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My Reaction to “Gotham” S4E10

*imitates Ben McKenzie saying “Previously on Gotham…” at the beginning of the recap*

*Pyg puts in a disc playing “Ave Maria”*  Of course

Wait a minute…. Is that actually Clayface?!?

OH SHIT, THAT HAS TO BE, RIGHT?

AN:  It’s not.  He has plating in his head.

*jaw drops when Pyg slices the inmate’s throat with the broken disc*

Well hi obvious “Silence of the Lambs” shout out!

Who… is that?

“Sofia.” Oh, of course.

Did someone in the costume department have Carmen Sandiego in mind when designing Sofia’s costumes?  Because with the red coat in this scene and the red hat a few episodes ago…

I actually do like Lee as the leader of the Narrows so far.  And that she has this Ed as her sort of advisor

Victor!

“It is truly amazing what you can accomplish with goulash and a good foot rub.”  Oh snap.

“Allow me [Oswald] to introduce you [Sofia] to the Dentist.” The what?

“Don’t you know, Jim?  I’m [Pyg] a reflection of you.”  Nope.

“[Pyg] You’re a second-class psychopath compared to what we’ve got.  Jerome Valeska, Fish Mooney, Penguin, they have staying power.  You don’t.”  Oh snap!

“[Jim] Don’t you walk out on me [Pyg]!”  What?!?

His voice changed!

WHO IS THIS GUY?!?

Lee and Ed’s outfits here are stellar

*Sofia tells the Dentist she knows exactly where his family is*  Whoooooo…

*gasps when Tabitha and the other Sirens knock her out*

*gasps in delight when we see Martin sitting in Oswald’s chair*

“I [Oswald] have so much wisdom to impart.  And if you [Martin] pay attention one day, all of this could be yours.”  OH MY GOD!

[I lied] What?

[She wanted me to tell you they kissed]  Oh… crap.

“She’s [Barbara] on… the phone!”  *chuckles*

“When I [Jim] pressed him [Pyg], he spoke in a Southern accent.”  You can hear Ben McKenzie slip into his natural Texas accent when he said that.

*Lee sees that her office was broken into*  Ummm…

“Because Zsasz is standing out front holding a rocket launcher.”  Oh my God.

How to solve any of your problems in this show:  BLOW ‘EM UP!

“We [Jim and Sofia] could bring law and order back into Gotham.”  *does the Law and Order jingle*

[She used me I’m so sorry]  *groans in pain*

“I [Oswald] think it’s time for you [Martin] to go back to the orphanage.” NOOOOOOO

YA BROKE THE KID’S HEART

*Jim steps into the Iceberg Lounge*  OOOOHHHH!

“And if I [Oswald] say no?”  “Then I’ll [Jim] have no choice but to use the full force of the GCPD to tear you apart, piece by piece.”  *z snaps*

“After all we have been through together, Jim, it is nice that we can resolve this matter with diplomacy.”  It is.

*Lee reveals she put poison in the rival gang leader’s drink*  OH!  SNAP!

*Sofia kisses Jim goodbye*  NOOOOOOO

And no one else in the precinct thought to comment about this?

“What about the kid?  You [Oswald] want me [Zsasz] to take him back to the orphanage?”  “That won’t be necessary.”  Aawww…

Wait, where’s Martin?

[KIDNAPPED] AAAAHHHH

*Victor frees Sofia*  WHAT THE-

Wait, so Sofia told the Sirens to kidnap Martin?  Why?

“My [Sofia’s] father would be proud.”  Would he though?

Seriously, where the heck is Jim?

“I [Oswald] do care about you [Martin].”  OH MY GOOOOODDDD

I SUPPORT THIS

*Victor shows a fake tear*  Pffttt…

*gasps when Oswald’s car blows up*

“Ed… why so blue?”  No, he’s green.

“There’s nothing wrong with you [Ed], physically.  Your condition is psychological.”  Ohhh…

“I [Lee] like who you’ve [Ed] become.” Oh my gosh…

“The Ed that you were before.  My friend.” Guys…

“[Sofia] You didn’t get told ‘no’ a lot as a kid, did you?” Aw schnap.

*Martin walks in*  Yaay!

[This Way] Oh my God

[I don’t want to leave you] Oh my God…

*Martin hugs Oswald*  Nope. I’m done.  My heart has been thrown out the window.

“Besides, I [Oswald] have something much better planned for Sofia Falcone.” Great.

Lazlo’s gonna be freaking gone, isn’t he?

What the heck?

*gasps when the Riddler pops up in the mirror behind Ed*

[It’s been fun, James]  OH FABULOUS