. 

Despite being roommates with Adam, never once had either of you seen the other naked. You were utterly speechless, not knowing what to say you just stared at the tile above Adam’s head. “Hey…” Adam had said and inched closer to you and reached out towards you.” Your heat seemed to beat faster and louder as he moved to touch you. Time had slowed, you were currently in the shower naked with Adam right in front of you. This has to be a dream, there was no way your insanely hot roommate was standing in front of you about to touch you. You felt two very big hands slide down the sides of your body and rest at your hips.

He pulled you closer, closer and suddenly you were pressed up against him in the shower. Slowly slipping out of your state of shock, you returned the hug and wrapped your arms around the larger man. Adam released a sigh of content, he moved his right hand to now rest behind your neck. He sat his head on the top of yours and closed his eyes, you doing the same. The warm watering dripping down the both of you as the sounds of New York and the smell of your brand new shampoo filled the small bathroom. 

“I think I love you” Adam had said. “I know” you replied grinning into his chest. Adam pulled back for a moment, he looked you in the eyes and said “get smart with me one more time, and I won’t get you new soap.” He had said and leaned in with a kiss. 

[muwur]

long distance headcanons

✧ hc’s ✧ for daichi, suga, hinata & tsukki

❧ gn reader

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a/n: hello yall this is my first post! nobody asked, but i just started this haikyuu reader insert blog, feel free to check my page n see wazzap. also requests are open pls come fhorfjepfiwf;

daichi

✧ after high school, he stayed in miyagi while you went to tokyo, about 5 hours away, for college

✧ texting or calling whenever u can!

✧ you be like “heyyy”

✧ then he clap back with a “go focus on your lecture”

✧ “im not in lectureee”

✧ “you gave me your schedule so i know you’re in the middle of class”

✧ “...”

✧ makes sure you’re awake on time for your classes and calls you if he thinks you’re oversleeping (and hes usually right, this man just KNOWS)

✧ “morning y/n, i think you need to get to class soon”

✧ “mmrghhhghhh” *checks time* “holy sHI-- i forgot to set my alarm. IMMA BE LATE. THANKS DAICHI I LOVE YOU ILL TALK TO YOU LATER BYE”

✧ definitely skips out on some nights out with his friends to video chat you. you catch up, talk about future plans, reminisce, complain about not being able to hug one another, etc. occasionally one of you falls asleep on call, particularly after a long day or week. if he sleeps, you make sure you screenshot his sleeping face and start a picture collection  

✧ you hit him up when you get drunk lMAO

✧ “daiichiii, i miss youuu, i needdd youuuu AND i needa peeee---” “hey daichi, this is y/n’s friend. y/n’s pretty out of it now but they’ll be okay! we’re heading back to our place right now” “im gonna pEE IN THIS CAR”

✧ daichi coordinates with your friends to make sure you arrive home safely, use the bathroom, and get tucked into bed. he thanks the universe you have good friends. if it weren’t for them he’d probs have a heart attacc. sends you cute, reassuring voice messages for you to wake up to the next morning with hangover tips he learned from suga

✧ always checks in with you throughout the day, every day. able to pick up on the slightest hints if you’re feeling unwell and calls you immediately to try to make you feel better

✧ makes plans to visit you! you get really excited to introduce him to your college friends (who, after meeting him, tell you not only is he a hottie but is such a kind guy, fosho a keeper. they also ask if he has any cute friends)

✧ either holding your hand or has an arm around you most of the time.

✧ you spend all day together outside and wandering the city, then spend the night back at your place (sorry roommate, but we’re gonna have to kick you out for a lil bit--)    

sugawara

✧ you finally secured a job! unfortunately, the company required you to work for a year at their main facility, which was a 4 hour drive away from miyagi

✧ if suga wasn’t needed in miyagi for his teaching job, he would’ve tried to come with you

✧ after unloading your things in your new apartment and before parting ways, suga was like

✧ “everything’s unloaded everything from the car?”

✧ “yes maam”

✧ “do you have enough snacks?”

✧ “we just went to the grocery hun”

✧ “did you bring enough underwear?”

✧ “gDI yEs I dID”

✧ “:c promise to call me often”

✧ “<3333 of course”</p>

✧ good morning texts before y’all leave for work! you send each other cute pictures when you’re getting ready for the day (suga with bedhead, brushing his teeth? suga with his tie half done?? sign me up)

✧ always texts you when something reminds him of you, usually sends a picture along with it

✧ “the store was having a special on oranges today! this one reminds me of you”

✧ “why”

✧ “it just looks so cute~”

✧ will immediately call you if you send him any sort of message that worries him

-“hello? y/n what’s wrong, why is there blood?? speak to me, you haven’t replied in 5 minutes”

✧ “ohhh my bad, i’m just cleaning up don’t worry! i didn’t explain, but the picture i sent you isn’t blood, it’s ketchup i spilled on myself lolol”

✧ poor man nearly fainted from worry

✧ would pay you a surprise visit, making sure to plan it carefully so he knew you weren’t busy with work or plans. brings you gifts of your favorite snacks and a scarf that matches one of his own for the upcoming winter

✧ plans out that weekend for y’all, mans did his research beforehand. together, you toured the city and the surrounding nature, took lots of selfies (and many candids of you), and taste tested lots of foods before returning to your apartment and collapsing into your bed with exhaustion

✧ but y’all not too tired for cuddling n a lil something else >.>

hinata

✧ sure, being a couple hours away was hard for some... but y’all in different countries right now

✧ calls you immediately when there’s any inconvenience that occurs in his life, no matter how minor, thinking you’ll know how to fix it (or at least give him the reassurance he needs)

✧ “hey y/n...”

