#my old one was 5 hours 56 mins :3

[mistycookie]

Rain road

This is a redraw of an old drawing from nearly 2 years ago!

[runnersnz]

“I am Amber, a 29 years old Taiwanese girl. I started my running journey since 2014 and Triathlon for 7 Years. I am a scuba dive instructor, love the ocean and mountain, love sharing, and always outside.

The story of how I came to start running, back in 2015, I was still hustling through college, stressing over that transfer exam. One day a mate asked if I'd be down to join this chill running team. They promised good company, cool running spots, and interesting chats. I was curious and thought WHY NOT?

We were rocking the Nike+ app back then, and the organiser was this GPS Picasso, creating awesome shapes on our running routes. So, for my first-ever run, picture this: I'm in a Superman cloak, wearing Nike Air Force kicks (not the best for running), and throwing on some short jeans. We hit the streets of Taipei, everyone vibing high and having a blast. Crazy thing is, I smashed 11km that night!

The next day my legs were screaming, but I couldn't wait for the next run. It was crazy - I never thought I could pull off running that far. It blew my mind how positive vibes could turn things around. The combo of good company, positive energy, and the thrill of running... Life-changing! It's not just about the distance, it's the feeling of accomplishment, those endorphins kicking in, and connecting with awesome humans. And the organiser's GPS art just added a whole new level of fun. And let's talk about my outfit choice – Superman cloak, Air Force kicks, and short jeans – total madness, right? But it added this fun vibe to the whole adventure. Running with a crew in a supportive setting does wonders for your body and mind.

During my study days, I was heavily into dancing, but the demands of the college transfer exam forced me to step away from the dance group because practice sessions often ran late into the night. That's when I discovered running - a more manageable time commitment and a fantastic way to connect with some genuinely cool people always up for an adventure.

Joining the running community opened up a whole new world for me. The folks I met were not only fantastic running buddies but also amazing individuals from whom I learned a lot. Every run became an opportunity to enjoy the moment and soak in the positive vibes. It was a refreshing change, and I appreciated the flexibility it offered in my schedule.

So, from being a dancer to hitting the pavement, I found a new passion that not only kept me fit but also introduced me to an incredible group of people who shared my love for running and adventure.

After running with this group for two years, completing numerous 10k and 21k races, and even conquering the full marathon with them, I had built a network of amazing people. Then, one day, someone in the group came up with the idea of signing up for a triathlon. My immediate thought again was, "Why not? Sounds like a blast. I’m in!" There was just one hiccup - I wasn't exactly a swimmer, especially in deep water. So, I opted for the easier version of the race that allowed me to use a swimming buoy. Once the decision was made I just signed up for the swim course, diving headfirst into my first-ever triathlon training. I was so pumped that I didn't end up using the swimming buoy, and even registered for a 10k run the day after the triathlon race. And you know what? I got hooked. It was mind-blowing to witness all the hard work pay off. I discovered a version of myself I hadn't really met before and realised I was stronger and more capable than I ever gave myself credit for.

One of my highlights has been Cairns IM 70.3 in 2023. All the hard work paid off. 1.9km Swim, 90km Bike, 21km RUN. Swim 40 mins, Bike 3:03, Run 1:56 - 5:47, A massive PB and pure happiness. My past triathlon before this was six years ago, and I finished it in 6 hours and 33 minutes. Back then, my run never went sub-2 hours. Fast forward to now, I achieved a running personal best in the 70.3 distance after seven years of doing triathlons. It hit me – I've never really pushed myself hard and put in the effort like I did this time. Legs were hurting, but my brain was stoked. After navigating through numerous heartbreaks in life and taking a hiatus from training when I first started travelling, I can proudly reclaim the title of Triathlete. Grateful that I'm still capable of stepping onto the course and shining once again.

Queenstown Half Marathon 2023 was another highlight. My first Half Marathon in New Zealand with a PB 1:50h! Got the transfer slot 2 weeks before race, wasn’t really training for it but just keeping fit. The weather was mint as but the run course was beyond my expectations! Thought it would be a flat road but it turned out to be rolling hills and most of them were trails. Most of my time during race was in pain and not very enjoyable. But this race has amazing scenery and reminds me that I have to be stronger!!

Now I am running for myself – not only to meet people but to stay fit, happy, and healthy. I find it nice when I can dominate my time, be dedicated, and disciplined. It's also fantastic to explore a new place through running and give myself a break from the noise in my brain caused by all the realities of life. I've found that keeping up with running is the only emotional outlet to keep my brain fresh and my mind healthy.

Since I've been away from home for years, travelling can sometimes be a bit stressful for me due to the unstable life and loneliness. People around me come and go, and most of the time, I'm always on the move. I have to relocate to a new city and change jobs every few months because of visa limitations, adapt to a new work environment, and face different challenges in each new place. So I enjoy meeting people in a different kind of way - running.  

Meeting people through running, runners from around the world all share a similar vibe – they're happy, strong, brave, and have a solid mindset. Regardless of why they run or their fitness level, I respect anyone willing to break their comfort zone, embrace discipline, and I'm genuinely happy to get to know these amazing individuals.

Staying fit makes me mentally stronger during my days wandering around the world, and it makes me feel better and happier when I feel LOST while chasing dreams. I won't stop running, and I aspire to grow stronger, both physically and mentally, continually exploring my limits.”

Amber (Tsai Huei Yu) @ambeeryu (Te Anau/Fox Glacier) – Portraits of Runners + their stories @runnersnz

[tilbageidanmark]

Movies I watched this Week #131 (Year 3/Week 27):

I must start watching all of Claude Chabrol's films!

His final film, Bellamy, was my most enjoyable film of the week; So pleasantly mature, so well-made, simply a pleasure. Inspector Gérard Depardieu's infatuation with his beautiful wife, the cemetery where Georges Brassens is buried, a convoluted Georges Simenon crime story told with cinematic beauty and restrain. Magnifique.

“There is always another story, there is always more than meets the eye”. 8/10.

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2 Danish films:

🍿 I finally went to the cinema, for the first time in more than 5 years! (Photos Above!). And what I saw was Tove's Room, a new, brutal chamber play by Martin Zandvliet (My second film by him, after 'Dirch'). It tells of the long-suffering feminist writer Tove Ditlevsen and her (4th) husband, the abusive Victor Andreason. Like George and Martha of 'Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?', this takes place in one room over a few hours of a sadistic and disgusting cat-and-mouse struggle for control and mental degradation. Together with a visiting Klaus Rifbjerg, and the cryptic maid, the two perform an unpleasant flogging act, not for the faint of heart. Shortly after the time of this play, she committed suicide.

🍿 Jørgen Leth's classic short from 1967, The Perfect Human. Lars von Trier considered Leth his mentor, and in 2003 they created 'The Five Obstructions', challenging the original by making it 5 new, different times.

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70 years ago, Gentlemen prefer blonds turned Marilyn Monroe into a global sex symbol. Her Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend song and dance number was indeed sensational. It was Howard Hawk's only (?) musical. A surprising feminist screed. 7/10.

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10 Icelandic films, 6 of which are by Rúnar Rúnarsson:

🍿 Re-watch: During this project and before this week, I've seen 9 Icelandic films, and most of them were excellent. But Rúnarsson's magical Echo was the one that moved me the most. It's a gentle patchwork of 56 short vignettes, all taking place during the Christmas holidays, each delivering a discreet and poignant story: A young girl comes to visit her father's new family, a group of old people doing aerobics in a pool, a librarian calls his mom on the phone, a farmer is being rejected for a loan, a family is buying a Christmas tree... Each one more beautiful and heartbreaking than the other. If you could improve on Roy Andersson's movies, you'll get 'Echo'. Get your handkerchiefs ready. 10/10.

🍿 So I decided to visit the rest of his 'oeuvre'.

Anna (2009) was his final presentation short from his Danish film school. It tells of some challenges of a 12-year-old girl who lives with her single mom in a small fishing village. A touching, beautiful poem in a minor key.

[The Danish Film School itself has a good Vimeo account!]

🍿 The Last Farm earned him his first Oscar nomination. An old farmer in a remote valley prepare to bury himself together with his dead wife without telling anybody. Tremendous 17-min. short, with score by Sigur Rós. 9/10.

🍿 2 birds is another short about lost innocent; A shy teenage goes with a girl he has a crush on to a house party with a much older crowd where things get out of hand.

🍿 Volcano was Rúnarsson's debut feature. [Spoilers: Hannes is a grouchy withdrawn "Ove", who used to be a fisherman and is now retired after being a school janitor for 40 years. It starts as a standard Nordic fair, with him trying to kill himself after his retirement party, being alienated from his family, and sour on his lot. But when he overhears his grown-up children talking how miserable his long-suffering wife must be with such a curmudgeon, he takes heart. His apology to his wife turns into a shocking and tender "old people sex", and it looks like this will be a story of healing. However, their happiness is short lived when she suffers a massive stroke and falls into a coma.

A year before Michael Haneke's 'Amour' won all the prizes, he tragically erupt at the end in exactly the same way.] 8/10.

🍿 Sparrows was Rúnarsson's second feature. On the one hand, it tells of a 16-year-boy who moved from the capital to the countryside, and have to put up with his estranged, "loser" father. But at the end he shifts gears and repeats the exact same story from his previous short '2 birds' (above): The boy and friends go to a party, score some Ketamine, and he watches helplessly as three party-goes date-rape his girl. Later as she comes to, he reassures her (in an act of selflessness) that it was he who deflowered her. The boy is even played by the same actor in both movies. And I didn't like it either time.

🍿 Completing all of Rúnar Rúnarsson's films, I continued with some other winners of the Icelandic "Oscars" Edda Awards:

Heartstone was the debut feature by one Guðmundur Arnar Guðmundsson. A sensitive and beautiful love story between two preteen boys in a remote fishing village. Sensual and moving. If it was just a tiny bit shorter, it would be a perfect companion piece to Belgian Lukas Dhont's 'Close' and 'Call me by your name'. 9/10.

🍿 Guðmundsson's previous poetic short Whale Valley also opened on an attempted suicide by hanging. A short poem about two brothers who live far away in an isolated fjord. A beached whale is being cut up. 7/10.

🍿 Rams tells another tragic story of two estranged brothers, both sheep farmers, who live next to each other at a remote Icelandic countryside, and who hasn't spoken with each other for 40 years. It was voted the second-greatest Icelandic film of all time. 8/10.

🍿 Sker ("Skerry") is an 11-minute wordless story about a kayaker who find a little islet. 9/10.

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My first 2 films from Uruguay:

🍿 Whiskey does not refer to the drink, but to the way they "Say Cheese" down there. Another random pick of a film I never heard of, this low-key joyless comedy turned out to be a magnificent little masterpiece.

A shabby, lonely and drab world, like one of the forgotten provincial towns described so well in "100 years of solitude", it slowly and meticulously follows the dreary life of Jacobo, a 70-year-old owner of a modest sock factory. He has only two workers, and one loyal lady supervising them. Their laconic and minimal interactions are repetitive and awkward. But when his long-lost brother comes for a short visit, Jacobo asks Marta to pretend that she's his wife. The uncomfortable interactions between the three ungainly, melancholic characters brings to mind the heart behind Aki Kaurismaki''s dramas.

100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes, and it's hard to imagine that this mature gem was created by a young 30-year-old (who committed suicide two years later!). 10/10 - The best film of the week!

🍿 A Useful Life, another terrific art film by one Federico Veiroj. An economical, bare-bone story about a middle-age curator at a small Cinemateca, a dilapidated, struggling institution. Like the real 'Cinemateca Uruguaya of Montevideo', it is about to close after 50 years, because the few visitors it has cannot support its existence any longer. It's delicate and humane, like the movies shown in the half-empty auditorium for a few aging cineastes. 9/10.

Coincidentally, it starts with the two film archivists going through a package of films from Iceland! (and most of the films I saw this week are from these two small film countries, Uruguay and Iceland!)

