#my stupid Baja life

[necromancy-savant]

Fuck my stupid baka life my desktop monitor stopped working like it’s been threatening to do for months while I’m too drunk to fix it. And now my dumbass phone wants to correct baka to Baja

[dellamorrte]

the worst part about all of this is like. i was literally JUST thinking "wow i love my blog theme and url everything feels so nice. i love tumblr id be so sad if anything happened to it" lmfao

[cosmos-dot-semicolon]

you spend hours digging through programming websites to try and figure what's wrong with your accursed code and why it keeps outputting garbage.

and it turns out you'd misspelled a file name with a . instead of a _

[mimiteyy]

force to be awake and go to campus to fix something

[thermesiini]

the dangerous part of alcohol is when i get enough courage to do the apology that i owe the person

[moments-divins]

i can’t even sleep fuck my stupid baja life

[geffenrecords]

fuckin useless I coulda slept in till 9 today

[stayingmachine]

this is so embarrassing

[mekammin]

i will never grow a classy beard i will never look like william peterson in manhunter

[whatkindofsoupp]

Improvement upon this

it’s Wheatley Wednesday

[bitches-who-write]

Haii! Can you please do the boys Reaction if their s/o asked if they could run away together away from Derry?

Here you go Anon! We hope this is what you wanted!

Let's Runaway Together

Warnings: Language

Henry

He looks at you like you're fucking stupid. 

" Where the fuck are you trying to go??"

' ....I don't know.'

" Let me just get my imaginary car and my imaginary money"

" We're poor y/n."

'Okay but-'

'"You should really think before you speak, this is why people don't take you seriously."

' Okay, but you're not really giving me a direct answer.'

He smacks you upside the head and walks away.

 ' So...I'm assuming your answer is no?'

Victor

Actually confused

" Uhh..you know...my schedule is kinda full at the moment."

' What fucking schedule? You have no life outside the gang Vic.'

" Wow, okay. Well, at least I'm not trying to run away from problems again. "

'...I AM NOT RUNNING AWAY FROM MY PROBLEMS. I'M TRYING TO BE ROMANTIC...AND WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN AGAIN??'

" Okay well..neither one of us has any money or a car. I'm pretty sure Belch won't take us that far soo.."

'...You could just yes to make me happy.'

" I don't believe in giving false hope y/n..you know this."

Belch

"You want to run away together??"

' Yes.'

" Like..right now??"

' Yes, Reggie.'

"...Well I don't think I'm technically allowed to leave without my mom's permission..cause you know..I still live with her."

' Are you serious right now?'

"...I can take you to Taco Bell?" 

' I don't want to fuckin Taco Bell Reggie. I'm trying to be romantic and you're being a buzz kill right now."

" Sorry babe, I just can't do it.."

' *sigh* Alright...'

"..You want a Baja Blast?"

' ...Yes..'

Patrick

Actually starts laughing

"Yeah okay, let go."

' Really?!'

" No don't be fucking stupid."

' You're such a dic-'

" Do you know how long I've been working on my fridge collection?? I can't just leave it."

' Not even for me??'

"Especially not for you."

' Why am I even with you??'

" We both know what will happen if you try to leave me."

' Yeah, yeah. I remember-'

" You're going in the fridge."

' I SAID I REMEMBER.'

[gayleafpool]

fuck my stupid baja (blast) life

[unalivejournal]

fuck my stupid baja blast life

[cosmos-dot-semicolon]

this programming assignment is so fucking big and insane that I better fucking know how to do something as basic as make a game by the end of it all

[lucaanis]

i definitely didn't get to leave personalized messages on everyone's little christmas trees this year so if ur reading this: thank u all for being my beautiful gay people in my phone this year.... i love u all <3 anyone who has ever sent me a nice ask or dm or left something nice in my tags/comments to read, I am giving u all a little kiss. mwah. tumblr is one of the only things that makes my stupid baja blast life bearable and i know it wouldn't be the same without all of u here in the trenches with me 🫡 i love seeing everyone else's gifs and art and other creations!!! ur all so talented and every day im like waow.... celebrities in my phone follow me on here... that's crazy.

so happy holiday season to all of u and here's hoping for another year or blorboposting and freaking it 24/7!!!

here's a hungry bastard waiting by his empty food bowl for your viewing pleasure <3 (he's fine he literally JUST ate don't fall for his lies)

[dreamteammemes]

Extremely self-indulgent "Shit People Have Said" meme: warning for language and explicit content

"Photosynthesize on the haters."

"I miss ten seconds ago when I didn't see that."

"Why does Freddy Fazbear want you so bad?"

"I don't want to make you uncomfortable, but if you want to make out, let's make out!"

"I went to the museum in Animal Crossing and everyone there knew you."

"The only thing that should be going into your lungs is air????"

"I'm going to name my kids Slim Shady and Draculara."

"Sometimes you just have to do ketamine with a horse."

"What? You're not coming to my tea party? (Name), I made biscuits!"

"72 virgins? Doesn't that seem like a trap to you?"

"You look like you're forlornly reminiscing about a lost lover."

"I pity you fishless fool."

"I just became conscious in the middle of saying this sentence."

"I ordered 37 Baja Blasts to impress the girl at the counter."

"(Name) is a bitch. They're a bitch on wheels."

"Who needs sleep? I've been up for eight days!"

"All birds are ducks but not all shrimp are brownies."

"You may be able to rotate my tires but can you satisfy a woman?"

"I'm married to myself. Why? I'm hot."

"I've created a situation."

"Please, call me by your name."

"I'm two much for these bitches and three much for these hoes."

"Look, the sign says I can refuse service to anyone that violates our policies, and frankly... I just really hate your vibes."

"This isn't a comedy bar; this is a Starbucks. Get your shit and leave."

"I’ve done nice things like not murder you even when I really wanted to, and this is how you repay me?"

"My hobbies include showing up in people's dreams and being dead."

"I may be a dumb bitch but I ain’t fucking stupid."

"I'm alive for two reasons. One, I was born, and two, I haven't died yet."

"No human language can describe the disappointment I’m feeling right now."

"(Name), if you remember, I hit you with my Gucci car and I'm sorry."

"I was possessed by the devil when I said that."

"You are going to die because I'm going to kill you."

"You're nothing but a dip ass shit."

"You blacked out after laughing at your own joke."

"Sometimes you just have to let go of the steering wheel of life and drift for a while."

"My neighbors like this song so much they threw a brick through my window so they could hear it better."

"Ask your doctor if these hands are right for you."

"I'm hiding my penis because people are out of control!"

"Sure, blame the guy who's a huge idiot who causes a lot of problems again."

"You’re a liar, wow I’m getting tired of this!”

"One day I'm going to say "fight me!" and someone's just going to fucking deck me"