✧ “what’s wrong? you sound worried”

✧ “i broke my bike, what do i do”

✧ “you what? are you alright?? how? where are you? it’s midnight there, honey”

✧ “i was biking back to my apartment after staying late to practice! i didn’t wanna hit this turtle, so i swerved into a pole and now my bike’s wrecked :**”

✧ “ahh, are you okay?? you’re not hurt are you :(”

✧ “no, im okay... but im tired and i have two miles to go ;(((”

✧ “;( im sorry babe but you gotta walk home. we’ll get you a new bike. ill stay on the phone with you until you get back. tell me about your day <3″</p>

✧ talks about you all the time to his friends! introduces you through video chat to them! “look how pretty and cute y/n is!”

✧ together you work out your time differences and busy schedules so you can chat whenever possible

✧ he lets you know whenever he bought something for you, but never shows it to you because he’s excited to see your reaction in person when you reunite

✧ always asks you to send him pictures of yourself, he wants to see what you look like everyday he’s missing you in real life

✧ you surprise visit HIM. he’s so happy he could cry. shows you around every place he loves, shows you off to everyone he knows, holds your hand the entire time and never wants to let go, is practically glued to you not that you mind  

✧ you spend your last night together lying in the grass, hand in hand, looking at the stars and sharing sweet kisses  

tsukishima

✧ y’all went to separate universities. while he stayed relatively close to miyagi, you went across the country to okinawa, which was about a 3 hour flight away

✧ he sees all the couples around campus n becomes lowkey bitter, texts you immediately about gross pda like hand holding that he secretly wishes he could do with you “these people in relationships are too happy, i didn’t ask to see them gawk at each other all day” “u just miss me lmao”

✧ once overheard a convo on a shuttle at school that went like :

✧ person 1: “ugh, he’s so cute”

✧ person 2: “why dont you go out with him??”

✧ person 1: “i dunno, his dorm’s down the street, i can’t really do long distance”

✧ nANI (by the way, this is a irl conversation my friend overheard, oml)

✧ tsukki nearly choked on his morning coffee

✧ bothers texts you in class bc he’s bored and in need of your attention

✧ “hey tsukki this prof’s lectures are rlly dense, i needa focus, ill text u after”

✧ “but arent i more interesting than rocks”

✧ “trust me, id even rather watch some dino documentaries with you than be here”

✧ *read*

✧ likes to chat with you most nights as he lies in bed before going to sleep, staring up at the dark ceiling and listening to your voice through his headphones. usually just talking about how your days went (as if you weren’t texting all day) or just casual talk and banter

✧ you remind him to make sure he’s taking care of himself and eating well

✧ “who are you? my mother?”

✧ “no but you’re about to be single”

✧ surprise visits you, tells you it was yamaguchi’s idea when it was really his own and yamaguchi was just teasing him about it  

✧ you show him around the city, sharing what you know about its rich history and culture. you visit most areas you both wanted to see before calling it a day

✧ your roommate conveniently spends that night over at their friend’s they just wanna give you alone time, which y’all very much needed. you make it a note to repay your roommate somehow.

✧ sweet lovin that he’s been missing, then some spooning as you sleep    

a/n: just wanna tackle these about 4 characters at a time but if u wanna see this headcanon w/ other characters feel free to hmu w/ an ask <3<b> also sorry if i text type a lot and that im inconsistent with my apostrophes, let me know if that’s something you want me to fix! 

[petersasteria]

Hawaii - Haz Osterfield

Pairing: BFF!Haz x Reader

Not requested.

* * * *

You and Harrison were best friends since birth and you've been through everything together and you did everything together. So, it was pretty obvious that Harrison would ask you to live with him and the lads. It took some bribing and you remembered that day like it was yesterday.

Harrison has been bugging you all week about you moving in with him and the lads. You didn't want to, but Harrison wouldn't take no for an answer.

"Come on, Y/N!" Harrison whined. "It'll be our first time living so far apart and I don't want that. I'm so used to you being near me."

"Then maybe that's good!" You said. "Maybe we need to live far away from each other so that when we see each other again, we can catch up longer."

Harrison huffed. He wasn't having any of your excuses. "Y/N, if we live together we can catch up with our day everyday."

"Yes and that's tiring. That's why I broke up with Tyler, remember?"

"But I'm not Tyler! I'm Harrison... your best friend since, like, forever. I'm an exception." Harrison pouted like a child. You stared at him and laughed.

"Y/N, it's not funny. I won't leave until you say yes." Harrison said with a proud smile on his face.

"Then I guess you'd be moving here." You chuckled. Harrison's smile faded as he realized that you were right. If he didn't leave, he'd end up living with you.

"Y/N, if you move in with me and the lads, we could be your little assistants when you're on your period. We can do whatever you want." Harrison begged.

And that's why you agreed to move in with them.

"So she agreed to move in with us if we become her assistants when she's on her period?" Tom asked in a hushed voice. Harrison nodded.

"Dear god." Tom sighed. "Fine."

"Why?" Harry chimed in. "A movie star can't buy pads or tampons?" He teased. Tom glared at him, "Shut up, Harry."

You've been living with the lads for years now and you didn't regret your decision. It was kind of lonely, though. Harrison didn't warn you that you'd be lonely living there, so you'd often drive back home just for company.