Both these films portray life in Uruguay, a little country between Brazil and Argentina, as a sad, marginal and neglected place.

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Suzume, my third animated fantasy by Makoto Shinkai (after 'The garden of words' and 'Your name') is about a girl looking for her dead 'Okasa' (mother). As beautiful as some of Ghibli-Studio productions (The story even starts at a place called Miyazaki), with high imagination and stunning visuals. But also with confusing theology and a story with too many elements: Romance, supernatural, lost parent, trauma over the 2011 earthquake.

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“… why would I want to save a homeless shelter?…”

Another repeated re-watch, often paired with 'The American President', Ivan Reitman's charming Dave about an ordinary person who is suddenly thrust into a position of power. Written by Gary Ross (who also wrote 'Big', 'Pleasantville', 'The hunger games') and with superb acting by everybody involved: Kevin Kline, Sigourney Weaver, Charles Grodin, Ving Rhames and Frank Langella. Sweet romance, and idealistic presidential fantasy, made in 1993, before Clinton turned into the massive Neo-liberal douche-bag he ended up being. 9/10.

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The man with two Brains. Steve Marin as Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr was unfunny, and sexy Kathleen Turner also unfunny. 2/10.

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Unknown: The lost pyramid is a new documentary about the interesting archeological digs in Saqqara, Egypt, but told in the usual Netflix style, shallow and melodramatic.

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A chump at Oxford was a 1940 Hal Roach comedy with Laurel and Hardy, a juvenile pratfall. With James Finlayson (I think) and Peter Cushing. Not funny - 2/10.

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(My complete movie list is here).

[mazthemeh22]

Old Art Part 2 (May 2022-Dec 2022)

Here's all my old art, originally posted to Twitter, with their original descriptions! (Some pieces are grouped to save space. Newer posts are first to keep original order. Links to tags and ppl are removed. Find this post via the hashtag #MazOldArt)

12:26 PM · Dec 31, 2022 //Finished a commission for a friend-of-a-friend's birthday, featuring Scaramouche and their adorable dog. This was only a special one-off request, but in the future I hope to open comms to all! Happy Birthday!! 🐶🎂✨#digitalart #DigitalArtist #GenshinImpact//

3:14 AM · Dec 23, 2022 //Asked a friend what I should doodle, and they suggested an edgy-looking crow. Time: 1h 30 mins. #Bird #digitalart//

12:42 PM · Dec 21, 2022 //A little while ago I was asked to animate the cigar on the St Bernard emote I drew a few months back for a friends Twitch. I think it turned out pretty well considering i'm not used to animating! ^^ #animation #dog #animated / (Twitter butchered the quality but it looks way better on stream ^^)//

5:23 PM · Dec 20, 2022 //Sorry for being inactive for so long, no reason other than art block/lack of motivation. Not sure how much I plan to post going forward, so if I'm gone for a while again.. have a wonderful [insert time]! Thanks to yall who've stuck around! Have a doughnut!//

8:39 AM · Aug 27, 2022 //Also, I forgot to post the fox we did over the last few streams! I feel so much better about painting fur each time I draw a cute fuzzy being. Here's the cutie all done! 🦊🦊 #fox #digitalpainting #realism #fur #animalart #cute #DigitalArtist//

8:34 AM · Aug 27, 2022 //Finished some Emotes for Kush! Here's a couple of them: #twitch #streamer #emoteartist//

9:40 PM · Aug 17, 2022 //Here's the 'gator and (alligator-snapping) turtle I drew for /RAlgiera! Getting faster and painting things, even if I kept it a bit rough. They're friends. :3 #digitalart #alligator #turtle #krita//

12:21 PM · Aug 14, 2022 //Fanart for the fabulous iLLxbiLL on Twitch, after a massive W in Getting Over It. Don't ask what's in the bucket... #digitalart #fanart #funny #streamer #gaming #gameart//

6:32 AM · Aug 13, 2022 //Finally this lengthy practice is complete! For around 16 hours, over the course of 2 days, I practiced drawing and then painting these wild fluffy doggos on stream. I've never done this amount of continued study before.. doing p much one after the other was a feat but I managed. / I also feel a sense of triumph through seeing obvious improvement when looking at the drawings in the order I did them. However my favourites overall are 4 and 5 as they have the most clarity and accuracy, done when I had the most optimal energy and a lack of drawing fatigue. / #digitalart #wolf #wolves #realism #practice #sketching #painting #krita #art #study #artstudy//

10:43 PM · Aug 6, 2022 //Finished our beautiful happy little froggy and made an emote for Kush out of it too (oo pretty crystal-looking frog). Cheers for hoppin' in!//

5:56 AM · Aug 4, 2022 //On stream tonight I drew a friends cat named Kota, who has a funky pattern that was hard but fun to replicate. Enjoy this cutie and thanks to everyone who came to hear my voice for the first time along with the updated set up. :)//

8:23 PM · Aug 1, 2022 //Here's the Blastoise and some doodles from the stream!//

12:08 PM · Jul 29, 2022 //Wasn't sure what to draw for the stream but a friend suggested to paint a sunset so that's what I did. Not something i'm used to so required some experimenting but it went well! Also did another emote for Kush. ALSO we hit 25 followers! Thanks guys! <3//

2:57 PM · Jul 28, 2022 //Had a lovely stream where I painted a cute boopable danger noodle named Cheese. Thank for all who stopped by! #digitalart #pringles #snake #realism//

10:26 AM · Jul 27, 2022 //Thanks to everyone who came to stream today! It was a long one. XD I got a lot done. Hope to see y'all again next time! Here's what we did: / Emotes for KommissionerKush on Twitch, a random animeish girl posin', and a free doodle requested by Drachenmen.//

1:20 PM · Jul 25, 2022 //Here's my entry for the Hollow Soul DTIYS competition by GebsArt! #6ebsContest #dtiyschallenge / This was a tricky but fulfilling piece. I haven't done much digital painting before so i was learning as I went and all in all, i'm pretty proud of how it came out. I changed the original pose to showcase (ha, Sho-case) his shocking ability and make him look a little smug.//

1:47 AM · Jul 14, 2022 //Things can get very cursed when watching an /izadoodle_stream... meet King Borbius (King Borb for short,) a cross between the 2 best franchises of all time. Keep on Morbin', my minions. #Morbius #Minions//

1:13 AM · Jul 1, 2022 //A birthday gift for /itsvollx, Terra from Teen Titans! Hope you like it! #TeenTitans #Terra #Fanart//

10:54 AM · Jun 26, 2022 //Dustin Kalloy (OC) of Taluchia, a peppy young lad with a kind heart and desire to learn about the family he never knew. Now he has to face an unfortunate truth - things aren't quite as they seemed. I wrote a brief little blurb to go with this fella. Enjoy!//

2:41 AM · Jun 20, 2022 //Drawn for another viewer during /JubelNaomi's twitch stream. Thanks for the Blartspiration!//

5:04 PM · Jun 1, 2022 //Drew Saiki K (minus his accessories) to practice anime style. Tried out some cell shading and warmer colours. I like how the eyes came out. :)//

9:10 PM · May 31, 2022 //Started trying to practice painting metal. It's very hard but tried to have some fun with it, even if not perfect. The skin and lock were inspired by a random mimic painting - which then inspired the mimic. :)//

Thank you for trekking through this massive thread. Stay hydrated. :)

[exgen24]

Get To Know Me Uncomfortably Well

1. What is you middle name? Александрович 2. How old are you? 31 3. When is your birthday? 24/06/1991 4. What is your zodiac sign? Cancer 5. What is your favorite color? Matt black with metal red accents 6. What’s your lucky number? 246 7. Do you have any pets? my little sister Dahliya 8. Where are you from? Earth, Israel, Tel Aviv. 9. How tall are you? High, how are you? 1.73 10. What shoe size are you? 45 11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 8 12. What was your last dream about? Creepy Smiling zombies 13. What talents do you have? I fix stuff and sleep like a log 14. Are you psychic in any way? I know when it's time to eat 15. Favorite song? Thunderstruck 16. Favorite movie? Fifth element 17. Who would be your ideal partner? Jessica Rabbit 18. Do you want children? Ew. 19. Do you want a church wedding? Satan's Church? Hell yeah. 20. Are you religious? I worship ThiCCCK thighs. 21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yeah 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? I AM THE LAW 23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Minor ones 24. Baths or showers? Both 25. What color socks are you wearing? Black \ White 26. Have you ever been famous? I've been infamous. 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Nah. 28. What type of music do you like? You can't kill the Metal. 29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? only into my bed 30. How many pillows do you sleep with? 0.5 31. What position do you usually sleep in? praying drunkard 32. How big is your house? No. 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Coffee. 34. Have you ever fired a gun? aha 35. Have you ever tried archery? aha 36. Favorite clean word? Tranquility 37. Favorite swear word? Пиздец. 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? around 30 hours 39. Do you have any scars? yeah, from soldering 40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? Probably. 41. Are you a good liar? only when my pants are on fire 42. Are you a good judge of character? Holy pits of Hell, I hope so 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? Yeah 44. Do you have a strong accent? nope 45. What is your favorite accent? whisper me the Queens. 46. What is your personality type?  Mediator (INFP) https://www.16personalities.com/infp-personality 47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? a Jacket 48. Can you curl your tongue? ;) 49. Are you an innie or an outie? innie minie 50. Left or right handed? Right 51. Are you scared of spiders? nope 52. Favorite food? Hummus 53. Favorite foreign food? Mexican\Sushi 54. Are you a clean or messy person? Clean- 55. Most used phrased? יהיה טוב 56. Most used word? יאפ 57. How long does it take for you to get ready? an hour of mental prep, 15 min of actually getting ready. 58. Do you have much of an ego? Nope 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Lick. 60. Do you talk to yourself? yeah 61. Do you sing to yourself? yeah 62. Are you a good singer? I wish 63. Biggest Fear? Hello world 64. Are you a gossip? Maybe 65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? TENET counts? 66. Do you like long or short hair? Long 67. Can you name all 50 states of America? why? 68. Favorite school subject? Art. 69. Extrovert or Introvert? High functioning Introvert. 70. Have you ever been scuba diving? YESSS it's amazeballs 71. What makes you nervous? eyes 72. Are you scared of the dark? I was molded by it 73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? only critical ones 74. Are you ticklish? not really. 75. Have you ever started a rumor? nope 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Yes. 77. Have you ever drank underage? yeah since 14 78. Have you ever done drugs? I disposed of them 79. Who was your first real crush? Garbage - Shirley Manson 80. How many piercings do you have? 0 81. Can you roll your Rs?“ Yeah 82. How fast can you type? My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze 83. How fast can you run? 10KM\H 84. What color is your hair? Satin 85. What color is your eyes? Grey 86. What are you allergic to? Bigotry \ Lactose \ Pears 87. Do you keep a journal? not really 88. What do your parents do? Fail. 89. Do you like your age? Yes. 90. What makes you angry? Disrespect of Non Consent 91. Do you like your own name? Si 92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? *while wraping the condom*: Copperfield. 93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? a Cat 94. What are you strengths? Support 95. What are your weaknesses? Abuse 96. How did you get your name? My Ex 97. Were your ancestors royalty? Close to the Tsar 98. Do you have any scars? Again, Yes. 99. Color of your bedspread? Usually Grey 100. Color of your room? White, I wish it was Red.

[tick-tick-moo]

what if i asked you all of them for the ask game 😆😆

Is that a challenge????

