#my standards are not so low i'd stoop to playing. eugh. The Isle. or god forbid Day of Dragons | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

pa-pa-plasma · 7 months ago

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i hate how a majority of animal sims aren't even animal simulators, they're shenanigans simulators. they aren't actually about the animal, they're just about wreaking havoc, getting points, getting trophies. you could replace it with any other animal & it'd be the same. i don't want "haha look how funny this scenario is" i want to simulate living as a wolf in Yellowstone National Park. where are all those games

#why are WolfQuest type games so difficult to find #even when i THINK i've found one it always ends up being about shenanigans rather than realism -_-#i don't fucking care about all that shit i literally just want a billion different versions of WolfQuest for every animal on the planet #& i DON'T want to have to download roblox to play it!!! stop trying to make me play roblox!!!!!#also i fucking HATE it when i ask around for animal sims & people give me farming sims instead #if i WANTED a FARMING SIM i'd PLAY a FARMING SIM #i HAVE farming sims. i do not want to play that. i want to play WolfQuest but with birds or something #''well this game lets you have pets--'' did i say i wanted pets? do you think the bar is so low i'd accept any game with an animal in it??#do you think when i say ''WolfQuest but with other animals'' i mean fucking neopets???#i want a game that simulates the life of an animal EXACTLY like WolfQuest. i am so tired of explaining this!!!!#''well what about this dinosaur game--'' those dinosaurs are so inaccurate i want to rip the game apart with my bare hands #also they focus so much on multiplayer they forgot to make the game actually playable so no i'm not playing that #my standards are not so low i'd stoop to playing. eugh. The Isle. or god forbid Day of Dragons #at that point i'd rather play Batman & pretend it's a bat simulator

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