Tom was always away filming and Harry would tag along. During times like that, Tuwaine would stay with his girlfriend. Harrison would be out of town for weeks for work. You were stuck at home.

Harrison was now back at home and frowned when he didn't see you at home. His frown immediately faded when he saw you coming in with a bag of groceries.

"Y/N!"

"SHIT!"

"My name is Harrison." He playfully rolled his eyes. He looked at you with an amused look on his face. "I'm back!"

You stared at him as you clutched the bag of groceries tighter, "Yeah, I can see that. You scared me!"

You went to the kitchen to store away the food you bought and Harrison follows behind you. "I'm sorry I always leave, but I want to make it up to you. Let's go to Hawaii!"

"I can't just leave, Haz. I have work." You shook your head in disbelief as you put the bag of chips in the pantry.

"Yeah, as a social media manager. You can work at home." Harrison shrugged. "You always do that, by the way."

"Yeah, but sometimes I'm needed at the office." You explained.

"Let's go to Hawaii for one week." Harrison said. "Just one week to make up all the times we left you here alone."

"All of you left me for a long time." You pointed out.

"Tom and Harry will have to make up to you on their own. Me making it up to you isn't an 'on behalf of the group' thing." Harrison chortled. "Come on. Hawaii will be fun!"

"I'll think about it." You said.

Now there you both were in front of Harrison's laptop searching for flights going to Hawaii and vacant slots at a Hawaiian resort. The flights were already booked and you were now searching for decent Hawaiian resorts that weren't pricey. You were also searching stuff on your phone when Harrison found a discount.

"I found a discount!" Harrison cheered.

"Yay! Let's take it!" You immediately said as you left your seat to go to your room and pack. You already informed your boss that you'll be gone for a week and thankfully, he let you go... only because you promised to handle the social media for work every three hours except on the plane.

Harrison giddily smiled as he read through the discount. His smile slowly faded when he realized that the discount was only for married couples who were celebrating their anniversary or going on their honeymoon or recently getting engaged.

"Holy shit." Harrison said to himself. "Y/N!" He shouted. "Y/N! We can't go for the discount!"

You've never ran faster your whole life. You ran to his room and freaked out, "What do you mean?!"

"The discount is only for married couples." Harrison said.

"Oh." You frowned.

Harrison suggested, "I have an idea, though."

"I'm listening."

"We can pretend that we're married." He shrugged.

"Are you insane?! What if they ask for proof?!" You panicked.

Harrison scrapped his idea and immediately thought of a new one. He took out one of his rings and knelt down in front of you, "Will you marry me?"

You choked on your own saliva.

"Ha-"

"It says that engaged couples get the discount too." Harrison said. "We'll pretend to be engaged and then we'll get the discount! The only proof is the ring."

"And what if they ask how we knew each other?" You crossed your arms.

"We'll tell the truth."

"What if-"

"Stop with the what if's!" Harrison said, standing up. "Y/N, love, I'm an actor. I can make stuff up about our 'love story'. So, will we take it?"

You looked at him and his laptop which had the resort's website on it. It was really tempting and enticing. You looked at Harrison again and sighed, "Fine. We'll take it!"

Harrison grinned and applied for the discount. He filled up a form and you were now booked in a honeymoon suite. He turned to you and said, "What's the worse that could happen, right?"

"So, we'll be engaged for one week?"

"Yup. How bad can it be? We already act like a couple, anyway. Might as well take it to our advantage." Harrison chuckled and left his room to get a snack.

* * * *

here's a quick harrison one shot bc the previous fic had a terribly sad ending

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[dastardlydandelion]

I wish you would write a fic where Susan got to keep her baby for once.

well. hm. what would this look like in my hands. okay, okay, so in this particular scenario, i actually imagine neil was putting 2 + 2 together and finding out susan's preggo right after the move. like, even before susan does. and she's all kinds of alarmed but neil is?? oddly excited?

he's all like, "isn't this great? we get to have a new baby in this new town. what a perfect way to cement our brand new life, huh?"

and susan doesn't want to be hopeful but with neil's positive reaction, she tentatively feels hope anyway. maybe things rly will be different, right?

continues under the cut bc this got fucking long.

yeah, well, neil's good mood lasts until it's actually born and responsibilities ensue. he never had to deal with billy as a baby rly, bc billy's mom took care of that part and also, like. in this 'verse at least, billy was a low-maintenance baby. didn't cry much. maybe he did at first but like, after being dropped on the head a couple times, he just went quiet and didn't rly bother anybody after that. wouldn't get loud again until elementary age. and max didn't come into neil's life until she was even elementary age, so defo past all the baby stuff.

the new infant tho screams like a mofo. everybody in the house is on edge. sleep is hard to come by for the whole household. the care and keeping responsibilities mostly fall on susan but neil holds it against her every. single. time. he has to change a diaper or hold a bottle, as if it's some major failing on susan's part that he should ever have to do anything like this at all.

max tries to help but she can't even hold the baby tbh. it makes her v uncomfortable, she never gets it right and doesn't know what to do when it squirms!! what if she drops it!? plus she thinks baby smells weird even when it's got a clean diaper, an unappealing mashed food and powder combo with a lingering whiff of wet rubber. and billy. is billy. he has to watch it sometimes, naturally. if it's just him and baby at home, he'll blast his stereo to cover up the crying, as long as he knows its other needs have been tended to. like, yk, the "it'll cry itself to sleep eventually," approach. which works actually. metallica becomes the go-to baby lullaby.