(I got rid of some I didn't want to answer/didn't have answers for, btw)

1. What is your middle name?- Rather interesting 2. How old are you?- I lost count after the 8th century 3. What is your birthday?- July! 4. What is your zodiac sign?- I dunno, I think it's Gemini 😂 5. What is your favorite color?- Blue and purple, I will not be taking suggestions. 6. What’s your lucky number?- 2, the one constant in my life😁 7. Do you have any pets?- Yep! I'm a dog person 8. Where are you from?- Earth, not sure which one, though 9. How tall are you?- 5ft 11in, I think? 12. What was your last dream about?- Hmm I think it had something to do with zombies and rings and hmm. A blonde lady. i dunno, it wasn't pleasant😆 13. What talents do you have?- I can draw ONE good portrait every couple months. Hmm and I'm a fast reader and good at retaining info after hearing/reading it once? If that counts? 14. Are you psychic in any way?- Nope, although my brainwaves do align with people I am close to! 15. Favorite song?- CAN'T CHOOSE 16. Favorite movie?- CAN'T CHOOSE 17. Who would be your ideal partner?- Hmm I'm not sure yet. Gotta figure out the ideal me first😁 18. Do you want children?- I do! 20. Are you religious?- I am! 21. Have you ever been to the hospital?- Yep! A few times, although the first was when I was born. 22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?- Nope! 😇 25. What color socks are you wearing?- Black and white cow print ones 😆 26. Have you ever been famous?- Nope! 27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?- I dream of it often but I think it would depend on when and why. 28. What type of music do you like?- Most types, although I like songs w/ good lyrics more than songs w/ good music(although both are preferred lol). I listen to alt. indie, musical theatre, some hip-hop, pop, and hmm just random things I like, I guess. 33. What do you typically have for breakfast? 36. Favorite clean word?- MOO(verb) 37. Favorite swear word?- MOO(adj.) 38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?- I think 22 hours. 39. Do you have any scars?- A couple. One on my knee, three smaller ones on my hands and a recovering ankle that I think is gonna leave a few scars. 41. Are you a good liar?- I like to think so 43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?- I can do a horrible Scottish accent 44. Do you have a strong accent?- Probably to somebody out there. To others, I don't have an accent at all. 48. Can you curl your tongue?- *curls my tongue* Yepsh I cawn 50. Left or right handed?- Right! 51. Are you scared of spiders?- Not really, spiders aren't that bad. 54. Are you a clean or messy person?- *glances around my room* GUESS 55. Most used phrase?- Hmm "Less goooo!!!!" 56. Most used word?- "Huh?" 57. How long does it take for you to get ready?- For work things? About 15 min. For literally anything else? 5-60 min XD 58. Do you have much of an ego?- Sadly, yes. Something I've noticed. I gotta snap myself out of it sometimes XD 59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?- Both? 60. Do you talk to yourself?- Yes. All the time. The best part about this pandemic is that no one can see me muttering to myself under my mask 61. Do you sing to yourself?- Also yes! Same answer as the above. 62. Are you a good singer?- We'll find out in about a week 66. Do you like long or short hair?- Both! I like my long hair for Winter and Autumn and short hair for Spring and Summer. I haven't cut it in about two years though so it's really long now. 67. Can you name all 50 states of America?- I can name, like, 20 off the top of my head and probably all of them if I had some time and a blank map. 74. Are you ticklish?- YEPPPP 76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?- Not officially, but I have had humans who I could boss around. 79. Who was your first real crush?- My best friend(yeah it worked out great lol) 80. How many piercings do you have?- Two! One for ea/ ear(although I do wanna poke another couple holes in my ears) 81. Can you roll your Rs?- RRRRR SI 84. What color is your hair?- Dark brown! 87. Do you keep a journal?- What do you call this blog?(but also yes, but it is rarely updated) 89. Do you like your

age?- I'd like to be either a little older or a little younger, but I think I'm in a good spot rn. 90. What makes you angry?- Lots of things. Disrespect, ignorance, waiting room music, injustice, violation of rights. The basics that should be erased from this world. 91. Do you like your own name?- Yerp! 96. How did you get your name?- WELL one day I was like "milk and cookies go well together so why not say cows and cookies" and then I started drawing cows on my work papers. So, when I created an AO3 account I was like "ooh I should use this cow as a profile pic." At one point, an author I like replied to my comment and addressed me as Moo and I was like????? Moo??? That's so perfect! And now I tell people to call me Moo because MOOO 97. Were your ancestors royalty?- I don't think so. I had one ancestor that was part of a communist regime, though! 99. Color of your bedspread?- Blue and grey 100. Color of your room?- Green

[goldenraeofsun]

‘cause right now you're mine

set in this verse

THURSDAY, APRIL 2nd

Dean 12:01 You didn’t tell me you led Carver Prep’s quiz bowl team???

Castiel 12:15 It’s in the middle of the school day and you’re texting. What kind of example are you setting for your students?

Castiel 12:16 I didn’t tell you because it wasn’t relevant.

Dean 12:17 Haha smartass I’m having lunch in my office Youre texting me back so i see right through you And of course it’s freaking relevant

Castiel 12:20 How?

Dean 12:21 Because I got tapped to coach Edlund High's quiz bowl team this morning!

Castiel 12:21 Oh no.

Dean 12:30 Oh no is right buddy

Castiel 12:37 I thought you coached the softball team.

Dean 12:37 I can do both You’re dating a very talented man

Castiel 12:49 I know that. I just didn’t know it extended to quiz bowls and softball in addition to blow jobs and breaking and entering places to give blow jobs.

Dean 12:52 What the fuck is wrong with you I’m in school! My lunch hour is almost over I’ll have to get up from my desk very soon This is all your fault

Castiel 12:59 :)

Dean 1:00 Just for that No blow jobs for you tonight

Castiel 1:07 :(

 MONDAY, APRIL 6th

Dean 11:55 I bet I can grade more midterms than you today

Castiel 11:58 I know better than to make bets with you, Dean Winchester.

Dean 12:03 It was just a kiss I bet you’re just pissed you lost

Castiel 12:04 I can’t engage in PDA in front of my niece and one of my students at a school event!

Dean 12:04 Youre such a prude

Castiel 12:06 Unlike some teachers, I maintain boundaries between my personal and professional life.

Dean 12:07 Prude.

Castiel 12:09 Did you text me on a Monday afternoon just to harass me about my reluctance to kiss my boyfriend in front of minors?

Dean 12:11 Huh Boyfriend

Castiel 12:20 Dean?

Dean 12:21 What?

Castiel 12:22 Is everything okay?

Dean 12:23 Other than *my boyfriend* refusing to even entertain the idea of a friendly wager?

Castiel 12:23 Yes, other than that.

Dean 12:23 No

Castiel 12:25 That’s good. You scared me for a second.

Dean 12:26 I did?

Castiel 12:26 Are you okay with being my boyfriend? The long gap between our messages made me realize we haven’t talked about it before.

Dean 12:27 I mean it’s a little weird My 16 year old students have boyfriends “boyfriend” seems a little I don’t know Juvenile We’re not 16 anymore, Cas Thank god.

Castiel 12:30 Would you prefer “partner”?

Castiel 12:31 It’s just whenever I hear someone call their significant other “partner” I can never tell if they are talking about their life partner, same-sex partner, police partner, or if they are cowboys. That was a joke! Ignore this. I remember how much you like Westerns. “Partners” is off the table.

Dean 12:31 HOWDY YALL THIS IS MY PARTNER CAS

Castiel 12:31 Please never introduce me to someone like this.

Dean 12:32 Only if you watch Tombstone with me tonight

Castiel 12:33 Can I still grade my midterms?

Dean 12:35 You’re killing me here Cas Yes

Castiel 12:40 I’m your huckleberry

 SUNDAY, APRIL 12th

Castiel 2:19 Good luck with the softball game today!

Dean 2:21 You’d better make it up for me for missing this one Its the semifinals

Castiel 2:22 I will. Say “hi” to Claire for me.

Dean 2:27 What the hell? Why is she here? We’re not even playing Carver

Castiel 2:29 She has a crush on Kaia Nieves

Dean 2:30 Ohhhhh That explains a lot

Castiel 2:30 She thinks she’s being subtle.

Dean 2:37 I see that runs in the family Subtle as a brick wall. All of you.

Castiel 2:38 Excuse me, you had no idea about my feelings for you back in high school.

Dean 2:49 So? Charlie said you were obvious as fuck But it didn’t matter since I was a dumbass

Castiel 2:50 I prefer oblivious Less dumb Less ass

Dean 2:57 How dare you My ass is a goddamn gift. You take that back right now

Castiel 2:59 Of course. Don’t you have a game to coach?

Dean 3:01 Shit you’re right

 TUESDAY, APRIL 14th

Castiel 11:18 I know how I can make up for missing that last softball game last weekend

Dean 12:01 Sorry The kids called me out for texting you 5 mins before the bell last time How the hell did i get stuck with a class full of narcs

Castiel 12:03 It’s probably karma For all the rule breaking you did in school

Dean 12:05 Hey I wasn’t that bad

Castiel 12:05 You frequently defaced school desks and returned library books after their due date.

Dean 12:06 I’m dating a narc too???

Castiel 12:07 You didn’t ask what I have planned.

Dean 12:07 OK i’ll bite What do you have planned babe? Please tell me it’s not another documentary on bees That was depressing The grand canyon one was cool though

Castiel 12:10 Speaking of narcs

Dean 12:10 This doesn’t sound good

Castiel 12:11 When I had to get my extra copy of Camus from my car, I stumbled on Miriam at the edge of the parking lot with a few more students. They were skipping class and smoking marijuana. Naturally, I reported them to the administration.

Dean 12:13 Not helping your not-a-narc case

Castiel 12:13 They received detention for skipping class.

Dean 12:13 And the drugs?

Castiel 12:13 I may have neglected to report the drug use.

Dean 12:14 Seriously?

Castiel 12:14 I still confiscated it. Research evidence shows marijuana has negative effects on the developing brain.

Dean 12:14 I guess that’s fair

Dean 12:15 Hang on Do you still have it? OUR brains are old as balls Seriously, are you telling me you have weed now?

Castiel 12:15 Surprise?  I can throw it out if you’d prefer to do something else tonight.

Dean 12:15 Dont you dare!!! I’m going to get a six pack on the way home, download the last Star Wars, and we’re gonna do this right Your place or mine?

Castiel 12:16 I have been neglecting laundry lately. Yours?

Dean 12:16 You’re on This is going to be so awesome

 WEDNESDAY, APRIL 15th

Dean 12:06 Did you really mean to invite me to dinner with your brother?

Castiel 12:09 I didn’t mean to bring it up when we were high, but the invitation still stands. Claire told him we were together. He wants to meet you.

Dean 12:11 Oh

Castiel 12:11 You do not have to say yes.

Dean 12:13 I’ll go It just took me by surprise

Castiel 12:13 I don’t want to pressure you.

Dean 12:14 Youre not pressuring me

Castiel 12:14 Are you sure?

Dean 12:16 Look, I just know your relationship with your brother is complicated And I don’t want to stick my foot in it By accident or some other way

Castiel 12:20 We’re in a better place than I’d like to admit. I spent a long time resenting Jimmy for the time he had with Father. But it wasn’t his fault Father was a bastard who had a second family he preferred to be with. Jimmy was barely in middle school when Father started going on his “business trips”

Dean 12:21 Jesus christ You told me bit about it back in high school But I didn’t realize it was a second family situation

Castiel 12:21 Mother kept it from us for years. I still haven’t forgiven her for it.

Dean 12:21 Are you OK?

Castiel 12:22 I’m fine. It was a long time ago.

Dean 12:22 That stuff takes a long time to get over.

Castiel 12:22 I suppose.

Dean 12:23 Is it okay if you stay at mine tonight?

Castiel 12:24 Our next date isn’t until Friday

Dean 12:24 I don’t want to wait until Friday to see you

Castiel 12:27 Can you pick me up at Carver at 4pm?

Dean 12:27 You got it More time with you and my baby Win-win!

 FRIDAY, APRIL 24th

Dean 11:51 Are you sure what I usually wear to school is OK?

Castiel 11:53 You texted me nine minutes early?