but lo and behold, when it's like, let's say 6 months or smth, baby gets an ear infection. like babies do. won't stop wailing. just. will NOT stop. v much in pain and has no other means of communication. neil and max are home. billy is on a date. susan's stuck in a long line at the grocery store. neil had a shitty day at work and he's already aggravated. pacifier isn't working, lil thing just keeps hollering, so. in a burst of frustration, he starts throttling baby. max is in her own room but hears it the second the noises change and hurries to help, blood ice cold.

she stops neil from killing baby sibling but gets a black eye and a bloody nose for her troubles. this is what susan comes home to. i've written a lot of susan kills neil scenarios but i think this is the first one that comes to mind where in this round, it really is out of anger and not fear. both are present, ofc. but the actual act on her part is one of anger. bc she feels stupid that he ever had her the slightest bit convinced a new baby would make anything better. that neil ever made her feel like he'd be better and instead, he chose to be even worse. susan ties him to the bedposts under the guise of a sex thing, convincing neil she wants to treat him to smth special bc he's been oh so stressed out lately. bashes his brains in with a hammer at least 20 times, a la sally challen style.

alas, reality commences and susan goes to prison. ig a long time ago there was this made for tv movie abt this lady killing her abusive husband by setting the bed aflame that gave the public the misconception that women who kill their abusers are typically acquitted, but uh, that's not true. yeah, it was true for the lady whom the movie was based off of, but usually they're convicted and serve unduly harsh sentences for their "crimes." but if i get on that soap box, we gonna be here the whole fucking day, so, moving on now. susan's off to the big house. albeit both baby and max's injuries are documented and considered mitigating circumstances so her charges are reduced from first degree murder to voluntary manslaughter with the potential for early release.

billy's close to 19 so he's an adult, if only technically speaking. has custody of baby and max. i've decided baby in this 'verse is amab but will eventually come out as trans when she's abt ten yrs old. billy tries his best. max tries her best too. baby's nickname is ducky bc the rubber duck?? by far the favorite toy!! baby p much lives in the bathtub, playing with the rubber duck. billy, who would move them back to cali in a heartbeat if it wasn't so far from susan's prison, defo relates. he's also aquatic by nature.

okay, so the move back to cali does happen. over the months of her kids coming to visit her in prison susan can see how exhausted the teenagers are and she's p much just like, 'u guys gotta go. get outta this rural heckhole u hate, stop bringing urselves n my bby to this dismal place.' and they don't think she's serious but the next time they come to visit, she doesn't meet them, so. yup. serious it is. billy, max, n baby take neil's life insurance money and head off to cali.

this is a modern au, okay, inmates sneaking smartphones into the prison n all that. so susan makes deals and friends and does favors, and gets some help from the ones who are good at bitcoin and scams and counterfeiting and what have you. this enables her to do discreet online "shopping." so she gets ducky all kinds of rubber ducks, at least a handful of times a year. the ducks get more unique and less childish as ducky grows. susan apologizes almost every time she talks to the older kids on the phone for like, five yrs. max isn't rly angry with how things ended with neil tho, more so has that residual anger that susan ever got together with neil in the first place. billy doesn't rly know what to feel tbh, accepts the apologies p numbly bc he's too damn exhausted with being the primary caregiver in over his head to even think abt how he feels at the end of the day.

susan gets released on good behavior around the same time ducky comes out, announcing she's a girl. it's an adjustment for billy and max to get used to bc they never rly suspected, but they're 100% supportive. susan is...oddly excited? not for selfless reasons (tho she is earnestly supportive) but bc it's like. not only does that mean trashing the masculine deadname neil had adamantly declared for ducky, but it means all in all, she got out at the perfect time bc she gets to be introduced to the authentic version of her child along w errbody else. makes her feel less left behind, like she didn't miss out on errything despite being put away for a decade. susan moves in with all of them, obvi, in a small house by the seaside filled to the brim with rubber ducks (billy and max also contributed to ducky's collection on birthdays and holidays, the first duck billy ever got has skulls, and the first max ever got is a frankenstein monster duck). home is cluttered, awkward, and tentative but free of fear and ripe with *genuine* new beginnings.

believe me, anonymoose, i am just as surprised as u are at how fuckin long this got.

[sakusagas]

𝐭𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲'𝐬 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥: 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐰𝐛𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐜𝐚𝐤𝐞

→ remarks | this came so late oh my goodness but happy birthday akaashi! ^^ this order’s on the house! (also i didn’t really proofread this oops LOL)

→ pairing | a. keiji x reader

→ price | 1,032 words (omg maybe i went a little overboard HAHA)

→ ingredients | HC - akaashi’s birthday

first of all

happy (very belated ;-;) birthday keiji!!

anyway

today is your man's birthday 😤

and you wanna do something special for him since he always spoils you so much 🥺

so you hit up his best buddy bokuto 😎

"hey kou! wanna help me surprise keiji?"

"HELL YEAHHH"

man's enthusiastic as ever

even more so when it comes to surprising his favourite dude 🤩

so about a day before (probably in the evening) keiji's birthday you send him a list of groceries to shop for

you made sure it's EXTRA long so he takes longer ;)

"darling? are you sure we need these many items...? we just went shopping last we-"

"YES BABE WE NEED THEM GOGOGO"

he's just so confused like

"??? okay...? be back soon, love"

anyway you run straight to your phone and call bokuto

"COME OVER RIGHT NOW HE'S GONE"

you hear the distant echo of footsteps and soon you hear the doorbell

you open the door to a sweaty bokuto, panting with bags and bags of confetti, streamers, cake ingredients and even more bags of who knows what

"I'M... HERE... OKAY WHAT'S THE PLAN"

yeah y'all didn't really have a plan-

yet

the two of you sit down and discuss things you remember about keiji

💡 IDEA (from you)

"i always see him snacking on nanohana with kareshi mustard!"

"OH! speaking of food, he always ate onigiri in high school!!!"

alright now that you know these two things about him...

TIME TO GET STARTED

the two of you head to the kitchen to create the most talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before dish ever.

nanohana onigiri with karashi mustard.

"KOU YOU'RE IN CHARGE OF COOKING THE RICE"

"aYE AYE CAPTAIN"

honestly it's just an entire shouting mess in the kitchen

both of you are scrambling around, making literal shuttle runs between the recipe on your tablet and the kitchen supplies

"HOW THE HELL DO YOU MAKE THIS"

who said that? probably both of you, simultaneously.

seriously who paired the two of you together??? 🥴

anywayyyy

it's been about an hour and keiji's just about done shopping, so he drops you a text

'hey darling, i'm done and on my way home :)'

his lil' smiley faces 🥺

honestly the only time ':)' isn't threatening is when it's from him, because he actually means it <3

so you acknowledge his response and you + bokuto work ten times faster

"WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN A CAKE YET WJSNSJ"

y'all crackheads fr

you swear you've never seen bokuto run that fast in your life

not even in volleyball

he literally DASHES to the nearest convenience store and buys a little slice of cake for keiji

oh the things he does for his pillar of support 🥺

anyway he makes it back in time (thank goodness) and the two of you watch from the windows as keiji pulls into the parking lot

"QUICK SWITCH OFF THE LIGHTS AND HIDE"

keiji walks in to a seemingly dark and empty house and his heart drops

"babe, i'm home."

no response

"Y/N?"

no response again

he shrugs and hopes that you're just in the bathroom or something (he's actually super worried bc??? why are all the lights out???)

he proceeds to take off his shoes and heads to the kitchen to place down the many many bags of groceries he has onto the counter

and...

"HEY HEY HEY HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKAAAAAAASHI!!!!!"

out from the back of the counter come you and bokuto!!

"oh my go-"

keiji jumps in fright

you guys scared poor boy :(

"oh no baby i'm sorry"

you come round the counter and give him an apology hug

"it's fine :) but uh... it isn't my birthday yet? it's tomorrow"

that's when you and bokuto look at each other and grin :)))

"look at the clock, 'kaashi"

akaashi: :o

it's 12:05am on the 5th of december :)))))

"oh... well in that case then..."

he pulls you and bokuto in for a group hug and smiles

"thank you both"

he looks so content with the two people he's the closest to in the world 🥺

he lightly takes hold of the side of your face and leans forward to place a tender kiss to your temple

"that's not all, 'kaashi >:)"

akaashi: :o 2.0

bokuto jogs to the fridge and takes out the onigiri and cake!

"kou and i were talking about what we usually see you eat and we thought it'd be a good idea to combine them!"

honestly akaashi's speechless rn

he's just so touched that both of you noticed such things about him :,)

(okay but tbh his eyes are practically sparkling because who doesn't like seeing their favourite food at prime meal time? —aka midnight)

"LET'S DIG IN!" -bo

the three of you grab some plates and utensils and head towards the dining table to enjoy your treats ^^

while eating, akaashi looks up from his food, at the two of you

"really, thank you both so much... this means a lot to me"

HE'S SO SINCERE 🥺🥺

"OF COURSE BRO"

"it's no problem at all, babe! we just wanna show you how much we appreciate you"

he just gives you two a little smile and goes back to eating his food

timeskip you guys are done and bokuto's fast asleep on the couch while you and keiji head to bed for the night

the two of you cuddle in bed with you basically clinging onto him like a koala with your face buried in his chest, and him with his arm resting on your waist

"did you enjoy your surprise, babe?"

you look up at him from his chest and he looks back down at you

"i did :)"

"that's good hehe"

you flash a toothy smile at him and go back to burying your face into his chest

he sighs in content as he hears your breathing gets slower and calmer the closer you are to falling asleep

he leans down to nuzzle his face into the top of your head and plants a lil' kiss there

"once again, thank you, love" <3

a/n: thanks for reading! also i got the karashi dressing thingy from haikyuu’s fandom wiki haha

[magicflowershop]

one day kitty; Kita version

《inspired by movie A Whisker Away》

✿✿ you wished to be with the person you like and wish granted. whiskers, button nose, tail, four legs and ears on top of the head; you turned into a cat. with this, you are given the opportunity to be with the person you want to express your affections to. but as a cat. and only in one day.

― haikyuu characters x cat!reader imagines!

❀ masterlist ❀

the wheel of names have spoken.

kita was having a good time by himself in his grandmother’s rice fields, feeling the breeze like the precious farm boi he is,,, when he saw a cat sleeping on a wet patch in the middle of the field

gathering concern for the little cat, he brought him home and decided to clean it up 

then you woke up

you felt something scrubbing your back when you open your eyes you see a guy aiming a hose at you 

you scream bc obv, but that scream translated into a screech leaving your mouth and you see your hand

homie that was a paw

why do u have a paw?????