Dean 11:53 Shut up I had to bribe my kids For NINE extra minutes Friggin tyrants

Castiel 11:54 What did they extort from you?

Dean 11:54 I promised to throw out their lowest pop quiz grade

Castiel 11:54 That isn’t too bad.

Dean 11:54 I was already planning on doing it

Castiel 11:55 Clever of you.

Dean 11:56 You’re not just dating a pretty face But getting back to dinner with your brother Is a regular button up OK? The tie hides most of the sloppy joe stain

Castiel 11:56 I’m sure you look very handsome

Dean 11:57 I can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not

Castiel 11:57 I rarely manage sarcasm in-person. What makes you think I would attempt it over text?

Dean 11:58 Good point

Castiel 11:58 You’re a very good-looking man, Dean. I’ve known this since we were 15.

Dean 11:59 Stop it you’re making me blush

Castiel 12:01 It’s the truth.

Dean 12:04 Alright, alright I’m already sleeping with you No need to butter me up

Dean 12:05 It’s just I remember how you used to talk about him The perfect big brother

Castiel 12:07 More like the perfect student and perfect son. Jimmy was honestly too busy to be much of a brother. The 11 year age difference didn’t help. When I was in high school, he already had the perfect nuclear family on the way.

Dean 12:07 Exactly

Castiel 12:08 Exactly what?

Dean 12:08 You’re lucky I know you And I know you’re not drawing this out on purpose Look, i want to make a good impression, OK? he seems like a hard guy to please.

Castiel 12:09 I That’s very admirable of you, but it’s entirely unnecessary.

Dean 12:10 He’s your family

Castiel 12:11 And I understand family is very important to you, but it isn’t the same with me. It would be very nice if dinner goes well, but if it does not, I will not care in the slightest.

Dean 12:11 Really?

Castiel 12:11 Truly.

 SATURDAY, APRIL 25th

11:16 I’m sorry for my dad.

Dean 11:17 Who is this? 

11:20 Claire Novak

Dean 11:21 How did you get this number?

Claire 11:23 Alex Jones

Dean 11:24 How did Alex get my number???

Claire 11:24 It was on the softball permission forms How did you not know this Didn’t you draft them?

Dean 11:25 It’s been a while I’m a very busy man

Claire 11:25 Sure. Anyway, my dad was a dick.  Totally out of line last night

Dean 11:26 Shouldn’t you be texting Cas about this?

Claire 11:26 I don’t have his number

Dean 11:26 Cas wasn’t kidding when he said you guys weren’t close

Claire 11:27 Nope.

Dean 11:27 Well I am very close with my brother He’s a lawyer out in California

Claire 11:27 Good for you???

Dean 11:29 It doesn’t sit right with me that Cas doesn't have a real relationship with his family

Claire 11:31 That seems like Uncle Castiels business

Dean 11:33 But Jimmy isn’t Cas’s only family SO if you ever need a place to crash, i’m always available

Claire 11:35 Maybe my dad was right And you’re secretly a perv I’m not staying with you you freak

Dean 11:35 Jesus christ, I’m trying to say, if ALEX isn’t the only girl on Edlund's softball team you’re getting buddy-buddy with, it’s fine You should get a chance to explore that part of being a teenager While STAYING SAFE But don’t let your parents stand in the way of that side of your life

Claire 11:41 Dad wouldn’t kick me out

Dean 11:42 Maybe not. But if you are at all uncomfortable, just give cas a call I’ll forward you his contact info now

 “I might have told Claire she’s always welcome at my place if she comes out to her parents,” Dean says as he pockets his phone. He turns his back on the pile of sparkling clean dishes drying on the rack by Cas's sink. Dean adds, “Hopefully she’ll ask you before she goes to me.”

They hadn't really discussed the disaster of a dinner with Jimmy and Claire. A few tense words on the drive back to Cas's house, a tacit acknowledgement in the morning not to mention it until after coffee and breakfast. But then Cas brought out his homework for the weekend, even while last night's argument scratches at the back of his mind like a fly trapped in a windowless room. So Dean did the dishes and texted Claire.

Cas looks up from his juniors’ final exams. “You were talking to Claire?”

“She texted me first,” Dean says defensively.

Cas sighs and caps his pen. It’s blue, because red pen, according to Cas, is too traumatizing a grading implement. “I’m very sorry about last night.”

Dean waves his apology off. “You warned me it could go sideways.”

Cas’s brow furrows. “Still,” he says slowly, “I told my mother and Jimmy I was gay a few years ago. I think it was easy for them to ignore it as long as I didn’t have a boyfriend in the picture.”

Dean fiddles with a dishrag as he hovers by the sink. “Was Jimmy a jackass to your other boyfriends?”

“What others?” Cas asks wryly. “None of them were ever serious enough to pique Jimmy’s interest.”

“Really?”

Cas nods and gestures for Dean to take a seat at the kitchen table next to him. He holds out his hand, which Dean takes, bemused. “I don’t know why Jimmy thought religion was an appropriate introductory dinner topic. I could tell he was trying to genuinely understand our… lifestyle, to use his word, but-”

“I got angry,” Dean says looking down at their clasped hands.

“You didn’t say anything I wasn't thinking,” Cas says simply. “I’m glad you reached out to Claire.”

“It seems like she needed it.”

“She doesn’t have a lot of adults in her life she can rely on to be in her corner,” Cas says diplomatically. “I’ve tried, over the years, but I can’t relate to her at all.”

Dean laughs. “Of course not. Teenage rebellion wasn’t really your style.”

“Ah yes, of course,” Cas says, his voice dry as chalk, “you’d be the perfect person to talk to her. The cool kids speak their own language. How could I forget?”

Dean smirks. “It’s full of references you don’t get.”

“Don’t remind me,” Cas says darkly.

Dean leans in for a kiss. Eyes dancing, as he whispers, “Relax, babe. You were always the coolest kid in school to me."

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(SUB - 56) Take part? Click here! 

Do you want to remain anonymous?

Yes

How old are you?

18

What's your sexual orientation?

Straight

Your pubic hair?

Hairy

Are you virgin?

Yes

How old were you when you first masturbated?

11

How did you discover masturbation?

Rubbed my clit accidentally and it felt good

How old were you when you had your first orgasm?

12

Can you tell us more about your first orgasm? How did it happen?

I discovered about sex through a friend, then porn through internet, and so I started masturbating and had on orgasm sometime after I had initially started.

How often do you masturbate?

Nearly daily now

When was the last time you masturbated?

5 minutes ago

Do you masturbate to any stimulus?

N/A

What do you think about?

Movie character, scenes I saw, how my desires would be enacted...

What's the last thing you thought of or masturbated to?

Movie character

Have you ever walked in on or caught someone masturbating? (If yes, please tell us a little more about it)

No

Have someone ever walked in on or caught you masturbating? (If yes, please tell us a little more about it)

Several times. However, I am always under the covers if I am unable to lock the door of my room. Whenever I sense the knob opening, I quickly withdraw my hands out of pants, still under the covers.

Have you ever had cyber sex?

No

Have you ever had phone sex?

No

Have you ever had a wet dream?

Yeah

What‚ is your favourite method of masturbation? (i.e. Hands/Toys/Lotion/etc.)

Hands

Are you loud or quiet when you masturbate?

Extremely quiet

Do you ever masturbate in pjs? If so what type and how?

Yes

Do you ever touch any other part of your body whilst you masturbate?

No

Has anyone ever watched you masturbate live online?

No

Has anyone ever watched you masturbate in person?

No

Have you ever watched someone masturbate live online?

Yes

Have you ever watched someone masturbate in person?

No

Have you ever masturbated with someone? (Mutual masturbation)

No

Do you enjoy watching others masturbate?

Yes, only boys

Do you enjoy being watched while masturbating?

No

Who do you like to think about when you masturbate?

Movie characters, film stars I crush on. General people I crush on.

Have you ever told them you think about them while you masturbate?

Nj o

Does anyone know you masturbate? How did they find out?

Not sure

Have you masturbated because your partner wasn't around to help? Where were they?

No

What is your most embarrassing masturbation story?

N/A

What is your funniest masturbation story?

N/A

Have you ever masturbated in unique or strange places? Or where do you do it?

No

Have you ever used something unique or strange to masturbate?

No

Is it easy for you to orgasm or do you have to work for it?

Work for it

What is the easiest way for you to get off?

Think and use my fingers

Is there only one way you can get off? (i.e. Vaginal/Clitoral/Toy Use)

Clitoral

Are you able to achieve orgasm through only non-conventional or indirect methods? (Breast Play/Hands-Free/Anal)

Haven't tried

Do you ever double penetrate while you masturbate?

Not yet

Do you ever suck on a dildo, fingers or anything while you masturbate?

No

Do you edge when you masturbate? (Get to the point of orgasm and stop repeatedly to enhance the experience)

Sometimes

What position do you typically masturbate in?

On my back

How do you react when you orgasm, arch your back, pull faces? Etc

Arch back, whimpers

Describe how an orgasm feels to you when you cum? If possible

Heaven

Describe a typical masturbation session.

20 mins sometimes, sometimes less...hands in clit and scenes in mind.

How long do you usually last?

N/A

What is the quickest you have brought yourself to an orgasm?

Fingers and thoughts

What is the longest masturbation session you have had?

2-3 hours

What are the most times in a day you have cum?

Don't really know tbh

How wet do you get? Do you leak fluids when you orgasm? (If yes, please describe)

Sometimes

If you are older than 35, how has masturbation changed for you over the years?

N/A

Do you want to tell us something more about your masturbation experiences? Say here

N/A

Are you sexually aroused taking this survey?

No

Are you going to masturbate tonight after taking this survey?

Yes

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[tim-wayne-bird-brain]

1 - 101. All of them.

this is my present to you anon

1. What is your middle name?

jackson (because my dad’s name was jack - jack’s son)

2. How old are you?

17

3. When is your birthday?

today! july 19

4. What is your zodiac sign?

cancer

5. What is your favorite color?

red

6. What’s your lucky number?

3

7. Do you have any pets?

already answered this one! but yes

8. Where are you from?

gotham, nj

9. How tall are you?

5′5″

10. What shoe size are you?

weird question but a men’s 8

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

more than 10

12. What was your last dream about?

it was an epic space fantasy that took a weird turn. no i will not elaborate

13. What talents do you have?

i can sleep with my eyes open and skateboard pretty well. not at the same time though

14. Are you psychic in any way?

definitely not

15. Favorite song?

21 guns - green day

16. Favorite movie?

i actually really love wall-e

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

someone strong and funny and kind who’s willing to try new things. i think i’ve found that in steph

18. Do you want children?

yeah, but not for a long time

19. Do you want a church wedding?

i’m jewish, so no

20. Are you religious?

nope! i’m an atheist, but i celebrate holidays with the rest of my family

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

many times for many reasons

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

answered this already, but no

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

yeah! my dad technically is one?

24. Baths or showers?

showers

25. What color socks are you wearing?

not wearing socks

26. Have you ever been famous?

i think i am? someone else tell me

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

again i think i am? but not really, the paparazzi suck

28. What type of music do you like?

punk and alt rock

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

no, i’m a good noodle

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

two

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

on my back or on my side

32. How big is your house?

very big. too big honestly

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

whatever alfred makes, i’m not picky

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

yes! i hated it

35. Have you ever tried archery?

yes! hated it it less than the gun

36. Favorite clean word?

glossopyrosis

37. Favorite swear word?

fuck

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

72 hours

39. Do you have any scars?

yeah, a lot actually. biggest is from getting my spleen removed

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

a few actually

41. Are you a good liar?

yeah but don’t tell anyone

42. Are you a good judge of character?

answered this, yes

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

a few! i think they’re pretty okay

44. Do you have a strong accent?

i don’t think so?

45. What is your favorite accent?

i don’t think i have one? 