"stay still, you might hurt yourself”

and why is there a Kita Shinsuke spraying water at you lmao

you see that he’s kinda annoyed that you’re moving so much while he’s trying to clean you up but at the same time you arent sure since he isnt easy to read and that don’t know him too well rip so you let yourself be cleaned for free ig

but yo what the hell??? so you’re a cat now????

you try to remember what happened before all this and how in the world you suddenly turned into a cat and magically wake up in Kita’s place 

you dont know the exact location of his place so you have no idea how to get back home from here

Kita pulled the cat closer to him, and wiping the wet fur with a towel as generously as he could that the cat soon found comfort from his gentle caresses

okay maybe you could stay for a while yk huehue

“you’re having fun”

you hear a familiar voice from a mile away, you look back and see a fat, creepy cat standing on two of its hind feet

o wait

you saw that cat last night when you were watching the shooting star outside,,, you thought it’d be cute if you suddenly wished for something so you did then that thing appeared outta nowhere promising you that he can make your wish come true than compared to a stupid star

so he forced the wish outta you

that you wished to be closer to a guy you admired,, and you had a lot of crushes in your school ykyk,,, just that Kita takes the entire cake

“you have until midnight to remain as a cat. be sure to leisurely fulfill your desires, y/n.”

and so he vanished

while knowing full well you’re basically Cinderella now, you take consideration of your leisure time with Kita-sama

do you stay or do you go home first to check on your household

“oh what do we have here?”

Kita’s grandma entered the scene and you think that okay maybe this development is a little too quick since you weren’t ready to face his relatives yet

“i found this cat in the fields. it looked like it could get sick so i cleaned it”

o yea you were a damn cat

also Kita calls you freakin “it”

:) 

pennywise who

you chose to stay in Kita’s place bc grandma thought it’d be lovely to let you stay there for a while,, and that you looked like you were starving when you saw the food on the table

thank goodness you were a cat bc jesus were you actually drooling

so you spent time in Kita’s place big deal

but his place isn’t what you’re aimed for no?

“i’m leaving”

Kita says putting on his shoes, ready to leave and he’s wearing casual clothes,, you don’t think he’s going to school for volleyball practice

IS HE GOING ON A DATE????????????

lmao

as if thats actually true cmon Kita doesn’t even hang out with girls that much,,, even though he prolly has a bunch of admirers like the other Inarizaki Vball bois

but what if he swang that wae?

??????????

so you followed him right?

you wanted to find out where he’s headed also that he looked good in casual clothes you just want to keep looking at him like this 

Kita went to the grocery store

ah

and apparently he was buying ingredients to make food

ahh

so you begin to think that you were foolish for lowkey gate-keeping him

like sis cmon you’re a cat rn keep your head in the game,, what do you do with those paws of yours that cant even grab his hand and pull him away when he was about to bump into a girl as he was about to grab a bottle of tomato paste

heck you cant even get inside the damn grocery store and walk in between them cause you’re a fcking cat!!!!!!!!

you watch their mouths say sorries to each other

the girl was blushing

hm?

Kita looked worried that he couldve hurt her since the hag was coverin her face

hm

nani k

n̸̢̪̜͚͑́̾́̑̋ á̴̠̜̳͖̼̃͗̚͘͠ͅ n̵̼͙͇̻̹̓͜͜ i̷̥̲̻̪͈̞̙̩͛̾̅̓͝͝͠ ̶̨̡̜̞̟͆̿̈́͜ḵ̶̂̓̀̚ o̶͎͛̋̋̊͋̊̅̈̅ͅ r̶͙̮̱͊̎͠ ę̷̺̪͎͈̗̖̯̣͍͒͊̒͆͂̈́͛́̒̃

you started tapping the glass windows like mad SKSKD

and ofc since you’re a stray animal ppl wont let u get away with absolutely anything so one personnel saw you tapping the windows and shouted at you from inside the store

Kita and the hag saw you and yea that was enough embarrassment for the day, you ran away and let your feet take you wherever 

its a bit boring that since its a weekend there’s nothing to do,, you never expected that Kita’s weekends would be this boring too :(

so the creepy cat appeared

“what’s wrong you dont seem to be enjoying yourself anymore”

“turn me back to human i need to finish my homework”

maybe thats not the most liable excuse you have but it is true that you need to finish an assignment

“but i gave you a chance to be with the person you admire, no? is this not enough?”

“yea well its-”

“here you are”

you feel someone pick you up and you see that it was Kita:0he must’ve looked for you since you dont even know where you are

oh my god Kita Shinsuke looked for you ma’am eye- or mayhaps you took the route back to his house without knowing since you were busy staring at him when you were stalking him earlier ye

you watched how he looked at the creepy cat you were talking to and and judged it from head to hind feet lmao Kita

“do you have the same owner as this cat?”

he asked you and you gave out every ounce of your energy to shake your head as a no as well as to let out the most disgusted and disapproval meow you ever could-

“the hell would i want to be acquainted with that thing!”

a

what

no way did u just speak

so Kita stared at you for the remainder of the time but decided you speaking isnt physically possible and that he could’ve been real tired since he saw the Miya twins along the way

he took you back home since his grandma seemed to be real happy seeing a little animal in the house with them

but you didnt miss to see the little knowing smile from the creepy cat from earlier, you just knew from that alone that he was messing with you since as you said you were bored 

it was wrong of you to talk to that lil disgusting thing

since that moment you refused to speak with your mouth every again, if you were going to speak thought you would probably just purposely say meow only to not make anymore mistakes

also you’re spending a lot of time with Kita’s grandma than Kita himself

“i wonder what your future spouse is doing at this moment, Shin-kun”