46. What is your personality type?

intp

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

probably one of the suits

48. Can you curl your tongue?

yeah a little

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

innie

50. Left or right handed?

right

51. Are you scared of spiders?

yes

52. Favorite food?

hawaiian pizza

53. Favorite foreign food?

croque monsieur

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

organized but messy

55. Most used phrase?

“that’s not ideal”

56. Most used word?

“oh”

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

on a normal day, like 20 min

58. Do you have much of an ego?

yeah tbh. i try to keep it under wraps

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

oooo risque question. both ;)

60. Do you talk to yourself?

yeah a lot actually. more when i was younger than now

61. Do you sing to yourself?

i’ll hum but not sing

62. Are you a good singer?

i’m incredibly mediocre

63. Biggest Fear?

abandonment :)

64. Are you a gossip?

nope

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

idk i thought knives out was pretty good

66. Do you like long or short hair?

i prefer having long-ish hair

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

yeah, i just sing the song

68. Favorite school subject?

comp sci

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

introvert. very much an introvert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

yeah, not my thing

71. What makes you nervous?

a lot, i have anxiety

72. Are you scared of the dark?

nope!

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

sometimes? Depends on the mistake

74. Are you ticklish?

no

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

… perhaps

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

yeah, a lot actually. mostly with school and work and stuff

77. Have you ever drank underage?

nope

78. Have you ever done drugs?

nope x2

79. Who was your first real crush?

my first girlfriend! i’m going to keep her name private but she was great

80. How many piercings do you have?

0 but i want some

81. Can you roll your Rs?

yup

82. How fast can you type?

like 70 wpm

83. How fast can you run?

pretty fast? i’m not crazy strong but i’m quick

84. What color is your hair?

right now it’s blue, but it’s naturally black

85. What color is your eyes?

also blue

86. What are you allergic to?

nothing

87. Do you keep a journal?

yeah! it’s all recordings tho

88. What do your parents do?

they were business execs and amateur anthroplogists. my step-mom was a physical therapist. b runs wayne enterprises. pam and selina are… can i even say their jobs? and harleen is starting a youth center

89. Do you like your age?

i guess? I kinda feel like i’ve always been 16/17

90. What makes you angry?

a lot actually. mostly people hurting my family

91. Do you like your own name?

it’s fine? it’s my surname i don’t like

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

i answered this already :)

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

anything, i just want to be a good dad (again, when i’m older)

94. What are your strengths?

i’m smart, passionate, and loyal. 

95. What are your weaknesses?

i’m stubborn and more than a little insecure

96. How did you get your name?

timothy was my great-grandfather’s name

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

i don’t think so?

98. Do you have any scars?

this was question 39

99. Color of your bedspread?

blue with stars

100. Color of your room?

really pale blue

[jupiters-friend]

1. What is you middle name?

Sabrina

2. How old are you?

13

3. When is your birthday?

April 15 th

4. What is your zodiac sign?

Aries I think

5. What is your favorite color?

Don't have one

6. What’s your lucky number?

Don't have one

7. Do you have any pets?

Yes a dog

8. Where are you from?

Germany

9. How tall are you?

4'11 or 1.51m

10. What shoe size are you?

37/38

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own?

4 with my crocs 5

12. What was your last dream about?

About me and one of my friends wanting to sleep outside for some reason but ending up with our class in some weird ass home

13. What talents do you have?

English

14. Are you psychic in any way?

Kinda every time I come to my dad it starts raining and when I was younger when I started singing a spefic song in winter it started snowing xd

15. Favorite song?

Don't have one

16. Favorite movie?

Back to the future

17. Who would be your ideal partner?

Sayu Yagami

18. Do you want children?

Kind of

19. Do you want a church wedding?

Don't care

20. Are you religious?

No

21. Have you ever been to the hospital?

Yes

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law?

Yeah

23. Have you ever met any celebrities?

Yeah

24. Baths or showers?

Showers but when depressed Baths

25. What color socks are you wearing?

Purple , braun, white, green

26. Have you ever been famous?

Not rlly

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity?

Nah only if it were for my writing

28. What type of music do you like?

Everything except country music, techno and a few other genre

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping?

No

30. How many pillows do you sleep with?

Depends were I am, at my dad's one at my mom's 4+

31. What position do you usually sleep in?

On my side or my stomach

32. How big is your house?

Big

33. What do you typically have for breakfast?

Depends

34. Have you ever fired a gun?

Yeah

35. Have you ever tried archery?

No

36. Favorite clean word?

Don't have one

37. Favorite swear word?

Don't have one either

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep?

Maybe 30 hours

39. Do you have any scars?

Yes

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer?

Dunno

41. Are you a good liar?

Kind of

42. Are you a good judge of character?

No

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own?

Yes

44. Do you have a strong accent?

No

45. What is your favorite accent?

Bayerischer

46. What is your personality type?

Dunno

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing?

I think my shoes

48. Can you curl your tongue?

A bit

49. Are you an innie or an outie?

Innie

50. Left or right handed?

Right

51. Are you scared of spiders?

Not really

52. Favorite food?

Chilli con Carne

53. Favorite foreign food?

Above

54. Are you a clean or messy person?

Messy

55. Most used phrased?

Keine Ahnung

56. Most used word?

No idea

57. How long does it take for you to get ready?

10 min

58. Do you have much of an ego?

No

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops?

Suck you Monster

60. Do you talk to yourself?

Yes

61. Do you sing to yourself?

No

62. Are you a good singer?

No

63. Biggest Fear?

I have no idea

64. Are you a gossip?

Kind off

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen?

I have no idea again

66. Do you like long or short hair?

Both

67. Can you name all 50 states of America?

No

68. Favorite school subject?

English, geography

69. Extrovert or Introvert?

Both xd

70. Have you ever been scuba diving?

Nope

71. What makes you nervous?

Everything and nothing

72. Are you scared of the dark?

A bit

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes?

Yes

74. Are you ticklish?

Yes unfortunately

75. Have you ever started a rumor?

Not that I know of

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority?

Uhh no

77. Have you ever drank underage?

Yes but my dad allowed it and it was only one cup.

78. Have you ever done drugs?

No

79. Who was your first real crush?

I have no idea

80. How many piercings do you have?

None

81. Can you roll your Rs?“

Yes

82. How fast can you type?

Really fast

83. How fast can you run?

Not so fast

84. What color is your hair?

Blond

85. What color is your eyes?

Green

86. What are you allergic to?

Kiwis

87. Do you keep a journal?

No

88. What do your parents do?

My dad sells junk and clears apartments

89. Do you like your age?

Yeah

90. What makes you angry?

Dumb people

91. Do you like your own name?

No

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they?

No

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child?

Don't care

94. What are you strengths?

Uhh English

95. What are your weaknesses?

Russian

96. How did you get your name?

My mom though it was nice

97. Were your ancestors royalty?

I have no idea

98. Do you have any scars?

Yeah

99. Color of your bedspread?

Brown

100. Color of your room?

White

[oopsifuckedmylifeup]

Fuck it why not

1. What is your middle name? Donna

2. How old are you? 26

3. When is your birthday? February 8

4. What is your zodiac sign? Aquarius

5. What is your favorite color? Teal and gold

6. What’s your lucky number? 27 or 17

7. Do you have any pets? Turtle, Hamster, and two dogs

8. Where are you from? Corvallis Montana

9. How tall are you? 5'2

10. What shoe size are you? 7

11. How many pairs of shoes do you own? 5 maybe

12. What was your last dream about? Having a positive pregnancy test 😬

13. What talents do you have? Probably none

14. Are you psychic in any way? When I was pregnant I had dreams about the baby's gender with both kids

15. Favorite song? MGKs whole album tickets to my downfall

16. Favorite movie?LOTR

17. Who would be your ideal partner? Myself

18. Do you want children? Have two. And don't want any more

19. Do you want a church wedding? Nah

20. Are you religious? Nope

21. Have you ever been to the hospital? Yes

22. Have you ever got in trouble with the law? Yeah nothing big tho

23. Have you ever met any celebrities? Only if the drummer of Hawthorne heights counts

24. Baths or showers? Baths to relax showers to clean

25. What color socks are you wearing? None

26. Have you ever been famous? Lmao.no?

27. Would you like to be a big celebrity? Probably not

28. What type of music do you like? I like a variety of genres

29. Have you ever been skinny dipping? No.

30. How many pillows do you sleep with? One.

31. What position do you usually sleep in? Laying on my stomach with one leg straight and the other bent

32. How big is your house? One bedroom apartment. And I love it. It's cozy

33. What do you typically have for breakfast? Coffee

34. Have you ever fired a gun? Yes

35. Have you ever tried archery? Nope

36. Favorite clean word? I have no clue

37. Favorite swear word? Fuck

38. What’s the longest you’ve ever gone without sleep? Maybe one night

39. Do you have any scars? Lots

40. Have you ever had a secret admirer? If I knew it wouldn't be much of a secret admirer

41. Are you a good liar? Sometimes

42. Are you a good judge of character? I used to think so but...

43. Can you do any other accents other than your own? No

44. Do you have a strong accent? No?

45. What is your favorite accent? British or Irish 😍

46. What is your personality type? Shy, nerdy

47. What is your most expensive piece of clothing? Maybe my Atreyu band t-shirt

48. Can you curl your tongue? Yep

49. Are you an innie or an outie? Innie

50. Left or right-handed? Right

51. Are you scared of spiders? Fuck yes

52. Favorite food? Chinese

53. Favorite foreign food? Still Chinese

54. Are you a clean or messy person? Very clean. I'm OCD

55. Most used phrased? What the fuck

56. Most used word? Fuck

57. How long does it take for you to get ready? Like ten mins to a few hours depends on what I'm getting ready for

58. Do you have much of an ego? Not really

59. Do you suck or bite lollipops? Suck

60. Do you talk to yourself? All the time

61. Do you sing to yourself? Well of course

62. Are you a good singer? 😂 when I'm.in the shower

63. Biggest Fear? Dying and leaving my kids behind

64. Are you a gossip? I get curious

65. Best dramatic movie you’ve seen? I don't know

66. Do you like long or short hair? Long.

67. Can you name all 50 states of America? Unfortunately no

68. Favorite school subject? Science and history are tied

69. Extrovert or Introvert? Introvert

70. Have you ever been scuba diving? Nope

71. What makes you nervous? Everything

72. Are you scared of the dark? No, I'm scared of what's in the dark

73. Do you correct people when they make mistakes? Sometimes

74. Are you ticklish? Kinda. But don't fucking try

75. Have you ever started a rumor? Yes

76. Have you ever been in a position of authority? Does being a mom.count?

77. Have you ever drank underage? Lol yeah

78. Have you ever done drugs? 🤫

79. Who was your first real crush? I am most definitely not gonna say that

80. How many piercings do you have? 10

81. Can you roll your Rs?“ no.I wish

82. How fast can you type? Not very

83. How fast can you run? I haven't ran in years 😂

84. What color is your hair? Brown

85. What color is your eyes? Hazel

86. What are you allergic to? Nothing

87. Do you keep a journal? Not really

88. What do your parents do? My dad is retired and my mom died 12 years ago

89. Do you like your age? Absolutely not

90. What makes you angry? Ignorant people

91.you like your own name? Yeah it's alright

92. Have you already thought of baby names, and if so what are they? No.

93. Do you want a boy a girl for a child? No. No more kids 😂

94. What are you strengths? I can act like.I'm fine while having a panic attack

95. What are your weaknesses? Too many

96. How did you get your name? My parents 😆

97. Were your ancestors royalty? Idk probably not

98. Do you have any scars? My beautiful c section scar

99. Color of your bedspread? White with flowers

100. Color of your room? Tan

[hamonsurveysoverdrive]

Knowledge

1. Who's the last person to make you smile? Andy 2. Who's the last person you had a sleepover with? Justin 3. Who's the last person to disappoint you? America lol 4. Who's the next person you'll have a sleepover with? Probably Justin 5. Do you use lyrics to express how you feel? Sometimes 8. Who is always there for you? Justin, Krystle, Kelsi 9. Who was the last person you yelled at? Uhm, unsure 10. What's for dinner? Tacos 12. Do you ride roller coasters? Yes 13. When was the last time you saw your best friends? I saw Kelsi earlier today, Justin last night, and Krystle on Sunday. 14. Do you like to sing?. Yes, but it's not good lol 15. Would you date the person who last posted this? Idk them 16. Are you happy right now? I'm alright 17. Do you regret anything that you have done? No 18. Do you trust people? Some 19. What is something you do when you're mad? Overreact 20. Have you ever cried from being so mad? Absolutely 21. Do you like messages or comments better? Whatever 23. Have you ever seen your best friends cry? Sure thing 24. Are most of your friends guys or girls? It's a pretty even mix, honestly 25. Last piercing you got? Nose 26. Do you get distracted easily? Not especially, but it happens 27. Have you ever tee-peed someones house? Nope 28. What's your favorite beverage? Water or orange juice 29. Do you have any enemies? No, I'm not a superhero 30. Would your parents be mad if you got suspended? I'm 32... 31. What does your 5th text message in the inbox say? Still not how my texts organize themselves. 35. Miss someone? Yes. 37. Is there someone you want to fight? Nope. I feel like I've done a lot of surveys with the same questions today 38. Do you know what you want to do with your life? Yes 39. What are you doing tomorrow? Schoolwork, mom shit 40. What will you do Sunday? Hopefully nothing annoying 41. How long does it take you to get ready to go out? It depends. If it's a special event, anywhere from 30 minutes to an hour. If it's just same old same old stuff, like 10-20 mins. 42. Do you have any piercings? Yes 43. Where's the closest hoodie to you right now? The one on my body, probably. 44. What restaurant do you think has the Best French Fries? Probably Wing Stop 45. When is the last time you played the board game Clue? Not too long ago, actually. 46. Name 1 sport you play/played? Literally none 47. Who did you last get in an argument with? Probably my kids lol 48. Do you think you could live without your cell phone? Not easily. Everything's done on apps now. 49. Where is your dad right now? In his room, probably asleep 50. How many people do you know of named Adam? Like, one? 51. How about Stephanie? Two? 52. Do you do your homework? Yes. 53. Are you friends with any cheerleaders? I'm in a community college, and I'm 32. I don't know any cheerleaders. 54. What was the last thing you burnt? My cigarette. 55. What was the last thing you did? Before this, smoked a cigarette while playing Ascension 56. Who was the last person you texted? Justin 57. Who the last person you added on Facebook? My friend's alt account. 58. What was the last picture you took? Myself? 59. Would you ever dye your hair red? I have before 60. What career would you wish to be in? Librarian 61. Do you want a well paying job or a job you enjoy? A job I enjoy, but it'd be nice if it paid well also. 62. What did you wear today? Ripped jeans, Punisher tee, dark grey hoodie, slippers. 63. When were you last on your phone? Like, ten minutes ago. 65. Do you like math? Not especially 66. Are you currently anorexic? No. What a shitty question. 67. Do you like hugs? Not a fanatic or anything, but I like them from certain people. 68. Where do you want to go to college? I'm in a community college, until I finish all the classes I need, then I'll probably be going to UTA 69. Have you ever fallen asleep with gum in your mouth? Yes.

[a-fritterer]

@mytalkingraccoon ​, I thought I’ll slide it because of the number of questions but ended up doing it anyway 👀 Thank you!!! 🤗🥰gonna tag @literallybina , @purrrrrrr @supergeek1999

1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it? I think my father said that to me, so of course he meant it.

2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now? I’m an aro, dating doesn’t interest me. Also that person would be a child compared to me.

3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time? Can’t recall.

4. Would you ever smile at a stranger? I’m quite shy.

5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are? I don’t think so.

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today? no

7. What exactly are you wearing right now? a BBC Sherlock t-shirt and trousers

8. How often do you listen to music? everyday

9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more? jeans

10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2014? I hate my life before 2014 (not entirely but mostly) and my life started changing after 2014.

11. Are you a social or an antisocial person? social with friends, anti-social with relatives and others.

12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’? does my dad count?

13. What about ‘R’? never kissed anyone other than my family 😶

14. Can you drive a stick shift? I can't drive but want to learn it.

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you? I hate myself so fucking much but I can’t care less about others hating on me. 

16. Are you going out of town soon? No

17. When was the last time you cried? Just now. Demons from my past paid me a visit uwu and my life is shit rn.

18. Have you ever told someone you loved them? told my friends

19. If you could change your eye color, would you? I’ve black eyes which feels mundane. I wish  I had eyes like Benedict Cumberbatch.

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for? for some friends’ I think.

21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having. Not being enough productive and being caught up in misunderstanding and unnecessary drama.

22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead? How can I know? 👀

23. Are you dating the last person you talked to? I never dated anyone

24. What are you sitting on right now? my bed

25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you? no

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have? BTS Ot7 and Benedict Cumberbatch

27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night? a friend, on facebook

28. Do you get a lot of colds? I’ve sinusities so yeah

29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from? an online shop run by a batchmate of mine

30. Does anyone hate you? May be. My brain says that I’m someone to be hated

31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room? I never drink

32. Do you like watching scary movies? I’m a horror junkie

33. Do you want your tongue pierced? nooooooo

34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be? I think this one

35. Did you have a dream last night? I forgot already

36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them? can’t really recall

37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years? I don’t want to be married in my life

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you? I don’t think so

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now? nah

40. Did you have a good day yesterday? nope

41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship? no

42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl? no

43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you? yes

44. What’s the best part about school? nothing. my school life pretty much sucked and I hate that version of me who went to school.

45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook? I do

46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school? that was a long time ago, can’t recall.

47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head? all the fucking time

48. Were you single over the last summer? I’m forever happily single 🥰

49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago? nope

50. What are you supposed to be doing right now? go to sleep

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with? nope. He’s a really good friend of mine.

52. Are you nice to everyone? I try to be. 

53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? not romantically but yes

54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat? I don’t want to be in one in the first place.

55. Are you good at hiding your feelings? sometimes

56. Do you think you like someone? nope

57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’? never

58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys? Boys. I find them cool to talk with.

59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry? yes

60. Do you hate anyone? only myself and myself only

61. How’s your heart? morbidly fine

62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about? yes

63. Have you ever cried over a guy? never

64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now? Really don’t know

65. Are your toenails painted pink? i don’t use nailpolish

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake? not interested in kissing anyone

67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct? I have no idea

68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public? nope

69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with? a friend of mine

70. How do you look right now? ugly

71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around? yes

72. Can you commit to one person? i feel suffocated to imagine it even

73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to? no

74. Have you ever felt replaced? yes

75. Did you wake up cranky? no

76. Are you a jealous person? no

77. Are relationships ever worth it? i don’t know cause i have no experience

78. Anyone you’re giving up on? no

79. Currently wanting to see anyone? no

80. Name something you have to do tomorrow? help my mom to learn how to use the new electric oven

81. Last person you cried in front of? mom

82. Is there someone you will never forget? quite a few

83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you? I’ve no feelings for anybody 😅

84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now? Yoongi?  I’d faint 

85. Are you over your past? i think i can never 🙃

86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex? never.

87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to? no

88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept? i never had anyone like that

89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in? when i was a child i kissed my parents and that’s it 😶that was more than 16 years ago lol

90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated? no

91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months? never 😂😂😂

92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael? in my country there’s no chance to meet someone named like that

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew? never 👀

94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going? I was in a dark place in January 🖕

95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March? I didn’t like anybody in March

96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive? she’s beautiful

97. Who do you have texts from? mobile operator, banks and some friends

98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say? 🤷‍♀️

99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you? i never kissed anyone lol

100. Who’s in your profile picture with you? my profile picture is Min Yoonji 

101. Ever kissed under fireworks? never even if I’d the chance

102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies? honestly can’t remember

[xbreezymeadowsx]

200 Questions

No one asked me to do it but I made @sharpiewashere do it so it’s only fair I suffer through, too.

200: My crush’s name is: Zach because husband but also... Tommy motherfuckin’ Flanagan

199: I was born in: New Hampshire

198: I am really: horny and annoyed

197: My cellphone company is: Verizon

196: My eye color is: Brown

195: My shoe size is: like 10.5W I think.

194: My ring size is: I think it’s a 9.

193: My height is: 5’ 3”

192: I am allergic to: cats and crop dust

191: My 1st car was: old ass shitty Jeep Grand Cherokee

190: My 1st job was: at a stand in a city mall where we had an inflatable slide and two bounces houses and served sno cones, smoothies, and novelty ice creams

189: Last book you read: Fangs by Sarah Andersen

188: My bed is: fuckin’ broken and uncomfortable and clearly not big enough for myself and my bedhog husband.

187: My pet: 1 old black cat.

186: My best friend: Yuki (that bitch is my best best best friend and I miss her to pieces)

185: My favorite shampoo is: Garnier Whole Blends: Honey Treasures

184: Xbox or ps3: Fuck both. Switch.

183: Piggy banks are: cute

182: In my pockets: nada at the moment

181: On my calendar: is scribbles from my kid

180: Marriage is: Don’t marry a redneck!

179: Spongebob can: stop. Give me the early Bob but that’s it.

178: My mom: loves Unicorns

177: The last three songs I bought were? Wap metal version, Room with a Zoo, Shoop

176: Last YouTube video watched: GabSmolders playing Control

175: How many cousins do you have? technically only 2 by blood and actual familial connections. 6 if you count some others. 9 if you count step-cousins.

174: Do you have any siblings? 1 big Seester!

173: Are your parents divorced? Yeah

172: Are you taller than your mom? Maybe? IDK, we’re both shorties

171: Do you play an instrument? sadly, no.

170: What did you do yesterday? Slept and worked

[ I Believe In ]

169: Love at first sight: yes

168: Luck: yes

167: Fate: yes

166: Yourself: HA, you’re funny.

165: Aliens: no

164: Heaven: these are...

163: Hell: ... kinda loaded...

162: God: ... questions

161: Horoscopes: maybe

160: Soul mates: yes

159: Ghosts: yes

158: Gay Marriage: yes

157: War: yes

156: Orbs: yes

155: Magic: yes

[ This or That ]

154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs

153: Drunk or High: unfortunately neither.

152: Phone or Online: online

151: Red heads or Black haired: black

150: Blondes or Brunettes: brunette

149: Hot or cold: cold

148: Summer or winter: winter

147: Autumn or Spring: autumn

146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate

145: Night or Day: night

144: Oranges or Apples: apples

143: Curly or Straight hair: straight

142: McDonalds or Burger King: McD’s outta these choices but I’d take Steak’N’Shake over either.

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk and Dark.

140: Mac or PC: PC

139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Zach can be sweet (he certainly isn’t ugly to look at) and we’re definitely on the poor side.

137: Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi (anybody remember Pepsi Twist? That was the best!)

136: Hillary or Obama: Obama

135: Buried or cremated: Buried I guess. Though, if I’m cremated, my ashes need to be spread in one place and no separating them.

134: Singing or Dancing: singing

133: Coach or Chanel: I am a redneck, these things don’t mean anything to me.

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: who?

131: Small town or Big city: small town

130: Wal-Mart or Target: Either? I shop Wal-Mart all the time out of convenience but I do like Target

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: I am overall not a fan of either barring a select couple movies (like Heavyweights and Little Nicky)

128: Manicure or Pedicure: no thanks.

127: East Coast or West Coast: east coast

126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas

125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate

124: Disney or Six Flags: Can I go to a Zoo instead?

123: Yankees or Red Sox: I’ll say Sox because New England but I don’t particularly care for baseball.