Kita looked like he wanted to roll his eyes so bad lmao since he always hears things about his grandma wanting to see his wedding before she dies :c

and yk it makes you sad too just hearing about this

and you want to help 😔

and you would offer help 😌

they heard the cat speak and now you’re running away bc they heard you talk about wanting to marry Shinsuke 🤡

the day ended and you managed to go home before the sun set basically nothing happened and your transformation was all for nuttin, you were bamboozled by a demon cat you randomly saw one night

the next day you were back to your human self and it was a school day so ofc you have to live on normally in school as if nothing happened, as if you didnt just stalk a guy from your school but we’ll get to that

see, you’re friends are friends with a few of the guys from your school’s volleyball team,,, so you’re within vicinity of Kita’s attention 

when you explicitly did not want to see him atm

BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER YOUR FRIENDS KNOW YOU LIKE KITA

WHAT THE HELL DO YOU DO NOW

you decided to run away but you realize that’s useless bc you’re all going home together :D

now you weren’t the crowds type of person,, you had no idea how it come to this, you’re used to hanging out with your girlfriends yes but they were having fun altogether like this it was fun just watching them goof off and whatnot

“hey”

when i told you you’re almost dropped the second you hear Kita calling to you, you best believe

you said hey but in a different tone of voice bc it was too early for him to notice you had the same voice as the cat he saw yesterday,,, then you both walked in silence

you couldnt take it anymore and decided to go to the nearest convenience store since you had something you want to buy,, you went and whispered this to your friends but when they were asking you to let your voice out, you were deadass croaking

but then you clown yourself sum more bc Kita was concerned of you acting like this and asked if you were alright

now you’re stuck with him in the convenience store bc your friends and his friends thought it’d be a great idea for him to go with you :D

“you should eat something warm before going to sleep, and take a warm bath too”

:((((((

okay now you feel bad for actually making him worry lol

your alibi of getting sick works really well with not speaking at all around him so you used this till the end thinking you can escape him with this until it rained and you dont have an umbrella with you

aight y/n you’re one hell of a clutz

Kita was enough of a gentleman to buy an umbrella for you until its actually out of stock

you guys stayed in the convenience store for the time being

you were losing your mind

how much longer will you stay with him

you thought of an alibi to save you from the embarrassment so you told him you gotta jet and go back to school bc you forgot to bring your notebook with you 

but now you realize you realize you didnt have to tell him bc he’ll still follow you as if his life depends on taking care of you :(

after you randomly stormed out of the convenience store, he caught up to you and pulled you somewhere where there’s a roof over

“are you usually this reckless? or do you just like getting yourself sick?”

homie does not hold back

he pulled a spare shirt from his back and put it on your head,, proceeding to wipe your wet hair with it until he realized he’s subconsciously invading your personal space

he looked right at you, so you two were standing there,,, staring,, his hands on both sides of your head,,,,, both of y’all are wet hunni

he let go and turned the other way,,, the darkness wasnt dark enough to conceal his red cheeks and hunni you made him blush aight

“you reminded me of a cat i saw yesterday im sorry about that”

“you dont have to apologize”

o sis you did it now

you s p o k e

so Kita was beyond surprised to hear that voice again,,,, and this time from yOU,, ALL NORMAL,, NO FROGS

“i, i can explain”

he looked at you confused, hell was he so confused, that you sounded exactly like the voice he randomly heard yesterday which made him think that came from the cat,, he didnt think that was physically possible bc yk but the embarrassment from your face was enough for him to guess

“did you really say you’re willing to marry me”

gOD

“i mean,,, i don’t mind”

“grandma would be glad”

stay tuned for more!

[thatsdemko]

Christmas miracle-T.Zegras

Requested: yes|no

“You’re from the same hometown and both were really close and liked each other but nothing came of it then after ntdp when he would come home he would be rude.... you both were home for Christmas and both of your families are friends but you still hate him....”

Ntdp masterlist

A/N: I kind of changed things around from the original ask! Also this actually sucks but due to popular demands here you are :)

Let me know your thoughts if you have any!

You had a ginormous crush on Trevor Zegras. He was the kid who lived next door who so happened to He your childhood best friend, but once he left for hockey? Things took a sharp turn. He became rude, bitter, cocky, and a huge asshole. After that you weren’t friends anymore and your crush faded for him.

You both went to universities just about a couple miles away from each other, but you never ran into one another and you wanted to keep it that way for various reasons. Your roommate always thought Trevor and former ntdp players were cute, but you had proof their attitudes were not. You could thank whatever the state of Michigan did to your best friend.

Being home for the holidays meant seeing Trevor, you both were always leaving at the same exact time to go places, seeing each other at restaurants out with friends, or having to have a Christmas get together with your families. You dreaded Trevor coming to your house, but your families were friends. Somehow.

“Mom, Trevor is so mean to me, I’m not coming down when they are over.” You huffed helping her with the food hoping since you helped you’d be able to get out of visiting.

“Honey, the zegras’ would love to see you, I’m sorry about you and Trevor, you’ll just have to put your differences aside for the night.” She said completely ignoring or even forgetting the last time he was over he was not nice, in fact, he was incredibly rude to you.

“Differences? No there was none of that.”

“Sweetie, I’m sorry, but the Zegras family will be here tonight and you will make an appearance.”

—

“Hi, honey, it’s so nice to see you again! How’s Boston college?”

“It’s good, going really well.” You replied to his mom giving her a hug seeing Trevor giving you a glare from behind her holding the food they had made, “take this.” He put the tray in your hands going to take off his coat.