[ Here’s What I Think About ]

122: War: there’s a time and place

121: George Bush: he’s an idiot?

120: Gay Marriage: yay!

119: The presidential election: tearing families apart because people are stupid and vote for Trump

118: Abortion: this is a bit of a grey area for me. While I firmly believe in “my body, my choice”, I do not accept that argument if you are constantly getting them as if it is a form of birth control. Use proper contraceptives you slut.

117: MySpace: does that even exist anymore?

116: Reality TV: certain ones can assume me.

115: Parents: love them even when you don’t like them.

114: Back stabbers: pussies.

113: Ebay: never used it

112: Facebook: is reserved for pictures of kids, pets, funny videos and memes, and gifs.

111: Work: shitty... literally

110: My Neighbors: I’m just glad they aren’t the cousin-fuckers or the Methicans anymore.

109: Gas Prices: it takes like 20 bucks to fill my tiny car gas tank so whatever.

108: Designer Clothes: never fit me

107: College: didn’t go.

106: Sports: HA. My fat ass play sports? Maybe Badminton or Tetherball but that’s it.

105: My family: lives too far away.

104: The future: needs to be better than now.

[ Last time I ]

103: Hugged someone: like 20 mins ago when my kid was trying to suck up to me to get a sip of my frappe.

102: Last time you ate: two hours ago.

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: Zane’s first day of school this year. Miss Angie came over to see him off in the morning.

100: Cried in front of someone: probably a few weeks ago.

99: Went to a movie theater: Twilight Breaking Dawn pt 2.

98: Took a vacation: three years ago.

97: Swam in a pool: probably close to 8 or more years ago.

96: Changed a diaper: 4-5 yrs ago.

95: Got my nails done: professionally? never. By Zane? last weekend.

94: Went to a wedding: three years ago.

93: Broke a bone: never. dislocated shit though.

92: Got a piercing: over a decade

91: Broke the law: probably frequently without realizing it.

90: Texted: couple mins ago.

[ MISC ]

89: Who makes you laugh the most: oh I’m a funny bitch

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: nothing? fuck this house. fuck this town. fuck this state. I wanna go HOME home.

87: The last movie I saw: Smokin’ Aces 2

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: my nephew’s birth and the vacation we plan to take to see him!

85: The thing i’m not looking forward to: the travel for the vacation stated above.

84: People call me: a lot of things. most of them true.

83: The most difficult thing to do is: wake up

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope

81: My zodiac sign is: Taurus

80: The first person i talked to today was: my husband

79: First time you had a crush: I had a massive crush on Shawn Micheals as a kid.

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my Seester

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: probably someone in the Flanaclan Chapel

76: Right now I am talking to: the Flanaclan on and off

75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I’m supposed to grow up?

74: I have/will get a job: yes

73: Tomorrow: is Halloween

72: Today: I’m horny and annoyed

71: Next Summer: is a long time away

70: Next Weekend: work

69: I have these pets: already answered

68: The worst sound in the world: right now I’d have to say it’s Zane clucking his tongue.

67: The person that makes me cry the most is: myself? or more specifically my anxiety brain.

66: People that make you happy: my Flanaclan friends, my bff, my sister.

65: Last time I cried: a few weeks ago

64: My friends are: on the internet and/or mostly too far away

63: My computer is: a hunk of shit laptop

62: My School: never going ever again.

61: My Car: looks like the car emoji.

60: I lose all respect for people who: beat animals

59: The movie I cried at was: recently? Up

58: Your hair color is: brown

57: TV shows you watch: SOA, SVU, SWAT, wrestling, Wynonna Earp, Van Helsing, Supernatural

56: Favorite web site: tumblr and youtube

55: Your dream vacation: Scotland, Ireland, Wales, England, all that.

54: The worst pain I was ever in was: dislocating my knee

53: How do you like your steak cooked: med rare

52: My room is: some boring off-white

51: My favorite celebrity is: Tommy Flanagan

50: Where would you like to be: New Hampshire

49: Do you want children: I have 1 and that’s 1 too many.

48: Ever been in love: yup

47: Who’s your best friend: didn’t I already answer this?

46: More guy friends or girl friends: girls nowadays. guys around here suck.

45: One thing that makes you feel great is: reading Chibs fics, staring at Flanagan

44: One person that you wish you could see right now: Flanagan

43: Do you have a 5 year plan: hell no

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no

41: Have you pre-named your children: I did not.

40: Last person I got mad at: me

39: I would like to move to: for the millionth time, New Hampshire

38: I wish I was a professional: dog sitter/walker

[ My Favorites ]

37: Candy: Sour Patch Watermelons

36: Vehicle: 90′s Ford Ranger, Jeep Renegade, Jeep Wrangler, Jeep Gladiator, Ford Shelby GT350R 

35: President: certainly not the fuckin’ current one.

34: State visited: Massachusetts

33: Cellphone provider: Verizon

32: Athlete: Aleister Black, Drew McIntyre, Luchasaurus, Sonny Kiss (and fuck you if you try to tell me they aren’t athletes)

31: Actor: Tommy Flanagan

30: Actress: Millie Bobby Brown

29: Singer: Ville Valo

28: Band: HIM

27: Clothing store: don’t care.

26: Grocery store: don’t care.

25: TV show: Law & Order: SVU (as much as I’d love to say SOA, Law & Order was my first real love)

24: Movie: 10 Things I Hate About You

23: Website: tumblr, youtube

22: Animal: dogs, wolves

21: Theme park: Zoos

20: Holiday: Halloween

19: Sport to watch: professional wrestling, football, hockey

18: Sport to play: nothing that requires that much energy

17: Magazine: don’t read them much

16: Book: the House Of Night series and sequel series by P.C. Cast and Kristen Cast (I don’t care that I’m probably too old for them now, I love them)

15: Day of the week: Saturday

14: Beach: Hampton Beach, NH

13: Concert attended: 69 Eyes headlined (opening with Night Kills The Day, then Fair To Midland which were fine but also Wednesday 13!!!!!)

12: Thing to cook: fajitas

11: Food: apple fritters/apple cider donuts

10: Restaurant: Panda Express I suppose.

9: Radio station: WGFA

8: Yankee candle scent: Midsummers Night

7: Perfume: don’t wear perfume so much as body spray and it’s usually something like cucumber melon or some baked goods scent.

6: Flower: Tiger Lillies

5: Color: Green- specifically Forest/Hunter

4: Talk show host: idk I used to watch Maury all the time, does that count?

3: Comedian: George Carlin

2: Dog breed: Pittie mixes, mutts, labs, medium to big short haired breeds

1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yes I did.

[isrustandstardust]

1: What would you name your future daughter?

Alya, maybe.

2: Do you miss anyone?

Always.

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?

I would say thank you.

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me”?

Once. And it was true, it was really him.

5: What are you looking forward to in the next week?

Our next interview with Metaldetector on Monday.

6: Did you go out or stay in last night?

Stayed on because it was Monday and we’re in the middle of a global pandemic.

7: How late did you stay up last night?

2 a.m. more or less.

8: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?

Yup.

9: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?

Ironing my hair.

10: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?

A few times.

11: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?

I’m almost a non drinker now, so, maybe.

12: Have you pretended to like someone?

Unfortunately I had to.

13: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?

I could, but I’m not interested atm.

14: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?

Husband and bestie.

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?

I never fully forget people who meant truly something to me.

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?

Nope. I’ve been in a relationship for the last four years.

17: Have you ever cried from being so mad?

I hardly cry when I’m mad, nor I scream.

I become very quiet and pretty violent sometimes.

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?

My husband.

19: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?

On the couch, this morning.

20: Who did you last see in person?

My husband.

21: What is the last thing you said out lot?

I don’t know, I talk to my self out loud when I’m alone.

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?

Nope.

23: Have you ever been to Paris?

Twice.

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?

I could, but sometimes my eyes show way too much.

25: Do you use chap stick?

Yup.

26: Who did you last share a bed with?

Again, the husband.

27: Are you listening to music right now?

Nope, watching crime shows.

28: What is something you currently want right now?

A new camera, my old one died and I really want to shoot again.

29: Were your last three kisses from the same person?

Yup.

30: How is your heart lately?

It’s ok.

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?

Hell yes.

32: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?

This morning.

33: What do people call you?

Sally or MissFortune.

34: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?

A LOT.

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?

A few, but nothing major.

36: What are you listening to right now?

Crime shows, a looot of murders!

37: What is wrong with you right now?

Feeling sick to my stomach, as usual!

38: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?

It can be.

39: Do you make wishes at 11:11?

No, I’m not 9.

40: What is on your wrists right now?

Scars and tattoos.

41: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused/waiting for the unexpected?

Married.

42: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?

It’s an oversized shirt I stole from my husband’s closet.

It’s comfy and smells like him.

43: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?

Sure as hell I did.

44: Have you hugged someone within the last week?

Yup.

45: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?

Yup.

46: What were you doing at midnight last night?

Drawing and watching Jackass xD

47: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?

They were pretty much the same.

48: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?

Both. I love to cuddle but also I like to have aaaaall the bed for me.

49: Have you ever been to New York?

Not yet.

50: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?

It looks like it.

51: What are you wearing?

Leggings, oversized shirt and flannels.

52: Ever been in love?

Once.

53: Ever had a terrible breakup?

I had one terrible break up because both of us were still in love and a terrible one because he was a narcissistic psycho.

The last one was actually a blessing in disguise.

54: How tall are you?

165 cm.

55: How much do you weigh?

I’m not comfortable saying that. Let’s say I’m quite underweight.

56: Any tattoos do you want?

A lot, I want both my arms tattooed.

57: Any piercings that you want?

I want to redo my collarbones surfaces.

58: OTP?

I’m ok with the Shakarian one. :D

59: Favorite Show?

Hannibal.

60: Favorite bands?

I cannot choose one.

61: Something you miss?

Living by the lake.

62: Favorite song?

Hard to say, maybe Roses - dEus.

63: How old are you?

34.

64: Zodiac sign?

Scorpio.

65: Hair Color?

Chocolate.

66: Favorite Quote?

So it goes.

67: Favorite singer?

Peter Steele.

68: Favorite color?

Black.

69: Loud music or soft?

It depends on the moment.

70: Where do you go when you’re sad?

I find peace in books, movies and beautiful things.

71: How long does it take you to shower?

15 min if I’m in a hurry, an hour if I can relax.

72: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?

20 minutes.

73: Ever been in a physical fight?

A few times.

74: Turn on?

Intelligence, sarcasm, perversion and violence.

75: Turn off?

Stupidity, shallowness, ignorance.

76: The reason I joined Tumblr?

I was feeling nostalgic.

77: Fears?

The future maybe.

78: Last thing that made you cry?

Maybe my MIL dying in July.

79: Last time you cried?

In July.

80: Meaning behind your url

It’s a Nabokov’s quote that I have tattooed on my rib cage.

81: Last book you read?

I’m reading a book about the life of the serial killer Kuklinski.

82: Last song you listened to?

Bad Timing - dEUS, while showering.

83: Last show you watched?

Crime show about a college girl getting killed by his boyfriend.

84: Last person you talked to?

A guy who commissioned an artwork.

85: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?

I was texting with a friend so, pretty good.

86: Favorite food?

Red meat, preferably raw.

87: Place you want to visit?

Iceland.

88: Last place you were?

France.

89: Do you have a crush?

Sure.

90: Last time you kissed someone?

This morning.

91: Last time you were insulted and what was it?

To be insulted means you care about the other person’s opinion. And I don’t.

92: What color underwear are you wearing?

Pink.

93: What color shirt are you wearing?

Gray.

94: What color bottoms are you wearing?

Gray.

95: Wearing any bracelets?

Not while I’m at home.

96: Last sport you played?

I workout, I don’t play sports atm.

97: Last song you sang?

I was singing The Fiend theme while doing chores. XD

98: Do you have any enemies?

Mmmh, I guess not?

99: Last time you hung out with anyone?

My birthday 😭

100: Favorite movie?

The Fountain, In the Mood for Love, Only Lovers Left Alive, Stoker.

[expression-in-its-essence]

The Goldfinch movie.

7 min 26 secs in : Why the fuck did they start the movie like that. Why didn't the explosion take place? Theo's mom's apartment? His anxiety? Also.. why do they keep cutting the scenes abruptly? They ain't tweets... No limit.. then??

8 min 2 sec in : Okay they went to the apartment. Audrey's sweater deserved more screen time. The lipstain on the mug in focus *chef's kiss* poetic cinema!

9 min 19 sec in : Do you see what I see? Tom Cable's face has a stark resemblance to Boris's face. Did Theo have a crush on him?

9 min 54 sec in : Mr Barbour's hand is shaking. I like that they put it in there. He was sick. Nice. (I'd imagined Audrey's apartment building entrance like they showed the Barbour's apartment building entrance. Wild.)

11 min 8 sec in : Don't shove it into his face that y'all are fancy okay? He's not used to that life style. He didn't have maids making his bed. ARE YOU GIVING HIM DRUGS, MRS BARBOUR? But you just glared at your husband for offering him the same sort of thing?? Oh God. Poor child. "it's perfectly understandable" my ass. You gave him meds just because your sleep was getting affected.

14 min 39 sec : Woah woah woah Theo wtf you're so smol how'd you do that? Also... Again. The frame of Theo and Tom standing close and Theo and Boris standing close when they kissed, Theo is wearing the same damn sweater.

16 min 58 sec in : Ayyyy Jeffery Wright!

20 min 33 sec in : "He drank a lot", Theo about his dad. Honey just wait up, you will too. (The grilled sandwich and the cute lil smile 😍 also this is the first time since the movie started that Oakes' voice isn't deep.)

23 min 54 sec in : Wizard of Oz poster, I see you!

24 min 19 sec in : I love how Oakes is expressing being caught off guard. Theo knows he did something bad and every time he's dealing with something he didn't expect to deal with, he's like OMG THEY KNOW ABOUT THE PAINTING AND IM FUCKED even if no one knows.

25 min 1 sec in : The glasses made a difference. He went from mature to cute. Angry bird to angry birb.

25 min 44 sec in : Another sweater? Or was this THE sweater of Audrey? (Off topic but Oakes is hella cute. I could murder anyone who hurts him.)

29 min 9 sec in : Pippa doesn't remember or doesn't wanna remember? There was something in her eyes that was hard to read. Also, why doesn't anyone say 'I'm sorry about your mom' to Theo? Do Americans not care? It's weird to see no response when he tells people that Audrey is dead.

31 min 17 sec in : "The Goldfinch, destroyed"? Then why is Theo upset. Good riddance. Oh yeah. I know why. It's Donna Tartt we're talking about.

32 min 39 sec in : Hobie just casually predicting the future. "It's only fake if you pass it on as an original". Theo's like, "noted, gonna do exactly that".

34 min 16 sec in : Why does Theo write like a five year old child? That's toddler handwriting! And omg all the Andy-prom-dress memes are making sense now. (Also did I mention that Mrs Barbour seems more selfish in the film than she does in the book. Like hey I'm putting up with this kid because he helps my kid. He's serving a purpose for me. What the hell.) (How old is Andy anyway? He looks younger than Theo. I think he's different. Didn't grow up like other kids. That was mentioned in the book right?)

35 min 20 sec in : Ayyy Hobie's earring!

35 min 49 sec in : He shopped for himself? Nice! Didn't know kids could shop without adult supervision in the West. (Because they can't in the East.)

35 min 50 sec in : Ayyyy Sarah Paulson! Damn she's hot. How can you dislike her? *heart eyes*

37 min 30 sec in : I can't bring myself to hate Luke Wilson since Skeleton Twins but SHUT THE FUCK UP LARRY! AUDREY DESERVED BETTER. Look at how Larry and Xandra are looking at the place like they're vultures.

39 min 34 sec : They got the airport scene right. STOP GIVING HIM DRUGS WTH IS WRONG WITH THE ADULTS IN THIS MOVIE!

41 min 12 sec in : Ayyy Popper!!!!!

43 min 27 sec in : It just dawned on Theo that he's alone. Oh god. My poor baby.

45 min 12 sec in : Let me take this moment to say that Ashleigh Cummings is pretty. And I finally get why y'all were pissed at the non linear storyline and the weird voiceovers. Guess I'd been prepared for that so it didn't really suck that much.

49 min 30 sec in : I'd imagined Boreo reunion like the Platt Theo reunion. In the day. Dang it. Also... Adult Platt Barbour was not supposed to be good looking? In the book?

55 min 34 sec in : Without context, none of it could make sense. Apologies to whoever didn't read the book beforehand. Crowley fucked this up.

58 min in : Ayyyy Finn Wolfhard! BORIS IS HERE AND IM SO EXCITED IDK WHY

1 hour in : It's such a Boris thing to leave the bag unzipped.

1 hour 3 min 20 sec in : Slumdog Millionaire's Jai Ho (2008) is playing in the background. The only song that I've recognized so far. Wow. Lets me know about the time setting. Nice.

1 hr 3 min in : Someone gif " That cost twenty dollars!" *Stare* "That would have cost twenty dollars!"

1 hr 8 min in : So Boris's room is exactly like I had imagined but Theo's room isn't. Boris just mentioned Kotku though.

1 hr 9 min 14 sec in : Isn't it hella hot in Vegas? Why are they wearing sweaters? Or does drug intake make you more vulnerable to the environment?

1 hr 10 min 15 sec in : Xandra Theo argument : gold. "Cocktail sausages that you like." I wanna laugh in Crowley's face. What was he thinking?? Omg I'm dying.

1 hr 11 min 17 sec in : The slap sound didn't work??

1 hr 13 min 53 sec in : I like serious Boris better.

1 hr 14 min in : The slum house Audrey dream thing was not in the book. That's an entirely new addition.

1 hr 18 min 26 sec in : The Welty Theo scene is awesome. The sound effects work. I feel suffocated. The ambulance noise fiasco is also nicely pulled off. (also Theo's Yellow bag was dirty af then how did it get all clean when he didn't even do anything to it?)

1 hr 20 min 57 sec in : Shhhh Potter.

1 hr 22 min in : Holy shit he got slapped twice!! Ouch! And Larry's audacity to tell Theo to stop with the crying?? Good thing he died. Asshole.

1 hr 25 min in : "You don't tell me a lot of things but that's okay". I see what you did there, Boris. Which was of course, I love you.

1 hr 26 min in : "Act normal" - Theo knows his way around drugs pretty well, doesn't he?

1 hr 30 min in : "No family No friends" line punched me in the face. (Also awww popchik's excuse was the last resort for Boris to make Theo stay.)

1 hr 31 min 17 sec in : That pause after "What do you have to tell me?". You can clearly see Boris struggling to hold something back. Which was of course, I love you.

1 hr 31 min 34 sec in : What the fuck is that music? Oh heyyyyyy they kissed!-- he fucking runs away?? Also what kind of a kangaroo runs like that? (Yes, the taxi driver watched. I don't have to wonder anymore.) (They didn't address why he took the bus instead of flying?)

1 hr 33 min in : I didn't imagine Welty's room like that at all. Also why doesn't Hobie seem happy to see Theo again?

1 hr 35 min in : Longer stretches of one storyline are kinda bearable. From drugs in storage unit to waking up beside Kitsey. We got Vegas and Young Theo. Nice. (Also, who the heck puts jewelry in shoes? Is Theo that dumb? And now I can't think of anything else than Boris piercing his ear for the emerald earring. Tumblr has fucked it up bad.)

1 hr 43 min in : They nailed the Kitsey Theo confrontation.

1 hr 44 min in : Ayyy Ozma of Oz!

1 hr 48 min in : I noticed it before but I wasn't sure... Now I am. Pippa has Welty's ring. On her finger. At all times. (also, is NYC always that noisy? Must suck to walk on the roads.)

1 hr 52 min 23 sec in : They nailed the Theo Pippa date. What's that song playing in the background? I want the name. It's almost like two hours and I still haven't seen Aneurin Barnard once. Why! (Jerome's mentioned in the movie btw.)

1 hr 52 min 51 sec in : Complained too soon. Boris is sat in the dark doing god knows what. My man Aneurin is here!

1 hr 53 min 37 sec in : BOREO REUNIONNNNNN - no don't look at me like that I only watched it thrice.

1 hr 56 min in : Boris saying "it's someone else" with a knowing look and Theo looking at him. The frickin yearning.

1 hr 57 min in : Boris is like you're unhappy, I'm here, we're both rich, let's f*ck. "We could"... What are you suggesting dude he's repressed!

1 hr 58 min in : "you unwrapped it and showed it to me." So many meanings. The heart, the love the soul... Wow. Good for you, screen play writers! ( It's kinda hilarious how Boris got mad at Theo for never quote unquote fucking opening it.)

2 hr 1 min in : I'm calling it. They're going to fuck up the Theo Hobie confrontation. They put it on the wrong time. And they also fucked up the text from the book.

2 hr 5 min 48 sec in : Even Platt is saving his sister's face. Also where did Todd go? Did he never grow up? I wish Mrs Barbour didn't use Theo like she did.

2 hr 7 min in : The frame where Boris is between Kitsey and Theo. Chef's kiss.

2 hr 10 min 54 sec in : *intense music playing* Boris put his leg up on the table and I burst into laughter THOSE ARE THE FAMOUS FUCK ME PUMPS.

2 hr 11 min in : AAAAA THE FOREHEAD TOUCH AAAAAAA (Theo just knows without looking that Boris is close enough to touch? Theo are you sure you don't feel feelings for him?)

2 hr 12 min in : Theo is so worried that I'm not sure if it's for Boris or for losing the painting again. Omg he just murdered a man. Oh god.

2 hr 14 min in : Theo is spiralling. In the movie they imply that Hobie played a part in him attempting suicide. So wrong. Poor Hobie. In the book that wasn't the case.

2 hr 15 min in : The transition of the Goldfinch into Audrey, wow. Also, is it the first time we're seeing her? The movie started so long ago that I've forgotten if I saw Theo and Audrey in the museum. Boris following right after Audrey? That's a subliminal message. Boris is here to rescue y'all.

2 hr 16 min in : No shit Boris is freaking out right now.

2 hr 17 min in : The diner scene. They're both crying. "Happy Christmas, Potter" - which was of course, I love you.

2 hr 18 min in : No don't you dare compare Audrey and Mrs Barbour. Audrey would never drug her child or use him for her benefit.

2 hr 20 min in : Poor kid bumps into his mom lol. I found it funny.

On the whole

The movie was nice if you'd read the book beforehand. The first hour was steak, The second hour was Korean BBQ and the rest of the twenty minutes were minced beef. If you get what I mean. Weird analogy. It could have been much better. But it was really very nice in some places. Most places I'd say.

I didn't like how the pop songs ruined the mood of certain moments. I didn't like how you couldn't hear the conversation over the music playing. For example in the engagement party when Platt and Theo talked. Or in the diner scene.

Both Borises killed the accent thing. They tried their best. Cut them some slack.

Oakes deserves an Oscar for holding up this movie on his smol shoulders. I was shook at how a kid could act that well.

Popchik deserved more screen time. I'm still pissed they didn't add the Popchik Boris reunion. But then they couldn't make it chronological, what were we supposed to expect anyway.

Ansel Elgort y'all. Theo sure improved his handwriting lol. Ansel's writing is nice. He was actually good in this movie. Better than he was in The Fault In Our Stars. The internet is just mean. The critics too. I will never understand the hate.

All in all, it could have been a better adaptation but it didn't suck as bad as everyone made it out to be. John Clownery should be punished nonetheless. Special shout-out to Roger Deakins for making it work.