You sighed, you didn’t want to start tonight with being mad, no, you wanted to at least end this year with Trevor on a semi decent note, but it was going to be impossible if he was this rude all the time.

“Oh what did you make? I told you not to bring anything.” Your moms argued a little about the last event saying it was only fair they made something.

“You know what? Y/n, we forgot some things on our list at the store, do you think you can go back and get them?”

“Mom, the snow is supposed to be really bad my car doesn’t have four wheel—“

“Trevor’s does! Why doesn’t he go with you?” His mom suggested, just by looking at your mom and his you knew they both planned this perfectly to make you two have to talk to each other.

“Fine,” Trevor groaned grabbing his coat taking a picture of the list from your mom and you grabbed your coat putting your shoes on.

“You two be safe!” Your mom called out as Trevor slammed the front door behind him and you walked over to his car in silence.

“Why are you not talking to me?”

“I don’t know, why do you have to be so fucking rude to me? Answer that first.” You said opening his passenger door, the two of you getting into the car.

“Rude? I have not been rude to you—“

“Really? All of a sudden two years ago you join ntdp, you’re fine one month the next you come back the biggest jerk on the planet!” You snapped, he shook his head pulling on his long hair in frustration.

“God I can’t believe I tried to be nice to you! It is true what they say women turn to be stone cold bitches.”

“It is true what they say boys who are influenced by their friend groups can turn to be fuckboys.”

—

You followed behind Trevor not even wanting to stand next to him, every so often he would ask what you needed, but you both didn’t make conversation. That shortly changed when you ran into a girl from high school who you were friends with and also had a crush on Trevor.

“Oh my goodness! I didn’t think you both would be coming home together!”

“Oh we aren’t together.” Trevor hugged her and then you gave her one, “no this would never work out.” You pointed between you both, she gave you both weird looks, “last I remember you both were crazy for each other.”

“Yeah umm things change.” You gave her a soft smile the three of you all standing there awkwardly not much else to talk about, “well I heard you’ve been having a lot of fun at BC? Have you met anyone?”

You shook your head, Trevor somehow becoming a bit interested now he never really cared about you, or at least he pretended to not care. Jack always told him things between you two would never work out, and after being told so many times he just started to believe it.

“I haven’t met anyone, but the right one is out there!” You tried to sound enthusiastic, you had been with your share of guys, as you hated to admit, but none of them gave you the feelings Trevor gave you when you liked him. You were trying to find that feeling again, but it was no where to be found.

“Oh of course, what about you, Trevor?”

“Oh no, not really looking, seen some girls never really made moves, but like she said the right one is out there.”

She smirked, “and maybe they just so happen to be standing right next to each other. I’ll see you both sometime! Happy holidays!”

“Yeah, you too.” You turned to Trevor exhaling loudly, he nodded pushing the cart down the aisle, “what were we here for again?”

—

After running into majority of your graduating class at every store you went too, you and Trevor got tired of sharing the same stories and the same “we aren’t dating” line. Somehow everyone imagined you both would get together, but you two did not. Especially due to recent times.

“So I see you’ve deleted all pictures of Trevor off your Instagram? Does that mean you’re single?” One of the guys who was a year above you, you always had a small crush on Trevor usually got jealous of him, he seemed to have everything Trevor didn’t, even though Trevor just got drafted into the NHL.

“No, she’s not.” Trevor butted into the conversation, wrapping an arm around you that you pushed off of you seeing the small frown on his face not prepared for what would happen.

“I am single, despite what Trevor says.” You muttered the last part giving Trevor a look to turn away and he did so occupying himself with the packages of gum at the checkout line.

“Well maybe I’ll give you a call sometime? Your number still the same?”

“Y-yeah it is.” You smiled, watching him walk out of the store and you turned to Trevor slapping his arm, “umm ow.”

“I’m sorry, I don’t like you.” Your mood changed watching Trevor put the last of your groceries paying for them with the money his mom gave him and then you both left the store.

“I didn’t know you liked him.”

“What do you mean?”

“You used to tell me he wasn’t a big deal, all of a sudden you like him?” Trevor pushed the cart out to the car and you followed beside him texting your friends from college about what had just happened.

“Trevor, I don’t like you anymore. I did, but then you became an asshole to me—“

“Y/n, I never stopped liking you! I let an idiot get to my head and I couldn’t change that thought, then I started losing you and I became distant because I knew what I did was wrong! I hurt you and I will never be okay with that!” He cut you off, the grip on the shopping cart handle was hard almost like he didn’t want to let go.

“Trev,” you whispered prying his hands off the handle wrapping your arms around his neck pulling him down to reach your level, “You did hurt me, but the fact that you never told me kind of pains me.” You ran your fingers through the ends of his hair.

“I just didn’t want to mess things up but turns out I already had.” He sighed pushing you off of you trying to force himself to be strong, but for what? He had already confessed his act and the mask came off.

“You can prove to me that you aren’t an ass anymore? Girls love that.”

“I promise, I can prove that to you.” His lips smashed against yours, your fingers were dug deep into his hair his hat ended up falling off, he picked you up from the ground, you wrapped your legs around his torso.

“if we do this fast we can make it home in time that the frozens won’t be melted.”

—

“You guys get what we were looking for?” Your mom asked hearing the front door open, you both returning from all your trips to many stores, and the trip in the back of his car.

“Oh yeah we did.” Trevor replied for you setting all the groceries on your moms table and his mom started unpacking the bags.

“Well I’m going to go upstairs—“

“Yeah I’ll join you.”

“You two be safe! It’s Christmas!”